Thursday, March 25, 2010

Segment 1 – Coming up on the show

Bubba said the bumper music was provided by Ned, Ned said Adam Lambert
is like Freddie Mercury. Bubba asked Manson how the BubbaRaw.com chat
went, Manson said it went well. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming
up on the show today, he said someone emailed him saying that Tucker
Carlson’s Twitter is ridiculous, Spice said he feels like he’s in
grade school. Bubba said when the listeners go with him on something,
he read from the website about Ned’s latest song, he said when the
fans go with him, it’s an avalanche, Ned said he voted no on that.
Bubba said that they put Linzy on 93 Rock in the middays; she wondered
how much longer can Bubba talk, he said it just makes him want to go
longer. Spice said he was checking the affiliate pages, one page said
“Bubba from 6 am to whenever Bubba shuts up”, Bubba thinks the people
of Ft. Meyers don’t want to hear another Poison record, Spice said if
he was a midday guy, he’d just relax and enjoy it, Brent said he saw
Linzy at Marco Island, Bubba asked him if he tried to get a mix in,
Brent said no, as they work together. Bubba told the Clear Channel to
not go to Atlanta, he said there’s something in the water, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Jim in south Decoda, Bubba discovers a new application

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com
dollar preview, then into “Punch Me”. We then heard some Aba as bumper
music, Bubba thinks it’s pathetic that he knew the song, he said Clear
Channel offered them ten shows for over a million bucs, Manson thinks
it’s swagger. Bubba asked Spice how his doctor’s appointment was,
Spice said it went well, he said he freaks out when he gets his blood
taken. Jim in south Decoda said that Janessa Brazil wasn’t crowned Ms.
Howard TV, Bubba thinks it’s a fishy deal. Jim suggested the guys play
the May 12, 2006 show, he said he’s never missed a show. Bubba asked
him what shows he liked the show where Twenty-five Cent got shocked
(March 3, 2006), he said he also enjoyed Spice getting shot with a BB
gun (August 10, 2006). Spice thinks Jim is an S and M listener, he
thinks the guy is a retard for messing up some details. Bubba asked
that Jim drive safely, he said he’ll get a Ned Dragons shirt. Spice
read a story about a mentally challenged boy who placed a midget in a
closet; the guys think its bologna. David said Devin James is doing an
interview on Howard’s show. Bob in t. Meyers thanked Bubba for the
plug on the Stan and Hany show. Bubba said he was on Twitter
yesterday, there’s an application to listen to any Beasly station, we
then heard the audio from a minute ago, Dave said he could plug it in.
bubba thinks he can pipe himself in, we then heard the audio where
Bubba hung up on Bob, he turned it off, saying technology is amazing,
Manson said cutting tape with razor blades and pencils wasn’t long
ago. Bubba said if you’d like the application, it’s “IRadioNow”, it’s
for free, go to 96 K Rock, he then wonders if we even need regular
radio anymore, he said the thing they want to do is getting bigger and
bigger, he wondered what happened with the bubba application, Brent
said the ap is being worked on, Bubba thinks they can’t put it up
until next year, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the NC Double D’s. Ned
said he doesn’t remember the artist for the bumper music, Brent said
Monday is when they’ll get to the final four, he said the final two
will be next Saturday, Bubba proposes they put a schedule on the site,
he said they’re still trying to validate the Devin James story, he
said if it wasn’t true, Tiger’s people would’ve stepped in and told
them to stop, Manson thinks this is destroying everything, he said he
doesn’t agree with it being sex addiction. Bubba thinks when you have
as much money as Tiger does, you get sicker and sicker, Spice said
that all signs point to a sexual deviant, Bubba said the money and the
fame is part of the problem, he then said another girl has come out
with a Jessey James story, he said Jessey paid a girl $750,000 to
settle a lawsuit. Brent said the only thing that was working with
Terry Schiavo was blind, Bubba said they were relentless on her, he
then said that Family Guy has gotten flack for a song about her
condition, he said heather knows his wishes, he said the media tried
to make Michael Schiavo look like the bad guy, we then heard a news
clip about that. Manson said Glenn Beck tried to keep her alive, he
said he tried to keep her alive, Bubba asked that the family challenge
his show, he said the problem is the family has tried to bamboozle
America, he said the family should hear Manson’s stuff, he said if he
wants to be the bad guy, he’ll play his elements about that stuff.
Spice read about the Terry Schiavo concert, he doesn’t get it, Bubba
thinks it’s a way to shake people down, he asked for Forensic
accountants to look into his foundation. We then heard the clip from
Family Guy, where Lois is excited over Stewie’s first play, Brian
thinks it’s a little too soon for a play about Terry Schiavo, Bubba
then goofed on Peter’s accent, he then said he’s seen the show a few
times, he thinks it’s like them. We then heard a heart monitor,
followed by some dripping sound effects. A kid comes on saying he’s
Michael Schiavo, the doctor tells him she’s a vegetable, Michael said
he hates vegetables, it then leads into a song about the various plugs
Terry was connected to. Bubba said he’d have a lot more respect if the
family just asks for funds, without using her name. Spice said while
she was still alive, South Park did an episode about that. Bubba said
they’ll crank up the Schiavo stuff. We then heard “keep her Vegetated”
from “bubba show classics vol. 6”, track 12. The song parodies “come
Out And Play” by The Offspring. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 4 – Legal and Medical advice with Steve and Dan Diaco

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour. We then heard some Dobie Gray as bumper music. We then heard a
promo for Steve and Dan Diaco’s bumper; Bubba said they’ll be taking
calls for them. Alyssa said she enjoyed the Family Guy episode, she
thought it was hilarious, she then said she was in a similar
situation, her brother was in an accident, they had to pull the plug
on him a year after, she said it was sad having to watch someone go
through that. The guys clowned Dan for questioning where Brent was,
Bubba said the Schiavo thing ended up being a big Religion thing, Dan
said the thing to do is let them die peacefully.
Steve said he had a client with stuff like that, Spice thinks
Kevorkian was quite the visionary. Bubba wondered how long can this go
on for, Dan said it’s sad to see the family wait for the person to
die. Bubba asked the legal aspect of shooting someone who has had the
plug pulled; Steve said they’ll be in trouble for murder. Chris said
he was in a motor cycle accident, Bubba wonders if you can sue for a
pothole, Steve said you could sue the dot, Spice thinks that’s got to
be difficult to prove. Steve in Tampa thanked Dan for his work on
Sally’s eyes, Bubba told him to explain it, Steve said he knows Bubba,
he then said she had crossfeet around her eyes; Dan said it’s eyelid
surgery. Bubba read an email from Jack Stiefel asking if they should
let progressive handle an accident, Steve said progressive will handle
it, he said if you have State Farm, cancel them and go with
Progressive. Fred said he has something on his right shoulder, he
asked the chances of him getting nerve damage, Dan said it’s unlikely,
saying that if something goes wrong, call Steve, this had the guys
cracking up, Spice thinks the body language in the studio today is
insane, he then asked Dan the biggest toomer was, Dan said he removed
a 97 pound hunk of skin, Bubba thinks people could get about a cup and
a half of stuff. Dan said he remembers one guy who was poking an
infection, the guy got puss in the face, he threw up, Ned suggested
they get back to Bubba’s 97 pound hunk of skin. Dan said he really
enjoys popping zits, he said it’s pretty gross. Steve said his son is
hitting puberty, he said when it’s your kid, it’s almost like your
body. Bubba said he saw a clip where a woman sliced a guy’s zit, Spice
said YouTube is down on his computer. Chris said his other passed away
from cancer, he said for the past eight months, she was on permanent
disability, the insurance company told him they were denying life
insurance, as she wasn’t an active employee for six months. Steve said
to deny a claim isn’t unusual, he asked the guy to call him. Kelly in
Ft. Meyers said her son cracked his skull; he had to be med flighted.
Bubba said anytime you deal with a large cooperation, they’ll cover
their asses, Spice thinks chuck E. cheese will settle out of court
with tickets and tokens. Steve said Ned did a great job with his
promotions, Bubba said when someone really gets hurt, to contact
Steve. Dan said Steve is representing him. T in t. Lauderdale said he
cut the tip of his ring finger off, when it was bandaged up, the split
was on the wrong way, he said the finger has since formed in a J
shape; he said he can’t stretch it. Dan said it all depends on how
there bent, Bubba said Dan is a hand expert. TC said he was helping
his Sister move, he dropped something on it. Susan said she’s had
several plastic surgeries, one of her eyes is drooping; Dan said they
can do that, he said they’ve seen injuries with seatbelts and breast
implants. Bill in Tampa said in 1994, he was diagnosed with ms, he
said in January, he got seven inches of bones replaced, he wonders if
this is something he’ll have to worry about, Dan said yes. Bubba
thinks Hogan has had some hip replacements, Manson thinks the leg drop
is going to be quite literal. Bubba said one of the girls on the NC
double D contest wrote Diacos and BTls.com on her gut, Dan said he
doesn’t remember that one. Spice asked Dan how well is he at spotting
real and fake breasts, Dan said he can do that, Bubba pulled some pics
for him to look at; Dan thinks girl number one had stretch marks.
Bubba said Dan had a Tiger Woods story, Dan said he was the team
doctors for the Bucs, he said tiger was there for about five or six
games, he said Tiger is very competitive, Tiger said he did Cross
Country, he said some Nigerian guy was there, Dan said Tiger looks at
everything as a contest. Bubba thinks Tiger had to push the envelope
with getting women; Spice said he’s lucky he didn’t kill a woman.
Bubba thinks it’s a problem that Tiger doesn’t wear a condom, Steve
said if it was’ true, he’d be asked to stop; he said the case has been
handled horribly. Bubba said that Kevin Hayslett sent a letter to
tiger’s lawyers; Steve said they should be getting in front of this
thing, Spice thinks it’s just getting larger. Brent said the girls in
the Howard Stern contest said threesomes were in order, Steve said his
name is Mr. Wolf, he said he makes things go away, the guys goofed on
Jimmy Kleavis calling Steve, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Steve’s number: 1800-803-1076
Dan’s number: 813-876-3611


Segment 5 – Bubba rants against the Schindler family, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for “Ned’s 12 inch meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce)”. Bubba said he’s thinking about
taking the show long, just to drive Linzy crazy, he then thanked Brent
for his findings, he wonders if you’re the surviving family members of
anyone, what gives you the right to not want to work. Joe thinks he’s
listening to TMZ on radio, as he’s heard a lot of Tiger Woods stuff,
bubba called the guy a toothless roofer, he told him to not to tell
him how to do radio, he said he’d much rather like it if someone
called up and said they’d like to hear themselves on the radio, he
thinks the Schiavo family should be happy with Family Guy, we then
heard the news clip again. Bubba said they got Mark Lunsford to turn
the foundation off, Manson thinks journalism is dead, Bubba got on the
bullhorn and said the foundation is a sham, he then rewound the part
where the reporter said “the Terry Schindler Schiavo foundation”, he
then ran down the money for the foundation, he said not one dollar was
given to anyone, he thinks he could be wrong. Brent said he went to
the tax return, he said at least Lunsford donated some money. Bubba
ran down the salaries of the people involved, Spice thinks they’re
getting a good pay day for doing nothing, Bubba wonders why they need
to travel, Manson said it’s a foundation of itself. Bubba thinks the
mission statement should be to get stupid people to help them out, he
thinks their not worthy of getting $138,000. Spice said he’ll check to
see if the offices are open, he told bobby that they’re on his side,
he asked bobby why he doesn’t support the show, he said they’re
questioning what the foundation does, he thinks the guy is scrambling,
Brent said it’s fantastic. Bubba said this is like the mark Lunsford
situation, he said the media doesn’t have the balls to question him.
Spice thinks bobby is scrambling, Bubba told Spice to call him back,
and tell him that he has one last chance to defend himself; he thinks
the guy is listening to the show. Manson said if you’d like to raise
awareness, just print up some pamphlets. Bubba told Bobby Schindler
that he’s done, Brent thinks they didn’t file an incorrect tax return,
Bubba said he has a 92-93% give back ratio, he said he pays for all of
it, Spice said he’s going to raise awareness that Bobby Schindler is
scamming people, he said he’s glad their daughter died. Brent thinks
its laziness; Manson thinks it’s really easy to scam people with this.
PJ in Miami said he was overseas in Turkey, he said he converted
himself to Islam, he said not all Muslims are bad people, Bubba said
he wasn’t saying all Muslims are bad people, he said every group has
an idiot in it, he said he’d like to apologize to the great Muslims
who didn’t like his elements, he said the only bad thing about the
Muslims was September 11, he said it’s not fair, the guy said their
image has been burnt after September 11, he said about 18% of our
Military is comprised of Muslims. Bubba said there’s a bad percentage
of white Christians, he said there’s scum in every cut of life, he
said some guy named David has an anti Bubba campaign; the guy emailed
the Car Store over his Muslim comments. Bubba wasn’t sure about the
814 area code, Brent said its Pennsylvania, he told Ned if he wants to
get some heat, just bag on the Muslims, Ned said he’d have to be on
Satellite for his thoughts on Catholics, Bubba then read an article
about that. Manson said he’s outraged that people are still supporting
the Catholic Church; he thinks their outfits are more outlandish than
Michael Jackson. Bubba said it’s even worse with deaf kids, he said
every president is guilty of putting the Pope over; Brent said the
Pope has obstructed justice. Bubba said the more powerful foundation
around Florida was the Mark Lunsford foundation, he said that when he
files his taxes, he’ll put them on his website, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Emails, birthdays, Tucker Carlson

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba wonders where today went, Manson wonders about the week.
The first email said they’re having a panic attack over Calgary, Bubba
said they should know right after vacation. Another emailer wondered
if Bubba has a College degree, Bubba said he doesn’t have one; the
emailer thinks Bubba is a flaming douchebag. Another emailer said
market number 2 got the story right. Another emailer thinks the Muslim
woman from yesterday will probably kill herself with her turban.
Another emailer said bubba was dead on with his Religion rant. Another
emailer said the Allan Cox show has ripped them off with the N double
D’s contest, Bubba said he’s done complaining over shows that steal
from him. Another emailer said they can’t believe how Bubba is
treated; he thinks they’re following the leader. Another emailer
wondered why a Muslim woman is listening to the show; the emailer
thinks her Religion would step in. Another emailer said Tucker needs
to stop asking silly questions on Twitter. Bubba went over some
birthdays, he said he had no idea Jeff Healey died, we then heard some
Elton John, Ned thinks he’s getting up there, he thinks Daniel and
Elton were in a mile high club. Bubba thinks Tucker Carlson enjoys
“Respect” as background music, we then heard his bumper. Tucker said
he’s back in Washington, he said he’s going to deal with his Twitter,
Bubba read an email from Keith W, Tucker said this is a Political
Jeopardy, bubba thinks Tucker should say some other stuff, Bubba told
him they follow him, he thinks Tucker is talking down to people,
Tucker thinks he’s talking up to people, he said he doesn’t know the
answers to some of the questions. Spice asked one, Tucker got it
wrong. Bubba said they don’t want trivia, they’d like opinions, he
admonished Tucker for not listening to him. Tucker said his own
opinions scare him, he thinks it’s time to leave with the health care
bill, Spice said Tucker would rather ask questions than give his
opinions. Brent asked Tucker where he’d leave, Tucker said Coasta
Rica. Bubba told Tucker to turn up the opinions and stop with the
questions on Twitter, Tucker said he’ll end it today, Bubba said
Twitter is like texting, Tucker is amazed that you can do all this
stuff on Twitter, Brent said it’s mainly for minions. Bubba said
reality is what people like, he told Tucker he has some name value, he
said he’s posted pictures of heather on there, Tucker said he’d like
to see that, Bubba told Tucker he could message him, Brent said their
glad to pay for everything, Bubba told tucker he needs to come to
“bubba’s Man camp”, Tucker thinks he’s not running on all cylinders,
bubba thinks he needs to be on cruise control. Tucker said he uses his
Harley Davidson motor as a pen holder, Bubba told him it’s all about
building his brand. Mike said he was listening to Dennis miller, the
Bubba Army called in, Tucker said he doesn’t remember saying it on the
show, he said Bubba only leaves his mouth in the most positive way.
Bubba thinks when you get thrown a softball, you have t hit it out of
the park, Tucker said he never thought Obama was a big guy, he said
he’ll never attack Polygamy, bubba thinks Tucker should’ve been
disgusted over the Warren Jeffs issue, Brent said the difference
between Warren Jeffs and Sean Kemp is, that Warren touched girls under
18. Tucker said he’s against child molestation, he said he almost
jumped through a wall when he read the article in the New York Times.
Bubba wonders why we pander to the Pope; Brent said they’re materially
supported child rape. Bubba said you don’t know what will happen to
your kid when their sent away, he said all bets are off, he thinks
Tucker is blind. Tucker wondered how long will the Pope be around for;
Brent said he can do what he wants. Tucker said he read about the
Devin James situation, Bubba said they have her signed to
confidentiality, she can’t appear anywhere else. Tucker said he
doesn’t like John Edwards, bubba thinks Tucker is taking the dumbest
stances ever. Brent said they’re looking at what a phony as to what
John Edwards is, the guys were cracking up at Tucker on protection,
Tucker thinks the guys are making him sound like an alien. Bubba said
when Tucker starts talking nonsense, they’ll make him sound silly, he
then changed him to a lower setting, Tucker said he likes it, the guys
were cracking up at this, Tucker thinks it’s really cool, he then
changed his voice, Tucker thinks Bubba sound the same, he thinks it’s
really cool. Bubba then changed his setting to the one Tucker was on
earlier, Tucker told him to cut it out. Brent was on protection, the
guys cracked up at Ned on protection. Bubba asked Tucker if he’d like
to go on CB, Tucker was cracking up at this. Bubba told Tucker to be
honest on his Twitter account, Tucker said it won’t be any more
questions, he said any conversation that has “bitch” in it never ends
well. Bubba thinks they could do a whole show like this, he said it
slows them down. Frank on protection said this morning he got served
with papers, he said it was for domestic violence, he said it was over
him slapping her ass, Bubba thinks it’s ridiculous. Frank said she’s
pregnant with his kid, Manson thinks there’s more to the story. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army
hardhat, then into Ned’s “Muslim Basketball Call”. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Twenty-five Cent rides a Bull, Linzy from 96 K Rock, bubba
reads some liners

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba thinks
Linzy is in the studio with her headphones plugged in and has a record
ready to go. Nicole said she loves the show, she said she loves Spice,
Spice called her a lesbian, Nicole said girl 13 is hot, Bubba said
she’s not in the contest, he said number 4 didn’t make it, he thinks
the hottest one is the one with the police tape, he thinks she’s
number 9, Spice said he’ll get on the request line. We then heard a
news clip about the trainer who was killed over the whale, bubba said
he can see both sides of it, Manson said he’d like to see it. Ryan
said he’d like to get into Manson’s chat last night, he said Manson
answered every question, Manson thinks everyone was cool. We then
heard a clip of Twenty-five saying he and tom will be in a bull riding
contest, Tom the Treeman said he’s bull fighting, he said he’ll try
and save him. Bubba thinks it’s harder to get a hold of Linzy than the
President; Manson thinks a bull could kill you pretty easily. Spice
said mark just sent him a number for Linzy. We then heard a clip of
Twenty-five cent bull riding, the guys were cracking up at it, Manson
said Twenty-five’s face is great, bubba couldn’t stop laughing at it,
Brent said the testicals are tied. Spice said he tried to call Linzy,
but he couldn’t get anything. Bubba said he’ll take the show until she
calls, Ned asked her to call. Bubba went back to the audio, he said
Linzy is the cream filling between Bubba and Stan and Hany, he said
that’s on her FaceBook page. Linzy came on she said Bubba being on
pushing her numbers up, she said she had no idea how many Bubba fans
were supporting her. Bubba asked her if she gets bitchy when they run
long, Linzy said she’s a chubby chaser, Bubba hung up on her, Brent
thinks Linzy was trying to out cool him. Manson said they crack on
each other, he said you can’t just walk in and crack on them. Bubba
said he’s not going to have someone who is just starting out talk to
him like that, Ned thinks she got him. Bubba said she doesn’t have any
shtick, Manson said Cowhead could do that, as he’s a seasoned veteran,
Bubba thinks Tom the Treeman has more mic time than she does. Spice
told Bubba he has to cut some lines for Linzy, bubba said he’ll do
them now; he thinks he won’t cut any of them, ned suggested Bubba
freestyle. Bubba read one, he then read one through the voice changer,
he thinks it’s horribly written, he then said Linzy is trying to one
up him. He then read another one, Manson was cracking up. Bubba read
some more, ned said he’d like to do some stab-ins with Linzy. Bubba
said if he’s on protection, everyone is on it, Spice suggested they
call ned deep throat. Bubba said there’s nothing in his contract that
says he has to read the stuff. Ned said he can’t take Bubba seriously.
Troy wondered why Bubba is crying, Bubba hung up on him. Dale in
orange county said bubba is a punk. Spice said he’s hungry, ned
suggested a double side of man sauce. Dave said bubba has to cut some
Miami stuff, Bubba said he’ll gladly read for them. Steve came on
saying Bubba is a bitch, saying he smokes purple Kush. Bubba thinks he
shouldn’t read the Miami stuff on air, Spice thinks they should play
Bubba’s outtakes, Bubba said no to that, he said sometimes he yells at
the clients. Jill in Tampa said she’d like for the guys to stay on all
day. Tony in Detroit came on and said pussy. Bubba asked for naughty
Natalia to call in. Andrew in Jacksonville said he thinks he knows
Linzy, he thinks the role on her gut is bigger than her boobs. Naughty
Natalia came on, she said Bubba is awesome, she said the longer Bubba
takes, the longer she can do show prep, she said Kevin Vargas is one
of her mentors, Spice said he smells a Bubbagon fight. Bubba said
there’s a reason why it’s the way it is, he said he has a lot of
respect for Kevin Vargas. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.