Monday, April 12, 2010

Segment 1 – Weekend recap

The show started off with audio of the Rays losing, then into some
Rage Against The machine as bumper music. Bubba started the show by
telling Spice his girl was on TV, Spice said Ragoosa is around a 3.
Matt said he was watching “The Wind Tunnel” last night; someone called
in and asked when they’ll use Brent Hatley’s ball sack. Bubba recapped
some sports scores, Spice said over all his weekend was fine, he said
Lisa Lampanelli was great on Saturday. Bubba went over what they’ve
got coming up on the show, he plugged Hogan’s show that starts tonight
at 7, he said he won’t say anything, Ned thinks Bubba is a jobber for
producing the show, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails and Birthdays

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for free downloads when
you sign up for the BTLS Newsletter. Bubba said that Brent and Spice
will be at Guns and Hoses event in Jacksonville, he said it’s around
two or three hours of good ass kicking. JT said Bubba’s car looked
pretty sharp yesterday, Bubba said no one can have the kind of car he
has. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked about Dana White, Spice
said Anderson Silva was showboating; Manson said the fight was
horrible. The first email of the day said their daughter is 16, and is
interested in getting a belly button ring, Manson said no to the idea,
Bubba then recreated how Donna would react to that. Another emailer
said a 6500 seat venue probably won’t be enough. Another emailer
offered up his wife for Bubbapalooza tickets. Another emailer said the
show makes him laugh. Another emailer said her husband shoots a lot of
pills up, ned said you liquefy them and shoot it up, he said it’s the
same thing as heroin, Bubba thinks you can’t just turn pouter to
liquid, Brent said they mix it with water. Bubba suggested she leave
her husband as quickly as possible. Another emailer was an attached
article where some Roman Catholics are asking to change the statute of
limitations about child molestation, Brent wonders why you’d be
against the bill. Another emailer told Bubba to wash his vagina for
crying during “The Blind side”, Manson said he did that during the
trailor, Bubba said Spice cries during “Home Improvement”, Spice
sarcastically said Tim Allan makes him cry. Another emailer said they
got hung up on, Bubba thinks it would matter what show it was. Another
emailer said he’s looking for some legal advice, Bubba suggested
813-Divorce. Bubba went over some birthdays, Spice wonders when Larry
King will chill, Manson said he can’t stop. Bubba said if he had the
kind of money David letterman or Larry King have, he’d be done with
his job, Manson thinks getting up around 9 was the life. We then heard
some tiny Tim, Spice didn’t know what his deal was, Bubba said he was
weird. We then heard some Herby Hancock, Bubba said he’s good friends
with Bad Boy Bill, he said he’ll give him a free plug. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – UFC discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about Stephanie
Ragusa, then into “Ragusa’s So Horny” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits
Vol. 3”, track 6. Bubba said the music was provided by Dave Rice, he
then said Spice pulled some Bad Boy Bill for him, he wonders if Bill
is married and has kids, Spice said this is house stuff, Manson
wonders if this is all his stuff. Bubba said that Ben Roethlisberger
won’t have charges filed, he thinks he should get a girlfriend, Manson
thinks he’s stupid. Bubba asked about UFC 112, Spice said Anderson was
stalling, Manson said he was mocking the guy, Spice said the ref told
him to fight; he said Dana left the fight in the fourth round. We then
heard a clip of Dana talking, Bubba said he likes Dana’s honesty,
Spice thinks Don King is a hype man. Bubba said that George St Pierre
is a class act, Spice said when he talks smack, it’s hard to take him
seriously, Brent said no one could beat Anderson Silva, the guys
cracked up when Dana said that Anderson runs around like a jackass for
five minutes. Bubba wondered who would win between Silva and George St Pierre, the guys think George St Pierre, Spice said it would be
bigger than this one, Bubba likes how Dana just lays it out there.
Chad said he watched the fight, he said Anderson wasn’t willing to get
on the ground; Bubba said Anderson could’ve taken his opponent down.
Jason said Silva didn’t have much of a challenger. John said he needs
George St Pierre, Bubba thinks they should do a catch weight. We then
heard a clip from the masters, where tiger Woods screwed up, he then
called himself out, saying “Tiger Woods, you sucked, god damnit”, the
guys cracked up at the announcer saying he wasn’t pleased. We then
heard “Tiger Woods Macho Man Commercial” from “Bubba Show classics
Vol. 13”, track 17. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Racing, suicide by cop

Coming out off commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on April 23 in Orlando, then into “Big Fat Bubba Blows”. Bubba
said he had a big racing weekend, he said Tyler won his race on
Friday, he said Tyler was a little bit out to lunch in Atlanta on
Saturday, he said they ran out of gas, Brent said Tyler was checked
out. Bubba said it was great to meet Big Doug Brown, Ned thinks the
sponsors will drop if Tyler doesn’t get better. Bubba said Tasha’s kid
is interested in racing, Spice said he’s playing soccer. We then heard
a clip about a guy who was killed by the cops, Bubba said this is the
pussy way to kill yourself, he said cops hate that, he said he knows
someone who was involved in that, saying it’s disturbing, he then
asked Brent about combat, Brent said you can’t really confirm a kill,
they’re interested in getting you out, Ned said cutting the ears off
is proof. Spice said he’s seen some videos of Taliban dyeing, Bubba
said it sucks that the gunner has to get a clear okay before killing.
Bill on protection said the cop’s gun is taken away to check how many
rounds were fired from it, you get a new one for the time being. Bubba
said the guy from Butler got signed for a 12 year deal, Spice thinks
it’s a strong job security. Jim on protection said he went on
administrative leave, he had to go to an evaluation, he said he had a
bunch of surgery, Bubba said he could never be a cop, as he’d shoot a
couple of extra bullets. Jim said he didn’t feel guilty, he said the
guy had a machete. Frank on protection thanked Bubba for supporting
them, he said he was involved in something similar, where a guy
smacked his wife with a hamburger flipper,
Bubba told him a he couldn’t put that in his report, he said the
crooks don’t have much of a chance to escape from bullets, he said
everyone understands the coking of a gun, he then asked if the first
shot will knock someone down, Frank said a lot of the movie stuff is
crap, Ned joked he has a throw down rolling pin. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various news, Hulk Hogan calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba went to Captain Janks; Janks said he called up a show on
the Speed Channel. We then heard the clip, where Janks as Mark from
Atlanta asked when they’ll be using Brent Hatley’s ball sack, Bubba
was cracking up at that, Brent said he’s working on some stuff. Joe on
protection said he was involved in a jail escape; he had to shoot the
guy with a 12 gage. Bubba asked how powerful the buckshot is, Joe said
when he fired, he thought he missed; one bullet went through the guy’s
aorta. Bubba said the Polish President died in a plane crash, Spice
said he was sad when he heard it, he then thought of almost every
Polish joke, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba and Spice
really like the blonde, he wonders why the Polish get such a bad rap,
he said there’s nothing you can do about fog, he then said the monkey
is back in the news, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
wishes the monkey could go to the show, Spice thinks it’ll get shot
one of these days. Mike in Jacksonville said Lasker got his ass kicked
in a race by a 16 year-old girl named Amanda Ferguson. We then heard a
clip of a black woman talking, Bubba said it sounds like someone he
knows, we then heard the news clip about that, he said he wouldn’t be
so happy over the story, the guys goofed on the woman in the clip, we
then heard “The Boopity song” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”,
track 23. Bubba said a joke is blowing up someone’s mailbox, or
lighting a bag of poop, touching two kids isn’t, he then took back his
statement about sounding like the woman he knows, he said if someone
is facing life in prison, and you’re saying it’s not a big deal, you
should go to jail, Manson wondered where the disclaimer about not
being appropriate for children, Spice said he’d let his kid watch.
Bubba thinks Richmond can’t handle life; we then heard the “You can’t
handle the truth” sounder. Bubba said that finally, a tow truck driver
was arrested, he was arrested on an unrelated felony charge, he was
arrested for misrepresenting himself. Bubba thinks if Ned was asked to
watch some kids, he’d be passed out, we then heard a news clip about a
kid who found Marijuana in the kid’s book bag, Bubba and Manson are
disgusted that the school was on lockdown, he said all we want to do
is make something out of nothing, he said he’s looking for the parent
that says the kid probably did it, he said the problem is the fat
soccer mom, he thinks we’re a bunch of pussies. We then heard Lin Yu
Chun’s version of “I Will Always Love You”, Spice thinks asking a
Chinese person if they can see is a bad question, Bubba wishes he was
16, Manson thinks Bubba wants to be Justin Beeber, Spice said he’d
like to sing like a man, Bubba disagrees, saying that if Trace could
do something like this, he’d be money. Spice thinks the kid isn’t
getting put over, Bubba said it gets freaky when the music kicks in,
he thinks he should go to prison for a year, as he’d lose weight,
Spice as a Chinese guy said some stuff. Bubba wondered if Dan diaco
has ever delt with Chinese people, Manson as a Chinese guy said he
couldn’t see out of the slits. We then heard Hogan’s bumper, Hogan
came on singing like a Chinese guy, he said he was trying to sound
like that, he said Ragusa wrote Nick Hogan a letter, Bubba told Hogan
about Spice having sex with her. Hogan said when he was in high
School, he had a math teacher who was nuts about him, he ended up
changing a tire on her car. Bubba asked him about after he became
famous, Hogan said he had a woman who almost broke his marriage up,
Bubba said he remembered that. Hogan said she messed up when she sent
a cassette tape, saying that she’d throw acid in Linda’s face, he said
the private investigators tracked her down in Germany. Bubba asked him
if he was able to get Aikman, Hogan said no. Bubba told him to meet
him at 6 tonight, Hogan said he’s nervous about tonight, he’s not sure
what Spice is looking at during the show, he then plugged Spyke.com,
he said you can go to TNA Reaction, he said it was crazy, he said
you’ll see Jeff hardy’s head catch on fire tonight. Bubba told him to
show up at 6, saying that Hogan is never early. Hogan said he’d like
to push some buttons, Ned thinks Hogan wants to do a morning zoo.
Bubba thinks they should do the Homeless Hogan bit, Hogan said he
couldn’t stand up for that long, Hogan cracked up at the sign “I need
money, Linda took it all”. Bubba told him he could pull a grand, Hogan
said he needs a free boat. Bubba wants to do Homeless Hogan, Hogan
thinks he’ll get hit, he then said the Xenadreen makes him poop a lot;
he said he almost didn’t make it to the toilet in time. We then heard
a clip about TNA Reaction, Spice thinks the Blue man Group is in the
background, Bubba thinks Flair could kick Hogan’s ass, he thinks his
blood pressure is 3,000/9,000, he thinks a doctor could take his blood
pressure as a gimmick, he then said Jeff Jarrett is engaged to Carron
Angle, he told Hogan if he showed up at 6:01, he’s locking the doors.
Ned said he drinks about nine miller Lites and spits out one liners.
Bubba thinks Hogan will show up late, he said he was late to his
wedding, Manson thinks he’ll show up at 7:05. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for free downloads when
you subscribe to the Bubba Army news letter, then into “Hogan
operator” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 7”, track 2, and “The Kabuki
Project”, track 15. The song spoofs “Operator” by Jim Croce, and
focuses on Hogan’s constant calling in support of Brooke’s first
album. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – Various news clips, cock Fighting

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper, then into some
Everlast as bumper music. We then heard a news clip about EBay getting
involved in a lawsuit, where a guy sued another guy for leaving
negative feedback on his page. Jim thinks Bubba got his nitch at TNA,
he asked about Orlando Jordan, Bubba said he was confused. We then
heard a news clip about a woman who was arrested as her children were
out wondering in the woods, Manson said they’ve heard this all the
time, Bubba thinks she shouldn’t have laid down with some hillbilly,
Bubba cracked up at the guy in the clip, Spice said she was arrested
with a shirt that said “I love weed”, Manson thinks she gives weed
smokers a bad name. Bubba said it’s not hard to watch a kid, Manson
said he managed to keep his kids in the house. Bubba said he hopes
Charlie Crist vetoes bill six, Brent thinks he’ll do it, he said he’ll
already piss off the law makers if he vetoes it, Bubba thinks he’s
pissed them off already, he said Charlie can’t distance himself fast
enough from the tea party, he said Brent’s Mom is thinking about
retiring soon, he then discussed monkeys boxing each other, he said he
got a warning on his computer, he decided against going to the site.
Spice said they pray in the corner, Bubba thinks it should be illegal,
Brent said one day, the script will be flipped. Spice said he gets the
circus, Bubba and Manson said no, Manson thinks we’ve regressed to
watch animals do tricks, Bubba said he doesn’t really care for zoos,
Bubba said he visits Bush Gardens not for the animals, but to ride the
Kumba, provided he can fit, Spice asked what happened to good old
fashion cock fighting. Bubba said he has less of an issue with cock
fighting than the circus. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.


Segment 8 – Joe the Supermark calls in, “Sex in The city 2” Trailor

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for free downloads. We
then heard “Unfair Advantage” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 8”, track
24. The bit is a game show featuring two white guys (John and Peter),
and one black guy (Terrell), where Terrell is able to say the n word,
but the other guys can’t. John and Peter end up getting disqualified
for saying it, and Terrell ends up winning. The bit ran for about
twenty seconds, it was then cut off by The Price is Right Theme, then
into “Tramp Stamps”. We then heard Joe the Supermark’s bumper, Joe
said its
Fabrizi birthday, he said he’d give Hogan money if he was there, he
said he’d give him a dollar every so often, Bubba thinks Hogan would
tell him to scram, he thinks people hate him because they truly don’t
like him. Joe said when he was in the locker room, he’d often mention
the show, no one really knew who he was, he said now they insult him,
he then said John Cena’s Dad saw his Hogan tat, he was disgusted when
he mentioned Bubba. Bubba said he thinks why they hate him is because
Joe is walking around saying how good he is, ned thinks the guys don’t
like him because of his finishing move, “The Bubba Splash”. Bubba said
TNA has gotten better, Joe said he didn’t like last week’s show. Brent
said the word behind the scenes is that John Cena’s Dad is a mark.
Bubba told Spice he should see pictures of Jack Swagger’s new wife,
Joe said he’s never seen her. Bubba had a picture of John Cena’s wife,
Joe said John and his Dad don’t get along, he said he’ll be high as
hell listening to the show, Ned yelled for Joe to shut the dog up.
Bubba thinks Justin Beeber looks like a homo; he thinks he’s on
gayguys.com. Bubba called up Fabrizi, he thinks his ring back (“Hells
Bells” by AC/DC) isn’t very gangster, he said “Sex In The City 2” is
coming out, the guys cracked up when he said “Blind Castle”. Jim said
he heard Bubba talking about political stuff, he asked about listing
weapons, Brent said it’s an internet myth. We then heard the trailor
for “Sex In The City 2”, he said he once pissed off Kristen Davis, ned
said his penis is getting smaller, Bubba then got caught off guard
with a guy on TV, he’s convinced the guy said “cunts”, Manson said
they don’t care what the woman look like in the Catholic Church. Bubba
said he’d like to Sex In The City, where the girls go to Hedo, Spice
said he sent Bubba link about Davis’s sex tape, he wondered what was
wrong with her gut, he then got grossed out by her crotch hair, he
thinks it looks like Buckwheat in a headlock, he asked Manson to look
at her gut, Manson wasn’t able to figure it out, Bubba thinks the guys
are hanging him out to dry. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.