Thursday, April 15, 2010

Segment 1 – Sports Scores, Aubry Huff

The show started off with audio of The Rays winning. Bubba said the
music was provided by Brent, he had no idea what the song was, Brent
said it was Joe Walsh. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he said
Aubry hit an inside the park, we then heard the audio of that, Spice
said you could see his face, Bubba thinks the announcer has had about
35 beers, Spice it slid in for effect. We then heard Aubry’s version
of “Letters From Home”, Bubba said he’s got a great voice, saying it’s
like a BB in a tin can, he then sang along with the song, he thinks
it’s the off-season cigarettes that give him that voice, Spice said
it’s nice and raspy. Bubba got distracted with Palin on TV; he thinks
his description of Tea partiers was dead on, he thinks they’ve done
more damage than they’ve done good. Brent said her rider demands that
her questions from audience members are pre-screened, Spice said that
Ron Paul has hulked up, Bubba recapped what they’ve got going on for
today’s show, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, Tyler at a gun range

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance on the show this Monday, then into Buck Cherry as bumper
music. Bubba thinks they’ve had a dry spell as far as birthdays are
concerned, he said he worked at a video store back in the day, he said
this was when VCRS were all the rage, he said it got to be such a big
deal, they’d drive the videos to your house. Spice thinks technology
got Blockbuster. Bubba remembers the name Samantha Fox, he said he met
her once, he said he doesn’t really like to talk about it that much.
The first email of the day told the fans to stop saying they’re coming
to New Orleans, the emailer told the people to wait until their team
has won. Bubba said they’ll be contacting the listeners from New
Orleans, he said he’s been hard on the Ferret lately. Another emailer
thanked Bubba for talking about Sting Ray Chevy. Anthony Ross said
they got his Special Forces shirt, and his 1/24 Dirt Late model
Die-cast car. Another emailer said the guys are the proud owner of the
greatest boopities of all time, the emailer recapped “Raw and
uncensored” disc 1, track 16, “Crack Lady Call”, Bubba said he
remembers that. Another emailer thanked Bubba for talking about Lumber
Liquidators.
Another emailer thanked Bubba for the show, saying even if it’s
watered-down, it’s much better than anything else. Another emailer
asked if they have a compilation of CDS, Bubba thinks they still have
“the Clemulus Package”, he told the emailer to go to iTunes. Spaz said
he saw the clip of Tyler at the shooting range, Bubba said it’s taught
by a retired law enforcement officer, the guy said if most parents
taught their kids that, they’d have less of a problem. Bubba asked
Manson if it was wrong for him to take Tyler to the shooting range,
Manson said no. Spice wonders why they need to learn how to aim, Bubba
said it’s kind of a way of life, Manson thinks kids that shoot other
kids probably weren’t taught how to shoot. Bubba said this is
something he enjoys; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Peter Steele, Pit-bull attacks seven day-old

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Guns and Hoses this
Saturday in Jacksonville, then into “Can’t Stop The Breeding”. Bubba
said today isn’t a very good day for people, he called it bullshit.
Spice said they’ve got five people who are interested in the Bon Jovey
contest, he then said Peter Steele, the lead singer of Type O Negative
died of a heart attack, we then heard some clips of CP Trav, the guys
cracked up at it. Cameron said he’s got five kids, he said getting the
curiosity out of a kid is part of it,
Spice then goofed on the caller a little. Katherine said she’s never
heard of an accidental discharge with kids, Spice asked her if she’s
paid attention, Bubba hung up on her. We then heard a news clip about
a seven day old infant dying from a Pit-bull, Bubba wonders what the
Mom was on, Spice said it’s kind of like a new toy, Manson wonders why
the kid wasn’t in a crib, Bubba thinks it would be neglect charges.
Spice wondered if he heard right when the reporter said the Mom was 16
years old, Bubba rewound it a few times, Spice yelled out strike three
after hearing various elements, he thinks this story will make the
side retire, he said they should’ve tested the Mom before all this. We
then heard the 911 call about that, Bubba thinks it’s white trash if
you don’t know your address, Manson thinks there’s no might about it.
Spice said if he was a 911 guy, he couldn’t resist doing “Who Let The
Dogs Out”, Manson thinks this is a neighbor. We then heard “Who let
The dogs Out?” by The Baha Men over the call. Joe in Pasco said the ER
was up in arms over the situation, he said the kid was DOA, Manson
thinks it had to look like a chew toy. JD said he kept his kids
covered with a gun, he said some guy’s pickle is missing off his ham
burger; Ned had no idea what the guy was talking about. Allick said
his Dad’s friend is getting out of prison, he wonders if a debt to
society is paid after a drug crime. Bubba said statistically, prison
does work, and sometimes it doesn’t. We then heard a news clip about
how dangerous Pit-bulls are. Troy said he was calling about the baby,
he said the parents aren’t dumb rednecks; he said he can understand
where they’re coming from. Bubba went over the situation; the guy said
she’s a straight girl. Spice said he knows some women who will sleep
with their babies, the guy said the dog jumped through the window,
Bubba called the guy an idiot, he hopes charges are filed, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – Men’s Health with Dr. Mark

Coming out of commercials we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads tour
on April 23 in Orlando. We then heard Dr. Mark’s bumper, Evon said she
was the oldest woman at the cougar contest, Spice said she was hot, he
wonders if she’s a whore, Bubba proposed a dating contest, Evon said
she’d like to do that, Spice said she looks like a hot new version of
the Golden Girls, Evon said a hot, older version of Meg Ryan. Mark
said you can still have a kid if you’re going through menopause, he
said you can still have eggs that can be fertile. Bubba called up Tom
the Treeman, Tom said he’s fine with Mark talking about his operation.
Mark said Tom had a device to help with an over active bladder, it’s
stopped working, he thinks it was after the bull riding, he said Tom
was saying “I’m Awesome” in the operating room, he said it’s like a
pacemaker battery, Spice as Tom said some stuff. Jason on protection
said about four nights ago, he had unprotected sex, he said when he
gets done peeing, he feels like he has to go again, mark told him to
go to a health department, he thinks it’s Chlamydia. Jason asked what
insurance companies do they take, Mark said they have a Bubba special,
he said they outsource the urine test, Spice as Tom said they don’t
take “Awesome Insurance”. Steve on protection said he’s 21 years old,
he asked about health risks to not being circumcised, mark said a
higher risk for STDS. The guy said when he ejaculates, he sees yellow
stuff, Mark thinks it’s an infection. Larry in Orlando said he has a
problem finishing, ned thinks he’s gay. Mark suggested the guy try
some Viagra. Joe said on Friday, his girlfriend was sucking on his
testicals, he thinks he has a toomer on it; mark said the ultra sounds
are really good. Will in Richmond said during a self examination, he
found a lump over his left testicals, mark said you could have sist,
he suggested the guy follow up with a urologist. Bubba read an email
from someone who said that her kid has bowel problems, Mark suggested
a GI specialist, Spice suggested they go to a zoo. Bubba got
sidetracked with an Eleven year-old on TV, he wonders where the
parents were. Another emailer said they’re interested in checking out
Revita Labs, Mark said the guy can use it or the next few months.
Another emailer said his Testosterone was at a 40, Mark said the guy
should get a MRI. Matt on protection said he’s been taking Adderall
for the past year, he said now he can’ get errections, Mark said a
long-term usage of that kind of stuff can cause that. Jeff said for
about three years, he’s noticed his testicals have gotten bigger,
saying one was much larger than the other one, mark said it’ fluid
collections around it, he suggested the guy see a urologist. William
on protection said about four-five years ago, he did Meth, he said now
he finishes in two-three minutes, Mark said you can be premature as
the years go by. Another emailer said his Dad has advanced prostate
cancer, Mark said it’s very aggressive, he said any place that does
cancer can give options. Kaitlin in Miami said she had a MRI a few
years ago, she had some sist, mark said it’s out of his expertise, he
said Dan diaco would probably have more information. David on
protection said about six months ago, he had what he thought were
hurpies, Mark said people have bump they don’t even know about, he
suggested the guy see a urologist. Bubba wonders what Magic Johnson
has done to get himself healthy looking, Mark said new medications.
Bubba asked about removing his blood, microwaving it and putting it
back in, Mark said he still has the virus, he thinks it was an urban
legend. Bubba called mark an idiot for talking in circles; he then
asked for his Wiffle Ball Bat, he thinks Tyler could’ve understood the
question.

Segment 5 – Missing kid found

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
Wall mart on April 24, then into “Peace Frog” by The Doors as bumper
music. Bubba told the Miami listeners to keep listening, as a thousand
dollars is on the line. Spice said she was decent. Bubba said for
Richmond listeners, you can go to an outlaw race in Jamaica Virginia,
VAmotorSpeedWay.com, he said he wishes he could go there, he said he
got a video of a guy putting the Bubba Army flag on his tower, Spice
said it’s on btls.com, he said he’s not afraid of heights, he wonders
how a window washer does their job. We then heard a news clip about a
girl who was found in the woods alive, Bubba thinks he’s the only
media personality who is questioning where the parents were, he
wonders why they’d allow her to stray away on her bike, he wonders why
we’re propping the parents up, he said they’re ordeal was not knowing
where the kid was. Dave thinks Bubba is spot on, he said you need to
know where your kid is, Manson thinks his Eleven year-old shouldn’t be
riding a bike without you. Spice said good for the guy who found her,
however he thinks they should dig in to this guy’s life, he thinks the
guy is guilty, Manson said Donna wondered what was up with the guy,
Brent said the guy said God led him to her. Bubba said the people in
the media are pussies, he then goofed on one of the people in the
clip, saying that she looks like Emo Phillips, he stopped and started
to say that no one was watching, he said Dr. Dan Diaco texted him,
saying that magic Johnson had something done, he thinks the media are
pussies for not asking tough questions. Matt in Orlando said people
are shinning up the turd; he thinks you start to lose hope after a
couple of days. Spice asked about the guy who found the girl, Manson
thinks the guy is hiding. We then heard a clip of the Mom talking
about what happened, Bubba thinks it’s tree huggers, he wonders why
everyone is making the guy who rescued her, Spice wonders if she’s
Balloon boy, Bubba said his kid would be getting his ass whipped,
Spice said he’s really confused as to what happened. Bubba thinks the
problem is Sabrina Acenburg didn’t know the scriptures, Manson thinks
the Mom is a loon, he said he’d never let his kid ride a bike alone.
Kevin asked who is paying for all this. Haley thinks this was planned,
Bubba thinks she’s really dark. Mike wondered why the parents weren’t
in the woods. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Bubba clashes with a caller, Ned’s new song replayed,
Spice and the guys hold the fort down

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Ned’s 12 inch Meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce). Bubba plugged BikesForBadges.com,
he said you can visit Jim’s Harley Davidson and see Hogan’s bikes, he
said Jeff Hess has been a good friend to them for many years. Steve
out of Jacksonville thinks the guys were a little over the top, Bubba
sarcastically apologized for questioning stuff, the guy thinks they
messed up, Bubba said the media should hold these people’s feet to the
fire, he thinks if the media was harder, it would stop parents from
having this problem. Spice said they didn’t fess up to making a
mistake, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later. Bubba said they’re
the only ones who are extra hard on issues like that, Spice said he
would run his bank account dry, Bubba said no one else will be hard on
people, he said he’ll be the bad guy. Bubba said he’s turning the show
over to Spice, he decided to play Ned’s new offering, Ned said he’s
very impressed. We then heard “can’t Stop the Breeding”. Spice came on
saying it was a great song, he said Bubba will be in court all day, he
then plugged Shock Collar karaoke, he then told ed about Twisted Tea,
Ned told Big Dick chop chop. Twenty-five Cent he’ll try it, Ned said
it was really good, Spice said you can get this at the store; Ned
likes how it’s hard. Spice wonders what the Vatican is doing now;
Manson said they’re trying to preserve the Celibacy. Spice said in his
later years, Pope John Paul couldn’t do much, Manson said he was
basically a puppet, he thinks they throw little boys’s underwear on a
fire, creating the smoke. Spice wonders if you have the highest people
locked in a room, this guy is the best candidate, he thinks it’s sad.
Manson said he put on his horn rimmed glasses when he sang “One
Hundred Boys”, which we then heard. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Bon Jovi Shock Collar Karaoke

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Guns and Hoses in
Jacksonville this Saturday, then into “Smokin’” by Boston as bumper
music. Spice said they’ve got three participants for the contest, he
and Manson then discussed various sob stories people had, which then
led to a brief discussion about Richard Kubinski, a guy who left them
a voicemail about wanting tickets, after his Dad died from a bull
shark (“The Todd Clem Project” disc 1, track 20). We then heard the
911 call about the snake that ate the kid, Manson said he loves the
part where the guy says he’s gonna kill the bitch; he had no idea what
the guy was doing. Spice said it’s tough to dethrone that one, he said
the video is hilarious. We then heard the audio, it’s an advertisement
for mobile homes, the guys were cracking up at the clip, Manson said
it’s brilliant. Spice said it’s an actual business, we then heard a
promo for the Bon Jovey shock collar Karaoke. Eric said he grew up in
a mobile home, Spice said he believes him, Eric said it’s in South
Carolina, he said his old lady is a big fan of Bon Jovi, the guys
cracked up when he said he was on the fence about black people,
Twenty-five said he didn’t care, he then told the guy to watch his
back. Eric said he has drunk people tell him he’s great, Spice had him
step up to the plate. We then heard “
Wanted Dead Or Alive”, Eric thinks Twenty-five will zap him before he
sings, Manson said it’s a long intro. Eric sang the song a little,
Spice had to dump him for cursing, he got zapped a few times, the guys
were cracking up as he got zapped, the guy was freaking out. Manson
said it wasn’t bad, Eric said he was lit up like a Christmas tree.
Manson thinks they should have the female next; Francesca was up, she
said she’s a huge fan. Spice asked her if Bon Jovey would take her,
she said no, she said she’ll be doing “living On A prayer”. Dave said
they don’t have the song, Spice then goofed on her being a diva,
Manson thinks no one can hit the notes like they used to. We then
heard “you Give Love A Bad name”, she then sang some of the song,
Spice said she had to impress the black man, Twenty-five zapped her,
he told her no cursing, she got zapped for that, the guys were
cracking up at this. Spice told Twenty-five to lay it on; he thinks
she’s horrible, Manson said she can’t even get it out. Mike said she
had no words to go by, Spice said Twenty-five was really disliking
her, saying she didn’t weight enough. Spice said nick is nervous, Nick
went over his tattoos, he said he’s a proud Dad, he’s never thought
about cheating, he said he loves her too much, he said he sells cars.
Spice thanked him for coming by, Nick selected “Bed of roses”, he
thinks he’ll be on the floor in a minute. We then heard the song,
Spice thinks it sounds like Hawaiian music, Twenty-five said it sounds
like something from a bad 80’s movie. Nick sang a little, he got
zapped a few times, he said it was an odd feeling, Manson said he’s
always wanted to do this to a car salesman, Nick said he was bailing
out, he said he never sold Twenty-five the car that got taken away, he
asked to get the device off of him. Ike said they found a pair of
jobber tickets, Spice thinks Nick will get them, Nick said he’s off
today, Manson wonders what he was like at the tattoo place, he said
Eric and Francesca got the two tickets. Spice congratulated everyone
involved; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Pit-bull discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance on the show, then into “You give Love A Bad name” as bumper
music. Spice said if you’re just tuning in, Bubba is out, he said he
can’t wait to hear details, Manson said it makes his day. Spice thinks
Pala White will be at the show, he said Shirley will be in studio,
Manson wonders what they do during picketing, he said Shirley can
debate her ass off, he said he’s not messing with taxes. Spice said
Pit-bulls have been in the news, Manson wonders when they’re not in
the news. We then heard a news clip about a Pit-bull that attacked
another dog, Spice thinks it doesn’t count, Manson said that would be
frightening, Spice said every Pit-bull owner defends their dog; he
said he’s scared of his friend’s dog. We then heard manson’s new song,
“Pit-bulls Are Crazed”, parody of “people Are Strange” by The Doors.
Spice asked what you’d rather have as a pet, chimp or Pit-bull, Manson
selected Pit-bull, as you could control them a little better, he
thinks he’s making his point, Spice told Manson nice job, Manson
thinks there will be another story. Spice said that African
Americans like to keep Pit-bulls outside, he then took a call from a
guy who said half of the Pit-bulls aren’t Pit-bulls, he said his son
has grew up with them, he said his kid rides the dog, Manson said he
tried that one time, it didn’t work out so much for him. Spice asked
if he’d rather have his kid in a room with a loaded shotgun, or a
Pit-bull, Manson said loaded gun, saying that infants can’t pull
triggers. Rob Kahn came on, he said Pit-bulls are friendly dogs, he
said his three year-old plays with a Pit-bull, Manson thinks he’s
insane, Rob said the dog will never bite him. Spice asked him if it
was to happen, what would he do, Manson joked that Rob would choke the
dog out, he said rob has taken a lot of hits to the head; he said they
should give him a pass for that. Spice asked Rob his thoughts on some
fights; Rob thinks his Pit-bull would win a fight against Dan
Henderson. Mike in Tampa said the problem with the Pit-bull is,
they’ve been inbred so much, people are teaching them how to fight.
Dave said what people are missing is, people should have licenses to
known them. Spice said you ca’ take a class on what your Pit-bull
does. We then heard a news clip about Larry King getting a divorce,
Spice said he’s one of the most disgusting people he’s ever seen,
Manson thinks she was praying for Larry to die on a hospital room.
Spice thinks there should be a cutoff age for having kids; Manson
goofed on the guy in the clip. Spice said he heard that Larry was
messing around with her sister, he wonders how Larry gets laid, Manson
said it’s all about the wallet, Spice referred to him as a hideous old
sack of crap. We then heard a news clip about a Priest who got
arrested in a prostitution sting. JT in Deltona came on, but his radio
was on. Tessa in Jacksonville asked why the guys always stereotype
Pit-bull owners, Spice sarcastically told her he shouldn’t have played
the news stories; he then yelled how white trash is buying Pit-bulls.
Manson said if a Pit-bull bites someone, it’s on the breed. Spice said
he’s not backing down on the issue; they then ended the show a few
seconds later.