Friday, April 16, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Bubba gets heat with Manson’s bumper music

The show started off with some Robert Goulet as bumper music, Bubba
told Manson he was killing him with the selection, he said if it was
anyone else, they’d get hit with a Wiffle Ball Bat, he thinks this
isn’t a very good start to a Friday. Manson said that this was the
only album he had growing up, Bubba said he’s had a rough past 24
hours, Manson said he’s surprised he’s a heterosexual, he said that he
thought the song would make for some good cross talk, the guys think
Manson’s music selection is why he doesn’t talk with his parents
anymore. Bubba said they needed to regroup; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – emails, Misty Cummings cracks?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on April 23. Bubba said he had to file an extension for his
taxes, he then recapped the Marlins game, he then plugged “The Common
Wealth 100” in Jamaica Virginia this weekend, VAMotorSpeedWay.com has
more information, he then said he’ll be in town this weekend. Monday –
Ned, Tuesday – Gale, Wednesday – Bubba, Thursday – Russ, Friday –
Twenty-five. The guys then went over some birthdays, Bubba wishes the
Pope would just die already, he then said Brent and Spice will be in
Jacksonville tomorrow night for Guns and Hoses, he thinks the fire
fighters won last year. The first email thinks the guys are ignorant
about the Bible, the emailer said if he has Shirley Phelps on the
show, he’s done. Spice said they put a pole up on btls.com about that,
saying they agree with all of the stuff she says. Another emailer
asked where they could get “Dueling Der Ders”, Bubba said he’d like
that as a ringtone, he then played “the Boopity Song” for when black
people call him. Another emailer told Bubba to bring back Scotty the
body. Another emailer said they saw the Hulk Hogan Camero. Another
emailer said the flag is still flying in Ft. Meyers. Another emailer
said someone stole his 24 foot trailor, Bubba put the word out.
Another emailer said Bubba is right over the pussyfication of America,
the emailer called stupid parents that child molesters are watching,
Bubba jokingly said the email was written by Donna Waters, Manson
thinks she’d write something along those lines. Another emailer said
they own a Pit-bull, Bubba said he’s not going to have Pit-bulls in
the studio. Another emailer said he’s a part-time dog trainer, saying
that Pit-bulls can turn on anyone. Bubba said Rob Kahn texted him
yesterday, saying that he’s wrong on Pit-bulls, Spice said that he
called in yesterday, he and Manson then recapped the call from
yesterday. Another emailer said they drove past the tower where the
Bubba Army flag was. Another emailer said they heard Artie
impersonating Bubba, the emailer didn’t know who Fabrizi was, the guys
explained who he was, Spice said he’s all about showing his abs. The
last email thanked Bubba for taking Tyler to the gun range. Justin
said Misty Croslin cracked on Nancy Grace’s show, Bubba thinks he has
that audio, we then heard the news clip about that, Bubba said they’ve
said all along the kid is dead. We then heard another news clip about
that, Bubba wonders how much money did we waist, Spice said they
called it before it happened. Bubba said whatever over the news clip
couple of times, we then heard “Ronald and Misty Cummings’s Wedding
vows” from “bubba’s new and Misc Hits Vol. 9”, track 4, and “The
Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 11. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various callers, Bill six Vetoed

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance on the show this Monday, we then heard a news clip about a
Pit-bull that killed another dog, then into “Pit-bulls are Crazed”. We
then heard a news clip about the Pit-bull that killed the seven day
old, the dog has since been Euthanized. Bubba wondered how many more
babies have to be mauled, and how many more testicals have to be
mauled before legislation is passed on Pit-bulls, he then gave Paula
White an open invitation to come in. John in Winter haven asked about
TNA, he wondered if Bubba came out to the original Wolf Pack song,
Bubba wasn’t sure. John said he has a Pit-bull, he hopes they’re not
banned, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” from “bubba show classics
Vol. 11”, track 14 as the guy talked. Bubba took a call from a guy who
said he liked Bubba’s appearance on TNA, he wondered if Hogan will be
back in the mix, Bubba said no. Spice said Kurt Angle got engaged,
he’s not sure if it’s a good idea, Bubba then read the article about
that, he thinks the best time to get a hold of someone is when they’re
dead ass asleep, he then called Kurt, Spice picked up to talk to him,
he ended up getting voicemail. David asked how the depositions went,
Bubba said it went well, he thinks it’s the first time Brent has ever
seen Jay Diaco in court, he said ay is like a Pit-bull that bites and
rebites, he thinks they should have a viewing party at his house,
Brent said it was funny, Manson said he’d love to see that. Bubba
thinks Charlie Crist will become an independent, Spice said he likes
how Charlie vetoed Bill six, we then heard a news clip about that,
Bubba told the teachers Charlie saved their asses, Spice said Charlie
could’ve toed the party line, Brent said remember who your friends
are, he said that there are more teachers than there are tea partiers.
Bubba thinks this is the nail in Rubio’s coffin, he said he’s never
seen a state bill that’s had this much excitement, he said it’s like
we beat Japan. Ike in Tampa said thank god someone in Government used
common sense. Bubba told the guy to go to harlieCrist.com, he told the
guy to show Rubio that Charlie did the right thing; Mike said he’ll go
for Charlie no problem. Spice said he lost a lot of respect for Connie
Mack, Crist’s campaign manager for stepping down. Bubba thinks it’s a
no win situation, Manson said it’s out of control. Justin said he
really appreciates that Bill six was vetoed. Bubba said he can’t
describe the Tea party anymore, he said he’s over having to vote for
one over the other. Justin said everything he’s heard about Rubio has
made him sick; Bubba said the guy will only have to go to the pole in
November. Brent said that had Charlie not taken the stimulus money, we
would’ve lost 20,000 cops. Bubba asked the Bubba Army to do the right
thing, he predicted that Charlie Crist will be in the Senate and Alex
sink will be Governor of Florida, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Dr. Joe Saturley

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on April 23. We then heard some LFO on bumper music, Bubba said
this stuff is pissing him off, Dr. Joe Saturley wondered if Manson
really likes this stuff. Bubba said Joe is in studio, Joe said his
twitter account has changed, it’s now Twitter.com/DocSat, he then said
his book will be available, he said he’ll get a bigger royalty, the
title is “How to Lose A custody Battle”, Bubba thinks it’s a smartass
for those who don’t like their kids. Sharron said her six year-old son
is hooked on girl’s dresses, Spice thinks he’s a gayfor, Joe cracked
up at this. Bubba asked where the Dad is at, he thinks he’s becoming
an intern with him, Joe said he heard the show the other day, he
thinks it would sound like something he’d say, he asked the caller if
her kid is into activities with girls, she said he likes to play in
the mud. Bubba said when he grew up, he had some friends that he hung
out with, he said one kid grew up to be totally gay. Sharron said when
the kid was two, he was hooked on the cheerleaders, Joe said her son
possibly has sexual identity disorder, he suggested the kid go to the
shooting range next. Sharron said that her son once found a suit and
wore it for a while, Spice thinks the kid will be skinning cats, Joe
suggested to find a good child psychologist. Jay in Richmond said he
has a one year-old son who spends a lot of time with his grandparents,
his Mom drops him off there, he said the kid now has brooses on his
head from banging his head on the wall, Joe said kids will do that, he
said that rarely happens, bubba thinks it could be a form of autism,
Joe suggested going to the pediatrician before doing anything. Jay
said there’s a temporary custody order on the kid, he said he only
sees him on the weekends, he said his Mom trained him to be an
attorney; Bubba wished him the best of luck. Bubba read an email from
someone asking for someone similar to his style in Brandon, Joe
suggested Jay Flen in Brandon. Another emailer said his brother got a
girl pregnant, the woman already has a kid, he wants out of the
relationship, the woman threatens to take her life and the kid’s life,
Joe that was a deep one, he thinks a judge could issue an injunction,
he said if you get a woman pregnant, you can’t force her to get an
abortion. Hidey said she has three teenaged boys, the Dad has been out
of their life for about five years, she said they won’t talk about it,
Joe asked if there’s any male figures who could spend time with them,
Hidey said her Dad is coming down, Bubba thinks 70 is too old, he
thinks the guy will have a grabber while giving advice. Joe said they
need to work that stuff through. Hidey said the only resign why the
Dad contacted her was because of taxes; Joe thinks he’s a scumbag.
Jack in Ft. Meyers said he had to take his wife t the ER, she was
proscribed some medicine for anxiety attacks, Joe said make sure you
have water, jack said she’s very self conches about her weight, Bubba
thinks she’s chubby, he thinks the guy turned the lights on during
sex. Joe said women talk and men don’t, he said when you listen all
day, it’s hard to continue it at home, Bubba said he’s not good at
listening. Chuck in Palm Bay said he has a similar issue with his wife
and anxiety, he said the medicine she’s on isn’t working; he said she
drinks a lot of water. Joe asked if there’s a lot of stress in their
lives, Chuck said no. Joe said stress hang around after several
months, the guy thinks his doctor is getting kick backs. Mark in
winter Haven said he has a bunch of stuff he’s going through with his
ex wife, he said she uses the kids badly, he said his kids are 8 and
10, he wondered how he can talk to them, without throwing the Mom
under the bus, Joe suggested the guy go to a therapist, he said she’s
doing parental alienation, he said the therapist will handle that.
Bubba said anyone can email DocSat@Me.com, Joe said he’ll have the
book in hand, Bubba said Joe knows what he’s talking about, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Bubba attempts to remix a song, Sarah Palin clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
Wall mart on April 24, then into a news clip about a guy who was
scared by another guy holding a snake near him. We then heard the 911
call about the snake that ate the kid, then into “Snake Snake Snake”
from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 10”, track 14. Bubba said Manson has
been tucking since 1960, he then discussed Bad Boy Bill, Spice said
they found some stuff from him, we then heard some clips, Bubba thinks
it’s pretty good imaging, Spice said it’s intense. Bubba tried to do a
mega mix, Spice ended up booing him, telling him to get off the turn
tables, he said this was killing his buzz, ned said it’s like a train
wreck. Bubba said his mixing ability is to just turn the thing on and
off, he said he mixes for Quadriplegics, he said he works for Train
Wreck Productions. We then heard a clip of jerry Jones talking, Bubba
thinks jerry is a dick, he then read about Larry King getting divorced
for the seventh time, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba said
King didn’t get a pre-nup. Spice he doesn’t blame her for cheating on
him, he thinks Larry would be a fool to cheat on her. Bubba read that
Larry would cheat on his wife with her sister; he read that she’s been
known to cheat in the past. We then heard a clip about that, Spice
said he likes Hector’s attitude, Manson thinks Larry talks during sex.
Tower dog in Ft. Meyers came on, Bubba thanked him for putting the
flag on the tower, Bubba said the video is on the site, he told Tower
dog not to get lippy with his boss, as he’s a former body builder. We
then heard a news clip about the Tea party, Bubba said Palin has made
$12,000,000, he said he’s Sarah Palined out, Manson said she’s a
success story, but has no place in National Politics, he thinks she’s
all about a paychecks, bubba said he doesn’t blame Charlie for leaving
the Republican party. Spice said fundamentally he understands the Tea
Party, Manson said this show could’ve started the Tea Party years ago,
Bubba thinks she’s talking to kids, he said the Republican party has
been fragmented, Manson said Palin isn’t electable. We then heard a
news clip about Palin getting heat over some stuff, Spice thinks Palin
should break off a little bit of money for McCaine, Manson as McCaine
said he’d like to break off a piece of ass. The guys cracked up at her
asking if you love your freedom, Manson thinks she should come out in
a cheerleading outfit, Spice sarcastically said she’s really
conservative. We then heard “white Trash Girl” from “bubba’s new and
Misc Hits Vol. 6”, track 4, “the Clemulus Package” disc 4, track 22,
and “Political CD”, track 24. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bad Boy Bill calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance on the show this Monday. Bubba said Bad Boy bill will be on
in a few minutes. Kevin said he really likes the show, he said he
doesn’t like Palin at all; he said it always seems like he’s bagging
on Republicans more, Bubba said at least Clinton has something to
stand by. Spice said Palin up and quit, Bubba said he doesn’t blame
him for looking for money after the Presidency, he thinks Palin costed
McCaine his chances, he said they destroyed Clinton. Manson said the
reason why they don’t make songs about obama is that he’s not
inspiring. Bubba asked for his Bad Boy Bill page, we then heard some
Bad boy Bill audio. Bill came on a short time later, Bubba asked him
what he’s going on now, Bill said he’s doing the same thing, he said
he stopped working at B96 in 1997 or 1998. Bubba remembers when Bill
was down to the wire to get the tapes ready, Bill said they’d record
it at home with a real to real, he said now he can email it, he said
he’s traveling a lot. Bubba thinks he’s really big time to be in Tampa
one night, then to go to Vegas the next night, Bill said he’s trying
to get an Army. Bubba asked about Julian, Bill said he’s married and
has kids, he said mixed CDS are gone; he said you now have to use
original music. Bubba asked about Fast Eddy, Bill said he did a song
not too long ago. Bubba asked him about a song that would start off
with a girl having an orgasm, Bill said it was big in Europe, he said
it would be featured in the mixes. Spice asked the sales figure for a
DJ, Bill said he was considered platinum, he said it’s hard to sell
CDS today. Bubba asked what Beep Port was; Bill said it’s iTunes for
DJS. Spice said back in the day, you’d have to shuffle through
records. Bubba asked him if they spin, Bill said some guys do, he said
he uses a CJ2000, Spice those are pretty sweet. Bubba said he could be
a DJ with a laptop, Bill said you still have to know what song to
play. Bubba asked Bill where he lives, Bill said he’s in Chicago, he
said he doesn’t have kids. Spice asked about getting paid, bubba said
he was making a lot of money, bill said it ranges; he said it all
depends on how big the gig is. Bubba listed some places that he used
to hang out at, Bill said there’s so many of them, Bubba said Bill
used to make around $500,000 a night in Chicago. Bill said Julian
plays some old school stuff and some new stuff. Bubba said Bill used
to have a half an hour set, then go to the next club. Spice said bubba
used to do appearances in Tampa, he’d pretend to the break in the
club, when he’d actually be in the car, he got $500, but would never
enter the car, he then asked him about the drugs, Bill said he got
into it to be the nerd in the corner, he said he hardly drinks, he
thinks people hide that stuff, Bubba thinks Bill sees dollar signs, he
then plugged BadBoyBill.com. Ned wonders where he gets the name Bad
Boy, Bill said it’s just a name. Bubba thinks it’s kind of a big deal,
he thinks they’re missing the boat with techno music. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various news, Hulk Hogan calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Guns and Hoses. We
then heard a news clip about a Priest who got arrested for soliciting
prostitution, then into “One Hundred Deaf Boys”. Bubba thinks the song
is a little more manly, he then said the Pope is calling for
repentents, Spice said it’s a great loophole, he thinks they don’t
apologize that much. Bubba asked for a tymbal to Grady Judd’s
department, which we then heard, he then read an article about a guy
who got arrested for 51 counts of improper destruction of a vehicle.
Steve in Ohio said there was a guy who was supposed to give a speech,
Sean hannity bailed out on the guy. Bubba said Brent had to represent
him in depositions, he said Brent gave him an article about the Tea
party, saying the Tea party people are mad over the wrong things, he
thinks it makes great sense, Manson said he’s mad at everything on
that page. Bubba said a cop took his kids to a ball game, a guy behind
them made himself puke all over the kids, Ned thinks the guy is a
rooky. We then heard one of Hogan’s many bumpers, Hogan asked how the
depositions were going, Bubba said they’re fine, Bubba said the guy is
like a cat on a hot tin roof, he told Hogan the show isn’t on this
Monday. Hogan said nick has some work, Bubba thinks Nick is a club DJ
now, Hogan said he’s making some money, Ned proposed the name “Bad Boy
Boulder“. Bubba said Peta wants criminal charges with the killer
whale, Manson thinks having the whale there is a problem, Spice
wonders who takes the fall for that one. We then heard “Wild whale”
from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 13”, track 18. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Robert lee from Cullman Liquidation

Coming out of commercials, we heard a pormo for free downloads when
you sign up for the btls Newsletter, then into a news clip about a man
who accused his priest of molesting him, then into “Thank God I’m An
Altar Boy”. Bubba thanked Jack Stiefel for paying for some Back9BBQ,
he got sidetracked with Dr. Phil on TV, we then heard the audio, the
guys were cracking up, Manson thinks its phony outrage, Ned thinks
they should show the position again. We then heard a 911 call about a
guy who said his wife got attacked by a hog, the guy said he’ll drag
her over to Oak Street, Spice said he’s had a blast about that stuff,
Bubba said he really liked the mobile home clip the guys talked about
yesterday, we then heard the clip, Manson thinks it’s brilliant. We
then heard the news story about the kid who died from the snake, Spice
said they’ll be adding videos as they get them. We then heard the hog
911 call again. Bubba wondered if they can call the liquidation
company. Spice said Robert Lee was on, Robert said sometimes he breaks
the homes in two pieces, so you’ll end up with four, he said they’re
based out of Alabama. Bubba asked who the good looking girl is in the
ad, Robert said its Star, Bubba thinks she’s a former stripper, Robert
thinks the commercial has ran for seven months, Spice said it got a
lot of views on YouTube, Robert said you can go to
CullmanLiquidation.com, Bubba thinks it’s genius. Robert said the
stuff that he talked about in the ad was real, he thinks he should
check the books. Bubba asked him how many houses has he sold, Robert
said he’s sold 12. Bubba put him on hold, Spice thinks he’s priceless.
They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Spice takes a shit on the air, Captain Janks calls in,
various callers

The show started off with “Juicy” as bumper music. Bubba told Ned to
get ready, Ned then did the part of the song he liked, Bubba said that
was for Gootch, he said Brent isn’t with them today, he said Brent is
in court for him, he said he can only imagine if he took the day off,
he thinks SternFanNetwork would burn his house down if he did that.
Spice thinks he’s going to shit himself, Ned said he hasn’t had a
solid one in 17 years. Bubba proposed Spice take a wireless into the
bathroom, he asked Spice to take his cell phone just in case, Ned said
he has splatter kinds. Spice was in the bathroom, he dropped a little
bit in the bowl, bubba thought it sucked. Ned doesn’t think it’s a
shit, he thinks it was jiz from getting butt fucked last night, this
had bubba and Spice cracking up. Captain Janks said that wouldn’t fly
in Howard’s show, he said someone keeps taking a shit in the bathroom,
some think it’s Tim Sabean, he said he has a call in his archives
about Larry King. In the clip, Janks asked him why he can’t stay
married, he got hung up on a few seconds later. Janks wonders why King
goes through with this, he then said he has a call to a Religious
show, he cranked mother Angelica. N the call, Janks asked if she’d
spread for Bababbooey. Bubba asked for a replay, which we then heard.
Ned told her to sex his dick, calling her a Catholic whore. Janks said
he called a show about good restaurants. In the call, Janks said he’s
on his cell phone in his car, looking for a nice Cajon Restaurant, he
ends up getting in a wreck, the guys cracked up at that. Bubba said he
had a guy on line 4 who was an ex roommate of Cary Gray’s, but he hung
up. Mike in Chicago said the show is the best thing to happen, he
asked about the Pubic haired midget, Bubba thinks they’ll have a
watching party at his house. Rick asked for the clip where Billy Mays
died, and a woman called him Willy Mays (July 1, 2009). Bubba said
it’s a double edge sword, he then recapped how some of the fans would
take it, he then discussed the der der/boopity section on BTLS.com,
Spice said he came across some advertisements. We then heard an ad for
a place that sells lawn stuff, Spice was cracking up at the clip, he
said he called the guy yesterday, he said its nuts, the guys were
cracking up at the clip. We then heard a commercial for a car
dealership from a Cuban guy, Bubba was cracking up at the clip, Manson
thinks it was like an acid trip. We then heard a workout Rap, Bubba
took a shit on it. Ken in Ohio said he talked to Cary Gray who said
hello to him, Bubba said Cary got divorced from some girl, the guy
said he’s getting married, the guy said Cary has a show on in Toronto,
on Y108, the guy asked if Cary was nuts, Bubba said for the longest
time, he thought he was gay. Bubba thinks Cary looks like Dr. Evil, we
then heard a clip of his show, Spice said now they’re both fat. Bubba
said the scar on Cary’s right side is because of him, he thinks Cary
got creepy, he wondered how he got so fat, the guy said it’s because
the George Foreman grill, bubba thinks it’s pathetic, the guy said you
can only do so much over there. Bubba said Cary is pathetic at this
junksher, the guy said he’s got a number for him. We then heard a
commercial for Red House Furniture, Bubba cracked up when the guy said
he was white, Spice said the site is ILoveLocalCommercials.com. We
then heard the clip the guy requested, an excerpt from the archives is
below.

“Christy said when she aired 911 call about Billy Mays; she messed up
and said Willy Mays. Christy thinks it’s painful to air someone’s pain
after they die. Bubba asked her if she knew the guy’s name, she didn’t
say anything, Spice thinks she phoned a friend. Brent wonders if they
should care what she says. Bubba thinks she’s not of sound mind to
talk. Brent said when you’re a public figure, it’s not exactly
private. Bubba had Manson as Billy Mays on the line. The guys cracked
up. Bubba said even in the afterlife, Billy is having a great time.
Manson/Billy said he had to go, as he had to get the blood stains out
of Jesus’ robe, the guys couldn’t stop laughing at that. Bubba thinks
she’ll fall for the Evil treatment, which she did. Bubba thinks
Christy’s husband was quite the visionary for tapping out early.”

They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Manson’s new bit, Ned’s new video, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip about how dangerous
Pit-bulls are, then into “Pit-bull Ate Him While I Sleep”, which
parodies the 1983 song “Talking in Your Sleep” by The Romantics. Bubba
wondered if they can get a report for Brent, he said Phil Campbell
represents MJ, he said Phil can drink you under the table, he said
Phil would object to everything, Jay Diaco came in armed with the case
law, saying his objections are bullshit. (Phil got arrested for a DUI
back in 2008). Spice wondered if Brent can do like a Steve Langford
kind of thing, Ned thinks he’ll be like a Fox reporter, bubba texted
him a message. Bubba said ned has a new offering, he said it’s a DVD
is of Ned doing a voice over for Tiger Woods. ‘Bubba got sidetracked
with the Sirius/Xm stock. Bubba said Brent will go on the air. We then
heard the clip, where Ned is talking to Tiger Woods, saying he’s
unflappable, wondering why he can’t be this relaxed when someone
clicks a camera, he wonders if Tiger is the world’s horniest mime, he
thinks eating crow must be high on carbs, he thinks Tiger will go to
glory hole parties, he thinks he’ll have to wear a mask from “eyes
Wide Shut”, Bubba thought it was decent, he said he didn’t see the
original. Ray in Alberta came on, asking when tickets will be on sale,
Bubba said he hopes next Friday, he said they’re trying to do the meet
and greet the night before the show. We then heard the original, where
Tiger Woods’s Dad is talking to him, bubba said he appreciates Ned’s
bit. We then heard the audio from the Price is right, Bubba thinks
Drew will be getting fucked and sucked later on, he said Brent texted
him, saying they’re getting into the Jabberjaw issues, Spice thinks
Jabberjaw and James don’t like each other. (Jabberjaw was fired from
MJ’s show for attending an Obama rally). Bubba had a tough time
spelling riveted, we then heard the Cullman Liquidation commercial,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Eddie from Atlanta

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on April 23. We then heard a news clip about a guy who was
molested by his priest, then into “one hundred Deaf Boys”. Bubba said
this is music to tuck by, he said he could smell that Manson was high,
Manson said he was ready for Pagan Potheads. We then heard a clip of
ill and Kevin’s big wedding entrance, Bubba wondered why he’s so
behind the times, Spice as Bubba asked if anyone saw Titanic. We then
heard a song about a Flea market, Bubba cracked up at it. Eddie in
Atlanta said he’s been listening since the Macon days, he said hank
Paulson will be charged for the money issues, he said Goldman Sacks’s
stock dropped $28 in 15 minutes, he said the Credit default swap was
invented by JP Morgan in 1994. Bubba said lobbying is a problem, the
guy said it should be outlawed, Manson said the guy really knows his
shit. Eddie said his movie is called “The Regulator Genesis”, he said
it’s a parody of what happened, Manson suggested the guy tea-bag the
message. Eddie said people have read it, but they won’t touch it, he
said it puts factual stuff around a plot, Spice yelled the Regulator a
few times. Bubba wondered what he’s facing, Eddie said he’ll be in a
lot of trouble. We then heard “Bail Out Money” from “bubba’s new and
Misc Hits Vol. 8”, track 1, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 2, track
15. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Brent calls in, Macho Man audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in New
Orleans on Saturday, September 11, then into “I Stroke Two Deaf Boys”.
Bubba said they were biting their time, waiting for Brent to call in,
he thinks Israel has a position statement, we then heard it. Israel
said he’s hooked on TNA, Bubba then went to Brent, Brent said its high
comedy. Bubba told him to pick it up, Brent said Jay laid down the
case law, he said every objections has to be looked at by the court,
he said Steve and Jay Diaco came in with the rules for case law, he
said Phil said he doesn’t care, he said they have more material to
cover, he said they’re going to ask for their fees, he said Phil isn’t
going to argue with them, he said that they finished up with the
characters and the bits, he said they’re now getting into the
statements, saying MJ is a snitch, he said Greg has a legal pad worth
of questions. Bubba said he hopes this shows ox. Brent said Phil took
the boxing offer as a joke, he said Mj has lied about forwarding the
phone lines to Jabberjaw’s Mom. Bubba thinks he shouldn’t talk about
it, Spice said he can’t wait to get over it. Israel said he’s getting
back to work, the guys goofed on him saying he’d suck dick. Spice
asked him if he was broke, would he take $10,000 to suck some dick,
Israel said they talked about something like that, he then said he was
checking out some Ned stuff, his brother who is in prison loves the
stuff. Spice said if anyone is board, watch YouTube. We then heard a
clip of macho Man conducting an interview from back in the day, the
guys were cracking up at the audio. We then heard a clip of Hogan
yelling about macho Man, Bubba said you can see how young Hogan is in
the clip, ned thinks it’s a shitty promo, Spice was cracking up at the
audio, Bubba thinks the macho man is trying to take a shit, the guys
cracked up at what he was saying in the clip. We then heard a clip of
macho Man talking to Vince, Spice said he likes the rap outtakes,
Manson as macho Man said he couldn’t hold a candle to this stuff, the
guys had no idea what he was saying, Manson thinks he’s on acid. We
then heard a clip of macho man talking about Jake the Snake Roberts.
We then heard a clip of macho Man saying he’s at the top of the
mountain, Spice said the Iron Sheik has said on Howard’s show he used
to do pot with Macho Man. We then heard “Macho man Rap Outtakes” from
“morning Domination” disc 1, track 12, “manson’s Greatest Hits” track
3, and “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 17. In the bit, Manson as
Macho Man raps over various songs.

1.      Eminem – lose yourself
2.      Eminem – Without Me
3.      50 Cent – In Da Club
4.      Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop
5.      Jennifer Lopez – Jenny From The Block
6.      Sir Mix A Lot – Baby Got Back

They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Ned’s new bit, Birthdays, guy beaten by cop discussed

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into Ned’s “Fucking Deaf Boys”, parody of Rob Zombie’s
“Living Dead Girl”. Bubba said that was a new one from Ned, Ned said
he loves the Satellite show, he then said the song was dirty, he said
he’s never fucked a deaf boy, saying he had partial hearing. Bubba
then went over some birthdays, Spice is shocked Bubba said Spick, this
led to Spice doing his Bubba impersonation, Manson thinks Spice talks
worse than B-Fudd. Bubba wonders what Gerardo  is doing now, Spice
guessing he’s listening, Manson did a Mexican voice saying “Order up”.
Bubba wonders what Brett Farve is doing right now, ned guessed jacking
his dick, Spice said Gerardo  signed Bubba Sparxx, ned thinks they’ve
got a new game with what people are doing now. The guys think the Pope
is doing something with young boys. We then heard a news clip about
someone who got beat with a stick. Ned thinks bubba is crazy, Bubba
had a hard time reading his writing. The first email of the day said
putting Tyler in the gun range was good. Another emailer thanked Bubba
for doing that. Another emailer asked who Fabrizi is, Bubba explained
his back-story, he thinks the guys are high, Manson said Spice won’t
get high with him anymore, Bubba told Spice to get high, he thinks
they should put a video of Al-kida dancing to “Rico Suave”, Bubba
thinks they were pathetic for liking that stuff. Another emailer said
they can understand why white trash don’t understand why Pit-bulls are
dangerous. Another emailer thinks bubba is right with his comments on
the missing girl. Another emailer asked for the “dueling Der Ders”
song, Spice said it’s on Btls.com. We then heard the song, it then
switched to “the Boopity song”, then a combination of both. We then
heard a news clip about someone getting beaten, Bubba thinks this is
the wrong one, he thinks he said something on the air, Ned asked that
they check the tape. We then heard the clip he was looking for
earlier, the guy got pulled over for screeching his wheels, bubba was
shocked by the video, Manson had some difficulty loading the video,
Bubba told him to watch the clip, he counted about fifteen times, he
said it’s guys like that who give cops a bad name, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Brent recaps Depositions, Various callers, bubba 199 voting

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance on the show this Monday, then into “Can’t Stop The
Breeding”. We then heard some LFO as bumper music, Bubba said that
Brent is back from depositions, he thinks Brent looks like a strip
club DJ. Bubba said that MJ was saying he wasn’t responsible for his
stuff that he didn’t write, Manson said MJ would tell him the idea,
and write 50% of the lines. Bubba said they’re not going to flap him
up, Manson thinks Bubba should be a pro at depositions, Brent said
you’d think he’s Bill Clinton. Bubba said lawyers have this thing
called work product, only lawyers can have it, MJ said he’s heard the
word “work product”. Brent said anything filed in the 13th court is
public record, he said MJ gets himself in traps. Bubba said he got in
trouble for singing the Oompa loompa song, Brent said MJ called them
juvenile. Bubba said this just proves that when MJ doesn’t get his
way, he sues, Brent said they caught him on that. Bubba wondered if
Phil Campbell thinks it’s a problem, Brent said no, saying he was
extra cocky today. Bubba took a cal from a guy who said he shouldn’t
say spick, Bubba told the guy he can say what he wants on Satellite,
the guy turned out to be a guy named Jerome, saying he’ll kick Bubba’s
ass, Bubba said he’d like to kick his ass, he told him he’ll be at
Wall mart next Saturday, Brent thinks this Fog Horn Leg Horn, Spice
gave the guy the address, he called him a cock lick, Ned thinks he’s a
jobber, Spice thinks he’s rubbing lotion on himself, Ned told him to
jack off to his man tit, Bubba thinks the guy is fat. Jason said asked
about Shirley Phelps, he said they’re going to have some homos make
out in front of her, he said some kids were holding signs of people
butt fucking, Spice thinks they should have a website called
GodhatesButtFucking.com, the guys cracked up when he said butt
fucking, Bubba said it doesn’t mean anything to heather, he said he’ll
never do that again, he then wondered if Ned has ever finger fucked a
woman, then eats a sandwich, the guys cracked up at that. Dave in West
Palm said they’re clamoring for some Bubba 199, Spice thinks it’s been
about six months, we then heard some promos for it, Bubba said he’ll
have to go to the phones by doing that, Spice said the last time they
did it was November 20, 2009. Scout and big Gulp called in, Scout said
they’re not into ass play. We then heard Scout and big gulp’s bumper,
Scout said they got a second set of muddflaps, she said someone gave
her the Bubba Army solute, she said she was wearing her Ned Dragons
shirt. AJ, the black FTE said the show is good for everyone, he voted
yes to Bubba 199, he said he doesn’t know about it though, he said
Pit-bulls are made to attack small animals. We then heard “the boopity
Song” as AJ talked, Spice goofed on his voice, Bubba was cracking up
during all this, AJ jokingly told Spice he hates him. Emit voted yes
for Bubba 199, he said he’s tired of the skating fags calling in all
butt hurt over getting their cock flavored lollypops. The guy said a
Red Dragon on urbandirection.com, where a man rubs another man’s cock,
rubs it raw until the other man ejaculates, the man gets hit in the
face. Bubba took some more calls, the result was 12-o in favor of
bubba 199. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Joe the Supermark calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the free download when
you subscribe to the BTLS newsletter. We then heard “I’m an Asshole”
from “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 16. The song goofs on macho
Man for being who he is. Manson sarcastically said that he doesn’t’
know why macho Man won’t come on the show. We then heard clip of Jack
Kevorkian talking about how some doctors are cowards, Brent said he
assisted them in suicide, he didn’t physically kill them. Bubba thinks
Charlie Crist will win Senate, he then discussed F1 Racing, Spice said
he likes it better than Nascar, he thinks Tony Stewart would get
ruined in that kind of race. Bubba had Spice call the number he gave
him, he thinks he won’t come on, Spice said it went straight to
voicemail. Dave said the KFC double down sandwich is great, he said it
was really good, he said he smoked all kinds of weed. Manny in New
jersey said some porn star was on the Stern show, the guy said she
looked almost 12. Brent said they were going to be on the show today,
but they couldn’t make it. Spice said when he’s looking for free porn,
he stays away from teen stuff, Bubba said as long as they’re over 18,
its fine. Joe the Supermark called in, he wondered if he can get a
Special Forces shirt, Ned said no, Bubba said he cataloged the show,
Ned asked what the rank is of the guy who licks the officer’s
assholes, Brent said Colonel, the guys cracked up at this suggestion.
Joe said Scout and big gulp are Colonels, Manson said scout and big
gulp are productive members of society, Spice said it’s very weird
that Joe has a Hogan/Bubba hybrid. Bubba thinks he should just make
Joe a colonel, he said they’re really mean to him, Brent asked Joe
what he ballooned up to. Spice apologized for Joe’s Hogan tattoo,
Brent said Hogan doesn’t even put it over, ned said he’d light his
back on fire if he had that tattoo, Joe said everyone hates it. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Bubba 199

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on April 23. We then heard “Alright Now” as bumper music, Bubba
said he was getting warmed up. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
he had dinner with Janie Cakes. Spice said this is a bad idea on her
part, Bubba said at least it was a public place, Brent joked he’s the
Son of Sam. We then heard a promo for Bubba 199, bubba thinks it took
the wind out of his sales.

Bubba 199 Playlist:

1.      Metallica – Seek and Destroy
2.      Guess who – American woman
3.      Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On
4.      Journey – Anyway You Want It
5.      LL Cool Jay – I’m the Type of guy
6.      Lenny Cravits – Are You Gonna Go My Way
7.      Motley Crue – she’s got the look that kills
8.      Ram jam – Black Betty
9.      Led Zeppelin – Black dog
10.     The Commodores – Brick House
11.     NWA – Straight Out Of Compton
12.     Rose Royce – Carwash
13.     Cars – Let The Good times role
14.     Kansas – Cary On My Wayward son
15.     Rage Against the machine – Gorilla Radio
16.     Eric Clapton – cocaine

They then ended the show a few seconds later.