Monday, April 19, 2010

Segment 1 – Weekend recap

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning. Bubba started by
saying the music was provided by Ned, he then said the dead air was on
him, as his fat fingers weren’t working with the iPod, he thinks Ned
would play this song at a gay bath house, he thinks Hammil would be on
trumpet. Spice said he had a great time at Guns and Hoses, he said the
cops won, Bubba said last year, the firemen won, he then recapped some
sports scores, Manson said he watched the Rays games over the weekend.
Bubba said he saw that Ned used the Twitter, he then said he doesn’t
remember what he said, Ned thinks they can’t say it on regular radio.
We then heard a promo for Bubba’s Wall mart appearance this Saturday,
Bubba said he had no idea where that was, he went on to say he hit the
wall on Saturday, Spice said the Wall mart is in Town and Country.
Bubba said he found the Red car ned drove, he thinks Trace can get a
bunch of practice laps in on Thursdays, he then said he was going into
three, they called caution, he thinks he hurt his foot, he then went
over his Saturday, he asked the guys not to do anything for his
Birthday, he said if someone brings by a cake, they’ll get smashed in
the face with it, he told the guys to help him on Friday, he said it
would be like him bringing a pound of Purple Kush to Manson and the
guys. Spice said he ate like hell this weekend, Bubba said he’ll
sometimes go through the pantry and just eat, he said he took the
fridge apart and cleaned it, Ned thinks Craig the Bulldog does that,
Bubba said he’s busy with other projects, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Listener Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour this Friday night in Orlando. We then heard Ricky martin’s
“Livin’ la Vida Loca” as bumper music. Bubba thinks only Ned would
have this on his iPod, the guys wonder why a guy like that would want
to be gay, Bubba said George Michael was good looking back in the day.
Spice recapped CBS’s “Strike Force” from Saturday night, Dan
Henderson’s interview resulted in a brawl, they cut to commercial, he
thinks it’s the dumbest thing they’ve ever done. Bubba said Kevin
Garnet is wearing thin on him, he said the guy is a dick, Brent said
he is. Bubba thinks Stern should step in, he then clarified he was
referring to David Stern, he then thinks Howard Stern would handle the
situation differently, he thinks Howard would have the guys interview
it out. The first email of the day said Mickey Avilon has a show on
April 29, the emailer remembers the interview the show had with him
(July 31, 2009). Bubba thinks Ned’s parody of Mickey’s song can’t be
aired on regular radio (“Bubba show Classics Vol. 11”, track 21).
Another emailer said Bubba has surrounded himself with talented
people, the emailer asked about the Toronto Bubbapalooza, Bubba thinks
they’re won’t be a Toronto show. Another emailer was incensed by the
guys laughing about the Pit-bull story, Spice said the dog would jump
out the door, Bubba said it’s white trash. Another emailer said she
has a time share condo, she saw Linda and Charlie, Linda’s left boob
popped out. Another emailer asked the price of a Boob job, Bubba said
he can’t say what Dr. Dan Diaco’s prices are, he said Ned has had
about ten skin fragments. Another emailer asked when Bubba will
announce Calgary. Another emailer thanked Bubba for explaining his
position on pain medication. Another emailer asked if there’s an
application like IHeart Radio, Brent said it’s Wunder Radio, Bubba
thinks they should put that information on the website. Another
emailer asked where they can get the list of things the Tea partiers
were mad about; Bubba thinks they should put it on the website. The
last email of the day said they were on a cruise and mentioned the
show, some old woman jumped up in disgust, the emailer said after
explaining, the old woman left. We then heard “Pit-bull Ate Him While
I Sleep”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Jay Diaco discussions, Pagan Potheads Tickets

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance for later today. We then heard “Pit-bulls are Crazed”, then
into “Twenty-five or Six To four” as bumper music. Bubba said if
you’re near a McDonalds, try the new Fropay, he said the God Hates
Fags people will be on the show, he then said that Alex Sink will be
on the show today, he said she got a ton of traffic from the Bubba
Army, he then plugged the Bon Jovi Shock Collar Karaoke® on
BubbaRaw.com, he said they’ll be celebrating 4/20 by experimenting
with K2, he told Spice he can’t wait for everyone to see Jay diaco in
action, he said he’s seen lots of lawyers work, he said none of them
are more in your face than Jay Diaco, he said Jay knows the case
better than anyone, Brent said Jay is waiting for someone to lie about
something, Bubba said Jay is possibly second to Kevin Hayslett, he
then plugged the Pagan Potheads tour on April 23, Manson said he would
love to do a give away.
Bubba said you need to have a sense of humor about yourself, he said
people have said they walked out, Manson said they’re just dicks on
stage, he said Jesus will be opening up; Bubba thinks they should give
away two pairs. We then heard a news clip about a kid who died from
the Mother’s boyfriend, Bubba said it just proves Manson’s theory,
Manson said this stuff happens every day. Bubba thinks legislation
should be brought on the Mom for bad parenting, he wonders if that
really makes you feel like a man. Eric in Orlando said he’s smoking a
little bit of pot, Bubba thinks they should do Manson trivia. Bubba
asked the name of his former dog, that Brent has taken in, the guy
didn’t know. Nicole said not to ask the Dog question. Bubba asked her
to name Manson’s horse, she didn’t know it. Mark in Orlando came on,
Bubba asked him what branch of the Military did Brent serve, the guy
said marines, he got the tymbal. Pete came on, Bubba asked him what
character did Manson play in the Power Pig Days, the guy got buzzed.
Carl came on, Bubba asked him who Brent’s favorite baseball team is,
the guy said tigers, he got buzzed, Manson thinks it’s no one’s
favorite team. Matt came on, Bubba asked him to name of Manson’s kids,
the guy didn’t know, Bubba thinks they should continue this until they
get a winner, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Alex Sink calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for free downloads when
you sign up for the Btls newsletter, then into “Rock & Roll Coochie
Coo” by Rick Derringer as bumper music. Bubba said he had something in
front of him, he said it didn’t make any sense. We then heard the 911
call where the guy said he’ll drag his wife over to Oakwood Street.
Jan came on, Bubba asked her the name of Donna’s Flower shop, she
didn’t know. Michael in Tampa came on, Bubba asked him what Brent’s
Dad does, the guy didn’t know. Timmy came on, Bubba asked him what
Manson does barefoot, the guy didn’t know. Adam came on, Bubba asked
him what they play at Manson’s house, the guy said Volley ball, he got
the tymbal. We then heard a news clip about someone getting
hospitalized during a clash with police, Bubba wonders if the station
is broadcasting from the moon, Bubba thinks we have a modern day boops
here, he asked for Twenty-five to come in, Twenty-five said she was
saying she was going to the hospital, we then heard “The boopity song”
from “bubba Show classics Vol. 11”, track 23. Bubba thinks Twenty-five
should be a translator. Bubba thinks Alex Sink will be the benefactor
of the GOP; he went to her a short time later. Alex said she’s looking
for people who are looking to evaluate the candidates, she said we
need people who ca bring the people together, not tear them apart.
Bubba thinks her stuff is no nonsense, Alex said the first thing she
thinks of is keeping the balance in check, she said she’s tired of
Tallahassee shoving stuff down our throats, she said we need to
continue to improve our education system, she said she’s all for
reform, she said what she did every morning was wake up and think of
how to keep the people happy. Bubba said it’s shocks him that Senate
Bill six screwed with Teachers, he thinks it was messing with the
First responders, Alex said she’s only ran for office once, she said
there’s lots of fraud, she thanked the listeners for visiting
AlexSink2010.com. Bubba asked her where she’ll be today, Alex said
they’ll be at USF, she said they’ll be talking about technology. Bubba
said Steve Diaco is a good friend of Alex’s, Alex said if elected,
she’ll be the first Governor in Twelve years whose kids went to a
Florida school. Bubba said Alex is the PTA Mom he can hang out with,
he said Palin makes her puke. Alex said she had to get going, Bubba
thinks she’s a breath of fresh air, Brent said she was in charge of a
business for 30 years. Bubba said he was watching channel 13 last
night, he said John willson was railing against John Thrasher, he
thinks the Bail Bondsman bill is dead, he then said Sandy Adams got it
going, three days before the Bail Bondsman gave her $10,000, he said
we need to put a stop to this Sandy Adams bitch. Steve said Jeb Bush
is a big time lobbyist, Bubba said he’s heard that he’s all about
testing, he said he’s tired of it, he said he’s bushed out, less
chicks. The guys think the Pope is just crying crocodile tears; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Shirley Phelps discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Shirley Phelps’s
appearance later today, then into a news clip about the Pope crying
while speaking with sex abuse victims, then into “One Hundred Boys”.
We then heard “Shakin’” by Eddie Money as bumper music. Bubba said
that Shirley Phelps is in the Green room getting signed up; Spice said
she’s got three of her daughters with her. Bubba said that today in
1775, the Revolutionary War got going, Brent said Paul Revere didn’t’
get to say “the British Are Coming”, as they caught him. Spice said
she calls bon Jovi old fools, we then heard a news clip about that,
the guys cracked up at the reporter reading the quote. Bubba said that
he and Spice don’t know much about God, he said Brent and Manson know
a lot about it, but don’t believe, he said what really irks him is
when she protests funerals of fallen service men and women, he doesn’t
get why she’s so hateful, he said he’s going to tell her flat out that
she’s nuts, he said let gay people be gay, he suggested the Religion
where you mind your own business. Spice said even if you’re an
atheist, you kind of have to put your God hat on. Bubba said they’re a
room of free-thinkers, Spice thinks Manson will get a picture with
her. Bubba thinks it’s going to get heated, Manson thinks there’s no
money in minding your own business, Spice said bubba makes money off
of not minding his own business, he told the people of south Florida
that they can win some money, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 6 – Shirley Phelps in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour this Friday in Orlando, then into “Miss You” by The Rolling
Stones as bumper music. Bubba said the callers are racked up, he said
Dave thinks one of Shirley’s daughters likes blacks. Bubba thinks
Shirley looks normal, Shirley said everyone has to obey. Bubba wonders
why she’s protesting the Bon Jovi concert, Shirley said you have to
warn your fellow man destruction is coming, Spice said preaching
during a concert is different. Bubba thinks he should say “praise the
lord” during a show, Shirley said the fans were right there. Spice
asked if they offered her free tickets, Shirley said no. bubba thinks
Shirley isn’t mainstream, he said he’d like to talk to Shirley’s
daughters. Megan came on, saying she’s 24, she’s not allowed to date
anyone; Bubba wonders what kind of ship Shirley runs. Megan said a lot
of the guys of today are creeps, Bubba proposes the Megan Phelps
Dating Game, Megan said no. Brent said the bible says “Be Fruitful and
multiply”, Shirley said she was 21 when she reproduced. Bubba asked
what if she found a guy who was into all the stuff, Shirley said that
a guy like that doesn’t exist in our Society. Bubba wonders if Megan
thinks men are attractive, he asked her if she finds any guy hot
looking, Megan said you can say someone is physically attractive,
Megan asked that they “Elevate the dialogue”. Bubba said Megan is
cute, he suggested she put on some high heels, Shirley said she’s
pretty without makeup, Manson said you at least have to give Shirley
props for raising a daughter who she has a good relationship with.
Shirley said she has eleven kids, Bubba said every generation says
“Jesus is coming”. Spice thinks Shirley’s daughter won’t be able to
multiply, Shirley wonders why it’s being phrased like that,
Brent said God did that. Bubba thinks Shirley is keeping the girls
down. Grace Elizabeth came on, saying the guys are doing all the
talking, Shirley said that when Grace is getting a metal, people
wonder if it’s the same Phelps’s, she said she’ll be outside the
Supreme Court to picket. Bubba asked her if she catches a lot of crap,
Grace said no, Shirley said they picket the school every week. Spice
asked if she’s on Pop culture, Grace said she’s watched it a few
times; Shirley thinks American idol has Fag-enablers. Bubba thinks
it’s Hypocritical to have her son stand on the flag, yet the men and
women who die for your country that give us the right are getting
their funerals protested by them. Shirley said that their fighting for
the rights for Fags to get married in doomed America. Bubba asked that
we take God out of it, Spice said they can’t. Brent said Thomas
Jefferson didn’t depend on God, Bubba asked to take God out of it,
Shirley said “no can do, boo boo”. Bubba said Religion is confusing,
Shirley said that’s because they’ve littered the land with liars, she
said she doesn’t serve the pulpit. Bubba said he was this close to
bringing Pala white in. Manson thinks the Bible was written by a man,
as women can’t talk in Church. Brent said when Tim Tebow got his
trophy, he thanked God, Shirley thinks Tebow is fake. John in Miami
thinks Tebow should date Megan. Shirley said if her kid dies, she
wouldn’t worry about a guy on the street corner with a picket sign.
Bubba said he’s had Shirley on the show so many times, he’s used to
having her cutting in, he thinks the Religion is whacked. Shirley said
some people were on the Arc, Brent said that was a plagiarized story,
Bubba said he doesn’t believe the Noah’s Ark story, he didn’t like
what Shirley did in West Virginia. Spice said he’d like to play a game
with her, word association. Hitler – God’s Rod. Osama bin Laden –
God’s rod. Barrack obama – The Beast. Rush Limbaugh – Lying Hypocrite.
Elton John – Sorry Fag.
Shirley thinks Obama will flip the nations over. Adam in Riverview
thanked Brent for his service, he said his Brother is in Japan,
Shirley asked that he not rape any girls. Adam wonders if Shirley is
an American, Shirley said we’re heading straight to hell. Brent said
Ezekiel was wrong on a lot of stuff, Shirley said Ezekiel wasn’t wrong
about squat. Gary said he’s an attorney, he asked about a video “God
Sent The Shooter”, he said Megan is a beautiful girl, he asked Megan
if God thinks she’s beautiful, Bubba thinks she’s hot. Megan said the
fags and the funeral stuff is directly linked, Gary said the bible is
against homosexuality, Bubba said the shooters weren’t gay. Brent said
the bible says Satan is the ruler, Shirley said that’s why you are
clueless. Gary asked if Elton John was to repress his homosexuality,
would they take him, Shirley told the guy that was a lot of ifs. Bubba
asked about pot, Shirley said don’t do it, Brent said they should take
the legal aspect out of it. Bubba said some places made gay marriage
legal. Rebecca said she’s 22, Bubba thinks it’s really boring, he told
Miller he was so fat he didn’t see her, Shirley said Rebecca is a
nurse, Brent said he’s interested in what kind of cases do they take,
Shirley said they do family law, she said they don’t take first
divorces. Spice asked if she brings God in the court, Shirley said she
has nine children at home, she said she doesn’t get into it. Bubba
said he doesn’t understand her protest of Plant High School, Shirley
said it’s the place where you tell the kids when God says all this
stuff, it’s a bunch of lies, bubba thinks they should let it go. Spice
asked her if she’s hugged a gay man, Shirley said yes, Bubba said
Shirley isn’t loving the Soldier he’s protesting, Shirley said he’s in
hell. Bubba said the only way to prove if Religion is real is to
experience Death, he asked that we take it from a common sense
approach, he said there’s a chance if you die, it’s over, Brent said
even a child asks “if God made everything, who made god?” Bubba thinks
your asleep forever, Shirley said no. Brent asked if god knows if they
question him, Bubba said it’s a good thing that no one gave Shirley a
pair of boxing gloves, he then asked how to stop the Soldier protest,
Shirley said we need to stop pissing off God. Brent asked when Jesus
will be coming back, Shirley said soon, she said she’s 52, Brent said
his great Grandma lived to be 103. Bubba said when Jesus comes, what
will happen, she said everyone will be able to see him; bubba thinks
he can never hang out with her, as she’s too bitchy, he thinks Megan
should tell the story, as she’s less confrontational. Bubba wondered
if god will be able to get him up, Brent said Satan and his followers
will rule, Shirley said Satan will be locked up, she said the rebels
will no to obey, Spice thinks Bubba will be too heaven to ascend.
Bubba said he got a text from someone who thinks God can’t get be
proud, Brent said she’s too much of a lawyer. Manson thinks she’s the
only church that follows the Bible. Spice said they’ll be bringing in
a gay man. Thomas, 28, said he likes men, Shirley said yikes to this,
Thomas said he likes the same things about men. Bubba said the guy
looks like a nice guy, Spice asked Shirley to try and change him,
Shirley said she can’t change him. Bubba wondered if they’ve ever had
anyone convert, Shirley said they’ve have people write to them, she
said this is conduct. Thomas said he believes in a higher power, Megan
thinks Thomas will burn if he doesn’t repent. Bubba think Megan should
go out with him, Megan said you can’t be proud of your sin, Bubba
thinks they’re brainwashed, Thomas said he sometimes think he’s
filthy. Thomas asked what sins she’s done; Shirley said she doesn’t
talk about her past sins. Bubba thinks Shirley just talks in circles.
Hogan was on, asking who the beautiful woman is, Shirley said she saw
Linda and apologized for that the guys cracked up, Bubba thinks Linda
would swipe the collection plate at a church. Shirley told Hogan he’s
supposed to be the savior, Bubba said Hogan can hardly get around,
Shirley said Linda is Hogan’s bimbo, Megan said that a TV show
showcased their disobedient behavior, Hogan asked why she has so much
hate in her heart. Shirley yelled that women obey your husbands,
Thomas said he can almost see someone’s ass, Bubba said this is
craziness, Hogan said it sounds like fun. The guys cracked up when
Shirley said “Hoe Town”, Brent said they’d broadcast from there.
Shirley told Hogan to crack open a Bible, bubba thinks the daughters
are hooched out, Megan said the clothing means something, Spice asked
Megan if she’d hug Thomas, Megan said if it ment something, Bubba said
Thomas is a nice homo, Shirley said she doesn’t’ know the guy, Megan
said it’s contrived. Bubba asked if any of the girls have kissed a
guy, Thomas thinks one of them had a lesbian reaction. Shirley
wondered if Brent has killed people, Brent said he has. Bubba said if
a priest raped his kid, he’d kill him, Shirley thinks the kids have no
safety net, saying God is the only one who can keep the pedophile off,
she said your harming all humans by bringing the wrath of God. Bubba
read an article about a guy who had to pay God Hates Fags money,
Shirley asked if it’s funny, bubba said no, Brent said it’s the same
case; he said the judge will not go against the Military. Bubba asked
when their date is, Shirley said sometime in the fall, Bubba said
Lasker texted him, saying that when it’s his time to go, he’ll take
Shirley with him, he asked her if she lost her Church, what would
happen, Shirley thinks Bubba is myopic in his thinking, she said when
they finish their testimony, they’re leaving. Brent said Holland is a
Libertarian Country, Bubba said you can smoke weed, Brent said
everything was taken from the KKK, Bubba said they’ve just trying to
look at both sides of the fence. Brent said he’d like for them to win,
Bubba thinks they’re distasteful. Shirley said that the facts in the
record are they were out of sight and out of sound, they talked to the
police who put them in a quiet spot, Bubba wonders why she talks down
to him. Bubba asked if Shirley wishes aids on Thomas, Thomas thinks
she’s full of extreme hatred, Bubba said she’s a five foot five ball
of hate, Shirley denounced Arabs, Bubba wonders what it’s like when
you spill your milk at Shirley’s house. Brent said Nate Phelps is a
likeable guy, Shirley said he married a woman that was someone else’s
wife, Brent said she’s just making claims, Bubba told her to let Nate
be, Shirley said God hates Christmas, Bubba said that was his favorite
time of year, Shirley shot down almost every Holiday, Spice said he
likes this. . Brent said he’s seen some fat guy at the protest,
Shirley said the guy isn’t part of the group. Bubba explained Glenn
Miller to Shirley, we then heard some of his ads, Shirley thinks Glenn
has a point about Jews and the wars, Bubba said they called him on the
air (April 6). Spice asked her what percentage she agrees with,
Shirley said she likes the comments on Jews, Brent thinks Shirley is
anti-Semitic, Spice as Glenn Miller said he’d like to date Shirley’s
daughter. Bubba asked Shirley if she’d have a problem with Megan
dating a black man, Shirley said no, she said he quoted John 844
properly. Brent asked her how the Jews killed Christ, yet it was the
Romans, we then heard the coocoo sound effect a few times. Thomas said
he had fun looking up stuff, he said he’s hugged more wretched people
than her, Shirley said yikes a few times. Bubba asked them if they’ve
been the craziest show ever, Megan said yes, she said she’s been on
Howard’s show, Shirley said she wouldn’t have a problem with the girls
hugging it out, Bubba thinks Megan will burn. Shirley said Grace
writes a lot of strange stories, Thomas thinks gay porn is scary for
them. Bubba asked if God could get high and chill out, he asked that
they stop protesting the soldiers. Brent thinks they don’t have the
courage to join the Military, Bubba thanked them all for coming in,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – A Double Shot of Manson

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for a free download when
you sign up for the BTLS newsletter, then into “Tim Tebow Abortion
Commercial” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 13”, track 3, then into
“Thank God I’m An Altar boy”, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 8 – Bubba reads the news, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the pagan Potheads
tour this Friday in Orlando. Bubba thinks the lines are crowded; Roman
said he’s a big fan of the show. James had a question for Brent; Bubba
said Brent was off to depositions, Spice said she’s repented her sins.
We then heard a news clip about a sex operation, Bubba thinks it’s
very Ned like, he said it’s not right to have sex with animals, Manson
finds it disgusting. We then heard a clip of Larry King talking about
smoking pot, Spice said he’d probably be the only high guy who he
wouldn’t want to hang out with, Manson said nothing he does will be
cool, he had no idea Willy Nelson was talking, Spice thinks if Larry
smoked pot, he’d ask interesting questions. Bubba thinks Larry King
smokes, he wonders if he still smokes. Bubba read an article about a
woman who breastfed her Dog, Spice said if it’s straight from the tap
it’s a problem, if it’s bottled up it’s not that bad, Bubba then read
an article about a woman who got sentenced to 18 months in prison for
killing her husband in a sex game, he then read an article about a
woman who killed her baby, Manson thinks it’s graphic, Bubba thinks
she should’ve just dropped it off at the fire station, he said he’s
told his kids that, no matter how bad it is, tell the parent. Dan said
he’d like to talk to Shirley the next time she’s on; he’d like to talk
to her. John said his Mom has had to deal with Shirley and the church,
Spice said it could be worse. Vincent thinks Shirley is an idiot.
Steve said the guys are supporting her, saying she shouldn’t’ be on
the air, Bubba said no one has the balls to interview her the way he
does. Joe thinks Bubba doesn’t give himself enough credit, he thinks
Bubba stumped her several times during the interview, Bubba said she
has the right to protest, Joe wonders how Brent was able to maintain
himself during the interview. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.