Friday, April 23, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Sports scores, NFL Draft

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning. Bubba started by
saying he was glad it’s Friday, he then recapped some sports scores,
Spice said the Marlins sent some stuff for the bikes for badges. Bubba
said Paper Tongues sounded great, Manson said the lead guy had a great
presents, Bubba selected the music for next week.

1.      Monday – Dave
2.      Tuesday – Spice
3.      Wednesday – Miller
4.      Thursday – big dick
5.      Friday – hammil

Ned thinks the guys are jobbers, Spice wished Bubba a happy birthday,
the other guys followed a short time later, Bubba thanked them for
that, he then decided to do Pagan and Potheads trivia on both the
regular and Satellite show, he then said he doesn’t know what the
Broncos were thinking when selecting Tim Tebow, Brent said it was
terrible, Bubba thinks Jacksonville shit the bed with their defensive
lineman, Spice said all the hype was that if Jacksonville didn’t get
Tebow, the team would be done, Bubba said he heard JT The Brick, who
said he heard from an inside source that Tebow said he’d do anything,
he thinks you could put him anywhere, Manson said he’d do special
teams. Bubba said Jacksonville doesn’t have great quarterbacks, he
said today is a big day with birthdays, he wonders if he’ll ever
appear on a birthday sheet, Ned said no, they went to break after
that.

Segment 2 – Trace gets a racecar, Bubbapalooza Canada discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Power Pig Hello
shirt. Bubba said that the woman who pretended to be a doctor, we then
heard a news clip about that, Bubba said someone would have to pay him
more than $60 an hour, Manson said that’s a nightmare, he said five
minutes of small talk makes him want to blow his brains out. Bubba
thinks Brent should jokingly put attorney candidate on his business
card, he said yesterday was a red letter day, as he helped Trace
Waters getting a racecar, he said it’s purple 69, Spice said Trace
could get a Purple helmet, Bubba said Trace will be making his
appearance at Eastbay Saturday May 1, Manson said he has a small head.
Bubba said all he has to pay for is if the car has any damage; he said
it’s the car Ned drove. Carl in Canada asked what the update is, Bubba
said today at Noon, he’ll announce the date and the Hotel, they’ll be
a code you can say to get a room for $139 a night. Carl asked about
the meet and greet, Bubba said it’ll be different, he said it’ll be at
the hotel they’ll be at, you’ll have to pay to get in, it’ll be on
Friday the night before the event, he said Canada has really been a
great place for them, Carl thinks Pantera will be scalping tickets
outside. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Birthdays, emails, pagan Potheads trivia

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for bubba’s Appearance at
Wall Mart this Saturday, then into some Paper tongues as bumper music.
Bubba told Dave he did a great job with the mix, he thinks the song
will cross over, he listed some of their songs, Spice said they’re on
Twitter, Google paper Tongues Twitter and it will pop up. Bubba
wondered what happened with Scott Stap, Spice said Creed is back
together. We then heard John Cena’s entrance music, Bubba said he
likes how he shares a birthday with him, Spice said Cena has done so
much with his life. Bubba said they loved $6,000,000 man, he said
Fantasy island was dark; Spice said the last thing he’d want to see
would be an old guy and a midget on an island. We then heard some
Kelly Clarkson, Spice said she needs to tighten up. We then heard the
Harlem Globe Trotter’s theme; Bubba played some clips on his button
bar. The first email of the day said paper Tongues was great. Another
emailer said they found something on CrooksandLiars.com, saying how
Rubio is the Republican parties Golden boy, he said Dick Cheney
endorsing Rubio is a problem. Another emailer thanked Bubba for
talking about the Rubio election. Another emailer said it was great to
hear Paper Tongues yesterday, he also asked when Pagan Potheads will
go to Miami, Manson said if it goes well, they’ll do it where ever.
Greg in Tampa wished Bubba a happy Birthday he said he got his Peter
Max print; Bubba thanked Spice for getting that set up. Allen in
Orlando came on, he wished Bubba happy birthday. Spice asked him what
English actor did Manson have a crush with, the guy said peter Tool,
he got buzzed. Anthony wished bubba a happy birthday; he guessed John
Cleese and got buzzed. Zach came on going Brent-Brent-Brent, he got
buzzed. Josh came on; Spice asked what Manson character was turned
into a limited edition comic book, the guy said Black Man, he got the
tymbal, he asked for the late show. BJ in Lakeland came on, Spice
asked what the name of Manson’s wife’s flower shop, the guy said Tiger
Lilly, he got the tymbal. Manson said he went to an African American
wig store, Spice thinks Manson looks like a rock star. Bubba said if
you’re looking for a car, go to either the Car Store or Sting Ray
Chevy, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various Sports discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour, then into paper Tongues as bumper music. Bubba said they should
send this to Randy Jackson so he can hear it, Spice said it’s already
taken care of. Bubba asked the guys if they saw what happened at the
Oakland/new York game, where A-rod walked across the pitcher’s mound,
we then heard a clip about that, Spice said the guy is mad that A-rod
shuffled him off, Bubba said he’s never heard of that being a problem,
Manson said he can understand where that’s a problem. We then heard a
clip from the draft, Bubba wonders why they booed Sam Bradford, Spice
thinks it’s a dick move, Brent thinks the Buccaneers made a mistake by
passing on another guy. Bubba thinks Jacksonville should’ve picked Tim
Tebow, Brent said this is a horrible pick, he said the defensive
tackles are the guys you’re looking for. Bubba said no one saw the
Broncos to pick Tim Tebow, Manson said he doesn’t get it. We then
heard a clip of Tebow talking about going to Denver, Bubba asked for
Tebow to drop a F bomb, he then told Ned he has an offering, Ned said
it’s a collaboration with Manson. Bubba stopped and started he clip of
Tebow to interject his commentary, Ned hopes Tebow gets a dui, saying
he’s sick of him. Mike said Bubba and Tyler are in a magazine. Bobby
in St. Petersburg told Ned he’s not going to voicemail; Ned said he
lost $10. Bobby said they made a cut on the top of his heart, he said
he told people he’d buy some Bubba Army stuff when he got home. We
then heard Ned’s “big Tebow” from “Bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 8”,
track 6, ad “The Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 19. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Dan and Steve diaco visit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Wall mart
appearance, then into some Paper Tongues as bumper music. We then
heard Steve and Dan’s bumper, Bubba decided to call Jeff South Tampa
Jeff, as he has a tough time with his last name. Dan said his website
is DoctorDiaco.com. We then heard a news clip about a woman who won
Powerball, the guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba thinks the guy will
be broke in two years, he said he knew a guy who bought about 41
corvettes in two years. Spice said if one of them won the Powerball,
he’d hibernate, Steve thinks you’d get your teeth fixed. Spice said he
got a facial this week, he told Ned it wasn’t the one he’s thinking
of, he then joked Ned was n the room, Ned said it’s cheaper, he said
he doesn’t’ wipe any of the cream off. Chad said his wife has been
bleeding for three months, he said from her vagina, he said it sucks,
it started off as a period, he wonders if it’s the birth control. Dan
told him he could do it in the shower, Bubba told him it’s the medical
advice he’s been looking for. Dan said it could be a birth control
pill, he said some girls need a DNC, which is like an abortion without
a pregnancy. The guy said she went to the gynecologist. Spice thanked
Dan for the facial; Dan said guys should get it. Dan in Ft. Meyers
said he was happy with the breasts his woman got, Dan said he wouldn’t
touch them after about twenty years, he said the second one is easier
than the first one; he said they weaken after time. Ray in New Port
richy said he lost about 191 pounds, Bubba joked the guy looked really
skinny. Bubba took a call from a woman who asked about boob lifts for
busty girls, she said she’s a 38 D, she said it’s a security thing,
Dan said they can liposuction the breasts. Bubba said nothing is
sexier than a woman with natural breasts, and no braw. Ned asked Dan
the most nipples he’s ever seen, Dan said four, Spice joked Ned would
like the extra nipples on his back. Mark in St. Petersburg said he’s
had man boobs for a long time, Dan said he takes care of it. Brenda
said she’s interested in the life style lift, Dan said it’s a term
used by people who do short facelifts, he said no two faces are the
same. Steve said he had someone come in for worker’s compensation,
they don’t handle that. Bubba took a call from a guy who said his wife
will be going in for open heart surgery; he asked if Dan can repair an
ugly scar, Dan said to see him after the surgery. Bubba read an email
from a woman who said she got a hysterectomy, she’s gone through a lot
of pain, Dan suggested she talk to Steve, he gave his number:
18008031076. Bubba took a call from a guy on protection, the guy said
he has some stretch marks from a surgery to lose weight, Dan suggested
the guy visit. Bubba asked for the Diaco’s rankings, Manson suggested
he rank one higher than the other one to watch the fireworks, Bubba
thinks Dan would lose sleep over getting outranked, Dave said that
dick said Jay was a three star, Dan and Steve were two stars, Bubba
said he’s the only six star, he joked that Dr. Mark is a private, Dave
said mark is a two star, Dan joked he’ll have to tape more stars on,
Spice said Dan is brutally honest, Steve said he asked Da about
liposuction, he was told to lose some weight you fat fuck. Bubba asked
what Dan would say if he didn’t know him, Dan said he’d say they can
work with it, Spice suggested they get down to their underwear and
have Dan point out there errors with a lazar pointer. Steve said every
time someone mentions Bubba Army, they get a discount; Dan said he
gets about $500-1,000 off. Greg in Tampa said he’ like to get his wife
a breast lift, he asked if you need silicone, Dan said it’s not
required. Brandy said she has big arms, she asked how Dan would take
care of them, Dan said she sounds really young, he thinks she burns a
lot of calories in life. Brandy said she’s five foot, and weighs about
120 pounds. Mark in Venis said a guy was shot by an off duty cop, he
asked where the case will be going, Steve said the State attorney’s
office will investigate, he thinks the guy will be describing it as he
was in fear for his life, he thinks the guy should be charged for it.
Frank said his Mom is in a ALF, he said she’s gotten worse and worse,
he said she’s on various medications, Bubba joked that Ned would like
to know the name of the place. Steve told the guy if her health is
going down hill, call his office, he said they have a bed sore case,
the guy lost twenty pounds, but has stage two bed sores. Bubba thinks
Jeff owns the dry cleaners in south Tampa, Jeff said no; he then went
over the places he owns, Spice as an old guy said some stuff. Bubba
said it’s amazing to see the Florida GOP, Spice said it doesn’t speak
for the entire Tea party, Manson wonders where they were when Bush was
in office. Bubba said he sees a lot of old people who don’t like black
people; he then read the “so Now you’re mad” document from Btls.com.
Dan said he’s not mad, he said he’s not a member of the Tea party, he
said labeling a group racist is a problem. Steve said it’s scary that
the bush guys are going back, he said the Conservatives are trying to
undermined Crist, he said he doesn’t’ want anymore Bush; he said both
parties are corrupted. Bubba said thrasher is as shady as the day is
long, Steve said Charlie is the standing governor; he said it’s all
about money. Bubba said it’s like what Deion told him, that if he’s
jumping off a ship, it’s sinking, Spice as Deion said that there’s
white bitches. Bubba said Alex Sink will probably be Governor, Steve
said it’s amazing to see the women who are supporting Alex Sink, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Clem’s Creek – Ned’s Sex Dungeon

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
Tour. Bubba said the Pagan Potheads show will be on tonight, he thinks
it’s the only show that tells you not to come if you’re easily
offended, he said Ned has a new offering, Manson said it’s a “Clem’s
Creek” bit, Ned said he wrote his own stuff. The bit features Ned
getting therapy from Dr. Joe. Joe tells Ned to sit down and sign his
scrap book, Ned called him a mark. Joe gave Ned the ink blot test, Ned
said he saw himself beating up Joe, the next one showed him hitting
Dr. Mark with a wine bottle, and the last one showed him digging a
shallow grave for a chunky man. Joe told him he’s acting out psycho
babble; he told Ned it would cost $2,000. Ned told Joe he dropped his
Oedipus Complex, Joe had no idea what he was referring to, Joe ended
up getting hit on the head. Dr. Mark tells him to wake up, Blind
Lawrence told them that they’re all in Ned’s sex dungeon; Joe said he
feels like he’s a part of the show. Ned told them it was there lucky
day, he then spun the wheel of rape, Lawrence asked to be first, he
then asked Ned if he’d rape him, saying he wouldn’t tell anyone, even
if his skin was pealed off to make a vest, Ned told him it was a wheel
of rape, he then told Lawrence to get in back of the line for not
following directions, Bubba thinks Lawrence would enjoy it. Dr. Mark
volunteered to go next, but Ned got interrupted by his cell phone, Dan
Diaco was on, bummed out that he’s not there, Ned said it’s personal
preference. Steve Diaco called Ned, asking why he’s not invited to the
sex party. Joe and mark asked to get the party going; Ned decided to
let the guys go. Ned’s phone rang again, Bubba told him he was
watching him, he said he’s wearing a Bubba Army biker vest. The bit
ends with Manson asking if Ned will do various things, such as return
Blind Lawrence’s Braille copy of “Barely Legal Blind Virgins”. Bubba
said everyone wanted a copy of it, he said his text was going crazy.
Spice called them a bunch of marks, Manson said they couldn’t get to
the mics fast enough. We then heard a news clip about Hogan suing his
insurance company. Bubba read an article about an Arizona Governor
asking that Obama show his birth certificate, we then heard a news
clip about that. Bubba said Grady Jud is trying to call them, he said
Grady doesn’t mess around, we then heard his custom tymbal, followed
by a news clip about Grady catching about 50 kid touchers, Bubba said
he loves Grady, Manson said he likes Grady’s comeback of when they
shot a guy with 65 bullets, Bubba told people to move out of Pulk
county, as Grady Jud will get you, he asked that Spice give a tymbal
to Grady Judd’s task force. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Grady Judd calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Wall mart
appearance, then into Grady Judd’s custom tymbal. Grady Jud was on,
saying that people who watch child porn are more than likely to engage
in it, he said the round up pointed out eight victims, he said they
were able to remove them from that environment, he said he can’t say
enough about his task force, he said they’ve got some guys who are
poster children for child porno, he said there’s a girl named Jody who
got into child porn, Bubba said he doesn’t’ even know what to say,
Grady said they don’t deserve the air they breathe, he said every time
a picture of child porn is downloaded, the child is victimized again.
Bubba asked about the guys who killed a homeless guy, Grady said the
guy who did it turned himself in, Bubba said Grady will get you. Grady
said one guy was downloading child porn on an open server, he said the
guy was making child porn in his house, the man in question said the
kids aren’t old enough to verbalize. Bubba said it’s nice that they
found eight kids, he said all too often, the victims are in their
backyard, Grady said it’s still a child that is getting victimized, he
said they’ve found clips of men making babies in diapers have sex, he
said they knock these people out. bubba asked if they’ve ever gotten a
guy who got stuff on their computer by accident, Grady said they do a
forensic check, he said it’s possible to get an image by mistake, he
said the people they arrest have many pictures on their hard drive, he
said they can determine it, they arrested a guy who said it wasn’t
him, he said they don’t look at a computer and slam someone, he said
they’re all about getting it right.
Bubba asked if Grady has a hotline, Grady suggested 911 with some
information, he said Crime stoppers is a good number, the number is
1800-226-tips. Bubba asked how far will he go, Grady said what they do
is, they focus on who the primary problem is, he said he’s seen cases
where the people either have done it, don’t know about it, or are in
fear, he said they’re after the person doing it, he said someone
listening to the show might know someone who knows a kid who is
getting molested. Bubba asked him about the woman who killed Abraham
Shakespeare, Grady said the detectives did an outstanding job; Bubba
said it was a sad situation. Manson wonders why most departments don’t
touch child porn, Grady said it’s technique, not technology, he said
his detectives where people out, he said they’re already on to the
next phase, he said out of the 50 sex offenders they caught, three of
them were registered, he said more of them haven’t been identified.
Bubba thinks you need to register your IP address, Grady said an IP
address is like a phone number, he said he wants to put bad guys in
jail, he said put a filter in place, when it reaches child porn, cut
it out. Bubba said he gets a lot of emails after Grady is on, he said
a lot of people respect him, Grady said he likes putting bad guys in
jail. Bubba told him about bikes for Badges, Grady said he supports
what Bubba has done, Bubba said Grady is a no nonsense man’s man,
Manson said he’s a huge fan, bubba thinks he should be Governor, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges on May 22. We then heard “Ned’s Birthday Song” from “bubba
Wanna Corndog?” disc 2, track 12, and “Ned’s parody songs Vol. 1”,
track 3. The song starts off with Ned and Cowhead talking about Bubba,
it then goes into a parody of “Birthday” by The Beatles, in which the
guys clown bubba for being fat. Bubba plugged the Pagan Potheads tour
tonight, he said if you’re easily offended, don’t go, he then plugged
the car Store and Sting Ray Chevy, he then read about a teacher having
sex with a student, we then heard the news clip about that, the guys
think the kid is a jackass for turning the teacher in. Linda said she
heard the show earlier about the two people arrested for child porn,
she said Jody is her daughter; the kids who were molested are her
grand kids. Spice asked if Linda will disown her daughter, she said if
it was true, she’d be disappointed in her, Manson sarcastically said
it’s strong words, she said she was called the night of September 10,
we heard “dueling Der Ders” under the caller, she said her grand kids
were freaked out, she’s had custody ever since. Bubba asked if the
kids are okay, Linda said they’re going through counseling, Linda said
they still have nightmares, Bubba said this goes back to Manson’s
theory, Linda said the biological Dad was nowhere to be found, Bubba
told her she cannot have any integrity if she stuck up for her
daughter, Linda said she gets what she deserves. Bubba asked to put
her on hold, he said they always do the right thing, he told her to be
strong; Manson said it’s refreshing that she said what she did. Bubba
asked for all of Florida to pay attention, he then read that Marco
Rubio is being investigated by the IRS, we ten heard a news clip about
that. They then ended the show a few seconds later.


Sirius show

Segment 1 – Bubba’s birthday discussed, Calgary Bubbapalooza

The show started off with “Juicy” as bumper music. Bubba said today
was his birthday, saying this is a high wire act, he said it’s the
worst on Fridays, he said the guys get stoned, he said he’s got
everyone texting him, he said what he’d like for his birthday would be
to leave him alone until 3 this afternoon, he asked Brent if he
brought him something, Brent said he has it. Bubba said he looked at
some of Kurt Angle’s foods, he said it sounds good, Spice thinks they
should put “User fucking friendly” on the site, Bubba thinks it should
say “Eat this shit, and you’ll look like Kurt Angle”, he said they
miss the Satellite audience, he said the regular radio fans aren’t as
big as the Sirius fans, he said Canada represents the fine people who
get it, Manson said it’s embarrassing, Bubba said it proves how Sirius
is stupid, Manson said it’s the best zoo keeper show out there, Bubba
said he’s like Dabella, he said it’s nice to be here, he said it’s
like he’s stabbing assholes on regular radio, he said it’s like being
in a pussy, ned said it’s like heaven, Spice said he hates fore-play,
Ned said he sticks his finger up his ass, then sucks it, so she won’t
want to kiss him, Brent cracked up at this, ned said he makes her kiss
him, when she gets done vomiting, he fucks her. Bubba said Spice isn’t
romantic, Spice said he doesn’t’ see the point in making out, Bubba
said some is needed at times. Joe in Alabama said Talladega will be
practicing, Bubba said he saw some cops, Joe said he’s in turn three
like last year. Bubba asked if there’s any Bubba Army flags, the guy
said he likes 99, Bubba said he’s a pussy, he said 14 is the man, he
said Tony is like the Bubba of Nascar, if a title like that was to
exist, the guy recapped the schedule for the next few days, Bubba said
he’d like to call the guy over the weekend, he said at Noon, he’ll be
announcing the Calgary information, he said you won’t get the ticket
information until next Friday, Manson said that he likes the format.
Bubba decided to give the information now, he said Fuck Noon, he said
the meet and greet will be different, he said it’s usually a fight
fest to see who will get the tickets first, he then said it’ll be
August 14, they’ll be at the Westin, the number is 1800-228-3000, the
code is Bubba Army, it will get you a room for $139, he told Ferret to
come on down to the studio, he said the meet and greet will be Friday
night at 9:00-12:00, he thinks they’ll see about a thousand people, he
said it should cost about $75 to get in, you’ll have to have a ticket.
Russ came in, he said bubba is on point so far, he said the meet and
Greet will be from 7:00-11:00, Russ said the woman thinks the hotel
will be sold out, he said they should book a room if you’ll be at the
show, Manson said they can get fucked up three nights in a row, Bubba
said that they’d like to hang out with the audience, he said you have
to tell the operator that you’re going to the show, Spice said the
internet was locked up, Russ said the hotel is only a few miles from
the venue. Clare in Calgary said he’ll be at his house, he said
they’ve got some stuff for them, he said he wouldn’t miss the meet and
greet, bubba said as long as you have a ticket, you can go to the
event, the guy said they love his show, he said he got a birthday card
from the guys the other day. Bubba thinks they should hit Canada a few
times each year. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Birthdays, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Power Pig hello
shirt, then into Ned’s “My Lonely bonor” from “Bubba’s new and Misc
hits Vol. 9”, track 12. Bubba thinks the guy in the song is angry
about too many things, he said Antonio Tarver will be on the show, he
went on to say that Daddy X from the cotton Mouth Kings will be on the
show today. Ray in Calgary said he got his room at the Westin, he said
he heard it as soon as it was announced, he said the woman knew what
he was talking about. Frank came on for a few seconds ,but his line
dropped. Bubba went over some birthdays, he said Cena has a lot going
for him than he does, he said that William Shakespeare was born and
died the same day, Manson said he hates him, saying reading his stuff
sucked. Brent said that everyone from “Threes Company” hated Susan
Summers, Spice said he’d like to hear Bubba read Shakespeare. Bubba
wonders if Kelly Clarkson really says my life would suck without you,
Manson as Clinton said he fucked Barbra Streisand, Brent and Spice
said they loved how South Park made fun of her. Deion in Alberta came
on, Spice as Deion said some stuff, Bubba thinks all they have are
white bitches in Canada, Deion said the hotel sold out in fifteen
minutes, Bubba thinks he’s full of crap, he said the discount code
can’t be sold out, he thinks the woman worked him, he said he found 14
rooms, Ned thinks the guy is a Canadian rube, he told the guy to take
off, Brent doesn’t think the guy is a liar, ned told the guy he has
some swamp land. Bubba asked for the Ferret to get on the phone, Brent
thinks they didn’t believe the Ferret’s words. Bubba said he’s trying
to do some positive reinforcement, he said the block of rooms are
gone, Russ said they’re blocks of 50, he said he’s releasing the
blocks, he said he was on it. Bubba said he told them they’d do it, he
said it’s like the field of dreams, he said he’d put catsup on pussy
if heather would let him. Spice had some Shakespeare, Bubba read some
stuff, Manson cracked up at it, Brent said he was an asshole who was
jumping around in tights, Manson said Trace had to read some
Shakespeare for school, he said he watched a movie of it, he ended up
turning it off. Sherry said she got their confirmation, she said
they’ll be in on Friday, Bubba said you can get a ticket. Spice said
it was great to see all the bubba Army people in Vegas, Bubba said
it’s like a Bubba Army convention. Bubba took a call from a woman who
said she called Howard’s show four days in a row, she thinks Howard
didn’t want to pick up, as it was about Bubba, she said Bubba is loyal
to Howard, Spice wondered if Bubba was eating pussy over there. The
woman said it would be a great mistake if Sirius was to drop him, the
guys cracked up at Bubba eating, she said if Howard leaves, Sirius
will be feeling the effects, Ned wonders if Bubba is sucking a donkey
dick over there. bubba had no idea what she was talking about, he said
they had one shot to do the right thing, he said the worst thing they
could do was challenge a redneck. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 3 – Antonio Tarver calls in, Captain Janks vs. some callers

Bubba wondered if big dick was answering the phones, he said he’s
going to kill him, he then went to Antonio Tarver, he said they
couldn’t make it overseas because of the Volcanoes, he said he’s doing
commentary, he likes seeing fights from the other side of the ring, he
said it’s on a point system. Bubba said it’s cool in tournaments,
Antonio said they’re trying to get to the bottom line, he said he
takes his hat off to Show time. Bubba asked him about Mosley VS
Maywether, Antonio said Winky is a nightmare, saying his jab is
something, he went over some boxers who Maywether has knocked out, he
thinks it’ll be a tough time for him, he thinks Mosley is hungry now.
Bubba asked how Mosley is able to reinvent himself, Antonio said he
came right back, he said the guy is a powerful boxer, he said it’s all
he knows, he said he’s like fine wine. Bubba wondered if Winky is done
being a champ, Antonio said he needs to get rededicated, he thinks
he’ll need the right fight. Bubba asked him what’s on the horizon for
him Antonio said he’s got a new fighter, he thinks he did really well
against him. Bubba said Antonio is one of the only guys who can get
behind a microphone, Antonio said his worst fight was against Hopkins.
Bubba said he wouldn’t take a hit to the head if he was him, Antonio
said this isn’t MMA, he said the super six had made it popular. Bubba
said Lacey got his ass kicked, he said the guy wasn’t doing anything
special, Antonio said Roy Jones looked good fighting against him.
Bubba wondered if they’ll ever get back to the heavy weight division
like years ago, Antonio said it’s hurting at the moment, he said
they’ve got two brothers who won’t fight each other, he thinks an
American heavy weight isn’t on the rise, he said they’re looking for
someone who they can identify with. Bubba asked him who he liked
growing up, Antonio said he liked Marvin Haggler, Bubba said he was
the man. Bubba asked who is a part of the super six, Antonio listed
who was a part of it, he said they don’t know who will win these
fights, he said it’s still up for grabs. Bubba asked him where he
lives, Antonio said he lives in Tampa, he said he plays Golf with
Derik Brooks, he said it’s his semi retirement. Bubba said they should
have him in the studio to beat up some interns, Antonio, he said they
should do that, bubba recapped when Chip got his ass kicked by Winky
Right, he told him to come see them sometime, Brent said he was a
great fighter. Bubba said he met him in Vegas, he didn’t know who he
was. John in Philly said he called Howard yesterday about Captain
Janks, he said he got sick of him calling other shows, he said he
heard Janks call shows like Ellis and Bonnaduce. Bubba had Janks on,
he said Janks is talented, Janks said the only shows he calls are on
Howard 100 and the news channels, he said if he’s calling any other
shows, it’s to prank them, he said the program director of Danny
station is a good friend of his, John said he heard him say Bonnaduce
said Captain Janks was on. Janks said if he’s on another station, it’s
because he pranks them. John said Janks is lying, Janks said he
doesn’t know who Ellis is. Ned asked who he believes, the mark or the
ex con, John said he’s not a mark, Janks said he’s on every show just
to piss John off, he told John to meet him anytime, he said the guy
weighs about 500 pounds, John said he’s 225, he called Janks a fag,
Bubba told the guys to hold on, he told Janks to apologize for
mentioning the kids, Ned thinks it’s the worst trash talk ever.
Charlie said he’s heard Janks on WYSP, Janks said he’ll get the
program director on, bubba said he doesn’t’ care, he said if the
listeners are calling him out, they should have the forum to do so.
John said if Janks stopped robbing from people that would be great,
Bubba said he’ll just get rid of all of them. Bob in New York said he
got a circle Track magazine. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in Canada
on Saturday August 14, then into “Manson and bubba’s Songs To Tuck By”
from “bubba Show classics Vol. 12”, track 12. Bubba thinks the bumper
music should be Ned’s favorite song, Spice said this celebrates art,
Manson said he has great rhymes, Bubba wishes they could play this on
regular radio, ned thinks Twenty-five secretly hates Bubba,
Spice thinks he has to hate someone, Bubba thinks Twenty-five is high
as fuck, Manson said he gets Twenty-five and Tom a room. The guys were
cracking up at Spice talking on the phone, bubba told him to not be a
mili mouth, Spice said he’s a four star, he got hit with a bat a few
times, Ned wondered how long it took, Bubba made some static noises,
Ned cracked up and said they wasted her time. The guys cracked up when
Spice said Barbie Army, he said the woman knew about it, he thinks
different people are handling the calls. Bubba said Spice gave him a
boopity, we then heard a clip of someone talking, Spice said it’s
really hard to hear, he described what was happening in the clip,
Bubba thinks she looks like Twenty-five Cent with tits, he then
wonders if he should try the vaporizer, the guys cracked up at the
clip, Spice said it’s up on btls.com, Brent thinks the deposition
should stop, the guys were cracking up at the audio, Bubba said if the
audio was better, they’d have a great one, the guys cracked up when
the lawyer said he was done asking questions. We then heard a clip of
two lawyers arguing, Bubba described what’s on the video, he said the
woman has a blank stair on her face, Brent said Jay diaco is more
stiffer than that, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Bubba experiments with K2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Calgary, then into “Big Fat Bubba Blows”. Bubba said he’s getting
people on Twitter, saying that they can’t get the code to be honored,
he said Russ will take care of it, email Russ@btls.com. Bubba said his
number one pet peeve is when he tells someone that something will
happen, and they re assure him that it won’t happen. Jason in
Jacksonville said he’s bummed out about Tebow, Bubba said they
should’ve had him, Jason said the people of Jacksonville are owed and
explanation, Bubba thinks the owner doesn’t’ care about Jacksonville,
Brent said the tenth pick could’ve been someone else, the guys cracked
up at the comitioner reading the name, Brent said the crowd didn’t
know weather to boo or cheer. Bubba saw Brent’s vaporizer, he asked
that the camera leave the studio, Brent explained how it worked, he
said you can buy K2 over the counter, Spice said Bubba is looking at
how it gets put together, Manson said the thing is stoned, Brent said
it has to be vaporized, Bubba yelled for Pantera to bring him the
stuff, he said he likes how it has a motor on it. Jabberjaw came in,
Bubba wondered if she’s tanning, she said no, he wondered why Spice
has a blowup doll, he said it was Bree Olson, Manson wonders if she
flipped out and deflated. Bubba told Jabberjaw to stop talking to
Sluggo, he told Dave to finger her every day, Brent sad you don’t want
to be in depositions. Bubba asked how to inhale, Brent explained how
to do it, Jabberjaw suggested Big dick do it, she then suggested
Twenty-five, Bubba told her he’d like her to do it, Jabberjaw said
she’ll do it, Bubba thinks Dave will want to try it, Dave turned down
the offer. Bubba wondered if Jabberjaw got a boob job, she said no,
she said she’ll probably go to the Pagan Potheads tour, she said she
drove with Twenty-five last time, she said road head is bumpy. Spice
thinks Craig the Bulldog would try it, Bubba said no, he said he’s
looking for a rooky. Spice suggested James, Bubba said no to that.
Brent walked Bubba through the process, bubba said he’s sharing it
with his on-air friends. Bubba took a hit, Spice egged him on, Bubba
said it smells different, Brent said Chinese food, he said his breath
will smell like Chinese food. Manson said he needs to practice his
act, he said it’s ironic that he can’t smoke today, as he’ll be
talking about pot later on. Bubba said he thinks he should feel
something by now, Manson thinks it will hit him like a sludge hammer
at any moment, he thinks Bubba wouldn’t sound any different than
normal. Bubba said he’s not close to being high, he said the real
stuff can’t be that bad, Ned said his bit is a cavalcade of people,
including doctors, lawyers and a blind guy. Bubba said he’s tried butt
fucking, he didn’t like it, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – B-Fudd Calls in

Coming out of commercials we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in Canada.
We ten heard “Clem’s Creek – Ned’s Sex Dungeon”. Bubba thinks
Twenty-five is mad at the world with his music, he wonders why the guy
is talking down to his people, the guys cracked up some of the lyrics.
Ned said piss fucking was when he fucks someone up the ass, only to
urinate, as he’s had a bottle of water. Spice asked him the most pills
he’s ever had, Bubba said he’s not saying, he thinks they could have
an aborted Army, he said he’d fuck Chucky in the ass, he thinks he
shouldn’t be talking about stuff like that, he thinks the knife he
used was bigger than he was, he wonders what kind of show he’s putting
together, Spice as Chris Hanson said some stuff, with Bubba and Manson
acting as the rapper. Bubba thinks the guy has never cut someone,
Spice joked that the guy had Caylee Anthony, Manson said the song is
full of horrible threats, Ned thinks the song is deep by mentioning
22/7, Bubba thinks only high people can talk with him. B-Fudd came on,
he said he’d like to book his room for his Special Forces, bubba
called him a handy capper, he then called him the village idiot. Spice
said a guy emailed big dick, asking B-Fudd to cal him on his birthday.
Bubba suggested B-Fudd talk Ned through a jacking, he said if he can
do it, he’ll be a general in the Bubba Army. B-Fudd did some sheep
noises, Ned said sheep aren’t supposed to like it, he said he was
shrinking. Bubba told him to go to a dog, B-Fudd said he was going to
lick peanut butter, ned got excited as B-Fudd made some noises, he
then did a sound effect. Bubba got on the bullhorn and told B-Fudd to
gag on his balls, ned called him a retarded dog, B-Fudd then did a cat
noise, Bubba told him to lip the tick, B-Fudd then did a monkey noise,
Ned told him to stick his monkey finger up his asshole, B-Fudd and
Bubba did some pig noises, Ned told Bubba he’ll blow a load in the
back of his hair, he said he’ll finish off on the tard, he said he
wanted to finish off on the monkey, B-Fudd did a monkey noise, Bubba
said the cops were coming to B-Fudd’s house, Spice was laughing his
ass off. Bubba as a cop came by and talked with B-Fudd and Ned, B-Fudd
said he never grabs Ned’s cock, he said everything was fine. Bubba
told him he could either suck his dick, B-fudd declined the offer, he
then decided to do it, B-Fudd then did some noises, the guys were
cracking up, Spice thinks he sounds like Akira, Bubba thinks he should
do K2 more often. Ned said he didn’t nut, Bubba told B-Fudd they don’t
like retards from Seattle, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 7 – Bubba experiences K2

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour. Bubba stopped the song to comment on the lyrics, he said he was
texting right now, he wonders what would it hurt to ride out the song,
he decided to play the rest of the song. Bubba got on the bullhorn, he
thinks Brent is the fun police, Brent said it wasn’t about him. Manson
said he couldn’t understand what he was saying, Bubba breathed into
the bullhorn, he called Manson a cracker a few times, Manson told him
to speak clearly, Bubba said he’s not high, he then messed around with
the feedback, Manson thinks Bubba is Elvis now. Spice told him to do
his English accent, Bubba said no to that, he said he’s not a rooky,
he said he’s handling things just fine, ned wondered why bubba was on
a mega phone, he thinks Bubba is regressing. Spice as Snoop Dog asked
him if he’d like to smoke weed, Bubba said he’s fine, he then said he
was going to fuck Tasha, Spice as Tasha said some stuff. Bubba said
this was getting crazy, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Bubba messes with the guys’s voices

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba said Spice told him to play “Bubba Saw”, Brent said
tomorrow at Four, you’ll be able to hear the Friday AM show, Bubba
said it’s a good decision on Tim’s part. Crazy white Boy came on, he’s
on his way home, trying to get some pussy, he said bob Levy is leaving
the Miserable men, Bubba said “Good, I hate him”, he thinks maybe it’s
because he’s an asshole, the guy said bob isn’t the smartest man,
Brent said Bob blames Gary for a lot of things, he said when you say
“fuck Gary”, it’s like saying Fuck Howard. Bubba said bob does a lot
of stupid stuff, he said good riddance to him, he said he’s a birthday
boy and can get pussy. Jeff in Ohio came on cracking up, he thinks
Bubba is funnier high, he thinks Brent was ready to kick Shirley’s
ass, Brent said she would’ve hurt herself. Bubba said he’s rain man
when he’s high. Jeff thinks bubba will get the munchies later on,
Bubba said that he has the munchies in life. Spice said he’s never
thought about swapping cum with Tasha, ned said he looks like it, he
said Spice is into eating his own cum. Matt in Chicago said he’s been
trying to get through, he said it’s the best show he’s ever heard, the
guy said they should go back full time. Bubba took a call from a guy
who asked when Bubba will be in new Orleans, ned thinks Bubba is high,
Spice thinks Dave will fix it in a few seconds. Brent said bubba’s mic
isn’t on, the guy hung up a few seconds later. Bubba was on CB, the
other guys joined in, he then put everyone on protection, ned called
him a high moron, Bubba said he couldn’t understand Ned, Bubba said
some stuff, he said Spice doesn’t’ pay his mortgages, Ned said he
needs some crack to get his dick sucked. Bubba said he thought this
was about being cool, they then ended the show a few seconds later.