Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Segment 1 – Coming up on the show

Bubba started off by saying the music was provided by Miller, Ned
thinks its queer music. The guys then discussed the Rays, Bubba then
chided Brent, Manson and Spice for not taking his massages, Spice said
he’ll use his, after he finds time, Bubba told him he’ll take it back,
he then plugged what they’ve got coming up on the show for today, he
said he wants no interaction with Porter, he said he knows it’ll suck,
Ned wondered if Bubba would like Porter’s autograph, Bubba said he’ll
knock him out, he told the guys to just be a bouncing board off of
him, Spice said he loves Bubba, Bubba thinks something isn’t right,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Prayer day, birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba wonders what Iggy Pop’s deal was; Spice said he’s seen
pictures of him cutting himself. Bubba said that he hopes Spirit
Airlines doesn’t charge you for a reclining seat, we then heard a news
clip about them offering pre-reclined seats, Bubba thinks the seats in
the emergency section can’t recline. We then heard a news clip about
National Prayer day being considered unconstitutional, Brent said they
think it shouldn’t be controlled by the Government, Bubba proposes the
be quiet for a minute day, he thinks the President should say that
every day is national Pray day, Spice said they’ve got holidays for
every day, Brent said none of this stuff happened in the 50’s, Bubba
said as much as they loved Ronald Ragon, but he shoved a lot of stuff
down our throats, Bubba likes how Clinton didn’t pray, the guys then
went over some birthdays, Ned thinks Anne Margaret is hot. The first
email of the day asked why Bubba isn’t on in Atlanta, Bubba said he
just doesn’t know, he said it’s the Bible belt of the South, he said
there’s just as many sick people in Atlanta or any place else, the
guys think Cox is located there. Another emailer said he met a girl
once; the woman informed him that she might have hurpies, that stopped
everything. Bubba asked Spice if Jessica Simpson had hurpies, Spice
said he’d do it. Another emailer thinks Bubba will sell out in
five-ten minutes, the emailer said they should’ve booked the Saddle
dome. Another emailer said they didn’t know that there was a statute
of limitations on child molestation; the emailer said their Grand Dad
was accused of that. Another emailer said her boyfriend has hurpies,
the emailer said you need to request a test, Manson said no one wants
to see a hurpies telethon, Bubba thinks it would be a great idea,
Spice said they should do a hurpies awareness walk, Bubba thinks it
wouldn’t have many people show up. Another emailer said they didn’t
like the guys’s comments on the 14 year-old stripper, the emailer
thinks the closest the guys have ever came to seeing Eight Mile was
the Eminem movie, the emailer challenged Bubba and the guys to go to
Detroit. Another emailer said the show is a breath of fresh air.
Another emailer asked what will Bubba do when Howard stops, Bubba said
a lot of things are up in the air, he said if they’re not back on
Sirius, it won’t be a big deal, he said the website will always have
information. Another emailer said the show won’t be disappointed with
Calgary, Bubba told the emailer to get your seats; Manson said he’d be
happy if they sold out in five weeks. The last email of the day said
they called The Westin on Friday, they got their room about 30 dollars
more, the emailer closed by thanking Russ for getting it fixed. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Cowhead, Jessica Simpson, Porter

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Hogan’s motor Cycles
at Jim’s Harley Davidson, then into “Ned’s Tribute to Awesome Kong”.
Bubba said when he hears stupid music, it pisses him off, he described
as some fags trying to be different, he wonders why Miller is doing
that, he said it’s almost like what Cowhead is doing to him now, he
said he’s in a different place in life, he told him to stop being a
ball buster, Spice said he doesn’t know the whole thing, Bubba
wondered where he and Cowhead went wrong, he said if he did something
wrong, at least let him know, he said Awesome Kong is on the not to be
trusted list, Spice said he thought they were close, Manson said it
seems like a dick move, Bubba then said he had nothing for him. We
then heard a news clip about an old woman who got beat up in Miami,
Bubba told the people of Miami to chill out, Spice said it’s cold
blooded, he cracked up when the reporter said that one of the suspects
took the woman’s hearing aide. Mike said he was listening to Cowhead’s
show yesterday afternoon, he said callers were about 50%, he said he
didn’t care for Cowhead calling Bubba’s listeners stupid. Kevin thinks
Cowhead is just setting Awesome Kong up. Bubba told Spice that Jessica
Simpson is hooked on nickorett, we then heard a clip about that, Spice
said she’s stupid, Manson said he’d shoot himself, Bubba goofed on
her, Spice wonders if Porter is his real name. In the clip, Porter in
St. Petersburg said he’d like to talk about motor cycles; Bubba
stopped the clip to comment. Porter told Bubba to stop riding his
motor bike, he told Bubba to grow a couple pair of eyes, Bubba said
the final straw will be the one where Porter claims the show is
predictable. Porter said he’s just saying what he’s heard on the
street, Bubba told him to come on down. Porter told Bubba he needs to
watch it, Spice asked him what else does he have; Porter said Bubba
should avoid 66th street. Bubba said about a week ago, Porter called
in to say the show sucks, Spice said Bubba is taking a big chance;
Bubba said it’s like Bizz Markey syndrome. Manson said if leno had
something like this happen, he’d get a lot of press. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Steve Diaco, Billy McKnight, Denis Rodman, Kevin Harvick

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said he saw Spice drink Twisted Tea, Spice said its 5%
alcohol, Bubba said he’s glad he didn’t give any to the kids. We then
heard Steve Diaco’s bumper, Bubba said Steve needs the people of
Florida to help him out with something. Steve said the Governor
appointed him the head of the express way authority, he said out of
nowhere, the Senate screwed Tampa out of $69,000,000, he said they
have to pay a debt, he said they paid back $100,000,000 in eighteen
months. Bubba said Brent has been doing some history on JD Alexander,
Brent said this is the guy who screwed the cops out of money, Steve
said the guy has also forced the university of South Florida medicine
program to go someplace else. Bubba read an article saying Alexander
asked to get the sixty-nine million dollars, to put the transportation
authority out of business. Steve said Rich’s career may be over for
doing the right thing, he said they need a call to action, Bubba said
it’s sickening that you can get these guys who become God like, he
said this isn’t the way you’re supposed to represent your people, he
then read some more about JD Alexander. Steve that’s an editorial, he
said for them to take such an aggressive stand is telling, he then
told people about Jeff Adwater, 850-487-5229, he asked that the people
call up and say they disagree, he said they’re just using their power.
Bubba thinks this is the GOP’s way to get back at Charlie, Steve asked
that you call Jeff and tell him to stop being corrupted. We then heard
the tymbal for Rich Glorioso, Steve said the media knows Bubba is
covering this. Bubba said he’ll have everything up on BTLS.com, the
number is 850-487-5229; Steve said they were in the middle of a board
meeting when they found out. Josh said he just called the number, he
got shooed away. Jay in Tampa said he just called, he got the same
information, Brent said the guy already has his mind made up. Rich
said he called; only to get hung up on, Steve said if the bubba Army
keeps calling, it’ll make them aware that people are frustrated by
this. Bubba said Brent will have all the information you need, Spice
said he tried calling, only to get voicemail. Billy said he heard the
interview with Mindy yesterday, he said he was born on 6/17/66, Bubba
wanted to make sure that it was truly him, Billy said Randy Bernet is
a friend of his, he referenced Randy’s call from yesterday, he said if
he was to read all the stuff he’s read, he said the charge went away
with lack of evidence. Bubba asked him about the kids, Billy said he’s
got five kids with five different women, Bubba said on the surface
that’s not cool, he said it screams of white trash, he asked him if he
believes in birth control, Billy said he’s happy to have all five of
his children, he said he did get charged with attempted murder, he
said he had to do 26 weeks of anger management, he said Mindy insults
everyone she talks to, he said they were lit most of the time. Bubba
asked what they did, Billy said he liked alcohol and Zanex, he said
Mindy liked oxy, he said while they were in Tampa, they were on
Ecstasy for two and a half days, by the time they got to his Mom’s
house, they were at each other’s throats, he said she has a mouth that
could stop a train, he said at his sister’s house, Mindy and her
almost got into a fist fight, Bubba thinks the booty had to be
unbelievable, Billy said she’s really good. Bubba asked how crazy
would they get, Billy said they’re heavy pill poppers and drinkers.
Spice asked him about Indian Rocks Beach, he asked him if he hit her,
Billy said no, he said he’d never punch a woman. Spice asked about the
punch marks, Billy said she tried to commit suicide, Billy said he
never punched her, the guys cracked when he say they got slappy. Spice
asked how many times did he slap her, Billy said two. Bubba wondered
how freaky was the sex, Billy said she was in her prime; he said she
liked him on top. Spice asked if he cheated on his wife with Mindy,
Billy said they were legally separated, he said she’s not allowed to
see their child, he said the state took the kid away from her, bubba
said he’s never heard of that, he said he’s heard Billy has never paid
child support, he said she hasn’t seen him, he said she’ll do anything
to make him seem like the bad guy. Spice said they’ve got a call on
line 9. Dennis Rodman was on, yelling if Bubba was ready, Spice told
them they’re on the air, Dennis had his radio up, Spice told him to
turn it down, Dennis said he was celebrating, Manson cracked up at
this, Bubba thinks he’s freaking out. Bubba asked about Mindy, Dennis
said there’s a homeless guy who looks like Jimmi Hendrix; Spice thinks
maybe Denis can’t shed any light. Denis said Mindy screwed up. Bubba
asked Rodman what he’s doing now, Denis said having sex. Bubba asked
him what he’s doing in Miami; Denis said he loves Bubba for helping
Hogan. Bubba asked Denis what he was rehabbing off of, Spice said it
was a court order, Denis said he was the only sane guy on the TV show.
Bubba asked if Mindy was looking good, Denis asked how Bubba’s wife
is. Bubba asked for Denis to do his white Dj thing, Spice said he
likes Billy a little more. Bubba asked Denis who he likes in the
playoffs; Denis said he has to come to him. Bubba asked Denis who he
likes in the playoffs, Denis said hopefully no one. Bubba asked Denis
his thoughts on Dwight Howard, Denis said he’s black, he told Bubba
he’s a cool guy, the guys cracked up Denis talking. Bubba asked Denis
how well was Larry Byrd, Denis said Larry is the only white guy he
knows that plays the game well, he said he does his job. Spice asked
Denis to say “People of Earth”, Denis said if you go to Tampa, Bubba
was cracking up at him; Spice was laughing his ass off. Bubba thinks
Denis is attracted to him, Spice hopes he was kidding about driving
his car. Denis said Bubba does a good job, Bubba thinks he’s coocoo
for cocoa puffs, Manson said he gets it for about seven seconds, Bubba
told Spice to get Billy McKnight’s number, he then proposed they have
Denis Rodman do therapy, Spice said no. Terry said he called the
number, he was put on hold and called another number, the guy said
nothing will change. Bubba went to Kevin Harvick, Spice congratulated
him on the win, Bubba said it was a bad ass race, he asked what Kevin
thought when he saw the flag, Kevin said he told himself to keep
behind the car. Bubba asked Kevin if he’s nervous, Kevin said it was
the spot they were wanting to be in. Bubba said what if it was
reversed, where Kevin was in Mcmury’s place, Kevin said the biggest
thing was when he got loose, he said when you make that one move,
you’ll want to time it just right. Bubba asked if the guy did a lot of
rear-view driving, Kevin said yes. Bubba asked if Kevin gave the guy
the side draft, Kevin said yes. Bubba asked what happened to Smoke;
Kevin said he got stuck on the wrong side of the shuffle. Bubba asked
about having to go to Pensky, Kevin said you have mixed emotions.
Bubba asked how long did the party go, Kevin said they took three
pictures in Victory lane, he said he had to drive again. Bubba said he
had people calling him after Kevin’s last appearance (March 17, 2010),
he said he wouldn’t hang Kevin out to dry. Bubba asked about the
re-paving of Daytona, Kevin said it sucks, he said he likes to do
other things; he said it’s fun to do the nationwide stuff. Bubba
thinks Kevin has a fetish with goe-carts, he joked he has 37 of them;
he then told him he needs to be with Tony Stewart. Kevin asked how
captain Thunder got his name, Bubba said he knows a lot about NASCAR,
he then asked Kevin if he’s gotten an early tour of the hall of fame,
Kevin said no, as it’s closed off. Bubba asked about the four-tire
change, Kevin said he likes it. Bubba thinks Kevin has never run the
all-star race, Kevin said he won it once in 2007. Bubba said he had
Jimmy Hunter on the show a few months ago, he proposed they take ten
races, and shorten them by ten miles (October 6, 2009). Bubba asked
about Jimmy Johnson and Jeff Gordon feuding, Kevin said it’s great to
see Jeff mad, he said Jeff would punch you in the mouth. Bubba said
they had Denis Rodman on the show earlier, we then heard the clip of
Rodman talking about the Johnson/Gordon feud, Bubba was cracking up at
the replay. Kevin said wow to the clip, the guys cracked up at that,
Bubba said he’s tired of the 48 car. Kevin said smoke is mad that he
can’t make it to the Prelude to the Dream; he said he didn’t know how
to do anything when he first got into a car. Spice asked him about F1
racing, Bubba thinks Kevin would school everyone there, Kevin said you
should see Jeff Gordon’s F1 driving footage, he said the guys train 20
hours a week. Spice asked what a driver’s workout is, Kevin said he
does cardio. Spice asked him if he did Yoga, Kevin said he tried it
once, Bubba said Yoga is for homos, he then asked Kevin what he’s at,
Kevin said he’s in second. Bubba thinks Tony is mad because he’s 14th,
Kevin said he loves coming on the show, bubba thinks Kevin is in
Edwards’s head. Bubba thanked him for coming on; Ned said he could
take him or leave him. Bubba asked Ned who he likes, Ned said he likes
Reutimann and smoke, he said he jumped off the Dale Earnehart Jr
wagon; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges on May 22, then into “it’s A Racing Deal” from “bubba show
classics Vol. 10”, track 10. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Porter phone calls

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada on
August 14. Bubba thinks Miller has the worst taste in music ever. We
then heard a clip, where Bubba asked Porter if he just wants to
counter program, Porter said Bubba is coming up with stuff like Green
Milk challenge, he said he’ll be in Lakeland, Bubba said Porter will
have the microphone in about ten minutes. Ned wondered why he has to
deal with this jobber, Spice thinks Ned is just getting out of work
early, Bubba said if he comes back to take control the show, he should
be there. Porter said the guys are a bunch of nose pickers, Bubba told
Spice to be the silent board op, Bubba said everyone should leave, he
thinks Brent should be in just for the Tucker situation. Spice said he
has places to be. We then heard a clip, where Porter is discussing the
nation of Islam, Porter called Brent a shinehead. We then heard the
clip from last week’s show, where Bubba challenges Porter to come in.
Spice said they should make it fast, Bubba told the guys where to be;
he said it’s going to be horrible; they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 7 – Porter in studio, Tucker Carlson calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army news
letter. Porter came on saying that people aren’t ready for him, he
said Spice pounded him on the emails with what he could and couldn’t
say, he said he wakes up, and it’s like a bad Brad Garret commercial,
he said he’s traveled all over the world, he said one of the lowest
points is doing the show, he said he was baring gifts, he said he has
stuff from everyone, he called Pantera Pandora, he said he was looking
forward to meeting everyone, he said one of his return emails was that
it was a huge risk putting him on the air, he called the listeners
nose picking, knuckle draggers, he said the people of other places
can’t appreciate the Tampa air, he said he knows the bubba Army guys
are cutting lawns, he said he knows people are listening to Bubba’s
Army, he asked that they not blow the clip ins into the street, he
said he’s a Florida native, he then goofed on a lawn guy talking with
a customer, he said the lawn guys leave a punctuation mark of idiocy.
Tucker Carlson came on, he asked him how hosting a show is, Porter
said he’s built for speed, he said he’s an audio cat, he said he got
pigeon holed, he said no one has had the balls to tell him to host a
show. Tucker said he was trying to follow what he was saying; he asked
how he ended up doing that. Porter said he loves bubba, he said he’s
hear as a he has a good set of ears, he said the whole thing has been
a set up, he said he’s been jacking around with the guys for many
years, he said they know it, he said they knew what they heard, he
said he’s a listener, Tucker thinks he’s a talker. Porter said the
thing that got him here was the ability to listen to people, Tucker
asked him if he’s aware of what he’s saying, Porter said yes, he said
he’s not jacked up, he said he’s on some stuff that a horse would
choke down, he said ten days ago, he was bleeding from the inside, he
said he’s off his game, he said he knew that if he was to call in, he
said he was given a half hour. Tucker thinks he doesn’t have much
longer in the world, Porter said he doesn’t have long here, he thinks
Carlson is Swedish for ray of sunshine, he said when he first got
started with the guys, he called in recovering from a heart attack at
age 38, he said it was on a red-headed Scorpio, he said he’s
comfortable with people, he said he’s put wireless mics on everyone,
he said he’s able to cross these paths, he said he’s a simple man, an
uncomplicated dude, he said he knows people are talking smack about
him, he thinks he’ll burst into acid, he said he loves his daughter,
he said bubba has a great love with his offspring, Tucker said this is
getting deep, he asked who Gene Lasker is. Porter said if you can’t
talk small around Gene, you’re in trouble, he said if Tucker was to
cross Gene, he’d be better off masturbating a mountain lion with a
handful of sand spurs, he said Lasker is a nice guy, Tucker said he
thought Lasker was a whinny little girl. Porter said Lasker is, he
said he’ll stay out of it, he thinks Gene is a better father than he
is, he said he’s never had Gene over to his house, he thinks Gene
earned Bubba’s respect years ago, he said he and bubba are like
brothers, he said he’s also into motor racing, he said he drag races
motor cycles, he said he’s a two time qualifier on NHRA in motor
cycles, he said there’s a respect factor. Tucker asked Porter about
what he does, Porter said he’s worked for about twenty years, he said
he was asked to do a ten count, he said he would say stuff, he said
from down in the truck you’d hear something, he said no one points out
talent. Tucker asked if he’s Indian, Porter said it depends on where
he goes, he said was insulted by Bubba when he said Porter just wants
to hear himself on the radio, Tucker thinks Porter is referring to
himself in the third person. Porter said when he grew up, it wasn’t a
red state, Tucker asked him if he had a stroke, Porter said Cuba looks
better to him every day. Tucker thinks this is Bubba, he said it’s a
funny joke, Porter told Tucker to follow the bouncing ball, he said he
didn’t like when bubba told him he just wants to hear himself on the
radio, Tucker thinks that’s the case, Porter said it’s not accurate.
Porter said he knows that Fox News is the big thing, he said he
doesn’t call to hear himself on the radio, he said it’s about the
reaction, he said the bubba Army are knuckle dragging nose pickers, he
said he delivered boats to people in a past life, he told Tucker he’s
part of the grilling, he said bubba isn’t the reason why he calls into
radio shows, he said he calls shows in all 48 states, he said the
phone board lights up when he’s on, and they don’t know how to handle
him, he said it’s the ears, he then told Tucker about Bubbapalooza,
tucker said he’s mocking everything true and holy. Porter asked tucker
his problem with Canada, Tucker said everyone in Canada would run if
they could. Tucker said he’s sick of his Country, he said he’s sick of
Florida, he said the guys aren’t from Florida, he said he wonders how
cracker got a negative light, he said it’s just cattle driving. We
then heard the bell, Porter said he had to go; Tucker hung up a few
seconds later. We then heard “Baba O’riley” by The Who, Porter said
every ignored him, he said that he had more to talk about; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Callers give feedback on Porter, Dan Diaco calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba came on,
he said he’s never been in his office and wanted to take over the
show, Manson thanked him for letting him leave. Bubba thinks the guy
could be decent, if he could sit down and shut up, he told him to slow
down, Manson thinks Tucker didn’t’ say five words, bubba said he liked
Spice’s comment on Twitter, Manson told him to follow the bouncing
ball. Bubba said it shows you that just because you’re a frequent
caller, doesn’t mean that once you have the microphone you’ll be good,
Manson said he was disappointed, Brent asked him what he has to say
now; Ned said he struck out with the bat on the shoulder. Bubba said
you have to communicate, he said he has to flip into a different mode
at times, he said it takes a long time to hone your craft, he thinks
it’s one of the better callers over the years, he said it proves it’s
hard to communicate. Justin in t. Meyers said if the guy ever comes
back on, he won’t listen, he said the guy was talking at Tucker, he
said the guy had nothing positive to say. Bubba said he has to program
the show, Justin said Bubba is the audience’s voice, Bubba said you
can talk about stuff that drives you nuts, provided that it’s
relatable. Tommy in Lakeland said listening to that guy was like
staring at an ocean of piss and fail, Bubba said the guy has a little
more radio savvy, Spice said most people would frees up. Jill said he
didn’t have great content, she said all he did was talk about himself;
she said she pictures him being alone in the dark smoking cigarettes.
Bubba said he messes a lot of words up, he said he’s an average dude,
he hopes this shows porter that it’s a lot harder than he thinks. Jill
said that when she called, she said she wanted to stick him in the
eyes. Tony said he did well as far as not freezing up; he thinks there
might be a little bit of potential, Bubba thinks he’s better calling
in to radio shows. Andre told bubba not to ever do that again, bubba
had to dump him. Dan said the segment was hilarious, he said it was
great to hear him try to cut down the Bubba Army. Manson said he had a
great opportunity when Tucker mentioned obama. We then heard Dr. Dan
Diaco’s bumper, Dan said porter did a great job, he then said he
sucked. Bubba said that would be like Dan giving someone a blade and
telling them to do it. Dan said porter is intelligent, but he didn’t
have the delivery, he said it takes a lot of elements, he said it was
the most horrendous interview ever, bubba told Brent to call him and
apologize for that happening, Dan thinks maybe Porter will bleed to
death today, he said he’d just walk away, he said he’d just say it’s
not him. Bubba said he was coming in for a facial, Dan asked if it was
a ned facial, this had the guys cracking up, Dan said he had to at
least make one joke. Bubba said Spice got him interested in facials,
Dan said it’s anywhere from fifty to two hundred bucs. Spice said some
guys think taking care of your skin is gay, he said there’s no shame
in getting one, Dan said a lot of people are getting skin cancer,
Bubba thanked Dan for all he’s done with the Summer Mole situation.
Spice said it’s cool to peel off the bad layer of skin, Bubba asked
about the laser he has, Dan said when he’s restructuring the face, he
said that stuff kills the bad skin. Bubba asked if the laser hurts,
Dan said no, he said they numb the face up with some cream, he said
after a couple of days, your skin looks better. Bubba proposes they do
a laser procedure for Mother’s day, he said no matter how clean you
are, you’ll alwayshave some black heads, Spice said it’s kind of weird
having a girl pop your zits, he said you feel refreshed afterwards.
Tim said Porter was tolerable, he said the guy was left with his own
devices, Bubba said you don’t have guys helping you out, Spice said
Tucker is a perfect guy to bounce topics off of. Jeff said his
comments about grass clippings didn’t make sense; at least he didn’t
talk about facials. Jim said porter and Tucker were hilarious, Bubba
said he wanted to come in there and bash him silly. Eric said he
thought he was good for not having the ability to take phone calls,
bubba said he had the ability to take phone calls. Eric said he did a
good job with content, Bubba told the guy that he should’ve
established to the listeners who he is, he said Porter won’t be
hosting a best of show, he then asked for someone to tape Cowhead’s
show, Dave said he’ll do it, they then ended the show a few seconds
later.