Friday, April 30, 2010


FM Show

Segment 1 – The guys are tired of people

The show started off with audio of The Rays winning, then into some
Beastie Boys as bumper music. Bubba said he was scrambling, he doesn’t
like how everything in his inbox has been hate, Spice said people
think that since they’re in his world, they can do anything, he said
that the pool guy got fired, he wants them to stick up for him, Bubba
said he’s the one who said he has a key to his house, Spice said he’s
tired of forgiving. Bubba recapped last night’s Rays game, Spice
thinks the score will be like a football game one of these days. They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Birthdays, emails, corpse displayed on a motorcycle

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into Tom Jones’s “It’s Not Unusual” as bumper music. Bubba
said the music was provided by Hammil, he said he likes this. Hilary
in Vermont said she’s in the hospital, she got hooked on pills, Ned
asked if it’s a sex change, Hilary said she smoked a lot. Spice asked
her how much pain medication was she on, Hilary said her doctor had
her on twelve Oxy Codones a day, Ned asked for the doctor’s name.
Manson said that he read about some acid that will cure you of all
drugs, you trip for 33 hours. Bubba picked the music for next week.

1.      Monday – Jabberjaw
2.      Tuesday – Manson
3.      Wednesday – Carl
4.      Thursday – Brent
5.      Friday – Spice

Spice said this is like a lame lottery, Bubba thinks Dave is the only
guy writing this down, he said it’s feast or famine with birthdays, he
said “ghost Busters” was the first time he fingered a girl, at the
lake theatre in Warsaw, Ned said he’ll have a bucket with no popcorn,
just butter. Bubba said there’s a good chance they’ll have Aaron
Rogers on the show next week, he thinks Farve has one year left, he
thinks he’ll be in TV, he thinks he’s turning into Manson, Manson said
Bubba used to complain about vacation, Brent thinks Bubba is enjoying
his life now, Bubba thinks he’s on the cool level of the guys, he said
if he had some land, he wouldn’t want to be here. The first email of
the day said there’s no money in a cure for hurpies; Manson said the
guy is dead on. Spice said every year, they say that they’re closer to
a cure, but it never happens. Manson wonders how much money does
cancer treatment make, Brent said it’s in the millions. Another
emailer said Howard found Porter compelling, the emailer called Bubba
a jackass. Another emailer asked if they need to register twice for
bikes for Badges, Bubba said no, just once. Another emailer asked when
Bubba Raw 5 will be out; Spice said they’re working on it. Mike in
Chicago asked how the legend of Warsaw is; Bubba said he’s not a
legend. Mike asked about Bubbapalooza in New Orleans, Bubba said
they’ll have tickets for that show around June. Carl in Canada, Bubba
liked the phone the guy was on; Carl said the Canadian fans will show
him the love a little later on today. Bubba asked Spice how many
tickets will sell in about two hours, Spice guessed around 2500. Carl
suggested they get Pagan Potheads, Manson said they’ll do it, Brent
said University of Calgary is perfect. Bubba said if they sell out,
they’ll get it, he said the Canadians are loyal. Carl asked if they
really sold the hotel out, Bubba said there’s 24 rooms left for Friday
and Saturday, he said the place across the street has offered up some
space, Carl said the ball room will be packed for the Meet and Greet.
Bubba said Ned is really excited, Ned said if he dies, they can put
his corpse on stage. Bubba read that a funeral home displayed some
guy’s corpse on a motor cycle, Spice said it looks old school, Manson
said it looks like a crotch rocket, he wonders if they were fighting
against the clock before the guy got stiff. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Twenty-five Cent and
tom the Treeman at a Bull riding contest tomorrow, then into some Tom
Petty as bumper music. Bubba plugged the latest stuff on BubbaRaw.com,
he said they’ll be footage of Brent and Manson doing the Pagan
potheads tour, he then went over the sponsors for bikes For Badges, he
said WWE provided some stuff for the charity, Brent said it’s four
ringside seats, and some other stuff, he then said Spice sent him the
video of the guy on the bike, he cracked up at it, Spice said he
couldn’t do that, he said he’d start up the bike, Ned said he’d do it,
Bubba is convinced the funeral home looks like a market. We then heard
a clip of Rubio talking, Bubba said Charlie announced being an
independent, Manson said it’s turned into a what have you done for me
lately party, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba said Manson
is on point with his commentary, he said getting rid of senate bill
six just solidifies what Charlie does, he then read Rubio’s statement
about Crist switching to an Independent, he said he considers everyone
in the room a Republican, he said both parties want more Government,
we then heard the clip Bubba played earlier, Bubba said he didn’t like
Rubio’s grin at the end, he’s bummed out that they cut the grin, he
said he almost spit up his Lucky Charms, he said he’s turning into the
guy who talks back to the T, he then read some comments from people
about Charlie’s decision. James said he’s a diehard Republican, he
said it’s time to stop voting for parties, but rather for purpose.
James came on, saying he appreciates what they do; he asked if he
donates money, will he have the right to complain, Brent said you’ll
get your money back. Bubba said Jeff Ireland has been apologizing for
his question to Dez Bryant, where he asked if Bryant’s Mother was a
prostitute. Bubba read that Bryant’s Mother was arrested when he was
younger, he wonders why that question was asked, Manson said they
should’ve phrased it a different way, Brent said the guy went to the
Cowboys. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Dolphin player on protection, Steve Diaco calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba thanked
WWE for providing the stuff for bikes for Badges, Spice said they’ve
got an interesting call, Bubba asked Brent to verify this guy, Brent
said he’ll do it in two minutes, Bubba isn’t sure how valid the call
is. Bubba took a call from a woman who said she’s been listening to
the show for a few weeks, she said the whole Rubio thing has had her
so mad, she asked why people are following him, Bubba said Rubio is
like Obama. Brent said the guy is real, Bubba went to the guy a few
seconds later, the guy had some music on. Bubba thanked him for
knowing his name, the guy said he loves the show, he said the
situation smells fowl, Bubba said he doesn’t want the guy to be upset
with Brent’s questions, the guy said it’s all good, he said he’s been
there for a while. Bubba asked him about the Jeff Ireland situation,
the guy said when it comes to Mr. Ireland, he said he’s one of those
guys you don’t want to know, he said the guy has been known to ask
stupid questions, he said Ireland is just a cracker in a suit. Bubba
asked about Parcells, the guy said he’s a whole different ball game.
Bubba asked what the other players think of him, the guy said for the
most part he’s liked, Bubba said that’s a guy you should respect, he
asked the guy if Ireland should’ve asked that, the guy said Bryant
will be a problem player. Bubba asked if he’s ever been in other
cities, the guy said yes. Bubba asked if Miami is a tough town, the
guy said yes, even if you’re a rooky, the guy joked that Brent asked
him questions like he was Jeff Ireland, he thinks Ireland is racist.
Bubba asked him if he focused on the draft, the guy said a little, he
said they got that guy from Pen State, Brent said the Jones guy from
Georgia is a great guy. Bubba asked about Ricky Williams, he said he
has respect for the guy, the guy said Ricky is the OG. Bubba thanked
him for calling in, the guy said he respects the organization, he
thinks what they did to Zach Thomas was dirty. Ned said he knows who
that was, he thinks it’s the punter Brandon Fields, Brent said we can
rule him out, he thinks Ned is just imagine stuff. Bubba asked what
level was he on, Brent said level 2, Bubba said it’s cool to know one
of the Dolphins listens to the show, Manson wonders who the biggest
celebrity is to listen to the show, Brent said David Arquette, Bubba
wonders if tiger has ever listened to the show. Steven diaco came on,
Bubba thinks they won’t get credit for the express way deal surviving;
Steve said he’s calling to thank the Bubba Army for bringing this to
light, he said there’s a buzz politically. Bubba said if you start
with Lunsford and go on from there, Steve said one of the Candidates
(October 13, 2009), Steve said he can’t even list all the things the
show has done over the years; bubba is convinced Eric Duggins has a
poison pen. Steve said it’s theatre of the mind, he said when big
Political names call into the show, he said the ones that won’t go on
have something to hide, he said bubba has no problem saying no to
something, Manson sarcastically said that Bubba is a dick for standing
by his friends, Brent said they editorialize. Steve said he’s
Catholic, he said it hurts to hear the guys attack the church, it
hurts, but Bubba does have a voice. Bubba said the people have just
saved $50,000,000, he thanked them for calling the Politicians and
bugging them, he said what they’ve done with the Catholic Church,
hurts less than what the Altar boys go through. We then heard “Thank
God I’m An Altar Boy”, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Ned’s new bit, Ken Block from Sister Hazel calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS newsletter,
then into Johnny Cash’s “Folsom Prison Blues” as bumper music. Bubba
said they need to do the Super Mexican Olympics, Spice said no one is
reading Eric’s blog, Manson said he wishes Quattro would come back.
Bubba said if you’ve participated before, you can come back. Bear said
a few weeks ago, Bubba raised some money for the foundation; Bubba
said none of the money went to him. Quattro came on, he said he’s been
waiting all year, Spice said dose won it two years in a row, Quattro
said he got third place. Bubba said Ned gave him a song yesterday, Ned
said it’s “those Fucking Mexicans to To Go”, he said they have no
constitutional rights. The song parodies “Mexican Radio” by Wall of
Voodoo, Bubba chided Ned for some of the lyrics; Ned said he’s
stirring up some crap. Bubba said Ken block will be on in about ten
minutes, Spice thinks Mike heard it on the show. We then heard a news
clip about that, Bubba said it’s going to salaries. We then heard a
clip from March 25, 2010, where Spice attempted to call the
foundation, but got chucked to the weeds. Bubba said if Terry
Schiavo’s ad died, the money will go up, he thinks that they should’ve
dug up Terry for some information, he wonders who is answering the
phones, as his screen said Dan. We then heard some Sister Hazel, Ken
came on saying he didn’t climb his way to celebrity status to be
called Dan, he joked Dan is like the fifth Beatle, he said they’re at
the Ritz, Bubba said they’re touring whores. Spice said Ken’s wife
made him scale back the tours, Ken said he’s never going to look back
and say that he’d wish he did another show, Bubba figured Ken’ wife is
horny. Ken said she’s a writer, he said she drew the very first flier
to get people interested in the band. Bubba asked if they’ve always
had the same guys, Ken said they had one guitarist and a drummer, he
said firing people is the worst, Bubba said he loves that, Ken thinks
bubba could be the firer, Bubba said he could do that as the encore.
Ken said they had a black guy with them, the guy said his parents were
in town. Bubba asked about lyrics for Life, Ken said they’ve done rock
Vote about ten times, he said it’s a great community of people. Spice
asked if Ken had voice surgery, Ken said he had sinus surgery, he said
it’ll be gross, bubba said they don’t mind. Ken said he feels better
now, he said when he gets sick, he’s over it. Bubba asked if they have
a new album, Ken said they’ve got a new record coming out in September
or October. Spice wonders if the guys get free stuff when in
Gainesville, Ken said people are nice there, he said there’s two parts
to Gainesville:

1.      the college kind
2.      Those who grew up there.

1.      Bubba asked how many followers do they have on Twitter, Ken said
about three quarters of a million followers, he said it’s all about
making sure the community. Spice said he talked to Ken about OAR, ken
said they’re kind of more ray gay, he said they have a good following,
he said their manager was a music promoter. Bubba asked about Paper
Tongues, Ken said he’s never heard of them, Spice said he’ll send him
some tracks, he asked him who they really like, ken said it’s hard for
him, he said he ends up jumping out, he said Lady Gaga has done a job,
he said she’s made people forget about Madonna, he said he’s not
interested in the music about dancing. Manson said she said that she
plays stupid electronic stuff to be played in clubs; Ken said she’s on
the pulse with stuff like that. Spice asked Ken who he doesn’t like,
Ken said most of the people they come across are nice, he said every
so often, he said he knows Richard Marx, Bubba said he has a whole new
appreciation for him. Ken said he didn’t know anything about him,
other than the hair style, Bubba asked the guys to get the audio of
Richard doing “Staying Alive”, Ken said Richard is a funny guy. Bubba
asked ken if he could do the falsetto, we then heard the clip of
Richard doing “staying Alive” from March 19, 2010. Ken said that was
rockin’, Manson said he called out Henry Rollins, Bubba said he also
called out john mayor, Ken said he’ll turn all his artist venting over
to Richard Marx. We then heard Richard’s “Nobody Loves John Mayor as
Much as John Mayor”, ken cracked up at it, saying it was clever stuff.
Bubba asked if he’d like to offer some stuff over the phone, Ken said
John has a heck of a run, he said John wrote the song “Your Body Is A
wonder Land” and sent it to them, he said some guys have bad
experiences, Bubba said the guys need to come back and see them. Bubba
thanked him for coming on, ken said it was a great time, we then heard
some Sister Hazel going into commercials.

Segment 6 – Hogan on the View

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into sister hazel’s studio performance of “All for You”
from July 6, 2007. Spice said they’re good dudes and big supporters of
the show. We then heard a clip of Rodman talking to Dr. Drew about
leaving to go to a party, Bubba said that would be like him at a fat
farm, only to say he’s leaving to attend a buffet, the guys were
cracking up at the clip, Bubba thinks he’s genius. We then heard the
clip of Rodman talking about NASCAR. Bubba said that Spice’s phone is
going nuts over the Miami Dolphin call from earlier; he thinks they
should play it before they leave. We then heard a clip of Hogan on The
view, Brent said he heard Hogan’s appearance on Howard’s show, he said
it’s hard to say, Spice said it’s not a big deal, Brent said he
didn’t’ really know what he was talking about it, he said it’s not a
big deal, Bubba thinks Hogan was checking out Jennifer’s ass. We then
heard “me and Hogan” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 1”, track 21,
“Bubba Show classics Vol. 5”, track 17, and “the Todd Clem Project”
disc 2, track 16. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Miami dolphin caller replay

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for bubba’s appearance at
Lumber Liquidators on May 8. Bubba thinks Hammil is pandering to him
with the music, he said he’s gotten a bunch of emails from people who
have asked about the Dolphins caller from earlier in the show, he said
they didn’t ask for a player’s perspective on it, we then heard the
call from earlier. Bubba thanked the guy for calling, he then asked
Ned when they’ll do his song, he said it’s a parody of Train, Bu8bba
said it used to be Holly’s favorite band, Ned said his song is “Crack
Hoe sister”, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – No Net Ned

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS newsletter,
then into some Elvis as bumper music, bubba sang along with the song a
little, he said he’s not being racial when he says “colored Girls”.
Bubba said Ned we’ll be doing his song now, he then ran ned through
the settings, Ned joked he was the punter from the Dolphins, Bubba
said he can’t take him seriously, ned said he’s fantasing about
himself, Spice said this was getting creepy, ned thinks people are
tuning out, he then said some stuff in CB, he then was on his setting,
he thinks Bubba should invest in some more reverb. We then heard the
song, where Ned sings about a girl he’s in love with, she turns out to
be a crack hoe. Bubba briefly admonished Ned for messing up. We then
heard a dinging; Ned said that’s why it’s called Ned with no net,
saying he fell off the wire, but climbed back up. Bubba ran Ned
through some settings, Ned as the black guy said he was good, he said
he found Dwight Howard. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Ned as a black guy, Keith Bryant

The show started off with Ned ranting about showing an image of
Muhammad, he said he’ll paint one with his tongue, he said “Fuck
Muhammad”, adding that he’s queer, he said he raped Muhammad, he said
Muslims are little boy butt fuckers, he told them to use the image of
his testicals on Muhammad’s face. We then heard “Juicey” as bumper
music, Bubba thinks that’s his new favorite segment, Ned said he’s
never met Jeff Patterson, Bubba said he liked the segment where Ned
was acting like a black guy, he put ned through the setting, Ned said
he was turning himself on, Bubba thinks Jeff would sound like that, he
thinks Ned likes to hear himself talk, ned said he would love to get a
red hot rod up his ass, he said Tony Stewart is jacking off, Bubba
cracked up, ned thinks smoke is doing a burnout with his dick, he said
he killed Mattie Yokem, Bubba recapped what ned had going on, the guys
were cracking up at all this, he then asked Spice to recap the
situation, Ned said check, he then chided Spice for not paying
attention, he said that Spice is counter programming Ned’s sexual
fantasy. Brent thinks he has about 90% of it, he then recapped it,
Bubba told him to not mess it up, Ned then recreated how he’d yell at
Juan Pablo if he had a gun to his head, and told him to shit on his
chest. Bubba thinks Ned would be a gay racist, Spice cracked up at
that, Brent said it’s probably out there. Spice as Lasker asked to be
included, Ned said he has a dildo on the top of his head, Gene Lasker
is facedown, the dildo goes up Lasker’s ass, while Lasker tells racist
jokes. Ned said Dale Earnehart SR is circling around the RV, Dale
crashes through the RV and kills everyone, he then said Dale would
fuck him up the ass, bubba told him to stop, Brent thinks he’s over
the line. We then heard “Riding with A legend”, Bubba thinks Ned could
parody the song, Spice said some stuff, Ned said he likes the idea.
Bubba asked for Spice to do a search on the song to see how many
copies it sold, Brent said the song doesn’t even make sense, ned said
it didn’t have to, as it’s Dale Senior, Bubba stopped and started the
song to comment. Spice said he’s got Keith Bryant on the show, Keith
came on, Spice said it wasn’t that hard to find him. Keith said he
didn’t write the song, bubba said he has some problems with it, Keith
was cracking up at Bubba’s commentary, he said the song did very well,
he said the numbers were good, he said he plays a lot. Bubba asked him
to give them a live version, Keith said he did all of the infield
parties, Ned thinks he has a tin can of money. Keith thanked the guys
for playing the song, Bubba thanked him for coming on, he said he’s
not sure if it was truly him. Ned was back on protection, Spice was
cracking up during all this, Bubba said the song is laced with
homosexual stuff, the guys cracked up at the situation, Bubba thinks
Ned has been an entertainer today, Ned said he’d like to start
drinking at home. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Christ Puncher calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba asked Ned to give him a check, he then went over some
birthdays, he said that Larry Byrd hates Isiah Thomas. We then heard a
clip from earlier in today’s show, where the guys predict that they’ll
sell out. Bubba said he’s been told that, the Westin has 24 rooms for
Friday and Saturday night, he said some groups canceled once they
found out the bubba Army would be around. Daniel in California asked
if Bubba will bring Bubbapalooza or pagan and Potheads, Bubba said
they need to hit that place, he thinks pagan and Potheads will be
after anything, Daniel said he listens to them every day. We then
heard Christ Puncher’s bumper, Christ Puncher asked if Bubba called
Awesome Kong the N word, Bubba said he didn’t say that, he asked what
was going on, he then recapped what happened, Spice asked him if he’s
a cop. Christ Puncher asked what happened with the lawsuit, Brent
recapped what happened. Christ Puncher asked if Doug ever asked Bubba
for money, Bubba said he could care less what he has; Ned thinks its
20 questions. Christ Puncher asked if bubba would ever make up with
him, Bubba said no, he remembers when Doug was on the show (October 8,
2008). Bubba said what his Dad said hurt, he thinks everyone wants to
be accepted by their Dad. Christ puncher thinks the guys are
successful for not having normal relationships, Bubba said everyone
comes from a dysfunctional family, Manson said he’s on the outs with
his parents, the guys think Manson’s mom didn’t like it when he left.
Bubba recapped the guys’s history with their Dads; Ned thinks Bubba
would get punched in the mouth if he did stuff about Pe-pa. Bubba said
Jane hates him worse than he does, he said she used to ask for Doug to
buy nice stuff. Christ Puncher asked if bubba needed to donate a
kidney to Julia would he do it, bubba said yes. Bubba asked what movie
did Brent cry at, Brent said Fahrenheit 9/11, Manson said Field of
Dreams. Christ Puncher asked if bubba would go to Doug Clem’s funeral,
Bubba said maybe. Brent said it doesn’t’ go away; he said the VA
hospital called him to see his Dad, he declined the offer. Bubba said
Jane has never asked him for money. We then heard “Doug Clem Song”
from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 15. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Bababbooey calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada,
then into “those Fucking Mexicans Got to Go”. We then heard some tom
Jones as bumper music, ned said he realizes why women through their
panties on stage. JP in Canada asked why Bubba would put Porter on the
air, Bubba said he’s tired of explaining it, Spice said they were
proving a point, the guy said he’s about fifteen hours North of
Calgary, Bubba said he wouldn’t drive 18 hours to see Jesus, he asked
the guy if he booked a room, the guy said he’s got family in Calgary,
he’ll be staying with them. Bobcat said he didn’t like Ned’s comments
on Dale Earnhardt, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later, bubba said
he smashed the dump button like crazy. Manny in Jersey asked if the
guys ever watched a documentary on West Virginia, he said it was like
a family of Ned’s, he said it was a great movie. Sandy in Calgary came
on, Bubba thinks they’re messing up by having thirty-nine dollar
tickets. Bubba went over a track listing for Jessey James Dupree’s
album, he then explained to the guy how the meet and greet will go. We
then heard the song “When Moonshine and Dynamite collide”, Manson
wonders what the song is about, he thinks the track is wordy for a
song. We then heard “Just like a negro”, the guys cracked up at the
intro, Spice wondered what it’s about, Bubba backed it up to the part
where it was, the guys were cracking up at the song, Spice then goofed
on Jessey James’s voice, Manson joined in. Gary Dell ‘abate called in,
Bubba thinks Sour shoes does a great impersonation of him, Brent said
Gary is hard to impersonate. Bubba asked how Hogan was, Gary said he’s
become one of his favorite guests, he said Richard Christy was telling
stories about growing up, he said he heard Hogan talking about the
divorce, he said he knew a little about wrestling. Bubba asked Gary
who he doesn’t like as a guest, Gary said he doesn’t like it when
people give standard answers, Bubba said he liked Jessey Jane meeting
Buzz Aldrin, Gary hopes he’s not horny when he’s 83. Bubba asked who
wrote the book, Gary said he has a writer helping him out, he said the
guy is ESPN’s online betting expert, he said the guy has a tape
recorder and his laptop, bubba said he could never do that, Gary said
the book goes up to when he gets to NBC, he said Howard is doing good,
Brent said Howard was dicking around. Bubba thinks Sirius will
approach him first, he thinks before June or July, something will
happen, Gary said someone should’ve made the first step in January, he
thinks someone on the staff will run off. Bubba said if Sirius was
fare on the money, Howard will come back, Brent said it’s case by
case, Gary said this is the best staff he’s ever had. Bubba asked who
his best staff member is, Gary said he loves Will, he said the today
show has offices everywhere. Brent asked about Sal, Gary said Sal
couldn’t produce, he said he gets so insulted when someone tells him
they don’t do radio show, he said their radio show is bigger than any
other shows. Bubba asked how the book starts, Gary said he hates
reading a book about someone he likes, he said he grew up in a nutty
household, he said his Mom prepared him for the show. Bubba asked Gary
when he lost his virginity, Gary said he was 15, he said he can track
her down, he said he walked two and a half miles to have sex with her,
he said he’s hoping it goes to the number one list. Bubba wondered if
Jackie would come back, Gary said they should start with Artie, he
said they miss him, he said the show is different, Bubba thinks red
would kill Jackie. Gary said Howard has adapted without Artie, he said
they don’t need to fill the hole. Bubba asked him if he’s talked with
Artie, Gary said he talked to him a few weeks ago, he said he sounded
good, mentally he’s in a better place. Bubba told him to come down to
Florida, Brent said it’s cheaper to live in Florida than up North,
Bubba said he sits next to the pilot. Gary asked Bubba if he could
learn to fly, bubba said no, he doesn’t have time. Gary said his
Electrician is a big fan of Bubba’s show, he said it’s nice that
they’ve created a family with people at Sirius, Bubba said they’ve
always had Howard’s back. Gary said next week on the show, Michelle
Bombshell will be coming in, Bubba thanked him for coming on. Bubba
had the guy predict how many tickets they’d sell in a two hour window:

1.      Bubba – 2200
2.      Manson – 1500
3.      Brent – 3100
4.      Ned – 4000
5.      Spice – 2201

They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Bubba said tickets are on sale as we speak, he thinks you have to set
up an account with Ticket master, Spice said he’ll ask. Greg in Canada
said he’ll travel three and a half days to see the show, Brent said it
takes two and a half days to drive from Tampa to Los Angeles, he said
he’s done it. Bubba thinks if he traveled three and a half days, he’d
be board, Brent said Bubba would be bored by day one, but would turn
back. Greg said he was going through Richmond, Bubba said the whole
station is gone, he said he’s on line, Brent said it’s
ticketmaster.ca, he then directed Bubba around the page, Bubba said he
can hardly read the thing in the box, Brent said his wait period was
five minutes, Manson said it’s cool. Brent said if you don’t want to
wait on line, call 403-777-0000. Bubba said they sold 700 tickets in
six minutes, he asked for updates, Brent said that they could leave
America and go to Canada.
bubba thinks Russ would be a great car salesman, he ended up getting
section 28, seats 39 and 40, Brent said that means the 79 dollars are
gone, Brent said when Paul McCartney came to town, every ticket was
the same price. Spice said this is a DVD of Bubba high, Bubba thinks
he wasn’t close to hitting big dick in the parking lot, the guys
cracked up at the clip, Spice said bubba swerved over to him. Manson
as the Ferret said some stuff. Brian said he got some seats, row 13,
about three minutes in. ned thinks he’ll win his prediction, Bubba
said he’d almost suck Ned’s cock if it got to 4,000. Adam in BC said
he’ll be on a fary for two hours, then a 15 hour drive, Bubba thinks
it would be a letdown, Manson thinks that he’ll have to give a hand
job, ned told bubba his drunken monologues won’t cut it, they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Bubba’s daily sheet, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into some Johnny Cash as bumper music. Bubba said he just
found out they’ve got 2001 girls coming in today, he said it wasn’t on
his sheet, he said there was nothing on there, he asked how he’s
supposed to know, Brent said Bubba would have no way, he said he was
told he knew about it, Bubba shamed Spice for not telling him, Spice
said bubba knew about it. Bubba said there’s somethings on his list
that doesn’t happen, there’s never been anything on the list that
happens, he said they can do something, or it wouldn’t happen, he
asked Manson to chime in, Manson said if it’s not on the list, it
won’t happen. Spice said they talked about during the meeting, Spice
said he talked to Brent about it, he said he didn’t know Brent added
it on the sheet, he said it’s Friday, he said they’ve sold 2000
tickets, he said half of what they talk about in the meeting makes it
on the air, he then told Spice he was covering his ass, he thinks
Spice is blaming it on Brent, Brent said he’ll take the fall, Manson
said he didn’t know the protocol between those guys. Bubba wonders if
he’s supposed to be a mind reader, Spice said he doesn’t control the
sheet, he said he doesn’t want to bug bubba about stuff, he said he
thought bubba knew, Ned said it was his error, Brent said whoever
booked 2001 girls should’ve emailed him, Ned said he heard Bababbooey
was looking for a job. Brent said he got nine tickets to the show, he
said there’s 52 or 53 guys going, he’s not paying for these other
jabrones. Gary, the guy from The Shoot came on, he said he’s not doing
the show anymore, he said he’s coming from Calgary, he said if he gets
turned away, they’ll be hell to pay, he said he’ll be driving 36
hours, Bubba said he’s the only guy from the states to get tickets,
Gary said BubbaWrapUp got his tickets. Christy in Calgary said she got
front row tickets, Bubba asked her if she was first on, she said she
hit refresh and got them, she then described herself as 5 foot six,
130 pounds. Roberto said a calm Bubba going nuts on the staff is
great, Brent said he should be fired, Roberto said he’s going to
proceed with caution, he said Hogan doesn’t really have a big cock,
Bubba said it’s big, but not that big, Roberto asked which one tasted
better, bubba told him he would be banned for life, he hung up on him
a few seconds later, he said if anyone lets him on again, they’re
fired. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Bubba talks about Sirius

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada,
then into “Clem’s Creek – Ned’s Sex Dungeon”. Bubba said he wants to
talk about something, Brent said he feels like he got stabbed n the
gut, Bubba said he can’t talk about it on air, he said it just means
they won’t come back to Sirius, Brent said any company wouldn’t stand
behind you. We then heard the Price is Right music, Bubba said this
just proves that when they do an exclusive show, they don’t mess with
them, he said when they push the envelope, they get censored, Manson
said the battles would be daily after the show, Bubba said they’d just
get fucked with, he said they know their lines in regular radio, he
said they were always told words would never get you in trouble, Bubba
said he couldn’t responsibly say that he’d shoot the President, he
said he and Tim would be friends until they’re both in the ground, he
said some guy at Sirius has fucked with him over ridiculous stuff, he
said it’s sad, he wonders if they’re still on the air, he said he
never bus Howard, he thinks Howard should be notified about it, he
said these are just words, he said for having no rules, he gets told a
lot, he said they’ll make the money in regular radio for a show on the
internet, he said he gets the decision, but they’re not the
performers, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – No Net Ned

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into some Elvis as bumper music. Bubba asked for Ferret
to give him an update, he then said he got all the wind out of his
sales, he said they’ve got about 2315 tickets, Brent thinks he’ll hit
in right on the nose, bubba thinks Brent will win the $50, he then
said Ned needs to do his no net ned, we then heard “Soul sister”,
Bubba joked the 2001 girls could do bible passages, Manson said it was
cold, Bubba ran Ned through the settings, Ned yelled that they didn’t
sell any tickets, he then got to the setting he was looking for, Bubba
thinks Ned will get out of there, Ned said this pile of dog shit with
him is fine, he said he loves the Canadians, he then did his song
“Crack Hoe sister”, he messed up, he yelled fuck me a few times, he
said he’s bathing in his blood, Bubba messed with the settings, making
Ned sound hard to understand, Bubba zapped him a few times, ned said
he gets the point, Bubba said he couldn’t understand him. Ned said it
was too fuzzy, he thinks they’ve come full circle. We then heard a
promo for the 2001 girls to be in an eatable stripper thing. Spice
said they’ll have two girls dressed like human Sundays, Bubba thinks
Tim will shut it down, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – 2001 Girls visit

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into “867-5309” as bumper music. Bubba said they’re at
2400 tickets currently, he thinks all the $79 are out, Spice said he
could get one, which was about fifteen minutes ago, bubba thinks
they’ve got nine rooms left, he then asked for the girls to come in,
Shayla said she’s never been to the show, Spice said they look young
to him, bubba said think of how Jimmy must feel, Jimmy said he’s
divorced now. Shayla said she’s 23, kady said she’s 22, Fallan said
she’s four foot eleven. Bubba got a birthday card, Jimmy said it was a
gift card. Spice asked what the tattoo said, Fallan said “Sweet lips”,
Bubba said he liked her tits, Spice thinks she’s fucking with him, he
thinks she’ll do well in porn. Bubba asked Fallan if she has a
boyfriend, Fallan said no. Spice asked if they slept with an athlete,
Shayla said it was in Boston. Alexandra said she’s 18, Jimmy said she
signed her life away, Alexandra said she went to 2001 on her 18th
birthday, she said she made about $400 the first night. Bubba said if
you’re excited about stripping on your eighteenth, you must be
excited. Fallan said she turned eighteen in August, she said she made
$650, bubba thinks she likes getting fucked hard, Fallan said it was a
while ago, Spice as Deion said some stuff, he said she doesn’t know
what’s going on. Bubba aside if the guy she fucked was a regular,
Spice thinks she’s too innocent to be a stripper, Bubba isn’t sure how
well an eighteen year-old would be in bed, Fallan said that anal
hurts, Bubba said they’re trying to be supportive of each other,
Fallan said she and her friend were trashed on cocaine, Spice was
cracking up at all this, Fallan said she needs to get an eight ball,
Spice thinks she’s about 90 pounds, he asked her how she likes to
snort, Fallan said she does it with a straw, Jimmy said that there’s a
lot of cocaine whores. Bubba asked the older girls if they like
cocaine, Shayla said she likes it every so often, Bubba thinks Miller
should hang out with the girls, miller said the last time he did
cocaine was when the rays went to the world Series, he then said that
it was a waste of cocaine. Bubba thinks Fallan is a liar, Fallan said
she doesn’t do drugs. Bubba asked if the girls would fuck a guy for
some cocaine, Fallan said no, he asked Hammil what he’ll be doing,
Hammil said they’re doing a human Sunday, Spice proposes they just put
cocaine on the girls, hammil jokingly said he’ll go to his car. Jimmy
said they’ve added some stuff, including a shower cam. Brent said that
fourteen states have legalized marijuana, he said Florida will be
forced to legalize Marijuana. Spice thinks Shayla could do porn, he
then goofed on Shayla, saying she has a boyfriend named Pablo. Bubba
thinks Hammil looks creepy, he thinks he looks like a 60 year-old
Science teacher, Spice said he looks like the old neighbor in Family
Guy who tries to fuck Chris Griffin, bubba said they’re looking for a
big pussy pile, he then suggests whip cream on the pussy for a 69 face
fucking, Jimmy thinks bubba missed his calling. Bubba told the girls
what to do, he thinks it looks nice, the cream fell off, he thinks
Shayla has nice banana tits, he thinks Fallan has a bad attitude.
Spice asked for Twenty-five, Bubba told him to come in, Twenty-five
had a chocolate dick with him, Brent said it’s just chocolate, Jimmy
said it doesn’t match. Bubba asked for Shayla to give the chocolate
dildo some head, Twenty-five asked for some whip cream, Brent said the
cock was lighter than Twenty-five, Twenty-five asked for some ac
right, he said it’s head nigga. Bubba said he misses these days, Jimmy
said they’re in. Bubba asked for Shayla to get in the same position,
Shayla said it’s hard and solid. Spice asked Shayla to lick it and
talk some smack, Bubba thinks he’s a good director. Bubba asked her
how far can she go, Shayla said she can go kind of far, Spice goofed
on her a little. They then ended the show a few seconds later.