Monday, May 10, 2010

Segment 1 – Sports scores, Manson at the dirt track, Seven Seas out of business

The show started off with audio of the Rays losing, then into
“Thunder Kiss ’65” by White Zombie as bumper music. Bubba started the
show by saying the music was provided by Carl Harris, he then said the
Rays confusing him, he said if he was the manager, he’d say the
pitcher wouldn’t walk anyone, he then recapped some sports scores, he
thinks something is wrong with Tony, Brent said he lost a whole lap on
Saturday. Spice said the Greg Fitzsimmons show, Manson said he’s a
great guy, Spice said Greg is very sarcastic. Bubba said he pretty
much laid in bed the whole weekend, he picked up a Fropay, he said it
gave him the energy to do some stuff. Manson said he needs to rebuild
a garage, Spice jokingly said that Manson is building a Waco Compound,
Manson said Donna took the phones off the hook, he said he was at the
dirt track on Saturday night, Bubba said he would’ve came out, Manson
said Trace got wrecked, he said going from 5:00-11:45 isn’t what he
signed up for, he said he saw Lasker at the track, he said he wasn’t
giving anyone any space. Bubba said the guy can drive, Spice goofed on
him a little, Bubba said his nipples were getting hard with Manson
recapping what happened; Manson said the jobbers always spin out.
Bubba went over some birthdays, he then said that Seven Seas got
shutdown, Spice said he used to go there. We then heard a news clip
about that, Ned said they had pregnant girls on stage, he said this is
disgusting, he said no one told him that it was going downhill, Bubba
said this just proves the economy is bad, he said he hates it when
people say they find it uncomfortable to explain it to their kids, he
said they’re building a shower at the new studios, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Bubba Wonka Weekend overview, emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Ned thinks the Johnny Cash song Carl used was crappy. Bubba said this
weekend is the Wonka Weekend, Spice said he knows it, Manson said he
can’t wait; Spice said they can stay until 3 AM, Manson thinks he’ll
have to take a limo. Bubba said he’s really upset with the guys for
not using the coupons he gave them for the massages, Manson said he
and Donna are ready to go, Bubba thinks Manson is the most
irresponsible person at the show, he then asked Spice when the praying
man will be on, Spice said he should be there tomorrow, Bubba then
decided to take the coupons back, he told Manson to get a hold of
Hayslett, he wonders who started with him first, Ned said he did.
Bubba thinks this must’ve been a bad one for Grady to deal with, he
then plugged NaughtyAlysha.com/btls for the dollar preview, he then
went back to the bubba Wonka events, he said he’ll be doing the first
pitch. Spice asked about Thursday, Bubba said Twenty-five and
Jabberjaw might do a welcoming event. Spice said blind Lawrence
emailed him, asking if he should participate, Bubba said he’ll pray on
it, he then plugged bubba’s Bikes for Badges. Brent said the Lakeland
PD arrested the guy for being too loud, Bubba said he’s had that
happen. The first email of the day said they were moved by Bubba’s
offer to preach on the show. Another emailer said they really enjoy
Lisa Lampanelli. Another emailer suggested they put the interview with
Jamie Kennedy on YouTube, Spice said it was back in the 98 rock Days.
Another emailer said Bubba needs to get a hold of them with something.
Another emailer said women do listen to man music. Another emailer
asked for more info about Bikes for Badges, Bubba recapped where
everyone will be. Another emailer said it’s amazing to hear how good
the show is, Bubba said you can always go to btls.com, he said they
won’t quit radio. They the n went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Jackal discussions, various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Newsletter.
Bubba said he interjected someone of his songs that he likes, Manson
said that Jackal put on a hell of a show in Jacksonville (December 6,
2008), Bubba said Jessey has been for them. Bubba went over the track
listing for the album, he thinks Ned wrote some of the songs, Ned said
he wrote “When Moonshine and Negros Collide”
, but it didn’t make the cut, Spice as Casey Casum did a dedication
for the song, the guys goofed on Jesse’s shouting, Bubba thinks they
should make that an alarm clock, he thinks a lot of big name stations
won’t play it, based on the title, he freaked out a little when he
thought he heard the f word. Manson wonders if Jessey has ever done a
ballad, the guys think not. Chris Brown came on, he said he’s thanking
God, Spice asked him how his knee was, Chris said he had to get it
cleaned out, Manson said he’s trying to figure out the message to the
song. Bubba had the lyrics, he said he needs some light, he then read
the lyrics, Chris said he liked it, he then said Bubba isn’t racist.
Bubba read an article about him having a serious side, he said no one
wants to throw them a bone, Brent said he liked the comments from the
Talker’s magazine guy, Bubba said he has a problem with the writer not
giving the back-story, Brent said that was his issue with the article.
Bubba said they poke fun at everyone, he said this was the only show
that helped out the softball team, he said other stations had the
chance to help out, Chris said “Orlando, Boo”, he said Bubba’s show is
the kind of stuff people like. Bubba said they lay out stuff every
day, he said he has a problem with Eric Duggins calling some of
Bubba’s stunts being racist, he said you’re only racist when you think
your race is better than other races, he said a cop is a cop, he said
skin color doesn’t mean anything to him when helping out. John said
the article was saying that Bubba isn’t racist, Bubba thinks he has to
agree with the guy, Spice the people who hate the show the most are
people who have never heard the show, he said Kathleen Ford has some
nerve to turn her statement around, he then read an article about
that, he thinks she can’t criticize him, as he’s not running for
office. Spice said she just should’ve owned up. Brent said he knows
someone who said that a lot of people thought she was racist. Bubba
said they’ve got the balls to bring these people in, he said he
invites any African American writer to go into the African American
community and do a survey, he said when he throws out the first pitch
on Saturday, he’ll get booed, Ned said he’ll be booing, Brent said he
thinks they’ll be a good amount of cheering, Bubba said listening to
the show is like riding a moped or sex with a fat girl, Spice said he
thinks some more people are coming out. We then heard a news clip
about the oil spill, the guys then did some Southern voices, Bubba
said this madness has just begun, Spice said April 20, about 3.5
million gallons have been released, Bubba isn’t sure if Miami and
Jacksonville will be effected. We then heard a news clip about an
Alligator handler getting attacked, Spice said this will be awesome,
Manson said they blurred out the guy’s arm, Ned said “Wild gators
bite”, Bubba was cracking up at the clip, he said this in the “You’re
a stupid jackass” file. Spice said there’s not much to investigate, he
said he can’t feel bad for this guy, he said he feels bad for the
chimp victim; Bubba said she’s in the news. We then heard a news clip
about the monkey attack victim, Bubba thinks there’s not much help, he
thinks she should turn Muslim, he said everyone wants to laugh. We
then heard “Bad Monkey” from “bubba’s new And Misc Hits Vol. 9” track
1, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 1, track 7. We then heard “eyes
Ripped Off Her Face” from “bubba’s new and Misc this vol. 9” track 8,
and “the limulus Package” disc 2, track 5. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Bubba Rants Against Bob Buckhorn, various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said this is a very local story, he said Bob Buckhorn is
running for mayor, Brent said he’s hostel towards personal freedoms,
Bubba said he’ll exhaust every resource he has against him, we then
heard the news clip about that, Manson said they don’t want to go to
this joker, Bubba said this guy is like Hitler, Spice thinks if you
want to keep girls six feet away, you’re a homo. Bubba called Bob a
Bible Banging Dildo; he said that he’ll destroy him. We then heard a
clip of Lawrence Taylor’s wife talking about him, Bubba thinks she’s
on something, Spice thinks she’s a moron, Bubba said that your still
in a hotel room with a woman, Spice said all these athletes want their
wives to be dumb, Bubba thinks she’s not helping the case, Spice said
this makes her really stupid, Manson said his lawyer will break in and
tackle her, Spice goofed on her a little, he wishes he could find a
girl as stupid as Lawrence Taylor’s wife. Bubba read about the girl’s
age mattering or not, he said if Taylor gets out of this, it’ll be
chicken shit. Austin told Bubba to keep doing what he’s doing; he said
Bubba is like the Ric Flair of radio. We then heard a news clip about
a guy who killed his ex wife, her new husband, then himself, Bubba
thinks the guy should just off himself, he thinks this is white trash
gone wild. We then heard the 911 call about that, Bubba thinks that
would be traumatic; Bubba said he could never be a 911 operator. Spice
said let’s say the guy is on the street with the gun up to his head,
Bubba said he could draw down, but once he levels the gun at him, then
he can fire, Manson thinks it would be a clean shoot. Carron in
Orlando said she loves the show, she said she worked with the family
involved with the shooting; she then said that the former husband gave
them a lot of trouble. Bubba thinks if it was standard white trash,
Carron said she knows the family, and they weren’t white trash. Jim
said that all bets are off; the problem is once the guy leaves,
anything could happen. Bubba said he’s asking about just a regular
citizen. Jim on protection said the guy who just called in was dead
on. John on protection said bubba is very approachable, he said
whenever Bubba plays 911 calls, they make some jokes about it, he said
that it could be anything. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Jay Diaco calls in, “A Thousand Miles” remix

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges on May 22. Bubba said that today was flying, he then thanked
Kevin Hayslett who forgot to bring some chicken, he sent some today,
he then asked if anyone watched UFC, Spice said he saw a bit of it,
Manson said that Trace’s car had a dnf on Saturday. Bubba asked if UFC
was any good, he then went over some stats, Spice said Paul Daily will
never fight in the UFC again, he said if you’re banned from the UFC,
you don’t have much else to go. Bubba said that Kimbo looked horrible.
We then heard a clip of Danna White saying Kimbo was done with the
UFC, saying that he’s a great guy, and that he’s worked hard. Mike
said he got a car recently, he said the think blew a head gasket,
Spice goofed on him, he then got Eviled a few seconds later, Bubba
said the guy’s question was stupid. Jessica said the other callers on
guns were correct, she said you could be held civilly responsible if
you don’t stop a gun crime. Leno o  the Leo came on, he said you do
have a job to protect lives, unless you’re in danger, Bubba thinks
going into the general area is a problem, the guy suggested the case
of Tennessee VS Garner, he said it’ll backup private citizens, Bubba
said Brent is all about doing citizen’s arrest. We then heard Jay
Diaco’s bumper, Jay said private citizens have no duty to rescue
people, he said the Good Samaritan law is there for you. Bubba asked
about the caller from earlier, Jay said it’s a stretch, he said a guy
was put on trial for murder, after killing some people who were
beating up his Son. Bubba asked him if he for sees the case going to
trial, Jay said the discovery has been supportive of their defense, he
said had he been on the other side, he won’t be feeling all that well,
the guys then goofed on MJ saying war, Jay told Bubba to keep doing
what he’s doing. Bubba wonders how much of a media circus will this
be, Jay said anyone who lives and dies by the first amendment, if this
case is successful for the other side, everyone will be silenced, he
said this stuff is just parody, Brent said the John Adams thing came
to a duel, Bubba proposes they do that, he then read an article about
a TSA agent who got goofed on for having a small penis, we then heard
a news clip about that, the guy in question beat another guy for
bagging on him, Bubba said one or two times is understandable, but for
a whole year, Manson said it might get old after awhile. We then heard
a news clip about a kid who was attacked by a Pit-bull, , Bubba thinks
the cop shooting the dog was a free snapping, he then said that it
should be illegal to own a Pit-bull, Spice said Vanessa Carleton got
bit by one, we then heard “A thousand Miles” as the news clip played,
we then heard the sound effect of a dog growling, followed by some
gunshot noises, Ned said he was freaking out, Spice said they needed
heavy artillery, we then heard some firework sound effects, bubba
played some clips on the button bar, ned said it was the worst acid
trip ever, Spice told Bubba to picture Vanessa with a Pit-bull bite
mark, Bubba said she could really break it down, Spice said it was
sensory overload. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Various callers, Andy Rooney audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into “Pit-bulls are crazed”. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up
on the show for the next few days; he said “bubba’s Man Music” will be
on Wednesday. Clark in Naples said if he has a party, and some cops
bring their dogs, and the dog kills another dog, could he be charged
with a crime, Brent said you could. Mike in Orlando said he’s been
listening since Bubba was on 106.7, he said your responsible for your
dog’s actions, he said if you have an aggressive dog, you should do
something about it, he said he normally agrees with Bubba on stuff, he
said that he doesn’t agree on the Pit-bull commentary. Bubba said it’s
like your guilty by association, the guy thinks Bubba is a victim of
his own words, Spice said a poodle bite is nothing, the guy said he
got bit by a Poodle, he ended up getting shots, Brent said it’s
different then getting your face chewed off, Bubba Eviled the guy a
few seconds later. Brent said he’s all about owning pets, but if one
does something wrong, it’s on you. Christy said she has a Pit-bull and
her Maltese, she said the Maltese is more aggressive than the
Pit-bull. Bubba thinks it’s sad that they get less friction over
abortion than Pit-bulls. CJ came on, but was Eviled a few seconds
later. Spice said he has a clip of Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes, he
thinks Andy is losing it. Bubba said he is Pop-culture, we then heard
the clip, where Andy says he’s a normal, average American, Bubba told
him to do something about his eyebrows, he said he’s at least heard of
the new music of today, he asked Spice if he ever thought about
putting him over, he then asked the guys if they ever had to
physically work with records, Brent said he learned how to do it, Dave
said he has a Fisher Price record player, Manson thinks Andy is nuts,
Bubba said he’d like to fight Spice for lumping him in with Andy, he
said he was a question on Trivial Pursuit, in the 2002 edition, Spice
thinks he and Manson could smoke bubba in Pop-culture trivia, Bubba
told the guys to shut up, Manson thinks he could kill Bubba in any
trivia, Bubba yelled for the guys to shut up. Brent said that bubba
cheated on his 80’s Quiz (September 28, 2007), Bubba thinks the guys
don’t want to see him in a glorious light, the guys cracked up at him
yawning, Spice said some stuff as an old guy. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Porter Calls in, Bubba and Manson compete in Trivia

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS newsletter,
then into “Crack Hoe Sister”. Bubba said all the winners of the Bubba
Wonka contest will be in town, he said Benue is a great place. Porter
came on, thanking Bubba for letting him use the studio, he said
someone from Miami called him, he said he’s really excited about it,
he said he’s going to let his feud with Dr. Diaco go, Bubba told him
he needs to slow it down, Porter said he told himself that while he
was on hold, he said he’d like his 30 minutes, bubba Eviled him a few
seconds later, he said when he gets shticky, it’s a problem. Spice
said he’d like to ask the question, and have Bubba or Manson say their
name before answering. Spice asked who was in the hospital recently,
Bubba said Brett Michaels, he got it. Spice asked what was the name of
Brett’s show, Bubba said rock of Love and got it, he laughed like
crazy and hit the tymbal a few times. Spice asked who is spending jail
time, Manson guessed lill’ Wayne. Spice asked who Dean Mcdurmen is
married to, Manson guessed Tory Spelling, he got it. Spice asked the
name of the MTV show that features under 18 girls, Manson said 16 and
pregnant, he got it. Spice asked the name of the doctor who is accused
of killing Michael Jackson, Bubba guessed Dr. Conrad, he got it, he
went crazy with the sound effects. Spice asked who Avril Lavigne is
dating, Bubba guessed Brody Genner, he got it, Manson said he’s glad
he doesn’t know that one. Spice asked about a trio of Brothers, bubba
said Jonas Brothers; he said it’s the first one to six. Spice asked
what the highest grossing film is; Manson said Avatar and got it.
Spice asked who plays a Grease Monkey in Transformers, Bubba guessed
megan Fox and got it, he went crazy with the sound effects, Spice said
he’s never seen bubba dance like that. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Various callers, Scout master arrested

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bobby asked if
bubba will be doing truck racing, Bubba said yes. Bobby said that
Trace’s car can be fixed, Bubba said he has a problem with the chassy
high, he said he’s about an inch lower than normal. James thinks Bubba
isn’t the hardest working man that he claims to be, he said all Bubba
does is have naked girls eat chicken dip, the guy got Eviled a few
seconds later, Brent said the accent was fake. We then heard a news
clip about dropping a one hundred ton box, Bubba said that wasn’t the
one he was looking for; Spice thinks it’s about Naughty Alysha. We
then heard a news clip about a boy scout leader who got arrested for
child molestation, Spice said they’re on the not to be trusted list,
he said the kids might as well be naked. Bubba thinks Manson was on to
something with his bit “Gay Scout Master”, Manson thinks the woman
they elected to the Supreme Court looks like rush Limbaugh with a wig.
Brent said he’s against the decision, as she didn’t allow Military
recruits on a College campus. Bubba thinks they’re darkening Obama up,
he jokingly suggests that he’ll join the Tea party; Brent said he’s
with the Ron Paul supporters. Bubba wonders what kind of faggot are
you if you’re asking for nude pictures of a guy, he wonders how you’d
throw that out, he said the guy gives gays a bad name, Manson thinks
you have to have a messed up upbringing if you’re a kid toucher. We
then heard the bit, Bubba interjected, saying he wasn’t sure about
that one, he said they should put it on the no fly list, Dave said
it’s on iTunes, they then ended the show a few seconds later.