Friday, May 14, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Sports, Bubba Wonka Winners

Bubba started the show by asking Manson if he’s ever heard the song
featured as bumper music, Manson said no, Bubba said that it was from
Sugar Ray, he said it’s a little out of their element, Spice said mark
Mcgraph just had twins. . Ned said he was doing well, Manson said he
liked the helmet Bubba got him, he said Trace’s car will need
expensive repairs, he then recapped a phone call he had with Lasker,
Spice piled on, saying how a redneck comes in handy, Bubba thinks
Lasker won’t charge Manson a dime, Spice said he charged him a pretty
penny for a dent, it was about $800, Bubba thinks Gene had someone
else do it for him, he then recapped some sports scores, Brent said
Cleveland bounced, the guys think LeBron James will go to New York,
Bubba said the Wonka winners seem like cool people, Spice said he’s
excited about this weekend, he said one guy lost his woman over the
Bubba Wonka thing, Spice said no one is required to go to the booby
joints, Bubba said he has achy ass balls, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Blind Lawrence

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said the music was provided by Gale, he said he liked the
song, Spice said it wasn’t bad, Ned said it sucked, he said he likes
rugged Black men, he mentioned Dwight Howard. Bubba asked for Dave to
write the bumper music selections, Jabberjaw said he was busy, she
said she’ll write them down.

1.      Monday – Dave
2.      Tuesday – Jabberjaw
3.      Wednesday – Brent
4.      Thursday – Bubba
5.      Friday – Hammil

Ned thinks he got short changed; he thinks he doesn’t even have a ball
in there. Bubba said blind Lawrence was on the phone, he suggested
incorporating Lawrence in some of the weekend festivities, Ned said
Lawrence is creepy with his white cane, he said he’s always trying to
talk to him, he told Lawrence to transcribe the show, he then referred
to him as a jobber. Lawrence came on, Bubba asked Lawrence if this was
the first time he’s heard Ned’s thoughts on him, Lawrence said he’s
heard Ned doesn’t like him, he said the cane gets him from point A to
point B. Spice asked how he’d go through life without it, Lawrence
said he’d be royally screwed, Spice thinks Lawrence would get hit by a
car, he then suggested “blind chicken”. Bubba offered Lawrence Five
minutes at Bubbapalooza in New Orleans, Lawrence said he’s not sure
what he could do, Ned booed him, Bubba said that’s what it’ll probably
sound like on Saturday. Lawrence said he’d like to do the dinner and
the ball game, he mentioned a guy named Enrique Oliu, he said he’s the
Spanish commentator of the Rays who is blind, Bubba wondered how he
can do it, Brent said the color guy just comments. Spice said he
wouldn’t know if the guy is good or bad, Bubba thinks he wouldn’t be
able to go to the ball game, Lawrence said he’s never heard the guy,
he said when he goes to the game, he has a wireless headset. The guys
think they shouldn’t tell Lawrence where the box is, Lawrence jokingly
suggested they put him in the restroom, hand him a radio and say he’s
at the game. Bubba thinks they should give Lawrence a helmet cam,
Manson said it’s a good idea. The guys cracked up at what it would be
like if Lawrence was to go into other boxes, Lawrence jokingly
referred to himself as a Ray Charles Wannabe. Spice asked Lawrence if
he’d like to date a blind woman, Lawrence said no, he then attempted
to explain his reasoning behind it; he ended up stuttering, Ned yelled
for him to spit it out. Bubba told Lawrence to stay on hold; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Birthdays, update with Chas the Intern

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for tom the Treeman 2.
Bubba said the wonka winners are in town, he said they have no idea
what they’re in for with the dinner, he then said the Venue is open
until three in the morning, Ned said he’ll be partying with the
people. Spice said one of the people had some stuff for Ned, Bubba
said they should be careful, he then went over some birthdays, he said
he really loves George Brett, he’s shocked that Tucker is younger than
he is, he then said Chas really shaped it up, Spice said it shows how
bad the job market is. Chas said yesterday was his first day there, he
said he felt like a criminal, he said he had to fill out about 50
pages of paperwork, Ned told him to shut up and make him a steak
burger, Chas said the guy next to him had three kids and two sleeves
full, the guy asked about health insurance, Spice said people are very
selective in looking for a job. Chas said he tried everything, he said
the best he could get was Steak and Shake, he said he went to Moe’s,
he doesn’t have any prior experience, he said he applied for some
hotels, he’s not sure if Bubba Radio Network screws him up, he said
everyone is a fan, but they don’t want him. Bubba asked what they’re
missing; Chas said he’s normal; Spice said bar tending is tough for a
dude. Bubba asked Big dick how he is, dick said he’s one of the best,
he said Chas will go above and beyond, Spice thinks that’s the nicest
thing Dick has ever said. Chas said he’ll be waiting tables, he said
he’s excited about working there, Bubba said they should’ve gotten him
a job at Frank Shevits’s place, Chas thinks he’s not rugged enough to
deal with roofing, he said he doesn’t have a Uniform yet, Dick
suggested he could try to get fired from Steak and shake. Bubba asked
him how long he’ll be there for, Chas said part-time, he said its big
money for him, Spice said he wishes he could live on that. Bubba asked
him where he lives, Chas said he lives in an apartment with his
girlfriend, he said he’s dedicated, but not to the point where he’ll
jump off a seven story building (“Raw and Uncensored” disc 1, track
9”. The guys thinks Chas should details Manson’s pickup truck, Chas
said all he has is bad clothes. Spice hopes Chas can do other stuff,
Bubba said he could do one car a day; they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba
said Dr. Saturley will be on in around 30 minutes. The first email of
the day said they loved to see a playlist of bubba’s Man Rock, Spice
said it was on the site. Another emailer said it was good radio, they
didn’t like how some stations cut the signal, Bubba said he’s looking
forward to going to the internet. Another emailer said they loved the
Man rock segment, the emailer said they’ll be in Calgary. Bubba said
Cox told him it wasn’t a good idea; he said if that’s their mindset,
they’re gone. Another emailer said some station pulled the plug on
them during the Man Rock Segment. Another emailer said that they’re
sorry, the emailer said that Clinton and bush didn’t donate to Haiti,
only 37% of the money has been spent, Spice it’s the same as before,
Manson thinks the money was stolen. Spice said it’s just like
Wrestling, Brent said he’s seen it firsthand. The last email of the
day thinks Bubba is a pussy, the emailer suggested Bubba stay on the
air the week the RNC is on, the emailer suggested Bubba hitting the
button for himself, he said the show isn’t the same, he said if you
get in the bulls eye of one of these guys, you’re screwed, Spice said
if you get in Sharpton’s crosshairs, your screwed. David asked to be
the new stuntman, Bubba told him to email the show. We then heard a
news clip about BP moving on with other ideas for the oil spill, Spice
recapped what the CEO had said, Manson said they’re just buying time.
Bubba said Kevin Costner brother has an idea, he read that he invented
a machine that takes pollution out of water, Spice said he’s curious
as to how it works. Norma on protection said she works for Pasco
county, Bubba said Gallagher disgusts him, he doesn’t’ get why he’s
still popular. Norma said they just put out a question and answer page
explaining the union, Bubba said all you need to do is get rid of the
guy. Norma said they hired Michelle Baker to take his place when his
term is up, Bubba said we need an uprising. We then heard a news clip
about The Costner solution, Spice is bummed out the clip doesn’t have
much information. Angel in Tampa asked if the guy’s heard about the
Roman Catholic Church settling a suit for 26 cases, Bubba figured it
was less than a million apiece, the guys think flirting wouldn’t do
much. We then heard a news clip about Ronald Cummings working out a
deal for fifteen years in prison, if he testifies against her, Brent
said he’s facing fifty years in prison for prison charges. Bubba took
a call from a guy who said he’ll probably meet Ned at the wing House,
he said he’s a little concerned if Ned will be able to make it, Bubba
said he saw a burnout that would make Evil snicker, he said you don’
need a motor cycle to participate in the event, he thinks they should
bring the dunk tank and put Twenty-five Cent in it, he said the
Schiavo’s are trying to sue him, Brent they better sue the IRS, he
said if they lied to the IRS, they’re in real trouble. Bubba said he’d
like to read that on the air, Spice asked what they’re afraid of.
Bubba said when you meet them at various locations, you’ll be able to
get a wild card, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Dr. Joe Saturley in studio


Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges on May 22. We then heard Dr. Saturley’s bumper, bubba asked Joe
his official ranking, Joe said he’s an official psychologist, he said
you never want to medicate a multiple personality. Bubba asked if
everyone of them in the room might have multiple personalities, he
said he’s had a hard time explaining stuff to people, Joe said Bubba
has different personas, he said Bubba has multiple personalities, but
he has control over it. Spice asked if there’s a Todd in there
somewhere, Joe thinks Bubba killed Todd somewhere along the line, he
thinks Bubba sat on him. Spice asked about a cutter, Joe said most
people you need to medicate to a certain degree, he said all they want
to do is hurt. Bubba read an email from someone who sad they’re Niece
cuts herself; Joe asked to get an email. Bubba asked what’s going on
in a person’s brain; Joe said a lot of people who do that is a way for
people to feel some emotion, bubba said that would be like popping a
boil, Joe said if you have someone in their teens doing it, it could
be corrected. James said he’s getting ready to go through a custody
battle, he said his kid is out of state, Joe suggested the guy get a
copy of his new book, which explains the 25 things you’re not supposed
to do. Joe said you need someone who specializes in Family law, James
said she’s in Michigan, Joe suggested the lawyer do an evaluation.
Bubba thinks it’s not legal for one of the parents to leave, Joe said
to up and leave without the other parent’s permission isn’t legal.
Bubba thinks Joe from ATNT will use Regina Hunter; he said Joe ended
up winning custody of the kid. Joe said you should never treat an
order like a suggestion, he said you can’t just up and leave. Bubba
said the one thing Nancy Harris told him was written on a chalkboard:
“the parent that’s more likely to secure a relationship usually wins.”
Spice said he was involved in the middle of it when he was growing up,
he said his Dad found a younger woman, Joe thinks it’s part of the
reason why Spice is so mad about stuff, he thinks that had his Mom and
Dad gotten along, he wouldn’t have said revenge is what he’s all
about, he said it’s negative, Bubba said it’s because Spice doesn’t
know of any other way. Nick on protection said he appreciates what
Bubba does, he said he hears music that isn’t really there, he wonders
if it makes sense, Joe asked him if he can hear it to where he can
make out what it is, Nick said he used to be a bad alcoholic, Joe
suggested the guy get checked out, the guy said he has some family
members who are in a nuthouse, he said it runs in his family. Bubba
asked for Joe’s email, Joe said DocSat@me.com. Tony in South Florida
said his Sister in law was picked up and baker acted, she has two
kids, she was diagnosed with four counts of bipolar. Joe said the guy
should be going to court to get a temporary custody of the kids, the
guy said the four year-old is saying he’s a superhero, saying he
killed an old man, Joe thinks Social Services will be there, he
suggested the guy act very quickly, Bubba hung up on the guy, he
called the guy white trash, Joe cracked up at that. Spice said he
loves the show “Hoarders”, Bubba thinks Brent is like that, Brent said
he’s not, Joe said he’s a pack rat, he said a hoarder is someone who
lets the stuff consume their lives, Brent said he has a hard time
letting go of some clothing. Spice said you can watch it on A&E, Joe
said he knew a guy who kept a bunch of dryer sheets, Spice said one
guy kept his used toilet paper, Joe said it’s a form of OCD, he said
the worst was the woman who worked at a storage unit place, she would
take the stuff home, Spice said they can’t get rid of it, he said if
you throw the guy’s toilet paper away, he’ll cry. Jennifer in Port
richy said she has some mental history, she asked if that will affect
her son, she said her Dad committed suicide, she was a cutter, we then
heard the coocoo sounder, she said she started around 11 or 12, she
stopped around 15 or 16, Joe said almost all mental illnesses are
related to depression, Spice said he’d never date a cutter, Joe said
they’re a lot of fun, she said she had rough relationships growing up.
Bubba asked what she used, Jennifer said she’d use razor blades, Joe
said they don’t cut deep enough to seek medical help. bubba asked if
she had various things, Jennifer said sometimes she’d cry, she said
she’d wrote in a journal, she’d cover it up. Joe told her to be
careful, as it could come back. Jennifer asked about her family
members who are drama queens, Joe said to isolate your kids from that,
until they’ve reached a certain age. Bubba said he’s not a cutter,
he’s an eater, he asked about Joe’s book, Joe said you can get it at
DocSat.com, he said you can get it on Amazon.com, he said it’s fun
reading, he said it’s the best $10 you’ll ever spend. Spice said he
avoids custody battles by abortion, Joe said Spice doesn’t trust
anyone enough to do therapy, Joe said he keeps good secrets, he called
Spice a chicken. Brent said therapy is a long term thing, he said Joe
has done quite a good job with what he’s done. Spice said there are
four basic human needs:

1.      Food
2.      Sleep
3.      Sex
4.      Revenge

Joe in Jacksonville said his Daughter is having issues, he said her
Mother died of a drug overdose; he said that she’ll still flapped up
about it. Joe asked if she’s still grieving, Joe said it’s hard to
say, he said it’s okay to miss her, he wonders if she should still be
going through it, Joe said it’ll still be with her, he said some of
the best people to talk to are the old people who sit on a park bench,
he said he talked to someone affiliated with the show, Spice goofed on
Tom the Treeman, saying he’d like to get his awesomeness back. Another
emailer said they’re looking to get his badge of life. We then heard a
news clip about dancing contests with girls dressed up like whores,
Spice said the parents should be ashamed, Joe said it’s wrong, he said
it’s not wrong to be offended by that, bubba said Tara did that when
she was a girl, but it was cute stuff. Joe said there’s a thing called
Group think, Bubba said he has a problem with all of it, Joe said we
can’t send our kids down that road, he thinks the Moms that are about
the beauty queen contests are broken, Spice said the Moms are fat, bon
bon eating whores, Joe said they’re horrible, they don’t let their
kids be kids. Bubba asked if he’s ever had to council someone who’s
had that, Joe said they think its okay, he said it’s unacceptable.
Bubba said to this day, we don’t know who killed JonBenét Ramsey; he
thinks you’re just chumming the waters for pedophiles. John in New
Port Richy said he had a rough childhood, he said his parents divorced
when he was six months old, he said he lost his Grandma to a heart
attack, and his Mom to cancer in a two week span, he said his Grand
Father discouraged him going to counseling, the guy said he thinks
he’s lost his will to live, he said he’s a quality control for an
assault company. Bubba asked him if he’s thought about killing
himself, Joe asked him if he feels like he has a missing piece inside
of him, he said the guy is a good candidate for therapy. Bubba took a
call from a guy who said his Eleven year-old writes stuff like
suicide, he said the kid wrote that he had a dream where the Devil
told him to join in, he ended up putting a gun in his mouth, Joe said
the kid needs help, Spice said the kid is a badass. Manson said if he
found a note in his kid’s room, he’d talk to him, Joe suggested the
guy see a competent guidance councilor, Bubba and Manson scoffed at
the idea, Joe said the sad thing is that, most parents are afraid of
their kids, he thinks the kid is getting a negative influence. Manson
asked what the kid likes, the guy said MSI, Eminem, Joe said he needs
to cut that kind of music out of his life. Joe said that tomorrow his
is 27th Wedding anniversary, Bubba said he heard a really good PSA,
where a guy talked about how he got his kid an iPod, if he heard
something he didn’t’ like, a week later he has an iPod. Joe said
sometimes if you work really hard to be a good parent. Bubba said
Julia said some stuff, he said if she ever repeated that, she’d be
going to the Dentist, he then plugged Dr. Joe’s book, they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Guy reports live from a crime scene, Steve Cern visits

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Newsletter.
Bubba apologized for joining the song in progress, he said some guy
was on the line, the guy said a guy tried to commit suicide and kill
his kids, it’s not looking too good for the adult, he said this is at
an Elementary school, he thinks maybe the accelerator was stuck, Bubba
thinks the Preis is a white trash shakedown, he thinks it sounds like
the guy is changing the oil in the helicopter, he told the guy to not
get too close to the chopper, the guy said his son asked to get on the
chopper. Bubba told the guy to get going, the kid was yelling about
the helicopter in the background, the guy said his son has played
“Call of Duty”, Manson said it’s twisted logic. The guy asked a cop if
all the kids were saved, the cop said he’ll be able to tell him more
later, Manson said the guy is a great reporter, the guy said the
vehicle is completely submerged, he said the guy drove through a tree,
then a chain length fence, he’s now in the water, a female nearby said
all the kids were okay, the guy said it was a staff member, Bubba
thinks they’re getting more information, the guy said there’s no other
news crew on the scene, he said he’s a large, bubba thinks the Dad is
dead, he said Steve Cern brought by a singed Undertaker chair, he said
Steve has always been a feeder system for Vince, Steve said they had
Deep south in Atlanta, he said he’s just surviving, he said he’s got
59 kids from 14 different countries. Bubba said Steve is an old timer,
Steve said you have to be serious with these guys, he said he tells
guys to strip down to their underwear, look at themselves in a mirror,
and decide if it looks good. Bubba asked what the website is, Steve
said its FCWWrestling.com, he said they have a tryout clinic, where
the WWE staff comes in to look at who is up and coming, Brent thinks
code enforcement is the biggest boon goggle ever. Bubba proposes they
have a contest where you can go to the school; Steve said they’re
looking for talent. Spice told him about Al-kida, Bubba recapped a
match he had with Texas Hangman, where Steve told bubba he needs to
lose a little bit of weight, Steve said that Al-kida went to his
school;
bubba said he’ll do the commercials for free. Al said he came down to
Tampa to train at Steve Cern’s school, he said unsigned talent isn’t
allowed to wrestle in developmental deals, Spice as Vince said he’s
not even hired, he can’t be fired. Steve said they’ll be bringing in
Dusty Roads in; he went over the various family members that have been
there. Spice asked him his advice for Al-kida, Steve said stay out of
the airport; he said he’d like to see a five minute match. Bubba said
Doink the Clown was Steve Cern, Steve said he enjoyed being a dick, he
then said kids either liked him, or were terrified of him, Spice
thinks Doink is a great name, he said he remembers Doink as a kid, he
doesn’t’ remember a voice, Steve said he used Macho Man’s voice,
Manson said it looked like he was about to explode, Steve said Rick
Rude could arm-wrestle you to death. Bubba asked how big Matoozack
was, Steve said about six foot seven, he wonders why he’s still alive.
Bubba asked about the latest person in his school, Spice guessed
Justin Gabriel, Steve said he’s a breakout star, he said Mr. Perfect’s
son is really good, Bubba said he likes what Vince is doing with Randy
Orten, he said the timing is incredible. Steve said John Cena is the
hardest worker guy in the WWE, he said he’s a giving guy, he said they
had a guy who was a body guard for Snoop Dogg, he’s worked out and has
lost a lot of weight. Spice asked what a diva makes; Steve said two to
five hundred grand a year. Bubba said the Undertaker is one of the
nicest guys you could ever meet, Steve went over the stuff he’s
brought, Spice told Al-kida not to steal the belt, Manson said Al-kida
is looking for another terrorist attack to happen. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Ned’s BP messages

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned leaving messages for BP. In
the first message, he notifies them of the oil spill. In the next
message, he tells them no one is doing anything. To stop it,
questioning if they have an emergency backup switch. In the third
message, he tells them they might kill the Marine life, he tells them
to get real, he didn’t like the plan that they proposed, he thinks
they do nothing all day. In the fourth message, he said he found out,
that BP was renting stuff from Halliburton, he then came up with a
slogan for them: “BP and Halliburton – Joining together, to fuck up
your world.” In the last message, he tells them to disregard his
previous calls, he said he realizes this is all just a dream, he
thinks instead of golf balls and shredded tires, they would put
bunnies down there, until the hole is full of baby bunnies. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – The Schiavo family sends a C&D, Tilley calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army Burnout
shirt. Ned thinks the music is a downer, Bubba said he doesn’t know if
Mike Deeson got the same letter they got, Brent said you can go to
GuideStar.org, he said you can check any organization out, Bubba said
he encourages the listeners to check him out, he said he’s in the 90%
giving away, he thinks they should get a hold of Michael Schiavo and
having jay diaco to take on the case, Brent said Michael has said he
wants nothing to do with it. Bubba recapped the situation; he said
they took 50% of the money for salaries. Bubba said he has a call on
the line, he guessed it was Terry, one beep for yes, Spice said she
was quick. Bubba thinks she’s happier dead, she said no to if she
didn’t like her Mom and Dad, Spice thinks they should’ve kept her
alive. Bubba asked if it was a shakedown, Terry said yes, Bubba said
they could’ve interviewed her back in the day, Spice said she’s
quicker than he’d guessed, Terry asked for Pizza, Spice wonders if
they can send that through the tube, the guys were cracking up during
all this, Spice said she’s getting uppity, Terry asked for a Dr.
Pepper, bubba thought she said John Rockefeller, he said he’ll read
the C&D Monday. Bubba called up Tilley, Tilley said his friend donated
a kidney to a complete stranger, the guy’s kidney ended up failing,
Bubba thinks it’s a rib, Manson suggests they make him switch back,
Ned said the guy would end up in a hotel bathroom with in a tub of
ice. They then ended the show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Captain Thunder, Mike Tidwell, and Randy Bernet

The show started off with “Juicey” as bumper music, Ned sang along
with his favorite part of the song. bubba said they’re in the Wonka
Weekend, he went over the various places where the listeners are from,
he said that he and Spice hung out with the listeners, he said
everything Spice does is no big deal, he said ned has a new offering,
“bubba Wonka”, he said it’s a collaboration with Manson, he thinks
Gene Wilder did a great performance. Bubba wonders if the bit makes
him a kid toucher, as he read a lot of lines about that, he called up
Captain Thunder about Brian Vickers, he said Brian has blood clots on
his lungs, thus preventing his race this weekend. Bubba said he’s a
nervous wreck on Fridays, he then recapped what happened last weekend,
Spice thinks they get on the intercom and say “You’re idiots”, Bubba
got on the intercom and said that you need clear shields, Spice thinks
Bubba is either the biggest lunatic, or the best Dad, Captain Thunder
said Tyler won the hot shoot race, Spice said he’s getting emails from
people saying the guys legs are messed up. Bubba said he had a scoop
for him, Tony ran an open wheeled modifier and won, he said he’s a
nervous wreck, as Tyler is going to be away the whole weekend, Thunder
said he’s gotta be the guy who straps his kid in, he said he pre
apologized to Tidwell, as he’ll be texting him like crazy, he asked
Manson if he’d be a nervous wreck, Manson said he missed about two
games, he said he hated it, he thinks he was out of town, bubba thinks
he could have Tid come get him late Saturday night, Spice said his Dad
was in town his whole life, he never went to any of his games. Bubba
asked Manson if he’d fly commercial or a private plane, he thinks he’d
do it, bubba thinks that would drive Tid crazy; he wonders how mad
will the wonka winners be, Spice thinks Bubba should ask them. bubba
called Tidwell, he picked up, saying it was only a one day show, he
said they should be back Saturday night, Brent said the game is at
Four. Bubba thinks Tid wasn’t too happy with the call, Brent said
pilots can’t get drunk, Tidwell said it’s about eight hours, bubba
said tid doesn’t drink that much. Randy Bernet thanked Eastbay High
School’s softball team, Bubba said one of the girls is hot, he said
Fabrizi’s sister is big on Softball, Manson said she struck out more
than half the batters she faced, Spice said he’ll look at this
lesbian, Bubba chided Spice for saying that, Spice said she was
steamy, Bubba thinks she looks like a younger Shania Twain, Randy said
she’s ranked number one, Manson said her ERA was 0.02, Brent said she
should go out of state, Bubba thinks she doesn’t have a very good
picture, we then heard a news clip about that, he thinks she couldn’t
strike him out, Randy said she struck the entire boy’s baseball team
out. Randy said she’s had a rough life, but she’s overcome all that,
Manson thinks Randy has pictures of her all over his wall, Randy said
he’s one of the sponsors, Spice then did his Chris Hanson
impersonation, Randy cracked up at it, he thinks she could be a porn
star, Manson said bubba sings in this bit, Bubba said he was reading
lines about candy dicks and chocolate assholes. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Ned’s New bit, various callers, Bubba Admonishes Sluggo

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. We then heard “Bubba Wonka”, where Ned tells Charlie he won’t
get a golden ticket. Bubba welcomed the people in intendance, Ned
thinks he’s a weirdo, Bubba said that he has Queef Barry gum drops,
that taste just like pussy farts. The guests then go in a boat, Ned
said bubba drives like a nut, Bubba said some stuff as they moved down
the chocolate river, Ned thinks he’s a carnie on crack; he then got
into the mushrooms. Bubba asked for the kids to bend down, touch their
toes and drop their pants, he then sang about masturbation, Ned tells
him he’s killing his buzz. Twenty-five Cent entered, the girl asked
for a bigger chocolate penis, Bubba said she’s a demanding little
girl, he ended up giving her a chocolate pisstle, he then offers an
everlasting Butt Fucker, Ned takes it, he asked for his chocolate,
Bubba told them they get nothing, for putting the everlasting Butt
Fucker in another place than his mouth. Bubba thanked Ned for the
burial, he said they’ve got dinner at six, Venue at nine, tomorrow
four for the Rays game, Sunday they get to stepping, he said they
found some guy named Papa Love, he said the guy asked to go to the
bathroom during his trial, he jumped out of a window and was missing
for two weeks, Brent thinks the guy is a kid toucher. Bubba read the
article about the guy, Manson said it’s bad when the guy impregnated a
relative, Brent said this guy should get the death penalty, the guys
think someone was a Mother Fucker to get B-Fudd, Bubba said he used to
beat off to his cousin, Spice said he has a cousin named Lisa, he said
she was really hot. Brent said he was the first kid in his family in
ten years, he said he remembers his cousin having big tits, Manson
said he had very few Cousins, Ned said he comes from a pretty good
looking family, he said he spends his family Reunion jerking off in
the bushes. Harris said he was listening to Howard yesterday, he said
she only brushes her teeth three times a week, Spice said she uses
mouthwash, Manson said it’s because she’s stupid, Spice said it
doesn’t matter what she says now, she’s on the hit list, Brent said it
was beaten over our heads that you brush twice a day. Bubba thinks she
says some of the stupidest stuffer ever. Dan in Philly asked who let
Donna near the bird, Bubba said there’s no reason to come in and say
that, Manson said the guy is being a dick, he said every bird has died
that he’s delt with. Bubba said he sent Sluggo a link, he asked him to
put it up as a rotator, Sluggo said the email Bubba sent him was about
the first pitch, bubba called him an idiot, Sluggo said he saw “first
Pitch”, Bubba said he was reading the subject line, he asked him to
print up the email in question, he said sluggo is a dumbass, he went
through his sent folder, he said he can’t wait for him, he said if
it’s not there, he’ll apologize. Hammil came in, he recapped what
Bubba had said, Manson said bubba is not insane. Bubba gave Brent a
paper, he read about the Chicago tickets, the site is:
wgntv.com/shows/bubbashow, Bubba said you should use the second link,
as it’s better, he thinks sluggo isn’t paying attention, Brent read
Bubba’s email to Sluggo, Sluggo said he read the subject line, Bubba
said there’s no link to the pitching stuff, he said he hates on having
to be a policeman and look at people’s work, he asked what he’s paying
Sluggo for, Sluggo said he has no comment for him, Bubba thinks he’s
just waisting his time, Spice said it’s something bubba really hates,
Bubba said he doesn’t have to police the stuff the guys do, he thinks
he should police some of Ned’s stuff. Manson said he does his job, he
said he does stuff if it’s funny or not. Bubba thinks it would be
unheard of if he had to verify if a guest is coming on, he said when
he starts doing that, it would be a problem. Big dick came in, Bubba
said he knows dick has ordered a bunch of stuff, he said if he has to
call the companies to verify, it’s a problem, he said he wasn’t even
trying to check Sluggo’s work, he discovered it while browsing the
site, he said this Hammil and Russ’s guy, hammil said here we are
again, Bubba thinks he should fire Hammil and Russ, he said he was
excited about telling the fans they can see his talk show experience,
he then goofed on Sluggo, Sluggo said he just looked at the subject
line, he wonders why he’s even giving him a paycheck, Brent said Bubba
turned red like the coach on Beavis and Butt-head. Bubba asked if he’s
doing something rash, Manson said if he got emails from Bubba, he’d
read the emails, he’d even read them three times just to make sure.
Bubba wondered at what point does he say that Russ and Hammil are
pussies, Spice said in this job, you need to be able to anticipate
when stuff will happen. Bubba said Guido had anticipation, he said
Sluggo’s supervisor is supposed to police him, he said he’s over the
bullshit, he said no one can play along with the show, he said Guido
was great at supporting the show, he wonders if they can send Chas to
a Graphics course, the guys cracked up at Chas going from intern to
webmaster, Manson said he’s glad his car was first, Bubba said sluggo
is fired, Spice thinks Bubba should take a day to think about it, Ned
said he heard Terry Schiavo was available, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various callers, emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into “Ned’s messages To BP”. Bubba said Spice was trying
like crazy to calm him down, he said if you enter Bubba at
SkinIndustries.com, you get 15 points off the top on any order, Spice
said the code is actually TLS, he then went over some birthdays, Spice
said he was Terrell Owens, he decided not to say anything, Manson said
he’s a cancer, Brent said if all the attention is not on Shaque, he’s
not happy, the guys then go over the various cancers in Basketball,
Manson said he’d hate to be with George Brett when he’s mad, Spice
said it’s because of George Brett that there’ a limit of pine tar,
Bubba said one of the guys rubs it on his helmet. Brent said a player
had Vaseline on his hat; he got suspended for 10 games. Bubba said the
Marlins had a guy who was really sweaty; the managers thought he had
Vaseline on the hat. David in Mississippi said he loves the show, he
said the show keeps him awake during the day, he said he listened to
bubba when he was in Cincinnati; Brent said he read the article from
Miami about Bubba raising the reward. Bubba said Calgary is a little
slow, ned said the Canadians are liars, he said he’s disappointed,
Brent said he’d like a sellout, Manson said they took calls from
people who said they would sell it out, Brent thinks they could go to
some titty joints and give some tickets for free. Mark said when an
event comes to town, you have to get tickets in ten or fifteen
minutes, Spice said they’re timing is just wrong, bubba said they’d
like just one break, the guys then did a football type situation about
not being able to catch a break. Wayne in Alberta said he’s getting
his seats together, bubba told him to pass the word on. The first
email of the day asked why Bubba came back to regular radio, the
emailer suggested bubba stay on the air during the week the RNC is in
Tampa, Bubba said they might do it, he said they’ve been so fucked by
the right Wing, Brent listed the people that got them fired. Another
emailer had an article about bush and Clinton funds to Haiti not
getting there, Manson as Bush said he was tired of fucking the people
of the United States, so he went to the Haitian people. Brent said Dan
Rather went down to Haiti, he said all the work we’ve done we’ll come
crashing down. Another emailer asked for a list of bubba’s man Rock,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into Ned’s “those fucking Mexicans Gotta Go”. Bubba
plugged Bikes for Badges next Saturday, he said buying a shirt will
count as a contribution, he then looked at the stuff you can bid on,
Manson said he might bid on the Cheech and Chong bong, Brent said he’s
got UFC stuff. bubba took a call from a guy who said the bank robber
from last week was a piece of shit, he called the guy white trash, he
said the guy is a pussy, Brent said the guy called the wrong show, the
guy said everything checks out, the guy is living in a homeless
shelter, Brent said he really misread them, the guy then yelled for a
guy to clean up his stuff, bubba told him to cut a promo on a guy, he
asked the guy to throw a “F bomb” or two. The guy yelled for Jason, he
asked the person not point, he said the guy is a border boy, he told
one of the guys that if he doesn’t get his job done, he’ll get fired,
Ned called bullshit, the guy hung up a few seconds later. Brent said a
woman in Ohio tired the same thing the caller did, she got arrested.
Steve in Ft. Meyers said Greg Fitzsimmons was tearing into them, Spice
said he knew about it, the guy said it was funny, bubba said very few
people can sit in and know the chemistry. Joe asked for the fans to
buy tickets to Bubbapalooza, he said he listens to the show every day,
he said his kid said “no bubbles troubles”, he said his wife freaked
out on him, he said he says it a lot, bubba asked the guy to call the
woman on air, he said he’s not stepping on that landmine. Bubba said
if his woman didn’t give him any pussy, he’d kick her out, Joe thinks
the show would be fun if his wife wasn’t there, he said his wife
doesn’t share his sense of humor. Bubba said the wives get it, Manson
said he loves Donna’s sense of humor, bubba said she needs a good ass
fucking, Joe said she’s all good for that. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – TNA tough Guys

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s twitter
page. We then heard a promo for the TNA tough guys, Spice said they’re
losers who spend too much time on wrestling, he said they’re
passionate on the wrong thing, he thinks they should put Westin’s
response, Spice told Sluggo to get that on the website, he then
stopped. Bubba said he has a problem with a 12 year-old talking smack
about him, he said if Tyler was talking smack about anyone in that
manner, Spice thinks the parents are tools. We then heard the clip,
Brent said Seventh graders probably use this language between each
other, Bubba wonders how many cocks he’s sucked, he said the slurred
speech sounds stupid, he said the guy in the clip is stupid for not
knowing that Brent wrote some of the tweets, Ned said he’s not going
to deal with the marks after six hours of radio. Bubba thinks Kayla
Cox is money, Brent said she’s hot, bubba then goofed on the guy in
the clip, Spice then read the guy’s username, the guys cracked up at
the clip, Spice goofed on him, the guy thinks Bubba was photo shopped,
the guys cracked up when the guy referred to Ned with a Randy Savage
beard, Brent thinks the parents will twist it around to make him look
like the bad guy, the guys cracked up at him looking at the door,
Spice said he remembers when Brent was writing all this stuff, Brent
said wrestling isn’t real, bubba thinks the guy is Canadian, ned said
Canadians aren’t this stupid, he thinks the guy is from Warsaw, Spice
said the kid has his own Twitter account, he said it’s
Twitter.com/jeffhardy2297, he told Bubba not to do anything brash,
Bubba spoke as he typed his message to the kid, asking him where his
parents were, the guys think it’s creepy, spice said all he has is 140
characters to work with, he said that Ned likes the kid more and more,
Brent said it’s because of the idiot from the Baltimore Sun he wrote
the article about him, Spice goofed on the guy, bubba cracked up at
this. We then heard a clip of guy talking about Bubba, Spice thinks
it’s Sluggo, the guys cracked up at the clip, the guy said bubba needs
to get a life, the guy said bubba needs to roll over and die, Bubba
said he’s never heard one broadcast of the show. We then heard a clip
of a British guy talking about bubba, Spice said he can’ take the guy
seriously, bubba said at least this has made them global, Manson said
they’re making no noise, he said it’s week. Bubba wondered how this
has turned into what it is; Brent said he’s glad they sent the British
packing twice. We then heard a clip of a guy referring to Bubba as a
Howard Stern wannabe, bubba thinks you’re really pathetic to talk to
the computer and put it up on the internet, Manson said you only have
18 views, Brent said the guy didn’t even cut the video, Bubba said the
you can’t just slough off the world’s problems as “Whatever”, Manson
said they’re the Einsteins of hate, he said this is torture, the guys
cracked up at the guy’s phone ringing during the video, they cracked
up even harder when the guy said he’ll donate to Why Clef’s
organization. We then heard Westin’s response; Brent said it’s funnier
than anyone. In the clip, Westin calls the guy a jackass, for not
knowing the differences between bubba and Brent’s tweets, he then
dumped on the kid’s clothing, he then goofed on the kids voice, Bubba
was laughing his ass off, Westin wishes the guy would choke on a deep
fried Twinkie, he said if he wants to see an old guy cut his face,
he’ll go to a homeless shelter, he calls the guy a sucker for having a
belt on the wall, he said he has some counterfeit Bubba Army biker
Vests he said the refs have ADD, he said the guy cutting on Bubba is
like bush trying to cut on Einstein, we then heard the tymbal, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the bubba Army Burnout
shirt, then into Ned’s “Crack Hoe Sister”. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Breast feeding discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba
thinks they’ll ride the winners out, he said Ned left in a fury, Brent
thinks he won’ show up, he then goofed on Ned asking where the dinner
will be, he said they told him about thirteen times. T-Bag said he
used to listen to them when the guys were on back in the day, he
thinks Bubba is encouraging the TNA Tough guys, he said they don’t
understand what’s going on. Bubba said they’ve been told by various
people, he said he doesn’t know what will happen after the start of
Btls, the guy said he has a comic book called “the Unhappy Grandma”,
he said a character is in a bubba Army shirt, Ned said it’s a comic
book nobody reads. Bubba said Gale sent him the most disturbing thing
ever, about the eight year-old breast feeding, Spice thinks he has a
link on it, Spice said some emailers asked to hear the bubba Wonka
bit, Bubba found the clip, which we then heard, bubba cracked up at
the clip, Brent sad this is insane, bubba said kids are supposed to be
told what to do, or else they’ll fuck it up, Brent said the kid
doesn’t look all that healthy, Manson and Spice did some British
voices talking about breast feeding, Brent thinks the Mom is a
narcissist who just wants to hear about how good her Breast milk is,
he said he’s never drank his Mom’s tit milk, he said there’s a big
difference. Spice asked if bubba would suck his Mom’s tit for
$100,000, Manson said he’d watch, Spice as Bubba said Deal, saying he
was hungry, he then did some eating sound effects, Brent thinks Howey
would be gone by that point. Brent said $100,000 was a lot of money,
Manson thinks there’s nothing in there, Bubba said he’d do it for a
minute, Spice said he’d do it, Manson thinks Spice was raped as a
Catholic boy, Spice said he’s trying to get some memories. Bubba said
he’s watching stuff on YouTube, he told the guys they can keep
talking; Brent said they’ll spin you off into another situation. We
then heard a clip of a kid making some noise, then into a clip of the
youngest talking kid; Brent said the kid is saying nothing. Bubba
asked Spice if he’s sure they can play the bubba wonka bit, he then
asked Lasker how he felt about kicked off the show, we then heard the
sound of a kid crying, Manson said it’s the worst sound ever. We then
heard the bit; they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba Wonka Winners Visit

Bubba asked for big dick to bring the listeners in, he said they’ve
got ten winners and ten guests, he said they’ve got people from
Toronto, Spice said they’re not married; Phillip said they stayed up
all night talking. Spice said he grilled him last night about it,
Bubba asked him how he did it, Phillip said they’re all friends, Spice
thinks they’re swingers. Matt from West Virginia came in, he said his
woman didn’t allow him to go to the strip club, Bubba said he’d like
to call her up live, he said he could hook the guy up with naughty
Alysha, Brent said you don’t want to be married to a woman who won’t
let you go to the strip club. Matt said he hasn’t talked to her in two
months. Phillip said the woman he’s with isn’t as hot as his wife, the
guys think differently, Phillip said she got him turned on to the
show, Lorry said she told her husband, bubba said he’d like to talk to
the guy, he thinks the people in Canada are naturally cool, Brent said
he’d like to be as evolved, Lorry said they’re not fucking, Bubba said
they’d like to get a lie detector. Bubba asked if they’d like to fuck,
he said he’s got some good stuff going on, he thinks he’ll end up
talking with Justin, he thinks he’s a dumbass for going to Burn’s
Steakhouse, he joked that they charge about $18 for a carrot, Justin
said he got a half of thing was wine for about $105, bubba told Justin
not to believe the hype, Brent said the guy could’ve gone to Taco Bell
and 2001, Spice joked he could live in the spaceship. Brent said one
of the guys is cool. Shannon said the plane ride was cool, Spice asked
her if she shit her pants. Bubba said Stacey and Eric met Brent at a
strip club that he went to. Bubba said matt got into a car crash, Matt
said he’s got some stuff. Bubba showed the fans how they normally
broadcast; they then ended the show a few seconds later.