To the Bubba Wonka winners, thank you for your participation this past weekend.


Monday, May 17, 2010

Segment 1 – Buddha from the Wonka Weekend calls in

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning. Bubba said
everyone is recovering from the Wonka weekend, he said it was random
as to who won, he said they were great people, Spice said Hung Kung
Fuey ruined his weekend, he said he loves to hate that guy, Bubba
asked Brent if he liked his disclaimer to Amanda while in the
elevator, Brent said yes. Spice said this is why he thinks marijuana
shouldn’t be legal, Manson said Buddha is happy. Buddha came on, Spice
told him screw you, Buddha thanked the guys for the weekend, his
girlfriend joined in, Bubba thinks they should have him along for
everything, Manson said the Buddha laugh feel good, Buddha’s
girlfriend said it was a great weekend. Bubba said they wanted to go
up and beyond, Buddha said it exceeded his expectations, he said it
was one of the most generous, Bubba thinks Matt from Orange County
wasn’t sober at all. Buddha said that he’ll be in New Orleans, Spice
said no to that, Bubba liked how Buddha packs stuff, Manson said he
had a great time, Bubba said he had the bus go from the Rays game to
his house and had some beers, he then went over some sports scores,
Manson said they picked a great game to go to on Saturday, as the Rays
got a walk off home run. Bubba said he got zipped up some Adderall, he
ended up returning emails, he said he enjoyed everyone; they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Bikes for Badges Discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges this
weekend. Bubba plugged the Bikes for Badges event, he then said the
music was provided by Dave Rice, he then explained what will happen on
Saturday, he said they had 865 people register last year, he said that
he was disappointed in the police participation of last year, he said
he’s raising money on a south Florida FHP guy who died in a car fire,
he then read the article about that, he hopes if the cop’s lights were
on, that they throw the book at the person who did it, Spice said
there’s nothing negative in what they’re doing. Bubba plugged The
Undertaker’s appearance at the Dallas Bull; he said you should look at
the kids who are a part of the Angelis home. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Birthdays, emails, The Schindler Foundation

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said Drew Rosenhaus will be on the show today, he said the
Rays have a contest where you can play with the Rays, he then went
over some birthdays, the guys comment on Dennis Hopper looking
horrible, Manson said he always played a badass, Bubba said he likes
sugar Ray Lenard. Ike on protection thanked Bubba for what he’s doing
for the trooper, he read a law that said every lane should vacate near
emergency vehicles, Bubba said he probably couldn’t pay attention if
he had to pull over a guy. Mike said he’s familiar with what happened,
but he doesn’t want to comment. The first email said they enjoy guests
like Dr. Saturley on the show. Another emailer said Toronto would’ve
been a better choice; Bubba thinks they’ll do at least 4,000. Another
emailer said the guys are some stand-up individuals. Another emailer
said they know that religion is corrupted, Bubba said that’s not the
case, Spice said he was raised Catholic, but is a realist. The emailer
said Bubba’s various comments are delivered like a Fire and Brimstone
preacher. Another emailer suggested a Bubba Supper Meet and Greet,
Bubba thinks maybe they can do that. Another emailer said Bubba should
buy a radio station, Bubba said he doesn’t have the money to buy it,
he said Clear Channel bought Jay Core for $34,000,000, Spice said it’s
a pain in the ass, Bubba said they should be going to RadioIO.com.
Another emailer had an article about a four year-old who was forced to
eat his own crap. Another emailer said his wife is working in a lab,
to study traumatic brain injuries, the emailer thinks the Terry
Schiavo foundation would be a good candidate, Spice said at least this
makes sense. Bubba said he got a C&D with possible litigation, he said
if you have any questions about a charity, go to GuideStar.org, he
then read what the Schiavo/Schindler foundation has done, they only re
invested $900, he said Mike Deeson did the video portion of what he
did, Spice said he doesn’t get what the letter says. Bubba said he’s
crazy, he said he’ll gladly give them a settlement offer, he then read
the letter, that claims Bubba made slanderous attacks, Brent said they
make no claims of bubba saying anything, Bubba is convinced lawyers
will destroy the world, he thinks it should be like in England, he
said he was wiping his ass with the paper, he said the only money
going out was for salaries, he told the guy to not reverse the heat on
him, Brent said the Schindler family made this a national story, Brent
said everyone accuses radio guys as doing stuff for ratings, he said
they do that every day. Bubba said he was the only one to shut mark
Lunsford down,
Spice said you can’t use sympathy to shake people down, Bubba said he
would love for bobby Schindler to get on the other end of a deposition
with Jay Diaco, he said all this madness wouldn’t have happened, had
he not gotten cute with Family Guy, he said in regards to defending
their words, they’re 1-0, he said he’ll continue to state his opinion,
he said his statement is “Lick me”, Manson said that would be awesome.
Bubba said they have to constantly dance the line of slander, Brent
said they’re public figures, Bubba said he likes to fight, he said
Mike Deeson put a video spin on his story, Spice wonders who would
decline an interview with a charity. John said he knows Michael
Schiavo, the guy said Michael was with a woman before Terry died,
Bubba said he could care less what the guy did. Don said a few years
ago, his wife had a heart attack, she was in a coma for a few weeks,
he was off of work for five months, he called the foundation, but they
wouldn’t help him out, Bubba told the guy he might need is testimony.
We then heard the channel 10 story about the donation money, then into
“Keep her Vegetated” from “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 6”, track 12..
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS newsletter,
then into a news clip about a mile long tube that will hold back the
oil for now, then into “Ned’s Message to BP”, then into a news clip
about Ronnie James Dio dying from stomach cancer. Bubba said he was
never a huge Dio fan, Brent said he was a huge fan, he said he was
different than Ozzie; the guys got sidetracked with the winner of the
Miss USA pageant. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he’s signed up
to see Bubba’s TV taping; Brent said they had zero control of where to
be. The guy said he nearly lost his mind with the Sixty Minutes piece
on the oil explosion. Bubba hopes he doesn’t blow it, Brent said once
you’re a public figure, your open to ridicule. Bubba said he’s very
proud of his two guys, as they did really well in Atlanta, you can go
to USackRacing.com, Spice asked what that ment, Bubba explained it to
him, Manson rang the bell, Bubba admonished him for doing that, he
told him he’
D take everything away, he thinks the next Bubbagon fight will be him
and Manson, with Donna as the ref, Spice said a meddle looks kind of
cheesy he said he likes trophies, he said Bubba was following the
event all night. Tyron in Largo asked if they’ve picked out a wardrobe
for him, he said they often make the TV guys wear suits; bubba said
he’s not wearing a suit. We then heard a news story about the officer
who was trapped in his flaming car, Bubba said they’re the only ones
who will step up, he said he’s shamed other people into doing it.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said Dio was money, the guy got
Eviled a few seconds later, Brent said he’s the God Father of heavy
meddle, Bubba thinks the title doesn’t exist, he said if he had all
the stuff Ronnie had, he’d say you can kill him at age 67, he thinks
he won’t make it to 67 naturally, he said his heart is Sole Train, Ned
thinks it’ll run out of coal. Bubba thinks his genetics are decent,
Ned thinks Bubba’s heart will explode. We then heard a news clip about
a Principal who got in trouble for writing an email “Eat shit and die”
to a parent by mistake, Bubba thinks the Principal should get a raise,
Spice thinks it’s not a smart move, Manson thinks phony outrage will
be involved, Bubba thinks Immigration would be a bigger issue for one
of the people in the clip, Bubba said it was just inner office email
that went wrong, he asked to get the Bubba Army behind the Principal,
Brent said it would be crazy to fire someone for this, Bubba thinks he
would last about a day if he was a Principal, he said he had heather
dress like a Teacher, he said Tyler’s teacher is hot, he said she used
to watch MTV, he said Tyler thinks girls have coodies, he said he’s
trying to get past that stage, he said it’s to the point where Tyler
won’t even kiss his Mom. Spice asked Bubba if tyler was born gay, how
would he react, Bubba said he’d forcibly change him, he said after he
dies, it’s on him, he thinks they should move on, he ended up slamming
the concil in frustration, he asked Brent to get the form letter
ready. Jason in Ft. Lauderdale said 1,000 teachers lost their jobs due
to budget cuts, Manson said we need all this stuff, Bubba thinks we’ll
have zombie fat kids, he thinks a 5% across the board cut would make
more sense, he said we’re hurting so bad that, medicinal marijuana
will pass just on how bad the economy is, Spice as Arnold said
Marijuana isn’t a drug, it’s a plant, Bubba said we need tax code
changes, but we don’t know of anything different, he said our country
would be better if the following five things were done:

1.      Legalize pot
2.      No more lobbyists
3.      No earmarks
4.      . FareTax.org
5.      Term Limits for everyone

Bubba thinks we’ve got about 6,000 more feet before the jet hits the
ground, he said we need the air break, Spice said he agrees, but it
would never happen, Brent said the average age for a Senator is 63,
Spice wonders why you’d still work at age 100, Bubba said people would
eat him alive if he ran on that platform, the guys then goofed on
Spice being in Congress. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – K2 News, A Manson classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges this Saturday, then into a news clip about K2, then into “You
Better Not Smoke Pot” from “bubba’s New and Misc Hits Vol. 6”, track
10, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 12. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Ned’s Rider, Drew Rosenhaus interview

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary.
Bubba said Manson doesn’t know a lot, Manson said he hates leaving the
house by himself, Bubba said Ned is far more independent, he told him
to not hot lap it at the Wing House, Bubba said everyone loved Ned’s
car, he said he got a 420 SL, the only difference between that and the
500 SL was the motor, he said he was that guy who got the 500 SL
emblem, he glued it on, Ned said he had his car detailed, Manson said
Chas did a great job with his truck, Bubba said he really works hard,
he said he’s the opposite of Sluggo, Manson then goofed on him. Bubba
explained the bikes For Badges, he said anyone from a Sergeant on down
he’s not sure about, he said everyone should leave their respective
areas at 9:15, he then recapped what happened last year with Ned, he
then went over Ned’s rider, Bubba asked him why he gets clam chowder
to go, Ned said he’ll turn the table over if he sees carrots, he said
his mug has to be frosty, Spice said he’d like to see Ned try to turn
the table over, Ned said he has that in his rider, two guys need to
help him turn the table over, Bubba said it needs to be un L
Bracketed, Spice thinks Ned will need a folding table. Bubba then went
over Ned’s rider, where he asked for handicapped parking, he’d like a
man and a woman to help him out with his gloves and helmet, Need said
that Garnet will be there, Bubba said the girl needs to tell Ned how
hot he is, and also how big his helmet is, Ned thinks it’s striking to
have a purple helmet, he asked for the helmet to be spit polished.
Bubba said he met Drew Rosenhaus once, Drew said it was great to be on
the show, Bubba went over his contest, he said Drew can make people
hold out, Drew said he’s never seen a promotion like this, he said
he’ll try and work on a better deal, he said you can go to Publix,
Buffalo Wild Wings, and hess Gas stations are where you can sign up
for the contest. Bubba asked Drew what he’s got going on, Drew said
they’re working on getting rookies and veterans signed for football,
he said after the fifth year, a player is a restricted free agent, he
thinks everything will go smoothly, he listed some players who signed
one year contracts, he said he’s dealing with Terrell Owens, he thinks
it’ll happen tomorrow, or when they start training camp, he said
Raheem gets along with everyone. Bubba asked him if he’s had to feel
like a salesman because of his past issues, Drew said every team
evaluates a player, he said we should look at what happened in
Buffalo. Bubba said he should also use Kellin Winslow as an example,
he said Earnest Gram is a great guy off the field. Spice asked if it
reaches the Eleventh hour, Drew said he doesn’t have to tell him much,
he said Terrell knows the system, he said he’s been doing this for 23
years, he said he doesn’t’ embellish stuff. Bubba asked him his very
first guy, Drew said it was a guy at the New Orleans Saints, he said
the winner will get to live out what he does. Bubba said he could have
Drew for an hour; he played the word association game with him.

1.      Brett Farve – All-time greats
2.      Jamarcus Russell – Hopes he gets another chance
3.      Rich Makay – best executives in the NFL.
4.      Ron Wolf – Great personnel guy
5.      Ted Thompson – long-time football man
6.      Bill Parcells – maybe his favorite NFL Executive

1.      Bubba asked him about Tebow, Drew said he’s a fan of his, he said
he’s happy to see he was drafted in the first round, Bubba said he’s
got people in Jacksonville who said he should’ve gone there, Drew said
it would’ve been an incredible pick-up. Bubba asked why Jimmy Closin
dropped like a rock, Drew said quarterback is the hardest position to
find. Bubba asked Drew if Baseball is in need of a Salary cap, Drew
said they need one in the NFL; he thinks it would be better with the
fans. Bubba said anyone at anytime could win the big game, Drew said
we need to get back to what it once was. Bubba said he’d love to have
Drew on every so often, Drew sad yes to this. Bubba asked him about
Plaxico Burris, Drew said he’s looking forward to getting another
chance. Bubba asked him if he saw the 30 30 piece about Ricky
Williams, Drew said he’s one of his clients, Bubba said it’s a great
piece, Drew said Ricky had to deal with challenges in the NFL, Bubba
said it changed his opinion on him, Drew went over his newest people
he’s representing. Bubba asked Drew if he represents coaches, Drew
said he just does players. Bubba thanked him for coming on; Drew said
he looks forward to that. Bubba said he could talk football with him
for hours, Spice thinks his answers were Politically Correct. Bubba
said Jacksonville is up in arms about not getting Tebow, he said if
he’s not worthy of the spot, go get another one, he thinks they don’t
want to stay in Jacksonville, Brent thinks they’ll go to Los Angeles.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Drew’s website is: RosenhausSports.com

Segment 7 – Pit Bull News, a Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a news clip some guys who are
terrified about getting attacked by a Pit bull, then into “Pit Bulls
Are Crazed” from “Bubba show classics Volume 14”, track 13. . They
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – BP Oil Spill, Ned’s rider

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges this Saturday. Bubba apologized for Ned with getting his rider
pre-empted, Ned said he’s high. Bubba thanked Frank from Island Way
for this past Friday, he said no one does it better, Spice said it’s
right there, about seconds away from the beach, Manson said he catches
it himself, Bubba said rank gets a nightly report as to what is going
on, Spice said if BP ruins the shrimp industry, he’ll be pissed. Bubba
said Frank is always a step ahead, he said if you saw the big Blue
building, it’s a big aquarium, he said he never knew it existed until
Frank pointed it out, he said Frank has plans to change the Aquarium
to something beautiful, he said Frank paid for all the docks, the area
would be turned into a Turtle and Dolphin rescue area, he’ll be asking
BP to help out. Bubba thinks the oil will go around Florida and head
north, regardless as to where it lands, he wishes it would land on
Cuba, Manson thinks we’ll get soaked, Brent said its 18% of their oil.
Bubba said he’s over all of it, he said it’s probably five times
larger with what you can’t see, Spice said he can’ wait to see the
commercials with the BP CEOs saying how nice everything is. Bubba said
it’s just a slick we can’ see, he said this could be one of the
largest manmade disasters ever, Brent said the Republicans answer is
to sue BP, Manson said it’s a crime in itself. Bubba thinks they
should make a law – if you mess something up, it’s on you, Manson said
it’s all you need. Bubba asked if they can get to Ned’s rider, Ned
said he won’ be there that long, Bubba said Ned already has a woman
shining his helmet, Ned thinks Bubba wouldn’t want him to show up with
a love bug crusted purple helmet. Bubba then went over Ned’s rider,
Ned said he wants his beer to be on the verge of freezing. Bubba said
the manager will have a plastic bag of white Clam Chowder, 50 wings,
celery sticks and blue cheese, he thinks 50 people will show up, he
asked for a copy of Jugs on the table as he eats his wings, Bubba said
he’s never heard of it. Bubba said if you have a motor cycle, bring
it, he went over the families that will be receiving money from the
event. They then ended the show a few seconds later.