Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Segment 1 – Sports scores, new studio

The show started off with audio of The Rays winning. Bubba started the
show by saying he has a lot of time, he thinks they could cut some
breaks, he asked Ned if he could stay after the show for around 30
minutes, Ned said yes. Bubba said next Thursday, Friday and Monday,
they’ll be doing some themed best ofs, he then got sidetracked with a
kid getting handcuffed, Spice said Sister Hazel, OAR, and Richard Marx
are some fantastic guests. Manson said he liked meeting Richard Marx,
he said performance wise, Paper Tongues was great. Dave said they’ll
have in-house stuff, Bubba said they’re not trying to play to a crowd,
they’re just making it sound good on radio, he said that construction
should start next week, he ended up getting sidetracked by something
on TV, Spice told him to stay focused, he then recapped some sports
scores, he thinks they can get the on-air portion of the studio would
be done by Christmas break, Spice said that Russ brings everything
with him, he joked that if Russ was to get fired or was to quit, he
could pack up in about 30 seconds. Bubba said he’ll have Alex Sink on
the show, he asked for the Bubba Army to stand behind her. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails and birthdays, Bubba rants against St. Petersburg

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Be Like that” by Three Doors Down
as bumper music. Bubba said the music was provided by Brent, Spice
said the guys in the band are doing well. The first email of the day
asked how they got the Evil sounder, Spice explained it. One morning,
the guys called Evil in the hospital to chat with him, but he didn’t
answer. Later that afternoon, Evil called the number back, and ended
up talking with Maxwell (98 Rock’s afternoon host at the time). The
conversation was cut up into sound bites of just Evil talking. Bubba
said that he thinks Chrystal will be at Bikes For Badges, he
admonished Ned for falling around, he said if you offer him the chance
to lay down, he’ll take it, he got sidetracked with the Christmas
lights going out, he said for the past few months of his life, Evil
was putting over the sounder. Another emailer asked if Bubba would do
a mini Bubbapalooza in Chicago, he said no. Another emailer said they
can’t find any info for the ride-in; Bubba admonished the emailer for
not knowing, as he’s been blasting the information for two weeks.
Another emailer said he and his Brother are seeing more Bubba Army
stickers in Dayton, the emailer referred to Bob and Tom as Queer-mo
humor. Bubba went over some birthdays, he said Phil Rudd got kicked
out of AC/DC for Eleven years, on the grounds of starting a fist fight
with Malcolm, he then said Andre The Giant used to drink a whole case
of Wine, he then said if he didn’t like you, he find your hotel room,
and crap on the bed spread, the guys then commented on Macho Man,
Manson thinks he needs to trim the beard down. Patrick in Orlando said
something; Bubba told him his phone sucks. We then heard a news clip
about Goliath Davis’s car getting taken away, Bubba said this guy got
the job because of being Black, he said people will riot, regardless
as to who is in there, Spice thinks Rick Baker wouldn’t be respected
in the African American community, Bubba said he’s tired of the city
of St. Petersburg being scared of this guy, Brent said the City
councilman should be the one who talks to the people, Bubba said this
weekend, they’re doing the Bikes for Badges, he said race isn’t the
issue, he said he picked three worthy men, based on what they did, he
said color doesn’t matter, he said it’s the least racist show, he said
when your being truthful, you’re spun as Racist, he thinks promoting
an unqualified individual is a big problem. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, he then said they’re looking for tom the Treeman try outs,
single Fathers, and Amputees, as they’ll be doing the Amputee
Olympics, Spice said they’re always looking for Amputees, he said if
his kid was a midget, he’d be sad at first, but then he’d grow to
realize it’s a money making opportunity. Bubba said he’ll be racing,
Ned suggested bubba just do autographs in the middle of the race.
Bubba doesn’t get how we’re still planning missions going to Mars,
Manson suggested we just clean up the Oil in the Gulf, Spice as a nerd
said it’s important to explore Space, Manson wondered what you can do
in space that you can’t do on Earth, Bubba thinks it doesn’t matter,
Spice as a nerd said we need to leave this planet and go to a new
planet. Bubba read an article about a guy who posed as a Doctor on the
internet, a guy provided a sperm sample, but wasn’t paid; Ned thinks
it’s a thrill. Bubba said the Cummings family have popped up yet
again, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks they’re the
most white trash family in America, Spice said this is far more
entertaining than any Soap, Bubba thinks there’s more people in jail
than out of jail, he said this is a bad Pro Wrestling job, the guys
cracked up at the clip, Spice and Manson did some southern voices,
saying how one guy should watch the other dump Hailey’s body. We then
heard “Ronald and Misty Cummings’s Wedding Vows” from “Bubba’s new and
Misc Hits Vol. 9” track 4, and “the Clemulus Package” disc 3, track
11. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Alex Sink calls in

Bubba said the more he looks into Ms. Sink, the more he likes her, he
thinks it’s a breath of fresh air, he went to her a few seconds later.
Alex came on, she said she’s keeping her eye on the oil spill
situation, Bubba said it’ll get worse went we can actually see it.
Alex said we’re trying to encourage people to stay longer. Bubba asked
if she’d hold BP’s feet to the fire, Alex said this could be billions
of dollars, she said she’d put together a team of the smartest,
brightest lawyers, she said she’d make sure there’s no issue, she said
everyone who lost their job because of the spill should be
compensated, she said a restaurant worker got fired because of it, she
advised that you document all of your stuff. Bubba said Alex’s current
job does great things, he said she just got new death benefits for new
Fire fighters, she said she saw a woman who saw a wall of fire
fighters who have passed away, the woman wondered about her husband
who died while training, she said she’d like to change people’s lives,
she said she’s been a problem solver her whole life, she said they’ve
changed the culture, she said her people know to get things done, she
said it motivates her to go to work every day. Bubba said he’s not
trying to sling any mud, he said he finds it odd that her opponent
used tax payer money to hire a guy who is an anti gay expert to
testify against gay adoption, the man in question took a vacation with
a gay escort, Alex said that situation really bugs her, she said it’s
a typical Political thing. Bubba said he’d like to have a hidden
microphone when someone comes up to her and asks her to pay a lot of
money for a testimonial, he thinks the guy was billing the state of
Florida; he said a lot of it is common sense. Alex said in the three
years she’s been there, she’s noticed that people are out of control,
she thinks that she got about 15,000 signatures on AlexSink2010.com,
she thanked Bubba for getting Senate Bill six vetoed. Bubba asked her
about Pam Iorio, Alex said she’s a great woman, Bubba hopes Alex is
the next governor, Alex said they’ll always have something important
to talk about, Bubba said her opponent has refused to come on, he then
read an article about a guy who resigned over an affair, Brent cracked
up when Bubba said the guy promoted abstinents, Manson said the
Republicans are always the biggest hypocrites, Brent said last night
was an awakening for career Politicians. Bubba said there’s a really
funny clip he has of a guy in Alabama where a guy shows a gun, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Bubba plugged
the Bikes for Badges event this Saturday, he said if you’d like to do
ride-ins, be there around 9:30, he thinks Jim coats is out of town, as
he can’t seem to get a hold of him, he then plugged the various
activities that will be going on, he asked that the listeners go to
BTLSFoundation.org, there’s a link called “Tax Returns & Financials”,
where you can see his tax returns from 2009, he then went through it,
saying how this is the way a charity should be ran, he said you don’t
need a bike, just get there and have fun, he then discussed a guy
named Dale Peterson, he thinks the guy would be Ned’s hero. We then
heard his commercial, Manson said the guy seems qualified, Bubba
stopped and started to comment, Brent said he likes his delivery,
Bubba said equal time isn’t relevant in Satellite; he then replayed
the clip, Brent thinks the guy is winning. Bubba said he’s calling
south Florida, he then read an article about that, saying how the
south Florida Principal who accidently emailed “Eat shit and die” to a
parent got re assigned, he said he’d like a form letter in support of
the woman, he then wonders what makes the word “shit” so bad, Brent
said there’s something up on Btls.com, the seventh rotator, Bubba told
the woman who complained to eat shit and die, he said there’s always
that one parent who tries to live through their kids, he thinks
they’ve got more people listening to them then what the data tells
them, he said he’d get Jay Diaco on the case if she got fired, he
thinks you have to be on Zanex if you’re doing K-4, Manson said they
never stop. We then heard a news clip about a Dad who lit his kid on
fire, then pushed him into an Oven, Spice said he can barely fit a
Pizza in his oven, Bubba proposes they do a “Find Gene Lasker A Baby”
contest, Spice thinks it’s something out of “Good Fellas”, Bubba said
he’s not condoning what the guy did, he said this is just Television
embellishment, as the Oven wasn’t even on, Spice said it’s a dick
move, regardless as to what it is, Bubba said that Dr. Saturley texted
him, saying the Oven gimmick will be part of the next chapter of his
book, the guys goofed on one of the guys in the clip, Spice thinks the
guy is angry chef. We then heard a news clip about a woman who had a
baby, only to wake up in the hospital without arms and legs, Manson
said that’s happened before, Spice said you’re going to have heat at
home if that happens, he thinks bubba would be fine if he didn’t have
any arms and legs, Bubba thinks the guys would mess with him, Ned said
he’d have a fishing pole with a cheese burger on the end, Bubba thinks
they couldn’t do that planned, Spice thinks the guy is a dick, the
guys then discuss what it would be like living with someone without
any arms and legs, Bubba thinks the guy could hold her hostage for
oral sex, he said he’d just ask to be killed, he said he’s worth more
alive to Heather, he said Donna has an interesting theory as to why
Manson can’t have a vasectomy, Manson said he should get one, he told
Bubba he can say it, Bubba said he’s looking for her approval, he said
she harbors stuff, Spice said they need a stump to find out how they
get through life, Manson thinks maybe the woman has stumps, Spice
cracked up when the reporter said the Mother would take her first step
with her newborn, Bubba thinks her first step would be a thud, Spice
thinks Bubba is a dick, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Graziano Discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba thanked Carl Harris’s Mom for making some stuff for
them; he then said he’s got four Golden ring seats at the Dallas Bull
for tonight. James thinks the guys are going to hell for the last bit,
he said he’ll be in hell with them, Spice thinks they should repent
before they die, Ned said they should do it right before they die,
Spice thinks Jesus did six hours on a cross, Ned thinks the cross
would be big, Brent said the Romans used to nail your wrists so you
wouldn’t fall off. Mike in Miami said his boss just got a F350, the
guy asked for the website Bubba has recommended, Bubba said it’s
AutoAnything.com. John said his kids are big into wrestling, he asked
how he could get the tickets, Bubba gave him the tickets. We then
heard a news clip about Ed Graziano in court, Bubba thinks the Hogan
attachment is a little much, Spice said the whole thing is classic,
Manson said that West sore Pizza is some great stuff, Brent thinks the
cops have the right to investigate the crime. We then heard Ed
Graziano’s message to Hogan about Frank Caruso, Bubba said that would
be like Charles Manson saying Ted Bundy is un stable. We then heard
Frank’s voicemail message, where he tells Hogan that he and his son
will die, Bubba doesn’t get why the guy was allowed to do what he did,
Brent said he can’t figure out why it’s not a felony, Spice said maybe
he thought it was a threat that wasn’t really a threat, Bubba thinks
Frank has threatened him, he wonders how you can’t take “Your son’s
going to bleed” as not a threat. We then heard another message from
Frank, where he says Hogan and Nick will cry their way to jail; Spice
said the guy sound horny. We then heard a message from Debbie
Graziano, Bubba cut it off a few seconds later. Spice wondered if they
pulled the whole fake death thing, Manson said that’s the best, Bubba
said it’s white trash. We then heard “Telephone tough Guys” from
“bubba show classics Vol. 10”, track 7. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – The Guys Rag On Mike Alstott

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Bikes for
Badges, then into a news clip about tar balls washing on Key west,
then into “Bubba Radio Theater – BP”, where the President of BP is
Mike Alstott. Day one – Mike isn’t sure what to do. Day two – Mike
says BP has no plan, he then suggests to turn the oil off via a
switch; an adviser tells him it was destroyed in the explosion. Day
eleven – Mike suggests a giant trash can. Day twenty – Mike suggests
they collect junk and cover up the hole. Day twenty-five – Mike
suggests putting a big tube in the hole, the tube should be a crazy
straw. Day Twenty-six – Mike suggests they drop mud on the oil leak.
Bubba said if you think they’re lying about how dumb Alstott is, Spice
said Mike’s wife can lick him; he then explained what happened
(September 8, 2009). Bubba said he may mess up the English Language,
he thinks he could get though the Coke commercial, he doesn’t get why
the Buccaneers treated Derrick Brookes the way they did, he said they
form the opinion that Mike is an idiot, as he had difficulty reading a
60 second read, Spice said the guy can’t read. We then heard the clip,
where Mike stumbles through a Coke Commercial read. Bubba thinks his
kid could do a better job, Spice said everyone was cracking up during
all this, Bubba wondered what the beeps were, Spice said that was him
cursing. Bubba said you have to make it sound like you’re having a
conversation, he said his cursor isn’t working properly, Spice asked
for Dave to come in, Bubba said Mike has said “here we go” about nine
times, he thinks the guy is mildly retarded, he thinks Mike came out
of the studio saying he nailed it, he called Mike an idiot. We then
heard “Mike and Dave” from “Best of Bucs Bits”, track 23. The bit
features Spice as Dave Moore, and Manson as Mike, and features Dave
giving Mike pointers on various football related stuff. In the first
situation, Dave tells Mike his jersey goes over the pads. Mike thinks
he’s gone blind, Dave told him his helmet was on the wrong way. In the
next situation, Dave and Mike are on the field, Mike has no idea what
the quarterback was asking him to do, Dave tells Mike to catch the
ball and run to the right, Mike had difficulty with this. Dave told
him the right hand was the one he ate with; Mike said he ate with both
hands. In the last situation, Dave tells him to run up the middle, and
not fumble. Mike runs, only to drop the ball. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Bubba Rants against Bobby Schindler, various clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Three themed best
of shows, then into Foreigner’s “Feels Like the first Time” as bumper
music, Bubba came on singing along with the song a little. Mike in
Indiana said he’s an out of work FTE, he said he now works for the
EPA, they’ll be heading down to Florida, Bubba thinks they know more
than most people, he got distracted by the guy’s seat making a noise,
Manson thinks it could be worse than you think, the guy said he has a
girlfriend, Bubba thinks she’s gone by this point. Mike said he’s
called before, he asked the guys for an abortion (may 21, 2009). Bubba
said that if you’re on unemployment, you should get an abortion; he
thinks they’re not telling everything. We then heard a news clip about
a woman who is suing Hooters for being overweight, Spice thinks this
has happened before, he told her to mix in a sit-up, Bubba goofed on
her voice, he thinks she should get off the cocaine, he then suggests
they make a settlement offer with the Schindler, he said they found
the information first, he said the Huffington Post is reporting what
they said, he then read the article about that, he offered that if
they’ll go on the air and answer is questions, they’ll stop the
comments. Spice was on the phone with Bob, saying they’ll stop talking
bad about the foundation, provided that he go on the air, he thinks
Bob is just making excuses for not coming on, he hung up. Bubba said
the Schindlers can’t handle the truth, Manson said no one wants him
messing with his cash cow, Bubba said he ran Lunsford’s organization
into the ground, he said that he’ll gladly do it again, he said the
autopsy came back saying her brain was dead, the only thing working
was the brain stem, Brent said her brain was done. Bubba said she
wasn’t following the balloon, he said Michael Schiavo should have the
right, he said it’s fun being the bad guy, Spice said he should have
nothing to hide, bubba told him to go to btlsfoundation.org and look
at his records, he then recapped how Mike Deeson would possibly cover
the story, he asked if it would be harassment if they called Bobby
Schindler again, Brent thinks it would be fine, Bubba thinks it’ll get
sent to voicemail, Spice said he knew where the call would go, Manson
thinks he’s trying to get another fake charity. We then heard a news
clip about Bristol Palin making speeches, Bubba thinks the Tea party
should distance themselves from the Palin family. We then heard a clip
of Palin saying Obama should do his job, Bubba called her a
hypocritical bitch for leaving her job, he said no one who quit their
job should have the right to tell other people to do their job, he
said the whole Palin family is about being popular, Manson thinks it
would be a horrible speech, Spice as Bristol said some stuff, with
bubba interviewing her. Brent then talked about a guy named David
Manning who hates Obama, we then heard the clip of the guy talking
about Obama, Bubba said the guy is just trying to be outlandish,
Manson thinks the guy has found his niche, bubba thinks it’s
disgusting that a black guy can say “white folk”, yet he can’t say
“black bitch”, Manson said he has a strong delivery,
Spice said whites don’t riot, they protest, Manson as a southern guy
asked for the preacher to put on a hood so he can pretend he’s white.
. Bubba wonders how he got his voice, Manson thinks he used to be a
professional wrestler, Spice wonders what it must be like being the
guy’s dog, Bubba then goofed on the guy for that, Manson thinks the
guy is kind of fat, Bubba said the guy needs to not sing, Manson
thinks it was the worst “eight Mile” ever. We then heard a clip of the
Governor of Hawaii saying Obama was born there, Manson said it’s not a
big deal, Brent said you can’t fake birth announcements. We then heard
a clip of Keith Olberman talking about Palin and Beck talking, Ned
said he’d like to join the NHRRA (national Hotrod and rifle
association), bubba said he doesn’t like saying he’d like to hunt, the
guys think Beck sounds like a Nazi, Bubba said he’s tired of the
people making a living being Counter programming, Spice said if
Limbaugh wasn’t so rich, someone would say something about him by now.
Bubba said he has a lot of respect for Glen Beck, Brent said he
doesn’t’ sound like this when you have a conversation with him, Manson
said the guy prostitutes himself more than anyone, Spice said he knows
another one like that, Bubba said he doesn’t stand behind the
scriptures, he told Spice he’s not getting paid tomorrow for his
comment earlier, he thinks Beck has turned into a preacher, he thinks
they’ve got it all wrong, he wonders why they’re not doing it, he said
if he adds another zero to the guys’s paycheck, they’d do it, Ned said
he’d rather party. Bubba wondered how many people would come if he
said that God might exist, he asked if anyone has ever thought that
everything is based on people who Governor around God, he thinks we
should be able to Govern ourselves, he said our founding Fathers never
wanted God to be mentioned, he said there’s a chance that when you
die, the party could be over, Manson asked who the headliner was,
Bubba fired up the siren, he said he makes too much sense, he said
he’s not sure what he is, he wonders how much money we’ve wasted if
God doesn’t exist, Spice said maybe it’s a good thing he doesn’t give
10%, Manson thinks if we took all that money, we could’ve made a
Utopian world, Bubba thinks Religion should be a personal thing. They
then ended the show a few seconds later.