Thursday, May 20, 2010

Segment 1 – Coming up on the show

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, then into some
Janis Joplin as bumper music. Bubba started the show by saying the
music was provided by him, he then wondered if Ned was there, he
thinks the CDs are getting heavy, Ned suggested putting them on a
diet. Bubba said he’s getting run down in life, he told Spice not to
counter program, Manson told him to kick back, Bubba thinks he should
go on Ned’s program, Ned suggested Bubba shadow him, Bubba thinks none
of the guys would want to shadow each other, he then recapped what
they’ve got coming up on the show for today, he said everyone has an
eco friendly product, he said some guy emailed him saying he has a
product that dissipates the oil, Spice thinks they should try
something other than hair and panties, the guys think it’s the biggest
crock going. Bubba said that the more money you have, the more people
want, Spice said he’s got everyone coming out of the woodwork, he said
there’s not enough time, he said he hasn’t heard anything from the
Schindler family. Brent said that he talked with the Cox lawyers,
there on the show’s side, bubba got sidetracked with his new Christmas
lights, Brent said they’re just reporting what’s on the 990. Spice
said his appearance at the Penthouse club went great, he said some
rookie won it, he thinks she should be in porn. Bubba said he’d like
to finish on time, as he’d like to go home and take a nap; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Emails, Blind Lawrence in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada,
then into some Fleet Wood Mack as bumper music, Ned thinks it’s week
ass crap, Manson said it was borderline. Bubba asked about Robin Mead,
Spice said she’s steamy, Brent said he loves her. Spice said they look
smart, but probably not, Bubba said reading is hard, Manson said
Contessa Brewer seems pretty hot, bubba recapped some sports scores,
Spice said they’ll be talking with Sean Flin next week. Bubba said he
had a bunch of emails, but wasn’t able to find them. The first email
of the day said they frequently go to New Orleans, the emailer
explained his product that will fix the oil issue, the emailer said
the hay idea may work, but the animals may have a problem with it,
Spice said it’s insanity. Another emailer said they weren’t in their
peak, until they heard the Ned call from a few days ago, Bubba told
the guy it’s called iTunes, Dave said there’s like 850 cuts, Bubba
suggested they call Blind Lawrence, Spice said he was there. Lawrence
came in a few seconds later, saying that the bit wasn’t on iTunes, he
then told Dave Rice he was wrong about “Gay Scout master” on iTunes,
Dave said he’s not in charge of that, he then told Lawrence to shut
up., Bubba asked Lawrence how he knows all this stuff, Lawrence said
it’s hard to explain, the guys think he pays special attention to the
stuff he really likes. Lawrence said he’s into radio and some
cartoons, Bubba mentioned Family Guy, Lawrence said it is. Spice asked
what day did he meet Tasha, Lawrence said August 21, 2008, he then
told Spice not to forget the date. Bubba told Lawrence he’s interested
in getting him laid, Lawrence said he’s a little nervous when it comes
to online dating, he said he’s not sure what’s on the other side of
the keyboard, he said he doesn’t run from cans of tuna fish. Bubba
asked Lawrence if he knew what he looked like, Lawrence said he’s got
brown eyes, Bubba said Lawrence is skinny, he asked Lawrence if he’ll
wear some old sunglasses, Lawrence said he doesn’t care, sunglasses
are sunglasses in his book. Spice said Lawrence was texting his
girlfriend like crazy, Lawrence said he’s only done it twice, Spice
said Tasha texted Lawrence, it took Lawrence about three hours to
write back, Lawrence said it’s a lot of typing, he then described his
cell phone, saying it’s got jaws built in. bubba asked Lawrence some
red letter days in the show’s history, Lawrence was able to name them.
Bubba said Lawrence will be in the dunk tank this Saturday, he said
Lawrence wouldn’t see what’s coming towards him. Lawrence asked if he
could ride Spice’s three-wheeled banana, Spice said yes, he thinks he
could just put Lawrence on a bike and turn on a fan. Bubba thanked
Lawrence for coming in, Spice said there’s about 40 minutes of
Lawrence stumbling around at the Rays game, he said the Rays had to
step in. Bubba read an article about some woman who is legally blind,
she pleaded guilty to hitting someone in a Toys for Tots charity run,
Spice wonders what she’s doing behind the wheel, Bubba said a two
month old wasn’t restrained in an infant seat, Manson said it’s
disgusting, Bubba wonders where the deterrent was, he thinks that by
tomorrow, they’ll have the judge’s email address, he said the things
that chap his ass are that she’s the kind of person who tries to
manipulate the system, he said it’s all about her. Bubba took a call
from a woman who said Vehicular Homicide is what it is, regardless.
Another emailer said the Huffington Post picked up a story about how
the CBS boat was stopped for filming, as they’d get arrested, the
emailer thinks that BP is just trampling the Constitution. Another
emailer said they’ll be at Bubba’s TV show on Saturday, the emailer
asked if Bubba will sign his Wonka, Bubba said he’ll do it. Another
emailer said they’ll be driving from Boston to Chicago, Bubba
suggested staying as close to Michigan ave. Another emailer said
they’ve been getting calls from the show, Bubba said they don’t call
anybody. Another emailer asked if Bubba still has an affiliation with
Dave from Back9BBQ, Bubba thinks they should have a free Lunch with
Dave’s new restaurant, he then called up Dave, it got sent to
voicemail, he hung up, he called Dave a dumbass for not picking up, he
said if you work for them, make sure your phone is on, Spice said
he’ll just stare at it. Another emailer said they’ve recently started
listening to the show, the emailer said the show is like crack, Spice
is surprised they’re on in Dayton. Justin said the woman who hit the
biker shouldn’t have a vehicle in her name; he said if someone
registered it for her, they should be held liable. Bubba took a call
from a guy who said that if you get caught driving without a license
three times, it’s a felony. We then heard a news clip about a
five-year old getting handcuffed, as he was setting fires, Bubba told
the picture taker to think about it when they’re house is on fire,
Spice said there are some cases where the parent can’t control the
kid. Bubba thinks you can control your kids, Spice said he was a pain
in the ass to deal with; Bubba said that’s because he had no strong
Father figure in his life. Spice thinks a cop will scare a kid, Bubba
told the woman in the clip to get off him, Brent said this is what
happens when you try and second guess the law, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Girls of the Wing House in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the new Tom the
Treeman. Bubba said they’ve got some friends in the studio, some guys
from the Wing House. Lorry said she’s the head PR girl, Spice said he
saw the big rock on her finger, Lorry said her husband’s name is Jay.
Bubba asked if she works out, Spice said he’d like to see the ring
again, Bubba thinks it costs a lot of money, Spice explained what a
mosenite is, Lorry said Jay has his own business, Bubba said there’s a
big produce place he likes, Spice it’s like a fruit stock market.
Lorry said they’ve got some wings, she said she’s Vice President in
marketing; she said Crofferd runs the place, bubba thinks he and
Crofferd would get along. Heather said she works at the one in Penelis
Park, she said she has cat paws, Bubba thinks she likes girls, Heather
said yes. Spice said he met this girl at the wing House, a waitress
ended up living with him. Bubba thinks Largo was the first one, he
said it used to be a lesbian club. Linzy said she also works at the
Penelis park, Bubba went over Ned’s rider, Spice said they should get
a copy of it, Linzy said they could do that. Bubba thinks Crofferd is
sticking his middle finger in the air to various establishments, lorry
said the next one is opening next Thursday. Linzy said she’s 27, Lorry
said she’s 44, Bubba is shocked at that. Kim said she works at the one
in St. Pete, bubba said he’s been there before, Spice thinks bubba is
a Casanova, Bubba said he’s been there for the past couple of
Holidays, he then said one of the wonka guys went to Burns Steakhouse,
he said they tried to kick him out for wearing shorts. Kelsey said she
works at the one in Palm Harbor, Bubba thinks one of the girls is in a
bad mood, Lorry said Holly was responsible for this, Holly said the
girls should be there by 10:30, Bubba thinks lorry trained before she
got to the studio, he said his wife is into spin class, Spice said
that will kick your ass, Bubba thinks he’ll never fit on one of the
bikes, he thinks he’ll break those peddles, he said he just had a
vasectomy, Spice thinks this is the first time he’s said that on the
air, he thinks hot woman just want to fix everything with plastic
surgery, he said he doesn’t trust male personal trainers, Bubba said
his wife had him do Yoga, he thinks everyone farts there. Spice said
he’s heard that if you smoke pot and you do Yoga, it’ll come out of
you; Bubba thinks Heather is just trying to kill him so she can get
the money. Kayla said she works at the Brandon one, Bubba said he’s
been there, he thinks that’s just a technicality, he said they’re
number one. Lorry said it will be the 19th location opening, Bubba
went over the various people who will be there, he thinks Styles White
sounds like a Dj name, Lorry said they’ll be opening at around 6:00.
The guys wonder if Lorry is a cougar or a MILF, Bubba thinks she’s a
cougar, Spice said she’s a MILF. Bubba thinks the twenty-seven
year-old has her act together, he then played the cougar sound effect
a few times, Lorry suggested they re direct, bubba said he can’t keep
up with Heather, Spice said neither can he, Bubba said he doesn’t’
care that he said that. Lorry said her husband has a tough time
keeping up with her, Bubba said the cougar sounder is what heather
sounds like when she’s horny, he thinks she’s giving him the dear in
the headlights look, he said the Wing House is the first place to do
the Alcohol, Lorry said she has five kids, she said she gave birth to
one, she’s got four step kids, Bubba told the other girls to not have
a kid for as long as possible, he said you should earmark a lot of
time for them, we then heard the Price is Right loser horn, Lorry said
she’s got a 26 year-old, she said she’s single, the youngest is 13,
Bubba thinks she’s not getting into nothing, he said his step daughter
will be wearing a chastity belt, he then explained who Dr. mark is, he
then asked Lorry what she is, the guys decided she’s a MILF. Lorry
said she’s been married for about five years, she met him on a boat,
Bubba said Jimmy Kleavis is dating a girl from the Wing House, he
thinks they’re on this week. Spice thinks having the boyfriend at work
is annoying, Kelsey said no, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Men’s Health with Dr. Mark

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bikes for Badges
T-shirt. We then heard Dr. Mark’s bumper, Bubba gave mark’s number:
8138755855, Spice showed mark what Kevin has, Mark said Bubba is his
patient, Ned told Mark he was being a dick. Ken said heather wiz is
doing a twenty mile bike ride, Bubba said he’ll see what they can do,
Bubba told Dubbaga on Twitter to chill out, the guy said he got some
Revita Lab stuff, mark said you should check with your doctor before
you take any of the products. Bubba read an email from someone who
thinks they have gout from shots, mark said Androjell really helps
out. Jason in Orlando said ever since he was 13, he said his urine
stream is like holding your thumb over the hose, Mark thinks maybe the
guy had an injury, he said it’s fixable, the guy said sometimes it’ll
make a mess, mark said the tip of your penis has a natural curve.
Bubba thinks Farve is a Drama queen, he then read an article about
Farve texting his coach, Spice said we’ve got bigger issues. Another
emailer said they’re a former smoker; the emailer asked for a prostate
check, Mark said in the 50’s, your prostate level should be at about a
2.5, he said you want to watch your PSA. Kevin on protection said he’s
45 years old, he said he has an infection, three weeks later he got a
check, everything was normal, he still has trouble urinating, mark
said about a month of anti biotics will work. John in Miami said he
used to use roids, Mark said Remidex might help, he thinks Dr. Dan
diaco will be able to get rid of the guy’s man boobs. Spice asked him
how many roids was he doing, the guys admonished him for not paying
attention, John said he did about three cycles a year, he said it’s
been about ten years; he then went over the roids he used to take.
Mark sad the guy should get his levels checked. John in Tampa asked
about a Vasectomy, he said he’s living paycheck to paycheck, Mark
suggested Dr. Stein, John thinks he’s the guy who looks like Jeff
Gordon, he asked for a Bubba special, Bubba suggests if you mention
him, the vasectomy should be $250, Spice said Dave got one for $600.
John asked how long he’ll be out of work, Mark said to hang low for
around three-five days, he suggested you put ice on it for 48 hours,
he said you have to have a bumper sticker. Bubba said he got one last
Wednesday, he said it wasn’t that bad, he thinks he was a little over
active, he thinks the more you ice it, the better, he said he was a
little black and blue on his shaft, he said he had an oil spill on his
penis, Mark said Bubba should wait about 70 days before having sex.
Charles on protection said his insurance doesn’t cover urology visits,
the guy said he might go on Zoloft, Mark told him about the special.
Jason on protection said he’s 30 years old, he said his wife found a
lump in his penis, he said its right where the tip meets the shaft, he
said its inside, Mark said they’ll look at it, he said as you wait
longer to get a reversal, it might not work. Bubba read an email from
someone saying he has blood in his stool, mark said the emailer should
get it checked out. Bubba asked Spice about his stool sample, Spice
said it came back negative, he thinks he has an ulcer. Another emailer
asked if Dr. Mark does a vasectomy, Mark thinks the guy won’t be able
to get to the parking lot today. Bubba said Donna wants Manson to get
a vasectomy, he said Donna can’t have kids, she wants Manson to get a
vasectomy, because if she goes, Manson will probably get another girl
pregnant, Manson said he’s not getting a vasectomy. Spice asked if
they can get one on a bus, Bubba said no. Lue on protection said he
has something on his shaft, he gets little zits, he ends up popping
them and has little scabs, Ned thinks its hurpies, Mark thinks so.
Bubba asked if the guy has had sex with girls unprotected, the guy
said he had sex with girls, he said he’s been married for Eleven
years, Bubba thinks he gave what he had to her. Mark said Valtrex will
do wonders, Spice said if he saw something on his penis, he’d run out
to a Doctor’s office instantly. Bubba recapped an email he got where
the guy said there’s no money in curing stuff like that, mark said
Aids sidetracked us from hurpies. Bubba wondered if they’ll ever have
a vaccine for hurpies, Mark said when it comes out, it’ll come out.
Jessica said her husband is on anti psycho medication, the guys told
her to run. Jessica said her guy used to have a high sex drive, now
it’s around once a month. Mark said a lot of those kinds of drugs can
mess up the levels, he said it’s a huge problem. Bobby said his wife
had a C section about nine months ago, Mark suggested the guy try the
Revita stuff. Mark said he can’ do a Bubba Special for $50; they then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Bubba rants against Adam Smith

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the three best of
concept shows, then into some Metallica as bumper music. Bubba thinks
they haven’t done regular programming since 7, he said the guy from
Indiana was on, Mike said they’re not working until they get funds,
but they’re getting paid, Bubba thinks the guys should work on the
truck, Spice it sucks it’s a waiting game, Manson thinks it’ll hit New
Orleans, Mike said he’s in Alabama, Bubba said he’d have the truck
detailed while he waits, he asked the guy for updates. We then heard a
news clip from Fox about the loop current, Spice doesn’t’ know why
they’re still using a five thousand figure. Bubba went over the items
up for auction with Bikes for Badges, he said all the boys came
together with that, Manson asked if it’ll be on line, Spice said it’s
all done on site. Bubba said Adam Smith is a dick, Brent said he’s
acting like Carl Rove, Bubba said there’s a lot of things the show is
noted for, he then went over the stuff they’ve done for the past year,
he then said it’s great that Alex Sink is getting a lot of good press,
he said his problem is, that Adam said Bubba had a porn star on who
was with tiger Woods, he said she called them, he didn’t call her, he
said they’re the only show that has the balls to do what they do,
Manson thinks it’s not a bad thing, Spice said they’re trying to
attach porn with a Political story, Bubba asked when the reporters
will stop calling him a shock jock, Manson said it’ll never stop,
Bubba sad he’s tired of the pussy ass media, Brent said they were
right on the Jason Bruce situation. Bubba then read the comments
section, Brent thinks you don’t have much of a life if you’re
commenting on a newspaper article. Spice said Bubba is better than all
the writers. Bubba read a comment from someone who said Bubba is a
racist by calling Davis a cancer of St. Petersburg; Brent said Bubba
has the same stants with John Gallagher. Bubba said he can’t help who
gets killed in the line of duty, he said he’d be racist if he chose
not to help out black people, he said he gets the hog killer deal, he
said he’ll always have that label, he said how you can call him a
racist, he then read a comment from someone, Ned said Bubba is a fat
ass racist. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Ned’s new Bit, A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Power Pig Hello
shirt, then into Ned’s “F BP”, parody of “OPP” by Naughty By nature.
We then heard “bubba Radio Theater – BP”. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Oil Spill Challenge

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for
GradyClothingCompany.com, then into some Lenny Cravits as bumper
music. We then heard a promo for the Oil Spill challenge. Ron in Texas
said he has a friend of the family who is the Vice President of BP,
Bubba thinks they should send one of his guys out there to
investigate, Manson thinks they do the megaphone approach, bubba
thinks they’ll be asked to leave the first time, he wonders why the
guy isn’t scrubbing birds. Spice came on, he said he’s not sure about
this, he said we can make this all go away, if they get free gas
cards, Manson said he’d kiss their ass if that happened, Bubba said
he’d turn into a BP endorser, Manson said sea life is over rated.
Spice said everything goes into the ocean Bubba said it’s crying,
Spice said the ocean is taking a number two. Dave said they’ve got
some hay barrels, kitty litter, and hair clippings, Spice said the
hair clippings idea was from BP. Dave said they’ve got some used oil
from Miles Automotive, Spice asked what’s supposed to happen, he
thinks a pint of oil ruined the kiddy pool, he thinks oil and water
really doesn’t mix, Spice thinks they’re BP, he said he’s not
concerned about it, Bubba as a southern guy said he puts kitty litter
on the oil, he thinks it’ll sink. They dumped the litter on it, Spice
said it’s clumping it up, he thinks they’re putting it on like fary
dust, Manson said the water is worse with kitty litter, Bubba said it
got some of it, he thinks it ruined the camera. They then tried the
hay idea, bubba thinks hay will work, he thinks Donna will want it,
Manson said he got it from his house, Dave suggested they push it
down, Spice thinks it looks like Ned’s pubic hair, he said the problem
is you now have to skim the ocean, Manson said it was clear water.
Dave said based on the demonstration, it worked, he wondered how you
collect the hay, he said you could burn it and make energy, Spice said
they’d have a lot of starving horses. They then tried the hair clumps,
Bubba said Tim’s Barber shop will help them out with all their hair
needs, he said Tim drives him crazy. They through one in, Bubba thinks
it would be more manageable, he then discovered it was a booey, Dave
thinks you could swim in the hay pool, Manson said the hay is like $9
or $10, he said it’s perfect for the job. Brent said the way you could
do the cleanup is, with helicopters, Bubba said the Kitty Litter just
screwed things up, Spice said the hay was provided by Donna Waters, he
joked her number is 1-800-BirdKiller. Bubba said Frank showed him this
on Friday night, the guys then goofed on Frank saying “Hey guy”,
Spice thinks Twenty-five’s afro could soak up anything, Bubba said
once oil goes over a reef, it’ll never be cleaned. Spice asked for
some gas cards, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Birthdays, various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard “fly Like An Eagle” as bumper
music. Bubba said he’s all tired, he said his vaporizer got put on
back order, he then went over some birthdays, the guys goofed on
Cher’s voice a little. Bubba said he likes Joe Cocker, Ned told him to
start singing, the guys think he’s drunk. Bubba called up Tony
Stewart, he got a message saying Tony wasn’t available, Spice is
bummed out. Ken in Calgary asked what was with the Meet and Greets,
Bubba potted up the music, Bubba said the tickets will go differently,
he said it’ll be at the Hotel on Friday before the event, he asked the
guy to tell his friends, he said he’s freaked out, Ned thinks they
should abort it now. Steve in Tampa said he went to a Captains
meeting, about 500 people showed up, bubba said a lot of people have
been comparing this to the Exxon spill, he said that stuff came from
the top, he said we’ve never had a bottom up situation, he thinks we
can contain a top spill better than a bottom one, Manson thinks they
don’t want to clean it up. Steve suggested you check to see how many
boats are working, he said they can’t fish, he said it’s ridiculous.
Bubba asked the guy if the fish can sense something is wrong, the guy
said Mother Nature has a way of doing things. Bubba asked if fish can
move that fast, the guy said shrimp can’t move all that fast. Bubba
thinks fish can sense stuff, he thinks he should call Fabrizi about
that, he then thinks he should call
Frank from Island Way Grill, he then called him, goofing on his
possible outgoing message, he got a message saying that it’s not
needed to dial a one, Bubba said Fabrizi texted him, saying he has an
11 and ¼ inch penis. Eric asked if Bubba saw the clip of Michelle
obama saying he’s from Kenya, Brent said the Governor of Hawaii has
looked at the birth records, the guy hung up. Bubba thinks Arnold
should be our next President, he said the worst people have been born
here, Brent said that could’ve kept Einstein from being President, the
guys think the smart people weren’t born here, Bubba then did a
Canadian voice saying he’ll fix stuff, he then told the Canadian fans
to start sucking up tickets. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.