Friday, May 21, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Sports, six interviews?

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, then into “Last
Dance with Mary Jane” by Tom Petty as bumper music. Bubba started off
with some sports scores, he said the guys booked him six interviews
today, he asked if the guys talk to each other, he said it’s harder to
do an interview than to have fun, Brent said he knows what it’s about,
Spice said he could change the 8:20, Bubba said he can’t have six
things in one day. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Bubba’s TV show, Birthdays

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges.
Bubba said they’ll be shutting off the registration at 5:00 today, he
then said Steve Hurley has two of Dale Earnhardt’s cars. Sean in
Chicago said WGN called him yesterday, very excited about the show, he
said they’re right near Wriggly field, Bubba said they must have
different areas, he said some nice jeans and a buttoned-down shirt
will work, the guy said he’s a little bummed out that it lands on
Father’s Day weekend, Bubba said it’s his one shot to hit TV. Bubba
went over his schedule, Spice thinks he’s like a comedian with all
these shows, Bubba said he’s like Bubba Fitzsimmons, he said one of
the producers called him, asking for a parade of midgets, Bubba said
they’re looking for that, he then went over his upcoming topics, he
said he never follows a script, Ned said he’ll go, he said hot is hot.
Bubba went over some birthdays, the guys think Mr. T looks great for
his age, he thinks African Americans age better than whites for some
reason, he said this block of birthdays has a lot of jackasses in it,
Spice remembers when Bubba interviewed Dean Koontz, Bubba said that
fiction is stupid, Spice said he doesn’t get the girls who read
Romance novels. Dock in Sarasota said he was checking out the website,
he said Tyler did a great job on the track, Bubba thanked the guy for
his call, he then said he might have disturbing news in regards to
racing, he thinks his testicals are going to be a factor, he talked to
Dr. Mark about it, Mark thinks Bubba shouldn’t be going that fast, Ned
said he’d tell Dr. Mark to shove it, he said it would be a kill joy.
They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails, Oil Spill Discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the three best of
shows, then into “Born to Run” as bumper music. Bubba thinks only
Hammil would pick the most oversaturated song ever.

1.      Monday – Ned
2.      Tuesday – Miller
3.      Wednesday – big Dick

The first email of the day said they heard one of the local Edmonton
stations stealing Manson’s “Porn Star Barbie” (“bubba Wanna Corndog?”
disc 2, track 9). Another emailer said they got their tickets to the
Chicago show, Bubba thinks they should have a bar. Another emailer
said one of the cops who was killed wore the same uniform as he did,
Bubba said if you can’t make it, you can still register, or buy a
shirt. Another emailer said the fly over in the plane would make for
some good footage. Bubba thinks he could do it, however it all depends
on where it’s based, he said flying over the gulf is like no man’s
land for a pilot. Another emailer said they might move to Indiana, he
told the emailer to quit his job, Manson said it’s culture shock.
Another emailer said they got three tickets to Bubba’s Chicago show,
Bubba thinks heather will be home with the kids. Another emailer
thanked Bubba for the Bikes for Badges event, Brent said Grady Judd
said he’ll be making a donation. Another emailer said TNA Impact
doesn’t use the word black anymore, the emailer said Dixie let the
marks change the show. Mark asked about straw, Bubba thinks it’s not
that absorbent, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later for rambling,
Bubba told the guy to have something of substance to say. Steve said
the guys are hilarious, he said the Captain of Val Dez had three or
four prior DUI arrests. We then heard a news clip about Kevin
Costner’s oil cleaning, Spice said this is turning into a “South Park”
episode, Manson doesn’t know why BP didn’t call him as soon as it
happened, the guys are really impressed by the product, it sucks about
200 gallons of oil a minute, Bubba thinks BP will try and make their
own version of Costner’s machine, he thinks Kevin should get the
money, he said he’d like to see some video of the machine. We then
heard a news clip about a bio tech company in Sarasota, Bubba stopped
the clip, saying the people in the lab don’t have anything compaired
to what Costner has, he said he likes machinery, he said we can’t wrap
our heads around molecules, Manson said he wants something that works.
We then heard a clip explaining how Costner’s machine works, Bubba
thinks Scientist is somewhat of a vegg term, Manson thinks an oil
company would have something ready before a big spill. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – BP news, Pain Clinic busted

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into a news clip about the oil spill, then into Ned’s “F BP”. Bubba
thinks Ned will be taken care of at the Wing House, Ned said the woman
spit shining his helmet is top priority; Bubba said he’ll be having
Rusty Wallis on the Satellite show. Greg in Wesley Chapple said some
pain clinics got busted yesterday, Bubba said he doesn’t have a
problem with it, Greg asked if anything good happens on MLK BLVD, we
then heard a news clip about that, Bubba said he’s really happy with
what the cops have done, he said it’s the new way for people to get
rich, Spice said if you’d like crack, you have to go to a real shifty
area, Manson doesn’t get how you can’t smoke a joint, yet one person
in Hillsborough county dies do to an overdose on pills. Bubba asked
Spice to look at the picture in the paper, Spice said he doesn’t’ see
a cane, he then noticed one, Ned thinks it’s a pimp cane. Bubba asked
if the Diacos are here, Spice thinks so, Ned said they should do them,
then have them on the air, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Brett Michaels on Oprah, 74 year-old listener calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into “take It Easy” by The Eagles as bumper music, he said
the Diacos are in Jamaica, Ned thinks they’re high. We then heard a
news clip about Brett Michaels getting hospitalized, Manson thinks
Oprah will suck the life out of you. We then heard a clip of Brett on
Oprah, where he described what happened to him, Bubba said he’ll drive
there, he hopes he never has to go through anything like this, he
wonders if Oprah is going through a TMZ like panderer, Manson said
that’s all he’s done, Spice said he’s playing the Rays concert, Manson
said he’d go, just to see him stroke out on stage. John in
Jacksonville said he listens every morning, he said he knows a guy who
works at a pain Clinic, it’s a crack deal going on. Bubba read an
article about a guy who snuck into the house of a fire fighter, the
guy got his ass kicked, the guy’s comment was that he might’ve been a
peeping Tom, who got beat up by a MMA fighter. Spice wonders if it
would be a clean shoot, Bubba sad no, Brent said if someone is on your
property and you feel threatened, you can blast them. We then heard a
news clip about Warren Sapp suing someone over a ponzy scheme, Bubba
thinks it won’t happen, he suggested we have a debtor’s prison, he
doesn’t get how a really fat high school Principal who is sending nude
pictures to a kid is in jail, he thinks her being nude is a crime for
an adult to look at. Spice said she looked decent in one picture, the
rest looked like hell. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
said his kids play video games, just sports stuff, Spice said at 14,
you can play stuff like World of War craft, Manson said a lot of
creeps are into that, the guys then reenact how the kid would go to
his guidance councilor, Bubba thinks if that was your first, it would
make you gay. Bobby said he just went through what Brett Michaels went
through, he said it’s a congenital issue; he said he was in the
hospital for a week. Bubba said the guys were betting him that he
wouldn’t say sidewinder mouth, the guy did it, Spice thinks Bubba gave
enough clues. Bubba said he hates the Tabaco juries, he said that
would be like Heather suing Pringles after he died, he then read an
article about that, he said if the guy started smoking when he was 13,
Manson said the cigarettes have had the warning labels for years,
Bubba said this ruins his day, Spice said in the bathrooms at
Restaurants, it costs about $7 a pack, he thinks that would motivate
you to quit. Tyrone asked if Bubba has worked out a deal with a
wardrobe at WGN, Spice said he’ll do it, he said you can’t wear a
sleeveless shirt and shorts on TV; he said BP’s website crashed. Bubba
said he’ll be having Dale Peterson on. Bubba took a call from a woman
who said something has to be done; she said she’s 74, Spice as an old
guy said they couldn’t text back in the day. Bubba asked how she found
out about the show, the woman said she likes classic rock, she said
she found the show, she said she loves it, she said she likes Ned, she
said she got rid of the man in her life about four and a half years
ago, she said she weighs too much. Ned asked about the jugs, the woman
said she doesn’t wear a bra anymore, bubba thinks this is a woman
after Ned’s heart, she said she just had a hit replacement; she said
she’d side saddle. Bubba said he’s appreciative that a woman like her
is listening to the show, he asked her to check in periodically, she
said she’ll do that. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – Dale Peterson calls in

Bubba said Dale Peterson’s commercial is one of his new favorite ones,
he said Dale is a man’s man, Spice thinks he’s almost too cool for
Agriculture, we then heard the commercial. Bubba thinks he should be
running for Senator, Dale called Bubba big guy, he said he’s rolling.
Bubba said the viral aspect is doing well for him, he asked if a lot
of people have joined the fun, Dale said a lot of folks all over the
Country have joined in, he said it’s time that more no nonsense people
step up to the plate, he said the Primary is June 1, the day after
Memorial day, he said he’s not in with the Good old boys, bubba thinks
ale doesn’t care about that stuff. Dale said one of the opponents has
a flushed bank account, he said the guy has been appointed to almost
every position. Spice asked him if he’ll have to crack open his books,
Dale said yes. Spice asked for a comparison, Dale said he has about
$280,000, he thinks he’ll be able to run a few ads on TV. Bubba said
Dale’s website is: DalePeterson2010.com, he said there’s a link on
Btls.com, he thinks the commercials are genius, Dale said he’s just a
common guy, he said he’s about to lose his voice, he said what he’s
doing is good for Alabama and the Country. Spice asked what happened
if he’ll get bottle necked, Dale said he’ll attempt to have a weekly
radio show, Manson said he likes that. Bubba said the stealing of the
signs is horrible, Dale said they’ve found some people who have done
that. Spice asked if Dale has gotten up in his opponent’s face, Dale
said everywhere he goes, his opponent isn’t around, he said we’re
talking billions and billions of dollars. Bubba said Chris Matthews
had a piece on him, Dale thinks it pained him to do it. We then heard
the clip, where Chris describes the ad as all American; Dale said at
least he’s picked up on something good. Chris said it would make him
really successful. Spice asked Dale Glenn’s thoughts on immigration,
Dale thinks he’s with him all the way, he doesn’t understand why it’s
so hard to understand the word illegal, he said in Alabama, they have
to spend a lot of money just to teach the foreigners English, he said
they speak English in Alabama, all be it Southern English, he said if
you want to come to America, do it the right way. Bubba said a lot of
people have a problem with the Arizona situation, Dale told the guys
to disregard his car door sounder, he wonders why it took Arizona so
long to do it. Bubba said he likes the gun in the ad, Dale said it
wasn’t genius on his part, he said the directors really helped him out
with it. Bubba said the sooner you teach a kid how a gun works, the
more they won’t be curious about it, Dale said it’s like teaching your
kids how to swim. Spice asked him if he’d tax and legalize weed, would
he be in favor of it, Dale sad no, he said he tried it, he said it’s
not in his veins. Spice asked him if we’ve bowed down to the Muslim
population, Dale said yes. Spice asked him what it would be like if a
terrorist attack happened, Dale said he agreed with Bush back when the
Twin towers came down. Bubba said we’re all afraid of Muslims, Dale
said it boils down to Political Correctness, bubba thinks he’s saying
people are pussies, Dale wasn’t sure how he could say it, he said we
need to get back to where we started, he said Agriculture has always
had Migrant workers. Bubba said he and Dale have a lot in common, Dale
said this is the fourth show he’s done this morning, bubba cracked up
at Dale calling him Rascal, Spice said he appreciates his old school
mindset, Manson said we need more people like that. We then heard a
clip of Dale saying he never wanted to be a Politician, Brent said the
guy sounds like his Uncle, bubba goofed on him, saying white Power,
the guys cracked up when Dale said “it’s time to Role”. Alex said if
the guy runs with Palin, it’ll bring up his IQ. Jamie told Brent he
was the man, he then said he’s an anker baby, he wonders where he’s
going, Brent said the guy is an American, Bubba said we need to secure
the boarder, he said it doesn’t matter where your coming from, if
you’re not supposed to be here don’t come. The guy said it’s sad that
the smartest people we hire are people who aren’t from here, Brent
explained what the guy ment when he said that corporations are people,
bubba thinks the guy was deep, they then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 7 – Bubba discusses the issues with America

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bikes for Badges, then
into “Anyway You Want It” as bumper music. Bubba thanked Dwayne, a
chef at the Penthouse for delivering some food. Sarah on protection
said her husband’s company hires illegal immigrants, she said the guy
loves his employees, the unemployed people don’t have a work ethic,
she said some of the workers have illegal information, they get paid
enough money to sit and watch TV, Bubba said the system is broken from
top to bottom, he thinks if we cut off the benefits, Americans would
get out and pick fruit, he said unemployment is a problem, he thinks
they make too much sense, Sarah hopes the next generation will step
up, Manson said too many people will be texting and watching “American
idol”, Bubba said people are afraid of their content, he said it’s the
lack of real stuff, he said they tried to make a difference, Manson
said they pander to people who want to hear the truth. Bubba said all
they got left are six stations and Howard Stern, he said the pussy ass
shows have a bunch of stations. Sarah said she applauds what the guys
do; she said she understands it’s a problem. Bubba said the big
problem is, we’re just a big puppy mill, he said we’re having retarded
Americans by the day, we then heard Ned’s “Those Fucking Mexicans
Gotta Go”. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Penthouse pet of January 2009 Teagan Presley in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into “Ned’s messages to BP”, then into “Keep on Rollin’” by
REO Speed wagon as bumper music. Bubba asked Dwayne how many suits he
has, Dwayne said about thirty. Bubba said he saw Dwayne’s wife
yesterday, he thinks he wasn’t creating a wake, he told Maria he
wasn’t causing a wake, he said he backed it down when he saw her,
Maria said he was being cool, Bubba thinks Dwayne is being a dick,
Maria said Dwayne is against her going out, she did when he left.
Teagan said girls have screwed her over when getting them in porn, she
said she had to trash some of the stuff; she said the girl farted in
her face. Bubba asked what’s too old for the big companies, Teagan
said that Lisa Anne is hot, Spice said the business has changed, bubba
thinks the cougar/milf thing is, Teagan said she’s not into Granny
porn. Dwayne said she’ll be doing a book signing today. Bubba said
Chris rock will make anything for Teagan, Teagan said they got an Avn
Award for their first title, she said you never sleep, bubba thinks it
shouldn’t be a stressful situation, Teagan said booking is a
nightmare. Spice said he saw a lot of creepy dudes, he asked if any of
them freak Teagan out, Teagan said she gets creeped out when she has
to feature a guy, she said some guy found out her real name at a hotel
and sat by her door, the cops ended up drawing down on him, as he had
done stupid stuff in the past. Bubba asked about the guy’s history,
Teagan said the guy was known to follow other people. Bubba asked if
Teagan is into private stuff, Teagan said she’s into touching girls
and beating boys up, she said she’s too paranoid of STDs. Spice asked
about how regulated it is, Teagan said they’re tested every two or
three weeks, Spice said he doesn’t like condoms, Bubba said they had a
shirt (The Bareback Avenger), he then asked her if she prefers
condoms, Teagan said it depends on the guy, she said she did a year
and a half with a condom, she then stopped. Bubba asked if she’s done
a scene with Lexington Steel, Teagan said some girl had sex with him;
she couldn’t sit for a while. Spice asked her about being in
Entourage, Teagan said it was great, she said she met Jeremy Pivin,
she didn’t get his number. Dwayne said she’s doing some shows tonight,
Bubba suggested she get some rest, they then ended the show a few
seconds later.


Sirius show

Segment 1 – Birthdays, Scout and Big Gulp call in

The show started off with “Juicy” as bumper music. Bubba said today
would’ve been Notorious BIG’s birthday; Spice said it was a senseless
crime. Bubba wonders why he’s having such a tough time today, Ned
suggested Bubba come back with him, Bubba said Travis Fuckin’ Travis
would put him in a good mood, he thinks Travis would tear the house
down at Bubbapalooza new Orleans, he then recapped how he might do
stand-up, he would like to see him followed up by Blind Lawrence,
Spice said he can’t wait to see Lawrence’s set, Bubba said he put a
chicken finger right by Lawrence’s nose yesterday, he knew what it
was. The guys went over some birthdays, Bubba thinks Chris Benoit was
a great wrestler, but how he died made him an asshole, the guys
cracked up at Chris hanging himself with a Bow Flex, the guys think it
doesn’t do as advertized, the guys then discussed Jeffry Dahmer, Bubba
said jokes on them with his victims, Manson said that was his gimmick,
Brent said Jeff had a penis in his lobster pot, Manson wonders how
nuts you have to be. Bubba said when he was in Milwaukee, he asked his
program director where Dahmer’s house was, the guys cracked up at
Dahmer working at a chocolate factory, Brent said he’d be fat if he
worked in a chocolate factory, he then said a fourteen year-old boy
ran away from Dahmer’s house, bubba and Spice recreated what that
must’ve sounded like, with bubba as the kid, Spice as the cop, and
Manson as Dahmer, Brent said it went down the way Manson did it.
Phillip in Toronto thanked the guys for his weekend, Bubba said
Phillip seems like a no nonsense guy, Phillip said Friday will have
particular memories for him. Spice said one of the guys was farting at
the table, Manson said he smelled that, Phillip said no one heard the
show, so he didn’t get any heat, he asked if he could make a donation,
Bubba told him he could, he said his 2009 tax returns are on line, he
said no one takes salaries. Spice asked who the biggest dick was,
Phillip said no one was a dick, Spice asked him about people from the
show, Phillip said he liked sitting near Brent, as he’s the smartest
guy on the show, he said he was shocked at how approachable Spice was,
he said he liked going to Bubba’s house. Bubba hopes all the Wonka
winners will call in, he thinks they should make it an annual event,
Phillip said they’d gladly do it again. Bubba wonders why Juel didn’t
get her snaggle tooth fixed, Spice said she’s in town, Ned said he’d
fuck Jone Collins for the hell of it, he thinks her snatch is
disgusting. We then heard Scout and big gulp’s bumper, Scout said
they’re going across Tennessee, she said the caller about the illegal
stuff was pissing her off, she said she has a friend who has had his
identity stolen twice, she said she’d strangle her if she saw her.
Bubba said they saw Janie Cakes, Scout said Jane couldn’t have been
more hospitable, she said they’d send her good will money, the check
didn’t’ show up until Wednesday, they picked up the car on Sunday,
Bubba said he had to calm Jane down, he thinks she’s freaked out,
Scout said they’re shooting for the New Orleans Bubbapalooza. Bubba
said he thinks he’s jacked off to some of Teagan Presley’s stuff; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Teagan Presley visits

Bubba said there’s some kind of shit caper going on; he then said
Teagan was in studio. Dwayne said she’ll be at the Penthouse at
Midnight, Show Girls at three, bubba said he couldn’t do that, he
thinks he’s watched a lot of her stuff, Spice thinks she was in the
studio a while back, Teagan thinks she wasn’t that memorable, Teagan
said she’s famous for “girl next door Anal”, she said her first anal
experience was horrible. Bubba asked if there’s some kind of technique
they don’t know about, he thinks her ass looks nice,
Teagan said she’s 24 now, she said when she first went in, she was
fooled in that it was a nude modeling thing, she said she should’ve
been smarter, Spice said she didn’t have anyone guiding her, he asked
if she’ll be the one to guide people, Teagan said yes, she said the
agents are booking the girls now, she said they have to let you know
before an anal seen takes place. Spice asked how important the enema
is; Teagan said it’s very important. Bubba said he’s off anal, as he
ended up with Poopy dick. Teagan said she fucked a girl with a
strap-on, she tried everything to not throw up, she said she learned
how to have sex on camera, she said she’s learned what she likes and
what she doesn’t. Bubba asked how great the sex is; Teagan said it’s
great, she said Lisa Anne DP’d her. Spice said Bree Olson didn’t like
them, Bubba couldn’t remember who the girl was who didn’t orgasm (may
22, 2009), Teagan said Aubry Bitoni, Bubba asked her how she knew the
name, she said she had known the story.
Bubba said Bree Olson had a flip out, he asked someone to put it on
DVD. Teagan said she saw some guy who was around 60 or 70, the guy was
seven or eight inches limp. Bubba asked her the last time she did anal
with a man was,
Eagan said she doesn’t do boys anymore, Spice thinks it’s like
listening to old air checks when you’re in radio. Teagan said they’ve
got a DVD “Weapons of Ass destruction”, Spice said this is like her
Heath Ledger in Batman, the guys think Michael Jackson is in the
video. Bubba asked if she’s single, Teagan said as soon as she’s
divorced, she’ll get married again, she said her Husband is crazy,
Brent said you can get divorced if you can’t find the guy, Teagan said
the lawyer didn’t know she was married. Bubba asked how they met,
Teagan said he was a male performer, she said he stopped performing
when they met, she said he stopped having sex when they met, Bubba
thinks he’s crazy, the guys think he’s a fag, Teagan said she married
the wrong person, she said she never test drove the merchandise, she
said her friends didn’t tell her, she said her maid of honor didn’t’
show up, Spice thinks that should’ve been a hint. Josh came in, he
said the guy is a mega douche, as he choked out Teagan during the
AVNs, he said when they meet, it’ll be a fast introduction. Teagan
said she has a family, she said she has other stuff she has to do, she
said when you’re running down the street with a towel wrapped around
you, and your kids nearby, and your screaming for help and no one
comes out, it’s time to leave. Spice asked Josh if he’s ready, Teagan
said she’s just another notch on the belt. Josh said he got married
twice, once was for ten days, as he had a kid, he wanted to make sure
the kid was legit, he said he can’t set foot into a church without it
setting on fire, he said the guy is on the run, bubba thinks they can
make a movie out of this whole situation, he thinks he could keep them
on until 2 in the afternoon, Teagan said she’s super ferdal, as she
was on birth control when he had sex with her, Josh said the guy knows
it wasn’t his the whole time, he said his kid is 15, he said they’ll
have a boy at some point, Bubba thinks he should talk with him, Josh
said if he shoots all girls, they’ll have all post birth abortions,
Teagan said her life is all over the internet, Brent said he doesn’t’
believe what he reads on it. Spice asked if her fans will ask her
stuff, Teagan said it happens a lot. Spice asked if they’re doing a
big wedding, Josh said they’re doing a quiet wedding, then an all-out
porn wedding, they’ll have lots of midgets, Bubba said he should go on
his TV show. Teagan said they were in Jamaica, Brent said he stuck
around, Josh thinks big Black Beautiful women week is every week, he
said it was really gross to see that, Brent said everyone had Cocaine,
shrooms or weed on them, Teagan said that you’re in Bob Marley
country, she said she doesn’t like having all those mirrors, as you
can see someone taking a shit, she saw some guy shoot Adrenalin in his
dick, Brent said you don’t want to buy any weed at the airport, he
said the customs are lazy. Bubba thanked her for coming in, he asked
if Teagan squirts, Josh said she does, the guys debate what squirt
truly is. Spice said he’s not sure if he’d like to punch Max hardcore
in the face, or shake his hand, Bubba thinks he’s a douche personally.
Josh said he grew up knowing Peter North was the man; he said a lot of
guys were disappointed when Peter did gay porn. Bubba said Ron Jeremy
needs to wrap it up, he said he’s glad that someone is calling him
out, Josh said he ends up sitting with him, he said the problem is the
homeless people Ron brings in. Spice said he had to do an appearance
with him, as he was busy fucking a Waffle House waitress. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 3 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada, then into Ned’s “F BP”. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 4 – Adel from Canada

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, Bubba said the bumper music was kind of gay, he said Rusty
Wallis will be calling in. matt from West Virginia came on, Bubba said
he’s a Wonka winner, the guy said he wishes he was still there, he
said his Dad was embarrassed on Thursday, he got a little too drunk
and broke a bottle, he thinks they were the earliest to leave, Brent
said a lot of people didn’t make out to 2001. Bubba asked the guy if
he tried any of Buddha’s stuff, the guy said he did, he asked for the
recipe, he said there’s a Bubba Wonka FaceBook page, he doesn’t know
the address. We then heard Downer Dave’s bumper, Dave came on, asking
if he’d rather have sex or a last meal on death row, Bubba and Brent
said sex, Dave said it was a dumb question, he said he was watching
the Price is Right, he took the day off, Bubba said he almost did that
today, he said it gets to you, Brent said he wishes he could have
Craig the Bulldog’s gig. Dave asked if Bubba would address the stuff
that happened the past five years, Bubba said he would; he thinks he’s
said everything. Adel in British Columbia came on, she said she’s at
work, she said she called back in April, she said she was in Calgary
last weekend and had a blast, she said she’ll be at Bubbapalooza;
Bubba got sidetracked with some guy on TV. Adel said she’s bringing
her Dad, Bubba asked why, Adel said they’re not the typical family,
she said she got her husband a ticket. Spice said they don’t get a lot
of groupy chicks, he said he got some head from a girl once in
Indiana, ned thinks Jane sucks a mean dick, Bubba admonished him for
saying that. Bubba asked who Adel would like to give some pussy to;
Spice said he can’t cheat, saying how she could just give him a
blowjob. The guys goofed on Rusty Wallis being on hold, Spice said he
got an email from someone saying he got some pussy from a girl in
Arizona, he said he doesn’t remember it though. Bubba asked why Rusty
keeps hanging up, Brent said he was talking with some people, Bubba
said they should move on. Adel came back on, she said she doesn’t like
butts, Spice told her when the girl is blowing you, you move your sack
a little, Ned said they’ll have no choice. Bubba asked Adel if she’s
ever fucked around, Adel said they’ve done some stuff together, Ned
thinks he’d be in the closet with Adel’s Dad. Spice said he likes it
to where the girl is almost crying, Manson thinks he’s a sicko, Bubba
suggested she move on to Brent and Amanda. Adel then described one of
her friends, Bubba wondered if she’d be interested in Spice, he thinks
Spice shouldn’t go to Calgary, he said that he and Manson have only
fucked their wives at Bubbapalooza, Dave said it’s Bizzar, Bubba
thinks hammil is fucking B-Fudd, he then went over the various people
who have gotten pussy while at Bubbapalooza. Adel said bubba’s face
looks okay; she’s not sure on the rest. Bubba said someone emailed
him, saying he has heather, Spice thinks trading up is what most guys
are into, he thinks he’s the last guy she’d fuck at the show, he then
went over the people at the show, she said yes to Brent and Spice, she
said no to Manson, Manson said that he would fuck her anyway. Adel
said she’s never had a black man before, she said yes to Twenty-five,
she said no to Big Dick, as the voice drives her nuts. Ned said he’d
jump off a bridge if he had to fuck Bubba, big dick or Twenty-five,
Brent said he’s tied to the bridge. Bubba asked big dick or Ned, she
said Big Dick, Spice thinks she’ll be the only girl there, bubba hopes
she’ll bring some girls to the show, he thinks it’ll be a sausage
fest, Spice thinks she’ll get raped at the show. Bubba wondered if
he’s really that bad, he said he only does this when he has shit going
on, he said he’ll get into it after the break. Spice recapped what
Dick had said, saying how there’s no toilet paper, Brent said it’s
always in the front part of the bowl, he thinks Bubba sits backwards,
this had Spice laughing his ass off. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Randy Lajoy on the phone

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
We then heard Manson’s “Battle of The Sexists” from “Public Enema #1”
disc 1, track 15, and “Bubba Show Classics Vol. 3”, track 22. The bit
features Bubba, Brent and Ned competing in a game show about the
female race. They all end up giving incorrect answers, and as a
result, end up with a three-way tie of negative 700. Bubba said
national Enquirer is saying George Lopez cheated on his wife, Spice
said the hookers need to shut up; Manson said texts are causing the
problem. Mike in Canada said he won’t be going to Calgary, he said he
was watching TNA last night, they stopped saying Black, Spice wonders
what the Black Machismo will do now. Ned asked about Bubba taking a
shit, Bubba then did his big dick impersonation, Spice thinks it
sounds like Lasker, Bubba said it’s the same category, Spice said
bubba had everyone look at his shit, he then recapped how it went
down, Spice said bubba considers himself taking a big shit productive,
he said when he has a big one going, he takes a piece of toilet paper,
folds it in half and puts it on the trash can lid, Spice as Bubba told
Tyler to take it to school. Bubba said Randy Lajoy was on the phone,
he thinks Randy will do race toilet seats, he said his Dad conditioned
him to throw the paper in the trash can, Ned said he’s taken a shit in
the trash can, Bubba told Spice, Manson and ned to leave, he called
the guys homos for not liking racing. Spice said bubba pulls an AC
Slader when he takes a shit, bubba told Spice he’ll kick his ass for
being disrespectful, Spice cracked up when bubba mentioned his pierced
penis. Randy came on, he thinks the guys are pegging him as a sicko,
he said he’s going to rusty Wallis’s track, he said he got the footage
of Tyler racing, bubba thinks Randy’s kid isn’t watching him race,
which is probably why he’s winning. Bubba asked randy if he’s won a
Winston cup, Randy said he did one in 1995, bubba said bill Davis has
a lot of fuck ups. Randy said last year, Harvick won his race, he said
he crashed recently. Bubba said he talked to tony, he said Harvick is
one of his favorites. Randy recapped what happened with Randy last
year, saying that he went by the green flag. Bubba it’s sad that some
asshole stole Randy’s money, he thinks the guy is still in jail, he
asked who else runs Randy’s seats, Randy said there’s a seat that’s
about $12,000, he said they need a rating on his seats last year, he
said it’s nice that with his seats, you can walk away from any impact,
bubba said he doesn’t know anyone who has walked away from a wreck
without one of Randy’s seats, Randy said he wouldn’t be able to sleep
at night if someone died. Bubba thinks Randy has saved more lives in
Sprint cars, Randy said that Sprint cars can flip upside-down easily,
he said when he’s at the track, he wants to educate, he then went over
his board of people who have helped him out. Bubba asked about the
Spoiler VS the Wing, Randy said he’s talked with Joey, he said you
can’t tell the difference, he said he almost killed himself when he
qualified for Daytona in 1983. Bubba said he met Randy at a café, he
said someone needs to make the Dream more competitive, he said you can
go to Btls.com and look at the racing section, he said the most
important thing to do with racing is a good neck restraint, a good
helmet, and a good seat. Bubba said when he shits, he sometimes
crumples the toilet paper up, he then puts it in the bowl, Brent said
he finds it odd, Bubba told Brent he stands up when he wipes, the
other guys cracked up, Bubba said they snuck back in, he thinks the
guys are high, Brent said he’s gotten support of people who stand up
when they wipe, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bikes for Badges
shirt. Bubba thinks they’ve covered the shit deal, Spice said if he
says so, he said it looks like there’s poop on the trash can lid;
Bubba said that’s because it’s dirty, Manson thinks it’s a lot of
handling. Bubba went to a guy who was saying some stuff to another
guy, the guy some Asian guys used to have plastic bags of toilet
paper, as they were afraid of putting it in the bowl, he said it
wasn’t the first time it happened, Brent said it’s because some Asian
Countries don’t have toilets, the shit hole is a hole in the ground,
ned called them filthy Asians. Dave asked where the shitty toilet
paper is, bubba got sidetracked with a blonde on TV, Ned said she’s
looking for a guy who puts his shit on top of a trash can, Bubba said
he refuses to play the guys’s shit games. Scott in Ohio said he was
overseas, he said they just throw the toilet paper in the trash can.
Wes in Indiana said his Dad made him do the same thing, he said he
cuts it up before it goes down, or else it will clog up the tank. Bob
on protection said he does remodeling, one his customers is part owner
of BP, he was told it would be the worst disaster, Bubba said they
already know that, the guy said the rig is on top of the debris, he
said it’ll never stop, unless it runs out of oil. Bubba asked why the
insider says that, the guy said imagine half of the World Trade Center
sitting on top of the pipe, he said the footage on the internet is
fake. Spice asked why the guy is on protection, Bubba said he works
for someone big, Bob said all the companies will have to pay up, he
said the truth will come out in the next couple of weeks, he said the
oil companies will be badmouthing each other. Bubba wondered what will
happen if we can’t stop it, the guy said they’re only telling you what
you want to know, he said it will be over, Manson said it’s plausible.
Bob said BP has been lying to everyone from the beginning, bubba has
no doubt that’s the case, Spice said he can figure that out on his
own, Brent said the whole gulf will be fucked, Spice said bubba just
bought Oil front property, Spice thinks the caller is talking to kids.
Brent said he and Manson were really high last Friday, saying that the
gulf is fucked, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Oil Spill discussions

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, then into “take It Easy” as bumper music. Bubba said he’s
hitting the wall, Ned thinks it’ll happen this weekend. Mark on
protection said he’s in the U.S. Coast guard, he said eventually the
situation will be stopped. Bubba said the other guy claimed it will
never stop, he said it’s not an option. Mark said we can put men in
space, we can do this, Brent said it has to be on top of some debris,
he thinks this is Obama on protection. Bubba talked about Costner’s
device, the guy said there are a bunch of ideas, the difficulty is
getting everyone on the same page, the guys don’t think it’ll be fixed
in 90 days, Bubba thinks Obama is freaked out, he said he’d be in a
skin suit and a snorkel. Brent wonders if we’re seeing a live cam,
Spice said the site crashed, bubba thinks there’s more unseen than
scene, he thinks it’s 5% top, 95
% below. Spice thinks NASA would work on this, Ned said if only Billy
Mays was still alive, Spice as Billy said even oxy clean can’t fix it.
Bubba said the Federal Government will come down on the oil companies,
Spice said rush Limbaugh said that it’s just the ocean, we shouldn’t
worry about it. Scott in Indiana said he worked with Fema during
hurricane Katrina, he said the big oil companies are contacting them.
bubba asked if they’ve been hired to clean up, the guy said he works
the fare, he puts the tents up, Bubba thinks they should hold on to
this guy. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Emails, Jeff the Drunk Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into “Ned’s Messages to BP”. Bubba said he loves the bumper music; he
thinks the guys are hanging him out to dry by not responding, Spice
said it’s a happy song. The first email of the day said they were
driving five hours to see Bubba in Chicago, he thinks he’ll mess up
the tapings. Another emailer said black is out of TNA. Another emailer
said they got tickets for the talk show. Jeff the Drunk came on, he
said he had a rough week, Spice asked him if it’s a feud with his
Brother, Jeff said he’s getting out of his house, bubba said it’s a
trailor, Jeff said it’s a house. Spice asked if they fought, Jeff said
no, saying he doesn’t want none of this, he said the guy is off, he
said the guy is normal looking, but mentally he’s off, he told the
guys to have a good weekend, bubba thanked him for that. Caroline said
she doesn’t get a chance to listen as much as she does, she wished her
husband happy anniversary, Bubba asked her to give the dirtiest
message ever, she said he likes to get bitten, she said her Husband
has made her squirt. They then ended the show a few seconds later.