Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Segment 1 – Sports, coming up on the show

The show started off with audio of the Rays losing. Bubba said the
weird ass music was provided by Miller, Ned cracked open a Miller Lite
while Bubba talked. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he thinks the
Rays looked like refried dog shit last night, Spice said it’s the
first time the Redsocks have beaten the Rays this year, he then
plugged the latest stuff on BubbaRaw.com and Btls.com. Spice said he’s
ready for a vacation. Bubba plugged what they’ve got coming up on the
show, Brent sad they’ve got about five contestants. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – E-Mails, Oil Spill

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Methed out Homos”. Bubba
thinks it’s a lack luster day with birthdays, Spice thinks Shreck is
an easy paycheck, Manson said he makes huge bank with that. We then
heard a news clip about a guy who got arrested for child porn, Bubba
wonders what is sexy about a three month old, Manson thinks you have
to be deeply disturbed, he doesn’t get why we don’t have a task force
on this issue, Brent said everyone is guilty under the Rico Statue,
Bubba said that it’s not like when Ned was growing up and buying snuff
films, he wonders what is sexy about kids in general, Spice said he’s
seen grone adults who aren’t sexy. The first email of the day said
they’d like to be in the dating game, the guys wonder what race Adam
is; Brent said he’s half Korean. Another emailer said they voted no on
the 911 call, the emailer said she’s got 3 kids, the emailer thinks
the women who voted for it probably don’t have kids. Another emailer
asked for some insight on the radio business, Brent said that ship
sailed, Bubba thinks the Connecticut School of Broadcasting would be a
good start. Another emailer had a picture of a birthday Cake for her
Husband, it was a Bubba Army cake, the guys then discussed various
cakes, Ned said the penis cake gets old after awhile. We then heard a
news clip about the oil spill invading the marsh lands, Bubba said
Costner is waiting with his machine, he thinks being a Politician is
show business, he said he’d be there, he thinks they know how powerful
BP is, he wonders why Obama isn’t cutting a big promo. Brent wonders
what the Federal government is doing, Bubba thinks them not saying
anything doesn’t help, Manson said he hates it when his wife doesn’t
say anything, Spice said if she’s not talking, he can leave the house,
Mason thinks he should flip over his podium, Ned thinks he should do
some Gallagher kind of stuff. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Air Conditioner Temps

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Bubba thinks Miller is all over the road, he said Tyler loves this
song, Spice said that JZ owns some money in some teams; Bubba proposes
they do a rap song about Tampa. Brandon said he got his tickets to the
Chicago show, Saturday at 10:00, Bubba said he’ll get in late Friday
night, he thinks they’ll have a meet and greet on Saturday night, he
wonders what he’ll wear, Brent said he emailed the producers about
that kind of stuff, Bubba suggested the caller go to Wall mart for a
collared shirt, he thinks a Sports coat will serve him better, Brent
thinks so, Bubba thinks he should have a rotation of clothing, Ned
suggests a leather jacket, Bubba said no, as Ned will probably call
him the bloated tick again, he then asked Spice to help him with his
clothing selection, Spice said it has a lot to do with the
measurements, Bubba said he knows that, he proposes they have a
meeting. Glen in St. Petersburg said he’s heard Walter preach, Bubba
said he likes the guy, Glen wonders if Bubba has ever heard Walter
talk about the Politicians who are moving away from Jesus, Brent said
he’s not sure on that. Bubba thinks Glen is down and out, Glen said he
used to work for Florida Light and Power, he said Bubba’s comments on
the oil spill have freaked him out, he sad Tampa isn’t going to care,
he wonders why a good idea can’t work in our country, Bubba thinks
it’s all that red tape. Glen said he didn’t sleep well last night, he
said he’s five foot ten, he said the AC was too cold, Bubba wondered
where he could find something like that, he then said in the middle of
the night at Sergey’s house, he turned the air down to get some sleep,
he said his air has to be 71, Spice said he’s at 74, Manson said in
his old bedroom, it was 77, in the new one it’s 73, Spice said the
wall units are tricky. Bubba said a window shaker is fantastic, Spice
said that can mess things up, Bubba suggest you get an extra blanket
in a hotel. We then heard a news clip about a Buccaneers fan who has
been told by the team to pay up, Bubba thinks this a black eye for the
Buccaneers, he suggests the Bucs win a game or two, he thinks the tide
has turned on the Glazer family, he said he’ll never forgive them for
how they hung Derrick Brookes out to dry, he said he’s waiting for the
team that says your season ticket price is based on how many victories
the team has had, Brent said it’ll never happen, Manson thinks they’ll
be blacked out. Treck thinks Bubba is stressing over the dressing up,
he suggested the sports coat.
Bill said he’ll fix up the AC problems, he suggested Bubba get a
humidifier on the wall. Bubba said Heather ran a 8 minute mile, Spice
thinks he can’t run that, Manson thinks he can do that, Bubba said he
doesn’t know what she does, nor does he care, Manson said that Berlin
was running 6 minute miles, Bubba said she was only 13 and weighed 81
pounds. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Blind Lawrence in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the three concept best
of shows. Bubba apologized for the dead air, as his mouse fell off the
pad, he asked if the guys saw the story about the 53 year-old virgin,
he thinks something isn’t right, we then heard a news clip about that,
Bubba wonders how you can be 53 and be a virgin, Manson said it’s a
natural urge, Spice wonders if everyone is eating behind him, Manson
wonders who would have sex with that, Bubba thinks the guy is a fag,
he said he’d laugh at that point, Brent thinks we’re dealing with a
Religious nut, Ned said he only agrees with condoms aren’t cool, Bubba
thinks they should make a movie about Jesus being a Virgin, Brent said
The Passion Of The Christ was homoerotic. Bubba said Blind Lawrence
went to a Blind Camp, he had no idea what Chocolate Rain was, Manson
explained it. We then heard a clip of Lawrence saying this was for the
ladies on SFJ, Bubba had no clue what that was, Spice said it’s
SweetFeatheryJesus.com. Lawrence came in a few seconds later, he said
the site was a Phil Hendrie fan forum; he didn’t get that many
responses off of it. Bubba asked Lawrence how he masturbates, Lawrence
said that he plays “the fat and The Furious” disc 1, track 6. The guys
cracked up at the video, he wonders what Lawrence was thinking,
Lawrence said it was just him being silly. We then heard the Chocolate
Rain video, Bubba thinks Lawrence looks retarded. Lawrence said he
pulls his eye out in the video, Bubba said he saw that, Spice said he
didn’t’ catch it, Ned seemed interested in it. Lawrence explained the
dorm room was in Daytona, he said he learned how to cook and clean
while there. The guys asked Lawrence if he’d pull his eye out Lawrence
said he’d do it. Spice described what Lawrence was doing, he almost
omitted when he saw it. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 5 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Bubba plugged what they’ve got tomorrow, the To the Treeman auditions,
he said you can’t turn on the news without seeing stuff on Linzy
Lohan, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba wonders how a Scram
device on the ankle can tell if you get drunk, he suggests they throw
her in jail. We then heard a news clip about Bill Clinton getting in a
car wreck. Bubba read an article about a guy who burnt his house down,
as his wife didn’t have his meal ready, the guy came home drunk, Spice
wonders why she didn’t have his dinner ready, Ned thinks it’s
inexcusable. We then heard “dueling Der Ders” from “bubba Show
Classics Vol. 11”, track 14, Bubba wonders if that’s Arson if you burn
your own house down. Bubba read an article about a homeless guy who
slapped his girlfriend, as she didn’t strip for his friends. We then
heard a news clip about peak travel ser charges, Bubba thinks it’s
ridiculous, Bubba said Bill Gates can’t expand his company, he thinks
Delta has bought most of everything, he then read an article about a
doctor who would grope people while dressed as Captain America he
wonders why you’d have a burrito in his pants, Ned said it’s for
looks. Bubba said breasts aren’t a deal breaker, Spice thinks males
can fake having a big one, Bubba thinks false advertising will direct
the outcome, Spice said almost everything is fake, he thinks groping
is a sexual problem. Chris on protection said he works for Delta; he
said the reason why it’s set up like this is that it’s what they’re
looking for, Ned yelled for the kid in the background to shut up.
Bubba said he’s not a conspiracy nut, he said the company is making
money, Chris said management is making a lot of money, Bubba thinks
even the kid is worried about that stuff, the guy said flying is a
mental task, Bubba said your just punching it in, the guy said it’s a
thousand decisions every five minutes, he said something goes wrong
about every hour. Bubba said most people have the “Gotta go” syndrome,
he said Andre the giant was as big as a house. Bubba said they’ve
spent an extra night just to make sure everything goes okay. The guy
said the planes are built strong, yet one crinkle can make it all go
wrong. Bubba said you don’t realize how violent a cloud is until you
go through it; he thanked the guy for calling. Chris said the step
Dads who kill their kids are ridiculous, he said they can’t have kids,
yet all these people are killing kids, Bubba called him Mr. Obvious
for that call. David in Houston said the show was funny with the
content yesterday, he said he almost ran off the road with the 911
call on auto-tune. Bubba thinks the New Orleans tickets will be on a
first come, first serve basis. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Newsletter,
then into “Ned’s messages to BP”. Paul in south Florida said he loves
the show, he said he was in the Keys to help out with the oil spill,
he said he was partying with a guy who works for BP, the guy said they
could just blast it shut, but it would cause BP to lose their rights
for that spot. Bubba said the problem is, we don’ know the truth he
said they’re conditioned to be cynical, Manson wondered where the
Journalism is, Bubba wondered if they can put a submarine down there.
We then heard a clip of Juel singing, Spice said it’s a bottle opener,
Manson wondered what kind of voice that is, Bubba thinks she has
kankels, Spice said he’d still do her, he said she’s got some talent,
he said she’s better than Paris Hilton, Bubba said she looks like her,
he thinks a side profile isn’t her friend, he then read an article
about a Spice said if that was someone he knows, they’re no longer his
friend. Bubba said not an ounce of it is right, he said there’s a
lesser of two evils, he said that kind of stuff is worthy of killing.
Spice said he’s been in touch with Juel’s tour manager, Bubba wondered
who started the slang names for her snaggle tooth, he said she has a
nose David Reutimann would be envious of, Spice said she’s married to
a professional bull rider, he said he can’t wait for Juel to watch his
TV show, Bubba thinks they can put him in a yellow dress, he then went
back to the child molester in Michigan, Manson said it’s child
endangerment for not reporting it sooner. Neil said he agrees with the
guys on the news not knowing how an oil rig works, the guy said they
waited so long to do something about it, Manson wonders what they
could’ve done earlier; the guy said one of the preventers is a pair of
scissors that turns everything off. Bubba thinks they can’t stop it,
the guy said all they can do is destroy the well. Bubba thinks the
best case would be to blow it up, he wonders if that will discharge
more oil, the guy said yes, he said it’s not a safe bet to light the
whole thing on fire, Bubba thinks they’re doing a lot of destruction.
He guy said the mixture is must mud and stuff like that, Manson
wonders how they’re going to find it, the guy said the mud was’ heaven
enough. Bubba asked if they can’t stop it, the guy said they’re trying
to save their asses over at BP, he said if it blows up, they can’t
close it up, Bubba wonders why they didn’t do this the first day.
Manson wonders if it was really worth it to save the well, the guy
said they had to use that idea. Bubba took a call from a guy who said
he’s a disaster recovery specialist, he said that stuff needs to be
categorized, Ned didn’t know what the guy was talking about, the guys
think it’s a whole lot of fancy nothing. Bubba asked when something
will be done, the guy said the Russians came up with something, he
said some stuff is worse than the oil. Bubba asked why they’re not
using Costner’s machine, the guy said they should use it, Bubba said
he’d have Costner their the first day, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Matt Hardy calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba thinks they had Matt hardy on the show; he thinks Vince
should push him. Matt came on a few seconds later, he said he’s in
Ohio. Bubba said he follows him on Twitter, matt said their schedule
is aggressive. Bubba asked him if he’s cleared, Matt said yes. Spice
said he watches the Backyard Wrestling, he said all the kids want to
be like him, he asked him if he’s into that, Matt said he grew up with
that stuff, but not the stuff the kids do today, he said he’s been
thrown around on the trampoline. Spice wonders if matt thinks the kids
are crazier than he is, Matt said yes. Bubba said a lot of guys look
at the hardy’s and think they’re crazy, he said matt has about 100,000
followers, he said Kim Kardashian gets $50,000 for mentioning a makeup
company, he said Matt is one of the first people to embrace the
internet. Matt said he has a show called the hardy Show, he said the
show covers every avenue of what they do. Bubba said they have a
schedule where an episode is produced, no matter what, he thinks they
have a DVD set; Matt said this stuff is his brain child. Bubba said he
didn’t realize how close Matt is with his brother; Matt said he is, he
said they stick together. Bubba said Matt will be working for Steve
Cern this Friday night, he thinks The Dude Buster is a finishing move,
Matt agreed, he went on to say that he’s been in the business for
about fifteen years. Bubba said when TNA was talking to Jeff, he said
Dixie brought them up, saying how they can market better than anyone,
he said someone had to explain Twitter to Hogan, he said Vince has to
do something with Matt, he said Smackdown needs him, he asked if
Smackdown has less pressure, Matt said yes. Bubba said that mark is
the booker, Matt said there’s no Political BS with him, Bubba said
when mark talks, people listen. Bubba asked about the hardy Dome, Matt
said it’s actually named after a road that he and Jeff live on, he
said he built a 6500 square foot building, he said they’ve got hot
tubs and wrings, he said he’d love to have the guys there. Bubba said
Shannon more told him to check it out, he asked Matt if he’s still
dating Ashley, Matt said no. Bubba thinks Matt has the greatest
gimmicks ever, he said the Awesome Kong gimmick would’ve been great.
Matt said he was at TNA when they didn’t have TV, he said he was fired
shortly after that. Bubba thinks Matt is the only guy to leave, and
get more money after he left, he said Jeff and Shannon were his guys,
matt said Jeff is doing great, Bubba said he almost cried when he read
Jeff’s Tweet about visiting his Mom’s grave. Matt said his Dad was an
old school dude, he said his Dad made sure they had a roof over his
head, he said his Mom died when they were very young. Bubba asked
Spice if he saw some of Jeff’s paintings, Spice said he didn’t know
that, Matt said he does free cell painting, he said there’s an episode
of the Hardy show that will feature that. Bubba said matt is rougher
than Jeff is, he said the guy is really deep, he thinks Jeff is the
talent. Spice said he’s taking Tasha’s kid to WWE, Bubba said Tyler
got a picture with RVD and Jeff, he thanked matt for coming on, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Steve Hurley in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls newsletter.
Bubba said Steve Hurley is here, he asked why Steve has girls there.
Steve came in, Twenty-five said he’ll bring the girls in, Bubba said
all Twenty-five wants to do is touch stuff. Steve said his daughter
Kaitlin is there, Kaitlin said the Raters always beat the longhorns,
Kaitlin said that bobby Knight’s son works there. Amanda said she’s
from near Dallas, Monica said she’s also from Dallas. Bubba wondered
if they’d like to do a dating game, he said he used to live in Texas.
Amanda said they got in last Monday, she said they’re leaving today,
Bubba wondered why Steve is taking them away, Amanda said she’s a
finance major, Monica said she’s majoring in education. Bubba told
Steve to hit the switch to turn the light on, Steve said it was high
tech. Bubba had Monica stand up, he thinks she’s tiny, he wonders if
she puts out. Spice asked if they went out drinking, the girls said
yes, bubba thinks they should’ve gone to the Bull. Spice asked if
they’re of age, the girls said no, he thinks it’s steamier. Bubba said
Steve is selling more corvets than anyone, Steve said they sold about
14,0oo, he said he brought bubba Corvets, he wasn’t sure how to start
it up, he said he’ll keep it for the weekend, Steve said it’s 505
horse power. Bubba said Ned can’t drive the car, as he messed the last
one it during a burnout (August 19, 2009), Steve said Ed can’t drive
the Corvets. Bubba asked Kaitlin about her boobs, the guys noticed
they were done by diaco, Kaitlin said she’s a full C, Amanda said her
attitude hasn’t changed, she said everyone notices, Steve told her she
wasn’t supposed to say that. bubba asked if Dan Diaco was hot, Kaitlin
said yes, Bubba said everyone thinks he’s hot, he asked what is
considered old for college girls, they said around 35, Monica said if
Husband hunting, slightly older. Bubba asked the oldest guy was for a
one night stand, Spice thinks he’s old guy, Monica said that Spice is
hot. Bubba said Steve is one of the boys, Spice said his age limit cut
off is 18, he said he’ll take being husband worthy. Bubba asked if
they get laid a lot, Spice said that Steve’s face was strange, the
girls said Teas Tech is a party school. Bubba said Steve has something
for him, Steve said they hang out with a hockey team, the girls said
they’re not puck sluts. Bubba said Steve is a giving man, Steve said
the Bikes for Badges were great, he said they raised $13,000 for a
wonderful cause. Bubba said they set all these standards for Unity In
the community, he said it’s all about the fine people who have bought
cars, he asked Steve about the Camero, Steve said it’s fast. Bubba
told Spice to behave in it, he thanked him for coming by, he said
Steve is a breath of fresh air, he thinks Bob Murry should work for
Steve. Spice said Bubba is looking forward to sending the checks out,
Bubba recapped who will get them, he thanked everyone for coming out
to Bikes for Badges. They then ended the show a few seconds later.