Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Segment 1 – Weekend Recap

The show started off with audio of the Rays losing. Bubba thinks
Miller is one of the weirdest people at the show, he then went over
some sports scores, he then recapped his weekend, he said he saw a car
crash right in front of him, he said had he been a football field
ahead, he would’ve been in it, he said he called 911, the guys
wondered what that would sound like. Bubba said a yellow car’s tire
blew out, it swerved and hit another car, he said some women were
freaking out, he said he told them to call 1800AskGary, he said the
car looked brand new, he thinks he has to be a witness. Spice thinks
being a good Citizen is no good, as you have to do all this stuff, Ned
said he would’ve blown right past the accident. Bubba said that he
offered to put anything in his car, they said no, Spice said he
wouldn’t do that, Bubba then goofed on Ned taking some stuff from a
car accident, he then went over what they’ve got coming up on the show
for the week. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Birthdays and emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com
dollar preview. Bubba said he can’t believe how fast the year has gone
by, he then went over some birthdays, he said Anthony Surgey is 15
today. The first email of the day sad they’ve looked everywhere for
the WGN Tickets, Bubba said you can go to btls.com. Another emailer
asked if Bubba will take over when Howard retires, Bubba thinks it
won’t happen. Another emailer thanked Bubba for his support he gives
to cops, the emailer said he’d like his 12 year-old to meet him.
Another emailer said his company has asked him to sign a no media
policy, the emailer said they’ll call in on protection. Bubba asked if
the top kill worked out, Spice said it didn’t work, Manson said we’re
going to Plan Q. Mike in Maine said hundreds of gallons are being
pumped in day by day, Bubba thinks people won’t be sympathetic until
you can really see it, Manson said that the oil is destroying the
ocean on the bottom. Bubba doesn’t get how we don’t have the
technology to close the spill; Manson said a lot can’t get done
because of the pressure. Bubba said he was talking to a guy who said
they have a Submarine that can go deep. Another emailer thanked Bubba
for doing what he does, he said he appreciates the passion, his kids
found a kitten in a dumpster, they’ve since named it Ned, Bubba thinks
it fits what Ned has gone through. Another emailer said they knew
someone who was involved in a road rage situation; Bubba said there’s
a charity section on Btls.com. Another emailer said their kid really
likes the Wiggles, the guys then discussed the show; Bubba thinks the
guys are queer looking. The emailer asked if Bubba had tickets for
their concert, the emailer said they’ll gladly show her boobs to the
guys to get tickets; Bubba isn’t sure how motherly that is. The last
email of the day said they got a ticket for running a red light, the
emailer said they got the ticket about five weeks after it happened,
the emailer thinks it’s a shakedown, Bubba thinks the red light
cameras will be a new thing lawyers will focus on, as it’s happened so
many times. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper deaths, Manson as Jack
Nickelson replay

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Ned’s Messages to BP”, then into
some Stevey Wonder. Bubba said we lost Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman,
he said he’s glad Coleman is dead, as he was a prick, Spice said Bubba
is on the same page, he thinks Gary’s parents were bigger dicks for
taking his money. We then heard The “different Strokes” theme, Manson
said the show was horrible, Bubba went over the show’s history, he
thinks in today’s society, the show would last about three episodes,
he thinks you’re really out of gas when you move to Utah, he then went
over how Gary died, he thinks Gary’s wife couldn’t pull the plug fast
enough, Spice thinks he should’ve just gone with it, he said that at
least Webster rolled with it, the guys cracked up at Gary falling in
the bathtub, Bubba thinks the world is a better place with him dead,
as he always saw him being a prick. Spice thinks Dennis Hopper’s wife
is an evil bitch, Bubba said he’s concerned about Ned, he said he
thinks that he’ll get a phone call soon, Ned sad he thinks Jesus will
take him, he said he has the prayer in his pocket. Bubba asked Ned if
he gets his prostate checked, Ned said he does, once a month, he said
it’s a number one killer in people his age. Bubba read an article
about Dennis Hopper, he said Jack Nickelson is thinking about dating
Jessica Simpson, he then told Manson his favorite things was when
Manson called a woman as Jack, Manson said she bought it (May 23,
2000), Manson then did his Nickelson impersonation, saying he’d like
to rape Jessica, he thinks Jack will kick it soon, Bubba thinks it
would bring both of their careers back. Manson thinks they jobbed
Dennis out with getting a star near his death, Bubba wonders if a lost
film is another term for snuff films; he thinks it might be on Dennis
if you can’t keep it together, Spice said Dennis tired to get her out.
Bubba took a call from a guy who asked about the race over the
weekend, the guy said the show really helps him out, as he lost his
Mom. Big G in Ohio said the oil spill is just Bullshit, he said if
Obama had the stones, he would’ve put a torpedo in the hole, Bubba
hung up on him, he thinks the average man could be better than the
over thinkers, he thinks you’d do something about it day of, we then
heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks the audio wasn’t downloaded
properly, the guys think they waited too long to get Costner’s device
down there. We then heard a news clip about Gary Coleman passing away,
Bubba said he’s glad he’s dead, he said someone is keeping score
somewhere, he thinks Gary’s wife had to be bummed out that she had to
be his first, the guys think midgets should just be cool. We then
heard a news clip about Dennis Hopper passing away. Bubba recapped the
time when Jack Nickelson beat up a woman, he thinks Jack smashed a
woman’s car window, Brent said legally they should be fine. Bubba
thinks the cops visited jack the next day to investigate. We then
heard the clip, where Bubba read an article about Jack smashing a
woman’s head against a wall, as the sex wasn’t good enough, Manson as
Jack asked to feel some tits, the guys cracked up at Jack smashing the
car window with the golf club, bubba said he really likes the part in
The Shining where Jack said “Here’s Johnny”, Manson did it. Bubba
called the woman, she picked up. Manson as Jack asked to talk to her,
she hung up a few seconds later, he thinks she didn’t have any time
for him. Bubba thinks they should call back; they ended up getting the
answering machine. Manson as Jack said he thought she was digging it
when he roughed her up, he said he’d like to put some golf balls on
her nipples, he then said he’s steamed, as he’s out $32,500. Bubba
hung up, he thinks Jack is crazy enough to talk about himself in third
person, he thinks she’s calling the attorney saying they got him; he
then recapped how the situation might go down. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various Stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Ned Dragons shirt,
then into James Brown’s “I Feel Good”. Bubba went over what they’re
currently looking for: single fathers to go on a date with Naughty
Alysha, and amputees, for the Amputee Olympics. We then heard a news
clip about a guy who called 911 over and over again, as his Mom took
his beer, Bubba thinks ned would do that, he then asked Spice if he
knew what Eyeballing was, he said it’s about drinking, Ned didn’t seem
all that interested, Spice said he could see Blind Lawrence getting
drunk, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba thinks they should
do that tomorrow, Spice then goofed on the doctor’s voice, he said now
he’s tempted to try it, Brent said it sounds insane. Bubba said he was
listening to Sirius Hits 1, some song came on the radio four times in
an hour, he thinks it’s because they’re white guys, we then heard
“Rude Boy”, Manson thinks you wouldn’t be allowed to say that, he
thinks the bad grammar is the loophole, Spice thinks proper grammar
wouldn’t’ hurt the song, Bubba read some of the lyrics, he thinks this
is like the “Becky” song, Brent thinks FM shows are judged
differently, Bubba said it’s African Americans that don’t get in
trouble, Manson cracked up at Bubba reading some of the lyrics, Bubba
thinks Chris Brown is vindicated, he thinks it sounds dirtier when he
does it, he thinks our music today has come down to just being
pathetic, he said he doesn’t want any part of the song, he thinks if
they were black, they could be dirtier, he said he’ll beat everyone in
the family for playing this, Spice as an old guy said that he thought
hip hop was something a rabbit would listen to, Ned thinks it’s
strong, Bubba said he got fined for less dirty stuff than this, he
said Heather texted him, saying how she likes the beat, he thinks
Congress should have emergency meetings about this, he thinks Obama’s
black card would be revoked if he did that, he thinks he’s dating
himself by doing this. Manson doesn’t get how music is art, yet his
stuff is trash, Brent said that’s the problem. Jason wondered if Ned
could do his version of it, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later.
Nate Dog in Tampa said they need a white version of Jessey Jackson,
Bubba thinks he needs a guy like Nate to stick up for him, Nate said
the Becky song is eight times worse than “Rude Boy”. Jason in St.
Petersburg said in the Caribbean Culture, a rude boy is someone who is
a thug; he thinks Chris Brown was enough. We then heard “Becky”, Bubba
stopped and started to comment, he thinks a bunch of white kids are
buying his records. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – New Music

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com. Bubba
thinks the one dollar preview for BubbaRaw.com is going on for a week
or so. Tova said she agrees with Bubba on music not getting censored,
Bubba said when they got ran out of town; they were around 30th with
teens. We then heard “Becky”, Bubba thinks it was on every radio
station, he said this ruins his day, knowing the guy has more money,
he wonders if he can get in trouble by just reading the lyrics, Manson
said that would be an interesting fight, he cracked up at one of the
edits, Bubba wondered who made this popular, Spice said he can’t name
his kid Becky because of this, Manson as Plies said he’d like to kick
Bubba’s ass. Dave said he hung out with this guy, he said the guy is
very educated, he said the guy saves his money. Becky said she does
Math with 7th and 8th graders, she said she never hears the end of it.
Tyrone asked the guys if they had a relaxing vacation, he asked Bubba
if he got a suit, Bubba said he’s working on something, he told the
guy that hopefully the show makes it. We then heard Christina
Aguilera‘s latest song, Bubba said that the old stuff had lyrics that
made sense, he thinks it sounds like she’s having relations with a
bird, he then read through the lyrics, saying it was like a Dr. Seuss
book, he thinks it’s filthy, Ned told Bubba to keep talking. Bubba had
no idea who the girl was in the song, Manson thinks she sounds like a
female version of Plies, Spice said she’s a poor man’s Lill’ Kim.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said this is the browning of America,
the guy got Eviled for that, he’s not sure if he could let a caller
say that. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Joe the Supermark Calls in, Jimmy Hart’s new song

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Chicago
appearance, then into “Chris Brown Song” from “bubba’s New and Misc
hits Vol. 9”, track 7, and “The Clemulus Package” disc 3, track 17. We
then heard Joe the Supermark’s bumper, Joe said he hasn’t missed a
show, Bubba thinks even if they had a crappy show, he’d like it, Joe
said he didn’t care for the Jackass best of show, he said the homeless
guy with the Kermit the Frog voice was funny. Bubba said that Hogan is
suing Post Cereal, he said Brent bird dogged this Brent said they have
Hogan on tape saying he’ll give the guys a cut (August 19, 2009),
Bubba asked for the commercial to be back on the site, he said Hogan
was at his house yesterday, he said he took Hogan’s car, he found a
Jimmy Hart song, he took the CD out of the car, he thinks the song is
about him and Linda being together. We then heard the song, Bubba
thinks it would be strange for Hogan to have possession of this, he
thinks he’ll catch a bunch of heat for having this, he cracked up at
the song, Spice thinks maybe Hogan was laughing at the song, Manson as
Jimmy Hart said he needed 11 minutes of studio time, Bubba cracked up
at this. Joe said he’s on a wrestling show with Awesome Kong, he said
he’ll wear whatever shirt he wants, Bubba told him to tell her she
knows how to work, Joe said he doesn’t want to beat up a black person,
as he doesn’t want to be in jail. Bubba said sometimes you have to be
a prick to people to get ahead in life, he thinks Kong won’t hit him,
he told Joe his life is full of drama, he told him he has to tape what
happens, or else he’s done with him, he wished Dr. Dan diaco a happy
birthday. Bubba told him to report back on Monday, he wonders why
Hogan would have that, he then recapped the time when Rebecca through
their engagement ring in the pool, he checked to make sure the suction
wasn’t on. We then heard the song, Bubba thinks there’s a girl in the
song, Spice thinks it’s Linda and Charlie, Bubba thinks it’s the song
of the obvious, Ned said it’s kind of catchy. Bubba told Ned he has
something for him, he said it was the instrumental track to the song;
Ned thinks Jimmy is practically giving it to him. Bubba suggested Ned
make something out of it. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 7 – Tucker Carlson and Hulk Hogan call in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BubbaRaw.com
dollar preview. We then heard tucker Carlson’s bumper, Tucker came on,
saying he got done running with his wife. Bubba said heather went for
a run on Sunday, he followed her with the Moe Ped. Tucker said when
the pool guy has come back from adding more stuff to the pool, he
thinks Bubba should be on his toes, he said he was in the garage when
Hogan came over. Tucker asked if Hogan knows about goe cart parts,
Bubba said yes, he said he cut tires while Hogan sat in the garage,
drinking Miller Lites. Spice said Hogan wants to talk to Tucker about
something, Hogan came on, saying Tucker is talking to a crook, he said
he would’ve stolen the wife and kids if he could, he thinks Willy
Nelson could make the song a hit. Bubba said he finds it strange he’d
play it for Jennifer, Hogan said that was accidently put on there.
Tucker asked Hogan if he checked the change dish, Hogan said no. Spice
said Willy nelson emailed him saying no, Hogan said the guys can make
all the fun they’d want, he said he’s heard the song enough. Bubba
wonders who is more of a man – him or Tucker, he then recapped the
running situation, Hogan said it’s better to be fit and keep up with
Bubba. Tucker said he heard about bubba’s talk show, Hogan asked where
his spot was. Bubba asked what went wrong, Hogan said he tapped out,
he then went over what he paid her. Bubba asked Tucker if he got a
pre-nup, Tucker said no, bubba said he paid $7500, Hogan said it’s a
heavy song. Tucker asked if the song will be really depressing, Bubba
said she’s looking for more money, Tucker thinks it’s unfair. Bubba
thinks Charlie will write a book, Tucker thinks Hogan is just paying
for some surfer guy to get high. Tucker had no idea about bubba
choking out Rebecca, Hogan explained, Bubba interjected to correct
him, Ned yelled for the dog to shut up. Bubba recapped the time when
the feds came to Hogan, telling him to play against Vince over a roid
issue, Hogan said everyone was watching the trial, he told the Feds
he’d go with it, Bubba said all they wanted to do was bury Vince.
Hogan said the Feds made him nervous, he called his attorneys after
they visited him, he said he told the truth. Bubba said Hogan was
afraid to go to Minnesota, for fear of Ventura coming after him. Bubba
said he’s not getting into the Fabrizi stuff, Hogan thinks Tyler looks
strapped, he thanked Bubba for publicly embarrassing him on radio,
Bubba thinks Hogan has Jennifer dialed in, Hogan told Tucker to be
careful, as Bubba might steal his wallet. Tucker thinks Hogan got
dicked with his situation. Bubba asked about Ran Paul getting
attacked, Tucker said it’s sad that this stuff is happening, he said
libertarians don’t like the idea of racial Segregation. Bubba asked
Tucker if the bill that gets rid of retarded is stupid, Tucker said
its retarded, Brent said the Patriot Act violates the Constitution.
Tucker said textbooks are PC, Brent said they’re getting rid of any
reference to Thomas Payne, he thinks no one who voted for Obama is
happy with their choice. Bubba said he’s mad that Obama hasn’t gotten
out of the Middle East, he wonders what we’re doing over there, he
wonders why it took Obama so long to get to the oil spill, Tucker said
Obama has played golf too much, he thinks Obama will be the worst
president ever. Bubba said he’d like to hear Obama curse just once,
Brent said he should act like he cares, Tucker said he’d probably vote
for him. Bubba thinks Obama would be condemned for smoking, he said
the whole world is just a fasod. Brent said Tucker is in a
documentary, saying those who run the world are in the know. Tucker
said he spoke at a Tea party Event. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.


Segment 8 – Lottery, various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into “I’m gonna Make It Some How”. Bubba said you’ll probably hear
that on a top 40 station, Manson said it’s a BRN Exclusive. We then
heard a news clip about a 12 year-old getting shot, Bubba said it’s on
him, he said no one should feel sorry for the kid, Bubba played some
shot gun noises over the news clip, the guys had no idea what one of
the people in the clip was saying, Bubba said this is hack ass TV
work, Manson said he’s surprised by the women in the clip saying she
doesn’t blame the home owner, Bubba said he’s waiting for someone to
break into his place, Brent said the boys accomplices could be
arrested. Bubba said the Power Ball is up to two hundred sixty million
dollars, we then heard a news clip about that, Bubba said he’s playing
them both, Manson said he’d quit, he then said he’d just not show up.
Spice said the dream of winning the lottery is that you won’t have to
work ever again. Bubba asked Brent if he had that money, Brent said
he’d buy himself out of his contract, he said he’d buy Bubba land.
Bubba asked Spice what he’d do, Spice said he would give him back
everything he’s paid him, Ned thinks its chump change. Bubba asked
Dave what he’d do, Dave said “peace out”, Spice thinks he’d spring for
cable. Bubba said he’d give Jabberjaw a cool million, just so she
could go back to FLZ, he thinks Donna will leave Manson. We then heard
a news clip about a two year-old boy smoking, Bubba said they should
just leave him there. We then heard a news clip about a debt collector
who went too far, Bubba said if you’ve got debt collectors calling
you, it’s because you’ve been irresponsible, he thinks this is heat
reversal, Spice as Snoop Dogg said some stuff, bubba thinks it’s just
Texas, he thinks the jury did the right thing, as the bill collector
told the guy to go pick some cotton fields. We then heard a clip about
the Hulk wearing a badge, Spice goofed on him, Brent wonders how he
can hear him. Bubba thinks the incredible Hulk was great back in the
day. We then heard a news clip about a female Teacher who got elected
teacher of the year, the guys think it’s not a big deal that the kid
is 17, the guys think the teacher doesn’t know how to work, as the kid
got a failing grade, Bubba thinks heather should settle down, he
wonders why she’s so horny, he asked for her picture, Spice said she’s
not his speed, he described her as an African American woman, Manson
said she’s about a five, Bubba said he has to go to Spin Class, Ned
called him a fag, Bubba said heather doesn’t want to sit near him,
Brent thinks the guy has a Britney Spears microphone, Bubba told the
guy not to touch his knob, the resistant’s knob, Ned thinks he’ll
check it out. Spice thinks bubba needs a banana seat. Bubba remembers
when people would get sack tapped, we then heard a news clip about a
kid who got punched in the crotch, Spice said he never did that, Bubba
said these parents are pussyfying their son, he then took the comments
back, as the kid was recovering from surgery, where his right
testicals was removed, Manson said he’d like if people didn’t’ touch
his testicals, ned told him they’d get fined. Anthony said the best of
sows were great, he asked if he can get the acoustic version, Spice
told him it should be on BubbaRaw.com. They then ended the show a few
seconds later.