Thursday, June 10, 2010

Segment 1 – Chicago wins the cup

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning. Bubba said the
music was provided by Hammil, he then asked Spice about the blonde
girl on TV, he then recapped some sports scores, he said Chicago won
the cup, he’s not sure if Big Dick is a Blackhawks fan or not, Spice
said he’s a Chicago guy all around. Bubba wondered if it was cold in
the studio, he said it’s in the standard setting. We then heard a clip
of the game from last night, Bubba said he wishes he could watch the
game, Manson said it’s good stuff, Spice thinks it had to be electric,
Bubba got caught off guard when the announcer said the light didn’t’
go on, Spice thinks someone is celebrating, Manson said it’s hard for
him to watch hockey, Bubba thinks it’s horrible camera work, he then
said I it goes over the red line, it’s a goal, Manson said it’s like
that in Soccer, saying it’s an imaginary plane. Bubba wondered how
they got the puck back, he said its plain as day, Manson said the guy
knew he scored right after, he thinks they should make the cup the
size of a Frisbee, then he’d watch. Bubba said he wishes he could own
the Lightning, he said when the opposing team would score, he’d hit
the Price is Right loser sound, he said you can see the ref confirming
the shot, he thinks it sounds like Jack Harris calling the shot, he
said he likes nothing more than Chicago winning the cup, he thinks the
Cubs will get it soon, he asked people from Edmonton to go to the show
he said it’s about a three hour treck, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Emails, wind energy

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada,
then into Ned’s “Crushed Your Skull, what you talking about?” Bubba
said this is the last call for the Single Fathers date with Naughty
Alysha, he said you should email show@btls.com, he then said that if
you want to be a wrestler, email them, he wonders if Jazella more
moved to Miami, Spice thinks there really isn’t much to do in Ft.
Meyers. The guys then went over some birthdays; Ned said Judy Garland
was a partner. The first email of the day said Bubba should pole the
listeners on Satellite if he leaves would they stay, Bubba said no, he
said he’s not worried about it, he said they’ll just wait and see what
Howard does. Another emailer said they were a Tony Stewart fan, the
emailer thinks Tony really opens up on his show. Another emailer said
there on the same side of the fence, the emailer then quoted Teddy
Roosevelt; Manson said I makes a lot of sense. Another emailer said
they can’t find Bubba on IHeartRadio, Bubba said they’re not on it,
Brent said they’re on Wunder and Pocket Tunes, Bubba thinks he has an
app on his phone, he then asked Spice about the new iPhone, Spice went
over the new stuff, Bubba said he uses IRadioNow, which has all the
Beasley stations, Brent said they’re also on the iPhone, the app is
radio. Another emailer said they heard Bubba’s comments about the lack
of thick, rugged white men in Miami, the emailer said he’ll be wearing
his Marlins cap on the Skyway, Bubba thinks everyone will tackle him
if he did that. Another emailer said they’ve installed vents in
various houses, the emailer said all the homes in Bubba’s neighborhood
would have to get them, the emailer thinks someone in the code
enforcement must be screwing with Bubba. Another emailer suggested the
website DirtOwvel.com, Spice cracked up at that. Another emailer said
they work at the Cycle Stop in Plant city, they sell Red Line Oil, the
emailer said it’s in group five, in a category of its own, the emailer
suggested the Bubba Army see them, Bubba thinks Ned has been stealing
his Red Line. Another emailer asked what kind o glasses does Bubba
wear, Bubba said he has Oaklies. John said his Grand Parents were met
with “Speak English, or go back where you came from”, Bubba thinks
they need an English test. Nick thinks there’s no way to tabulate the
ratings, he said they listen to the show on RadioIn, the guy said it’s
an awesome program, he said he works for a wind field, Brent said that
would create a bunch of jobs. Bubba wonders how much energy does it
produce, the guy said that each blade is about 255,000 dollars. Bubba
asked how much would a home unit cost, the guy said they’re making
them, they’re about $45,000, he said Florida Light and Power will buy
it back from you in about five years. Bubba said his power bill is
about $1200, Spice said his is like $175. Bubba asked if it stores
energy, the guy said it does, but they won’t install them where
there’s no wind. Bubba thinks the Government should step in and have
all homes have natural energy, he suggests we have solar farms in
Florida, the guy said they have one, he said it’s pretty huge. Bubba
wonders how big it is, the guy said he just saw the segment on TV
about it, he said he doesn’t make much money off of it. Bubba said his
friend talked about turning algey into oil, the guy said it’s for
real, but you need something to generate the oil. Bubba said we’re
really afraid of change, he said that’s why no one really take it
seriously, Manson said we should’ve done it in 75, Brent said Jimmy
Carter had solar panels on the white House, he said Ronald Ragon had
them taken down. Spice said his goal was to be off the grid, but it’s
too expensive, Manson said there’s no solar lobbyist. They then went
to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Prelude to the Dream discussion

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into the Spin Doctors. Bubba said he DVR’d the Prelude to the dream,
he said he’d like to validate what Cody has told him. Cody came on
saying Tony kicked ass, he said he started at the back; Bubba said
that was started back in the day called “The Front Row Challenge”.
Cody said Tony ended up finishing sixth, he said the cone is stupid.
Dave in West Palm said there was a Christian teacher who was fired for
being pregnant before she was married, Bubba said he saw that story,
we then heard a news clip about that, Manson thinks she should be
fired, Spice thinks she shouldn’t have admitted to the kid being
conceived while no being married, Bubba thinks everyone will have to
go back and test everyone, Spice thinks she should’ve lied like a good
Christian Teacher. Mike n Miami called in with a recap of the Prelude
to the Dream, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” from “bubba Show
classics Vol. 11”, track 14, followed by an anti-racing bumper, the
guy continued to talk. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.


Segment 4 – Kid who shot his friend update

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Clem Racing
Incorporated T-shirt, then into “Keep on Rolling” by REO Speed wagon.
Bubba asked him to call him a fag, which Ne did; he then said he loves
REO Speed wagon, Spice said it hasn’t worked out with travel. Bubba
wonders I St. Petersburg is doing the 3 am thing, Spice said its
great, saying it’s not gangster yet, Bren said we have a problem with
Asian gangs. Bubba said that the fourteen year-old who shot his friend
will get charges filed on him, as well as the Mom, he thinks it will
be a deterrent, he thinks this will be the only thing that sinks n, we
then heard a tymbal for the attorney who stepped up with the case, we
then heard the news clip about that, Bubba said they’ve got the 9 1 1
call, he said Spice auto-tuned the call, he doesn’t’ get why TV
stations felt h nee to have the generator, he wonders I a midget is on
the scene, Spice impersonate her, saying “Look into the light”, he
thinks the guy sounds like a gangster. Bubba said it’s because they’re
white trash, he hopes the kid gets 30 years. We then heard the 9 1 1
call, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Legal and Medical Advice with Steve and Dan Diaco, Charlie
Crist calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s Twitter page,
then into “Viva Los Vegas”. We then heard Dan and Steve Diaco’s
bumper, Steve said it’s AdamsDiaco.com, he said they’re not
egomaniacs; Bubba thanked Jeff of hooking them up with some food.
Candy in Brandon said he step son has a bunch o allergies, Bubba said
thy think we’re vaccinating our ids too soon, Steve said they just
want to educate people on when you start, he said they launched
TwoAndTalking.com last night. Bubba asked what it was; Steve said it’s
a recommendation. Bubba asked f Joe is participating, Steve said Joe
has been a doctor of forty years, Dan said he graduated Medical school
in the 1960’s. Steve said there’s a school of thought that allergies
are related to early shots. Bubba said Heather went to some guy who
gave her a bunch of shots in the back, Dan said a lot of allergic
reactions can dissolve over time; he thinks he’s the most popular
plastic surgeon in Tampa. Florida Governor Charlie Crist came on,
Bubba thanked him for being pro active with the oil spill, Charlie
said they’ve never face anything like it. Bubba asked him I he knows
about the no fly zone, he asked him I he’s seen it, Charlie said he’s
seen I, saying how it’s discouraging, he said fellow Floridians are
helping each other out. Bubba said Obama got a little stiff, he thinks
that’s what the people want, Charlie said they got heated on Tuesday
morning, they had some BP Vice President visit, he said the claims
need to be honored, he said this is having an impact on visitors.
Bubba asked if charley will keep on them, he said Charlie is willing
to sue, Charlie said he didn’t know about feisty cuffs, the guys
cracked up at that. Bubba said people have liked Charlie of what he’s
done, he said he hasn’t seen footage of Charlie glad handing, he said
he sees Charlie on the beach, very upset, Charlie said they’ll
continue doing it, he said he’ll continue to be Governor. Bubba
thanked Charlie for stopping Jay D Alexander; charley said the system
gives the three branches enough power to work with each other. Bubba
said he rallied hard on Charlie to veto Bill Six, he thanked him for
getting that done, Charlie said it was an honor o do it, he thanked
Bubba for being on his show, he said they’ll do the right thing for
the people. Steve said go to VolunteerFlorida.org if you’d like to
help out cleaning the beaches, he said he’s very proud of him. Bubba
told Charlie if he had to punch out a BP guy, he’ll understand. Manson
sad that Charlie is fighting an uphill battle; he said the guy on
Exxon said that Florida is fucked. Bubba said there’s so much pressure
on whoever, Brent thinks we could have another *President who has to
deal with it. Steve said Charlie has a great sense of humor, Dan said
he’s quite a scrapper. Steve said Charlie is asking for support, he
said the site is CharlieCrist.com, Bubba said you should denote Bubba
Army when you donate he thinks the Bubba Army will get Alex Sink the
governor of Florida, he said the Republicans in Florida have flipped
on Charlie, he said it shows that Politics are like real sports, Brent
said guys like Senator Jones would be considered money, Steve said
Charlie I the right thing to be an Independent, Bubba said he found
Charlie refreshing when he didn’t have a credit card, Dan said Rubio
is a squirrel chasing a nut. Nick said his wife wanted to do a tummy
tuck and a breast augmentation, Dan said they could do that, he said
he wants a surgery to be about 3-5 hours; Bubba hung up on the guy
when he started mentioning cars, the guys cracked up at that. Dan said
you’ll get 20% off across the board with any surgery this summer.
Bubba asked about liposuction, he thinks the guy is sawing wood, he
said Dan couldn’t multy task. Chris in Orlando said his son was shot
in the face last Monday by another kid, it was a 38, he got released
on Sunday, Dan said the kid is lucky he’s not paralyzed, he said that
could easily paralyze you. Bubba wonders if the Home Owner’s insurance
would be held responsible, Steve said they’d have to look at it, he
said there are a bunch of liable parties. Bubba asked Chris if he’
explored it, he said he’s been fighting custody with his ex
girlfriend, she keeps getting over on him, Bubba told him to stay on
hold Steve suggested the guy go to Regina Hunter. Dan said a lot of
people have horrible things happen to them that aren’t they’re fault,
he said they got in a car crash earlier in the yard, he said he’s got
the right insurance. Brent said he maxed out his insurance on that,
Steve said 25% of drivers have no insurance; he said we’re the fifth
worse in the nation. Dana in Clearwater said she got implants about
seven years ago, she’s had burning for the past four to six weeks, Dan
said she might need a retred, Steve said it’s a medical term, Dan said
he does a lot of replacement boobs. John in Jacksonville thanked Bubba
for putting him on, he thanked the Diacos for helping him out, he said
he works at a manufacturing plant, he said they have a random drug
test, he asked what will happen if he fails the test, as he smokes
some pot, Steve said a worker’s comp claim could be denied as he might
be under the influence, he said it takes Marijuana 30 days to leave
your system. Nicole in Jacksonville said her son has an allergy to
milk, she said she delayed his vaccination, after getting his first
shot, he had an allergic reaction, Steve said the vaccine court is
your recourse, he said they pay into that, $0.75 every time, he asked
her to cal his office 1800-803-1076. Dan told her no more vaccines at
this point, Nicole said she has a baby who is eight months old, Steve
directed her to TwoAndTalking.com, Spice said people are freaking out
over all that. Dan said if you follow the schedule, you can be
compliant with vaccines with school, he said with daycare, you’ll need
a vaccine waver. Adam in Orlando said he was in court, he said there’s
a judgment against him; Steve told him he can get it appealed. Lisa in
Clearwater asked Dan about facial injections, Dan went over the stuff
you can put in your facial he said sometimes he uses fat. Bubba read
an email from a guy who wanted a chin augmentation, Dan said he does
them, Bubba thinks the guy wants an ass chin, he then suggests they do
a man boob reduction contest, Dan thinks they should do it this
summer. Another emailer said his wife was interested in a breast
augmentation, Dan said his consultations are free; he said he’ll
measure you and put you on the 3D camera. Bubba asked how the Twelve
Boobs of Christmas winners are, Dan said eleven of them are done, he
thanked them for participating. Bubba said even if you don’t win, you
can still get 1500 off, Ned said he loves the 3d camera. Bubba said
Dan had fun racing in his car; Steve called Tennis a gay sport, the
guys cracked up at that. Manson said Trace hasn’t had much luck
getting his car back together, Spice thinks Manson doesn’t want to do
it, Manson said its part of it. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 6 – Bubba’s news Audio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a previously on the show segment
from yesterday, where Stewart didn’t like the show’s commentary, then
into Ned’s “Those Fucking Mexicans Got to Go”. We then heard “Free
Falling” by Tom Petty, Bubba said Kevin Harvick will be on in about 50
minutes, he said he needs some stuff racked up, Spice said he’s got I
ready, Bubba thinks Spice is right-right-righting him, w then heard a
clip of Tony on Tuesday’s show talking about the race, Bubba
apologized to Spice, Spice said Dave knows more about the show than
anyone, he wonders if Dave is mad, Dave said “Pissed”, he then said he
was acting like Brent. We then heard a news clip about a woman suing
Google for giving her unsafe directions, Bubba said this is why we
need tort reform. We then heard a news clip about a guy who admitted
to molesting his own ids, he somehow got immunity, Bubba said this is
the problem with our judicial system, he thinks the guy I guilty on
his name alone, he said some hillbilly justice should be used, Manson
thinks you can’ use anything in the confession. We then heard a news
clip about John Mark Car, Bubba said he’d arrest him on the grounds o
being a creep. We then heard a news clip about a double
murder/suicide, Bubba said the only reason why he’s playing it is
because of 911 audio, he got bummed out when it was a resident
calling, he then goofed on one of the guys in the clip. We then heard
a news clip about a twelve year-old who blasted himself in the face,
Spice said Russian roulette sounds like fun, Ned said he’s done that,
Bubba said its yesterday’s news, he thinks this is the call they got
from Orlando earlier, he then recapped the time when Cowhead’s sister
in law got killed, the judge over ruled, he then said James Cohen, a
judge in Miami gave Scott Rothstein 50 years n jail, we then heard the
tymbal. Bubba then read an article about a guy who water boarded his
kid for finding his porno stash, the guy got five years in prison.
Bubba thinks Doug Clem didn’t know about him having sex with the
vacuum cleaner, he thinks he can’t play Manson’s song about that
(“Bubba Wanna Corndog?” disc 1, track 7), he wonders if donna would
leave I Manson was caught with a woman or a vacuum cleaner, Manson
said both would be pretty bad. Bubba read an article about a guy who
was running a vaccine cleaner stuck to the front of his pants he then
said h discovered it in Middle school. We then heard Ned’s “Doug Clem
Song” from “bubba Show Classics Vol. 11”, track 15; they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Kevin Harvick Calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Jazella More
dating game. Bubba came on singing along with the music, Spice guessed
the Cure sings it, Bubba said it was modern English; Spice said
“tainted Love” won’t go away. Bubba said Jim Levitz is back in the
news, Spice said he’s suing, he said the President of USF doesn’t know
how to operate a computer. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba
is convinced that Barry Cohen bamboozled everyone. We then heard a
news clip about raising a kid from birth to seventeen, it will cost
around $222,000, Bubba said that’s why Spice should get a Vasectomy
with Dr. Mark. Eddie in Miami came on, Bubba said he’s the lea guy
from Disever, we then heard one of their songs, Bubba thinks it’s good
so far, Spice said he was Iron Man, Ned this the guitar needs to be
tuned, he then admonished the singer for saying a word wrong, Spice
said the guy doesn’t’ like how Atom Smash said they’re a death metal
band, Eddie said they’re a struggling band, Spice said you need to be
a signed band before getting your stuff on the air, Bubba suggested
the guy have intros of 12-14 seconds, maximum, he said that stuff is a
little too long. Spice asked him if he’s bent out of shape over Atom
smash, Eddie said that he was there the day Surgeo got kicked out of
the band. Bubba told him to take the high road and label themselves as
a different name; Eddie said he doesn’t want to trash the band. Bubba
said no one will ever hear their music until they get a record deal,
Spice said no one gives a damn about them, he then told Eddie he had
to go, as he has Kevin Harvick on the phone, Eddie said he watches
racing periodically, Bubba called him stupid for not knowing who Kevin
is, he hung up on him a few seconds later. Kevin Harvick came on,
saying that was awesome. Bubba wishes Kevin could be like that, Bubba
said he was able to get Tony on the air on Tuesday or about an hour,
Kevin asked who won, Bubba said Jimmy Johnson won, Kevin said that
Tony should start n the back, he said h heard the interview, we then
heard Tony’s comments on Joey Lagono, Kevin said it was okay to call
him a hillbilly. Bubba asked Kevin his thoughts, Kevin said there are
a few issues, he thinks Joey’s Dad wouldn’t throw him to the wolves,
he said it liked like a little league baseball game. Bubba thinks Mike
Helton had some things to say to him, Kevin said Joey isn’t racing
small cars anymore, Bubba thinks he should just move on. Kevin said he
and Carl raced the crap out of each other. Bubba said Kevin’s wife is
selling a T-shirt that says “I wear the fire suit in this family”, he
thinks talking about someone’s wife would be a bad move, Kevin said
he’s said some stuff about a guy’s wife. We then heard the clip of
Joey Lagono talking after the race, Kevin cracked up when Bubba asked
if the guy has pubic hair, Bubba thinks some people would take the
message seriously, he thinks Joey has a lot to learn about going to
the hauler. Kevin said Joey wasn’t suppose to go they called Joey’s
dad to the trailer, Spice said he’s getting made look bad. Bubba
thinks his next shirt will be that Joey Lagono’s dad wears the fire
suit. Kevin said he had to go to the trailer once, he said if he
doesn’t wan to race, he’ll just go home and BBQ, his wife stayed in
the trailer and talked with Jim Hunter. Bubba said he’s heard that
Jimmy Hunter is doing better; Kevin said he saw him recently. Bubba
asked him about h town hall meeting; Kevin said he knows about it.
Bubba thinks Tony got screwed out of the chase, he thinks they should
have a ten or twenty point bonus based on where you finish, Kevin said
he’s pitched that. Bubba asked about the restrictor, Kevin said the
problem is once the car goes, they get backwards; he said the tires
tend to get worn out. Bubba asked about the one bump you can see,
Kevin said it’s in the middle of one and two, he said it’s really bad,
saying how it’ll ground the bottom of the tire off, Bubba thinks Kevin
is like Tom Cruise in “Days of Thunder”, he then asked about going in
one in Indi, Kevin said it’s one of the coolest corner in racing.
Bubba asked him how much is he lifting, he said Talla Dega is
basically to put a brick on the accelerator, he said Tony has said
he’d like to have Kevin on board, Kevin said with the way the economy
is, he thinks Richard was in the same boat. Bubba asked how Kevin’s
company is going, Kevin said it’s fine, he said they’ve got some races
going on soon. Bubba asked if Kevin’s wife goes over some stuff, Kevin
said that they’ve had a guy since 1998 who helps them out with stuff
like that. Bubba asked him about the sponsors, Kevin said that it can
be anywhere from 10-25 million. Bubba said Penksy always like to put
one logo on his car; Kevin said he just farts around. Spice said he’d
get BP, he thinks he’d be the biggest heal on the track, Bubba thinks
Robby Gordon would do that, Kevin said he’s talented, saying that
stuff hasn’t worked out for him. Bubba asked about Kevin’s worst flip
out, Kevin thinks it was the first one. Bubba asked him about the time
Kevin had to buy a jet, he then wondered what Kevin’s call to his Mom
was like, he said a plane is really pricey, Kevin said he has a leer
31A. Bubba said that Kevin is like Ric Flair, Kevin said he doesn’t
like riding around in a limo. Spice asked if Kevin has ever been in
the car with his wife driving, Kevin said he knows a guy who is the
worst driver ever, he then asked about Tyler flipping, he asked how it
happened, Bubba recapped it for him. We then heard a clip of Tony
Stewart talking about how he was going to kick someone’s ass, Bubba
said he gets his information from Captain Thunder, Kevin said he gets
his racing stuff from the show, he said he gets a lot of people who
say they love hearing him on the show. Bubba asked him if he built his
own house, Kevin said yes, the guys like how Dale JR has built a town,
Bubba said Kevin is a success story in NASCAR, he then recaps the show
“East Bound an down” for Kevin, Spice said one o his favorite quotes,
Bubba thinks Kevin will flip out when he sees it, he then said he owns
about 11 quarter midgets, Kevin is impressed that Bubba has his own
racing team, he asked Bubba if he watched the hockey game, Bubba said
he didn’t see it, as he went to bed, Kevin said those guys are tough
as shit. Bubba said you can’t appreciate hockey until you’ve seen it
live, Kevin said he got a chance to go hunting with Brock Lesner in
January, Bubba said that guy will stretch you. Spice asked him who
he’s met that has been amazed by him, Kevin said when you go in New
York’ locker room, he said he likes the Yankees. Bubba asked who is
idol was growing up, Kevin said Rick Meers. Bubba thinks it sucks that
Kevin’ sponsor won’t be around next year, Kevin said they’ve been good
to him; it came down to a business deal. Bubba thanked Kevin for
coming on, he asked the Bubba Army to go to Kevinharvick.com, he then
told Kevin he could give Tony a hard time about not putting a Bubba
Army sticker on his car. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.


Segment 8 – Closing up shops

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Canada.
Bubba said he’s scrambling being a voice guy, he told Spice he’s not
reading an ad for FreshBalls.com, Bubba read a bit of the copy, he
thinks Ned could read the ad, Spice said that’s what he love about the
Winter, he then went over who they’ve got coming up on the show, they
then ended the show a few seconds later.