Friday, June 11, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Various stuff

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, Bubba said the
music is provided by Manson, he thinks it’s night and day when he goes
to bed at 8:45, he said he used to walk into work at around 6:00, he
said he gets up at 4:02, he thinks heather is telling him to go when
she prepares the room, he then selected the bumper music for next
week.

1.      Monday – Ferret
2.      Tuesday – Dave Rice
3.      Wednesday – Brent

Bubba told Manson he got an email from a guy who said he’d like to fix
Trace’s car, Manson joked he put it in the trash, Brent said the
Lakers game is a good series. Bubba recapped some sports scores, he
then went over what they’ve got on the show today, including Dr. Joe
Saturley, he said nothing is better than when a racer buys a
racetrack, Spice thinks Bubba has some exciting stuff, Bubba thinks
when he talks about racing, he should realize he’s on an island all by
himself, he thinks Ned would be fun to hang out with when it comes to
racing, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Fireworks, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for being a wrestler.
Bubba said he got an email from Tom the Treeman, saying he’d like to
come back for the firework stunt, he thinks they should make Augie and
Gordo watch the stunt as it happens. The guys discussed Piro Junky
Fireworks, Bubba thinks it was the second most violent thing they’ve
done (July 2, 2009), aside from The Leech Challenge (March 4, 2010),
the guys think it looked worse after it happened. Randy in Lutz said
Bubba did a great job with bikes for badges, Bubba said he’d like to
give each family around 185,000, Randy said a Hernando cop who is
suffering ffrom cancer, the police department is doing a run for him.
JP asked Bubba his thoughts about dropping Castro, Bubba thinks he
should call someone about that later today, Spice thinks that would be
strange if a racer was to drop a sponsor, Bubba thinks BP dropping as
a sponsor would make sense. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 3 – Emails, Jeremy Roenick cries, girl says “Cunt” on TV

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Naughty Alysha
dating game. Bubba thinks Manson is having an 80’s moment, the guys
wonder if any females play guitar anymore, they then went over some
birthdays, Bubba sang along with “The Moonlight On The Indiana
Wabash”, the guys think Jim Neighbors was the bitch in the
relationship with Rock Hudson. We then heard the “Full House” theme;
the guys don’t think the Olsen twins aren’t that hot looking, Spice
said he gets the Miley Cyrus countdown. Bubba remembers when they had
four channels; Brent said he loved watching Dukes of Hazard. The first
email of the day said he asked his wife to buy some trigger locks, the
emailer said he’ll try and find the call to play it for his kid.
Another emailer asked if there’s a fear in the West to make fun of the
Muslims, Bubba said 9/11 served it’s purpose, Brent said it took away
a lot of our freedoms, Bubba said we were caught sleeping at the
wheel, Manson said we’re afraid of guys on monkey bars, he said all we
need is police work. Bubba said they’ve had their show censored in
regards to a Muhammad bit (April 30, 2010). Another emailer hopes the
show will be the place where cool drivers can give their opinions.
Another emailer said they heard Bubba busting his balls with Car
stash. Another emailer said it’s pathetic when the guys made fun of
the kid who shot his friend, the emailer said the kid was freaking
out, Bubba thinks this email is from a fat, bon bon eating bitch, he
said at 14, you know not to pick up a gun and fire it at someone, he
said you can’t buy a gun at that age, the emailer didn’t like how the
guys auto-tuned the call, the emailer thinks the kid will die of a
heroin edition, Bubba wishes the emailer would die, the emailer said
that she’ll never listen to the show, Manson thinks it’s an empty
threat. Another emailer asked about Dr. Diaco’s website the emailer
thought it was Talkingandwalking.com, Bubba said it was
TwoAndTalking.com. Another emailer asked about OAR in town, Spice said
it’ll be in Ft. Meyers. Another emailer said they’re behind Bubba with
his support for Dale Peterson; the emailer had some news about Alvin
Green. We then heard a clip of a Congressman thinking Alvin is a
plant. Brent said that Alvin was on Keith Olberman’s show, he said
that he’s getting asked the easiest questions, and he couldn’t answer
them. We then heard the clip, the guys cracked up, Bubba wonders how
the guy got in, he thinks he’ll have to vote for the Republican
candidate, he thinks the audio chain delay is either that bad, or
Alvin is just that dumb, Manson thinks it could be a combination of
both, Bubba thinks he should move to South Carolina and become a
Politician. Dave in West Palm said that was brutal listening to it, he
then asked about the woman who said Cunt on the Today Show twice,
Spice said he heard about it, Bubba wonders what that was about. We
then heard a clip of Jeremy Roenick breaking down while giving
commentary after the Blackhawks’s victory. Bubba wonders why he can’t
say Cunt, Manson wonders how old we are in our society. We then heard
the clip, where a girl is being interviewed about some text messages,
the guys cracked up at the clip; Bubba thinks you have to run delay on
that, Spice wonders if the FCC would rule against them, Bubba said
this happened on his show, he’d get dropped. Manson said its live TV.
We then heard the reporter apologizing for what happened, Manson
thinks the producers didn’t think a 13 year-old girl would say that,
they then went to commercial a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – 1-800-Ask Gary Ampa Theatre

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army
Hulkamaniac shirt, then into a news clip about the BP oil spill, then
into Ned’s “Fuck BP”, then into some Paper Tongues, Bubba said it
seems like they catch bands in their early stages, he then wished one
of the girls at the Sunpass place a happy birthday, he then said that
Gary from 1-800-AskGary has gotten the naming rights to the Ampa
Theatre, he thinks it’s genius marketing, he said he spends millions
and millions on Autistic research, we then heard a news clip about
that, Spice said it’s funny, he thinks it would be funny if Raz was
there, we then heard a tymbal. Spice said Ashley Madison stepped up to
name Giant’s stadium, he said it’s tough to explain that one to the
kids, Bubba said he gets mad at the pussies in town, he then goofed on
someone in the clip, he then backed up the clip, he said Gary can
afford it, the guys cracked up at the Raz sound clip. Chris in Orlando
thanked Bubba for being his community adviser, he said Gary did an
amazing job, Spice said the genius behind the name is that whenever
anyone mentions the name, it just give Gary more of a push. Bubba said
he can see where people would flip out over Ashley Madison; he said
Gary doesn’t brag about what he does. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.


Segment 5 – Dr. Joe Saturley

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the BTLS Newsletter.
We then heard Dr. Joe Saturley’s bumper, Joe then gave his info:

1.      Email: Docsat@me.com
2.      Phone: 727-726-1013
3.      Website: Docsat.com
4.      Twitter: Twitter.com/Docsat

Joe in Dayton said he has a sun who from the age of 5 has been
sexually excited, the kid has been saying the phrase “you gotta push
it down” frequently, he thinks the kid was molested. Dr. Joe asked how
old the kid is now, Joe said he’s 8, he said the kid has a fascination
with breasts. Dr. Joe asked him if his behavior is appropriate, Joe
said he’s kind of aggressive, he said he likes girls. Dr. Joe said the
kid is in a developmental stage, he said you have to make sure the kid
knows the difference between good touch and bad touch. Bubba took a
call from a guy who said he’s switched to graveyard shift he’s lost a
lot of sleep, his levels are down to 120, he said he’s on a drug now,
he’s back to where he was. Joe said the people who work the night
shift are more likely to have mental issues. Tony said he hates his
Mother-in-law, he said she pop shots him at family outings, he gave a
shout out to his wife Lauren, Joe cracked up at this, he then asked
what his wife’s relationship is like with her Mom, Tony said it’s
so-so, saying she’s a negative person. Joe asked him to call her up
and talk it out over lunch. Dave on protection said he lost his job
about a week ago, he said he’s almost in a paralyzed state. Joe said
the guy is used to a routine, Dave said he’s trying to step up to the
plate. Bubba read an email from someone saying their sun should be
analyzed for a possible learning disorder; Joe said a lot of school
psychologists can do that. Joe said his daughter will throw herself on
the floor, open and slam doors, he said she’s overpowered him, he’s
six foot two and is about 280, Dr. Joe said it’s unusual to have a 2
year-old overpower him, he said you have to restrain them from that
kind of behavior, Bubba thinks it’s some kind of word police thing,
Manson said it’s kind of hard to spank a two year-old, he said Berlin
used to spit at him. Tony said he has a three year-old boy in
preschool, the kids favorite words are “What the fuck”; he said other
kids are saying it. Joe asked him where he heard it; Tony said he
doesn’t say that at home. Bubba said you should try hot sauce or soap
in the mouth, Joe said if you did that, you’d get DCF. Tony said he’s
taken away toys, he’s gotten shots on the rear, Joe suggested the next
time the kid does it, is to have them describe the punishment, he
cracked up when Bubba said this is just the pussyfication of America.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said his wife has been on some pills
for about nine years, he said she won’t leave him alone, Spice thinks
she’s in her sexual peak, Bubba hung up on him, he then read an email
about someone who is having relationship issues, Joe said he’ll email
back. Another emailer thinks they could be helped with a new client,
Joe said he’s always looking for new people. Another emailer said
they’re looking for a psychologist in the Venis area, Joe said he’ll
be opening an office in August. Joe on protection said ever since he
was 14, his Dad hasn’t been a big part of his life; he said he was
dropped off on his grand parents. Joe said Bubba has a toxic parent,
he said you’re allowed to do what he’d like; he said it’s best to
divorce a parent. Another emailer said his kid acts out at home, Joe
said it’s hard to Coe parent after you get divorced; he said his kids
are old enough to know what the rules are. Martha in Miami said she
suffers from panic attacks when she goes on airlines, she said she
took a flight from Europe, she freaked out on the ride home, she said
she has a hard time, she said she’s going to Europe with her kid next
month, Ned suggested she take a Zanex. Joe asked her if she’s always
been afraid, Martha said no. Joe said it’s not unusual to get one
panic attack, he said it was an isolated case; he said you have to get
the two things disconnected. Jim in St. Pete said his wife passed away
nine years ago, his youngest is worried that she can’t remember
anything about her; he said he’s shown her videos, she only remembers
the hospital and the funeral. Joe said his daughter doesn’t remember
much of childhood. Pete said he’s been married for 20 years, his Dad
passed away about 7 months ago, Joe said some people grieve for two or
three years after the death of a loved one. The last email of the day
said less then seven months ago, an adoption was filed on a young kid
who has killed pets and has harmed other children, Bubba thinks
killing pets is the first sign of killing someone, Brent said it’s
like that, Joe said the trilogy is:

1.      Bed Wetting
2.      Torture of Animals
3.      Fascination with fire

Brent thinks anti social personality disorder is untreatable, Joe said
some people are just untreatable, he said he told a parent one time
that they should be ready for prison. Bubba said his Mom had to give
away his cat Inky for putting it in the dryer, Ned thinks Bundy didn’t
show any signs; Joe said a lot of anti social people stop after the
age of 50. Bubba asked him the craziest person he’ ever spoken to that
has freaked him out, Joe said he interviewed a young man in jail who
was pending trial, who had beaten up a bunch of elderly women, he was
planning to rape one of them on the side of the road, he said you can
trip up a lot of people, he said when people try to fake something,
they might trip up. Bubba asked him the model crazy person is as the
genius, Joe said Ted Bundy was cunning, he said that Ted was a sick,
sick guy, Brent said he was caught masturbating outside of some girl’s
windows, Ned thinks there’s nothing wrong with that, Joe thinks he
killed about twenty to thirty people, Brent said the last one Ted
killed was a 12 year-old, he said Ted represented himself when on
trial, up until his death (January 24, 1989). Joe said Dahmer was
raging, he said the Sun of Sam got his instructions from the neighbors
dog, he then recapped Charles Manson’s history, he said he fried his
brain. Trish in Orlando said she’d done cases similar to this, the
parents ended up having their parental rights terminated, she said she
does family law, Bubba told her about Regina Hunter, Joe thanked her
for calling. Bubba gave Joe’s contact information; Joe said you can
get his book on the front page. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.

Segment 6 – Christina Aguilera discussions, various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for being a wrestler.
Bubba asked who was on TV, Spice said it was Christina Aguilera, Bubba
thinks she looks like a clown, he thinks she looks like a pumpkin, he
guesses the raincoat is to hide her fat ass, Spice said she’s not hot
without makeup, saying her knee caps are wider than her legs. Bubba
said he likes the song about being beautiful is a nice song, Manson
said she can sing. Bubba wondered where she came from, Spice didn’t
know, he said the ability to sing live goes a long way with him, Spice
said she sold forty-two million albums, Bubba thinks she couldn’t
handle him, Ned thinks Bubba is insane. We then heard a news clip
about an old guy who punched a three year-old, Ned is relieved that it
wasn’t him. We then heard a news clip about a woman who found $6,500
in a hotel room, Bubba said if he found money of that amount, he’d be
gone, he thinks they should hire some Haitians, he said he’d like to
offer her a $500, Spice thinks she’s an idiot. Bubba said he’ll give
her $500, he said if she knows who is on 93.1, he’ll double it, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – Various Callers

Bubba said Spice is on with the hotel. Dave thinks it was a setup,
Bubba Eviled the guy a few seconds later, Spice said she’s not working
today, Bubba said they’ll call on Monday. Scott wondered if it was a
work, he thinks maybe it’s a ploy to make Haiti to look good. Angus in
Scotland came on, he said it was good to talk with him, Bubba said he
got some emails from people saying that they lived in Scotland. Angus
said he’s a farmer, he said BP isn’t doing very good, he said they
don’t think a lot of it, Bubba cracked up at the guy’s accent, Spice
thinks maybe he’s a dick. Angus said he’s 34, he asked if Bubba has
any kids, he said they’re in the same boat, different seats, he said
BP should be hung and strung. Bubba said they watched Brave Heart as
Americans, Angus said it’s a simple minded film, he said you can
believe in anything, Spice said the guy called Bubba an idiot, Brent
said he’s stuck on BP, Bubba told Angus they need to dance, Angus said
school just lies to you. Brent asked about Robert the Bruce, Angus
said they only teach you the good parts, he said they teach you what
they want to teach you. Bubba wonders what they books say about
William Wallis, Angus said he’s thought of has a two-faced guy. Bubba
asked if Scottish people hate people from Britain, Angus said he
can’t, as Scotland is part of Britain, Spice said the guy is really
stiff on the show, he thinks the guy probably can’t dance. Bubba asked
who they got their independence from, Brent said they got their
independence in 1999. Bubba asked if prostitution is legal over there,
Angus said you can get them in Holland, he said he doesn’t go out
much, as they’ve got sheep rustlers, Bubba said he doesn’t like this
guy, he gave him the Evil treatment, he said he doesn’t need another
Spiceboy. Mike in Ft. Meyers thinks Angus sounds like Jason Ellis;
Bubba thinks it’s not the case. Larry said he got a free truck wash,
as he had a big Bubba Army sticker, the people at the truck wash
thought it was him. Spice asked him to impersonate Bubba, Larry said
his kid is going from fifth to sixth grade, some kid pulled out a
Mexican flag, we then heard “Dueling Der Ders” from “Bubba Show
Classics Vol. 11”, track 14 as the guy talked, it got progressively
louder, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later, Manson thinks he could
understand Angus better than that guy. We then heard a news clip about
the Tampa Bay Lightning’s new head coach Guy Boucher, Bubba likes how
the guy is no nonsense, he thinks the Lightning will be validated,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into a news clip about a woman who was attacked by a Pit Bull, then
into “Pit Bulls Are Crazed” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 14”, track
13. Tim asked about the MJ Turkey fryer case, Brent said it’s out of
Mark Ober’s hands. We then heard a news clip about a woman who shit
her pants when the cops pulled her over, bubba likes the reporter in
the clip. The guys then discussed the USC situation; Brent said this
will hurt them in a big way. Augie came on, asking why Tom is coming
to do the Fourth of July stunt, Bubba said he’s just coming back to
show them how it’s done. Jay in Port Charlotte asked if Bubba will be
at the race track, Bubba said he might be there; they then ended the
show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – UFC President Dana White on the phone

The show started off with “Juicy” by Notorious BIG. Bubba said that
this was a live show, he thinks people will have a conspiracy that it
was tapped, he said the fans get so mad over the vacation time, Spice
said they want to use the fuck out of their vacation, Bubba said he’s
about keeping his employees down, he then plugged the various stuff on
BubbaRaw.com, he said that he’s been told by Sean Compton that they
have three hundred seats available, he told Spice that he’ll have to
go shopping with him, he said he doesn’t want to talk about a lot on
the air. Spice asked Bubba where he shops on air, Brent said he’ll
send a link, Manson wonders if they’d like Bubba to look cool. Bubba
said what they showed him would fit a 205 pound guy, not a 305 pound
man like him, Manson thinks no one can pull that off, he said it’s
gold either way. Bubba said that the audience can wear your Bubba Army
gear, he wonders if there’s a link for tickets, he said it’s the third
rotator, he read from the site a little, Brent said there’s an 1800
number, Spice said it’s a voicemail, Bubba thinks they can put that
over the air, he asked Ned to do it, Bubba accidentally hung up. Bubba
took a call from a guy by mistake, he said if you’d like tickets, call
1-800-871-1201. Ned left a message saying he’s excited to see the
show, he said he’s got a lot of Bubba Army stuff, he doesn’t have a
home phone, he thinks someone could drop the tickets off to him, he
said he sometimes jacks his dick thinking about it. Bubba said you can
text “tickets” to 97999, he said the last thing he’d like would be for
someone who would get drubbed in, he wants people there who know the
show, he said Bonnie from Buffalo Grove is going to a few shows,
Manson suggests they bring a change of clothing. Bubba said the
producers don’t want Brent in the building, he said it’s opposite with
radio and TV, Brent said Jim Rome, Rush Limbaugh and Howard do what
they like. Bubba said he’s trying to throw the Twitter people a bone,
if they can reach 40,000 followers by 6:00 AM on Monday, he thinks
they’re just grasping, he then went to Dana White a few seconds later.
Dana said he’s in Van Coover, he said it’s a cool city. Bubba said if
you can be impressed by the weather and you’re from Vegas, that’s
cool. Dana said he moved to Vegas when he was in third grade, he said
he did everything young, he said it wasn’t a kid town at all, he said
they used to sneak into the casinos, he said he’s 40, he thinks 1983
was when they busted the mob guys, he said he lost his virginity when
he was in high school, he didn’t get into MMA until 1998, he said they
used to fight in High school, Bubba thinks Dana had to fight the
priests off his asshole. Spice asked about the economy, Dana said they
were very lucky to not be effected; he said the fight was the fastest
sellout. Bubba thinks it’s a big thing when they go out of the
Country. Dana said nobody watches UFC alone. Bubba said he watched UFC
one night with Tony Stewart, he said he kept rubbing in that Tony’s
guy had lost; he likes how the big Celebes are watching UFC. Dana said
he loved watching Tyson fights, he said they’re still growing this
thing. Bubba asked the one request that he’s been shocked by, Dana
said there’s been so many, he said Lee Majors, the ceo of Microsoft
has expressed interest. Bubba said UFC 115 is on Pay-per-view tomorrow
night, he likes how Dana expresses disgust when an event goes down the
tubes, Dana said they all grew up watching fights, he said there are
guys who still say crappy fights are good, he said he doesn’t want the
guy to spend $45, he thinks the bigger let down is that you wasted a
night. Bubba asked his thoughts on rich Franklin VS. chuck Liddell,
Dana said they’re both in great shape, he said that Chuck parties a
little too much, he then went over some of the other fights that will
be going on. Bubba likes how Dana can chum the waters with viewer
ship. Spice asked Dana what he told Matt Silva, he said the press
conference was what got him upset, he said he attacked like a nut, he
said people want to see him fight, not slap the mat. Spice thinks hard
to yell at someone when they’ve got a translator in the room; he
thinks the guy is saying Dana is an asshole. Bubba asked him what he
said the night Lesner acted like an ass, Dana said Lesner is a smart
guy, he said when that happened, he yelled at his manager and
attorney, he went to his locker room, dragged him into the bathroom,
and asked him what he did to him, he said he’s been in the business
ever since he’s been 17, he said that Lesner is a cranky guy. Bubba
thinks the heat comes from his wrestling background, he asked about
Fedora taking on Lesner, Dana said it’s clear the guy doesn’t’ want to
fight, he said he’s a fight fan, he said he always wants to give the
fans what they’d like, he said that he’d like to see it for himself,
he called Showtime a piece of shit company, he said that they suck at
Boxing, he said you want to see the best fighters. Spice said he has
issue with Dana on a few things, he then mentioned Teto, Dana said
that was a good question, he said that he and Teto have squashed the
beef, he said Teto hasn’t fought for a long time, Spice liked Dana’s
attitude during the Jenna Jamison situation, Dana said that Teto is a
hell of a coach on the Ultimate fighter. Bubba asked if GSP will ever
fight Silva, Dana said every day that goes by, more and more people
would like to see it. Bubba thanked Dana for coming on, he thinks Rich
Franklin will have his nose on the other side of his face, the guys
think Dana should be the CEO of BP. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 2 – Brent Hatley Concert

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Bubba 911 Call”. Bubba
talked a little about a girl who said Cunt on the Today Show, the guys
then wondered if Bubba ever called heather a Cunt. Heater came on
saying he has, but she just laughs it off. Larry asked about something
Bababbooey had said about Brent, Brent said it was over Bubba sitting
on the toilet backwards, Bubba said that warranted a Brent Hatley
concert, which he then went into. They then went to commercials a we
seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba thinks the guys have figured out that when he flips out,
you feed him he thinks he’s in a better mood; he thanked Big Dick for
hooking him up with some food. We then heard the clip of the girl
saying Cunt on TV, Bubba said you can’t say that on TV, Spice said MTV
didn’t catch the curse words on the Music Award show, the guys cracked
up at the clip, Spice said the girl is his hero, Manson said you know
the world is going downhill when a 13 year-old girl is saying Cunt.
Bubba got caught off guard with the Price is Right, he wishes Ned
would host the Price is Right, the guys think Drew Carry is getting
his asshole tongued by the hot girls on that show, he wondered how
Spice would handle the Price is Right, Manson thinks Bubba is like
Saddam, Spice thinks the moment is lost. Manson as a girl acted as the
girl, with Spice acting as Drew, he said the girl will have to lick
his asshole to get the job. The guys cracked up when Manson said Rod
Roddy, Bubba thinks mark Chase is running WGN.com, as there’s a
section called “Bitches At The Beach”, Spice said KTLA has the Faces
of Meth. TJ said Shirley from God Hates Fags is protesting a funeral,
Brent said it’s offensive to him what they do, he said there’s no
exception to the First Amendment, Spice thinks Shirley could cut a
promo in wrestling, Brent said you wouldn’t have to censor him. Jim in
Orlando wondered how to follow that, he said he’s happy to hear Bubba
going to WGN, he said he’s happy for him, Bubba said nothing is etched
in stone, he said his show will be Springer like topics, except that
he’s allowed to be himself, Jim said that Bubba being 14th in Orlando
is bullshit, Bubba said they’re marginally successful, Spice thinks
they’re the Iron Sheik of radio, Manson thinks Bubba is on to
something. Jim thinks what Sirius is doing is a disservice, Bubba said
there are far worse shows than there’s, he thinks you need a Randy or
a Mel to take control of the product, he thinks they just have bad
timing, Brent said a Political figure got Randy fired from Clear
Channel. Bubba said Jay O’Connell got them to where they were, they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the “Power Pig Hello”
shirt, then into some Paper Tongues, Spice said that this song
could’ve crossed over, had the sound been a little softer, Bubba said
you can see him on BubbaRaw.com. The guys then went over some
birthdays, Brent said Joe Montana would be a number one quarterback,
Bubba said he remembers when Notor Dame was a kick ass place. Spice
groaned a little when Bubba played “The Moonlight on the Indiana
Wabash”, Manson said it sounds like dogshit, Bubba thinks they sound
like Brothers fighting, Ned said he’s the creepy old step Brother. We
then heard the music from “The Walton’s”, Manson said it was a
horrible show, Brent said it was a dogshit show. We then heard the
“Full House”, Bubba thinks the Olsen twins are Cunts, he said it’s his
opinion, Brent said Sam Simon was drunk at a party, he drunkenly
announced that the Olsen twins weren’t there, he thinks they owe their
career to that show. Dave in Arizona said he caught his Brother having
sex with a man, Bubba thinks it’s none of his business, he told the
guy to shut up, Ned thinks you have to go to the woman and say the guy
fucks other guys. Bubba asked for a number, Dave thinks his brother
won’t talk, Bubba thinks this proves that he just wants to hear
himself on the radio. Harris said he wishes Bubba was in town, Bubba
said Tony had a great finish, Harris asked if Bubba has came in
heather, Bubba said he got the Vasectomy just in case. Mack in Texas
said if Bubba leaves Sirius, he’s done, Brent said it is what it is.
Mack said he used to be a bike guy, Bubba said he’ll put him on hold,
as he has David and his brother on, he called David’s brother Fred.
Fred said they both drive trucks, so they see each other every so
often, he thinks he saw him last week. David said he was sorry, Fred
asked who he was sorry for, David said this was two weeks ago at
Fred’s house, he was picking something up. Bubba said David claims
that Fred fucked another man up the ass, David said he didn’t want to
do it this way, he said they shouldn’t get into it. Fred had no idea
what he was doing, Bubba said David was distort about the situation.
David said it was two weeks ago Saturday, he said he saw him through
the kitchen window, Fred called David an idiot, he said it was a girl
with short hair. Bubba asked for more information, David said the guy
had a six inch cock. Fred said his woman isn’t listening to the show,
he said it was a one time deal. Bubba said David is still claiming it
was a dude, Fred said David used to play with his pecker while they
were in the bath tub, Ned said Please to this, Fred said the guy is
bamboozling him, Bubba thinks it’s not the case, he said he believes
Fred. David said it was a dude, as he saw the dick, Bubba asked about
the allegations of touching Fred’s cock, Fred said this was when they
were about seven years old, Brent said they have to get the story
straight. Bubba asked how the cock touching went down, Fred said he
has satellite radio, he said he used to bathe with his brother, he
said David would go diving with the boats, Bubba thinks maybe Fred was
fucking a guy with short hair, Fred said he’s not bisexual, he asked
that he should validate it by having them call the girl, Fred said he
doesn’t have the number, he said he’ll kick David’s ass. Bubba asked
them to say the Mother’s name at the same time, he thinks it’s
bullshit when they didn’t say the name at the same time, he hung up on
them a few seconds later, Spice thinks the roads must be lonely,
Manson said the story was good, but the acting was horrible, Bubba
thinks they need to learn how to act. Ned said he has a no Net
offering called “Randy”, which is a parody of “Brandy”, they then went
to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 5 – No Net Ned

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s TV appearance,
then into Ned’s “Crushed your Skull, what you talking about”. Bubba
said it’s a live show, Ned said he’s ready to go. Bubba said some guy
claims he fucked his wife’s Uncle, the guy came on, saying that he’s
was about 24, she was 39, he said he couldn’t drive, they got
something to eat, they got drunk and went back to his house, they
ended up in the bedroom, Bubba told him to get to the point, as Ned
had his cock out. Ned told him this wasn’t a Hollywood movie, the guy
said his Aunt asked him to kiss her good night, she thought he didn’t
bring it, he blasted his load in about ten seconds, he dropped it in
her clam, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later, Ned said that brought
him down. We then heard “Brandy” by The Looking Glass, Ned thinks
Brandy is a tramp. Bubba wonders if there’s a payoff, Ned said no,
Brent thinks the guys were on ludes, Spice said they were black, he
then thinks it’s not the case, Brent thinks they look like the
homeless guys that come in. Bubba got Ned through his settings, he
said he was getting freaked out, he thinks prison shower reverb is
good enough for him, he thinks he’s on a big stage, Bubba cracked up
at Ned on delay, he joined in. Ned suggested they go to words, he said
he’s breathing heavy, he said he needs a sip of water, he said this is
the 17th time he’s done this, he said the song is called “Randy”,
Bubba thinks it’s about Macho Man, Ned thinks he’d lick Randy
Michaels’s asshole, the guys then debated what the song “Brandy” was
about, Ned said he’s not doing it now. Bubba took a call from a woman
who said her Husband was diagnosed with Lue Garrig’s disease, she
thought the guys would make fun of the disease, Bubba said they were
just talking about the time when he had the big echo, Ned thinks more
than 5% of people have it, the woman said she was afraid it would go
somewhere, Spice said he has to fart, Bubba told him to do it, which
he did, the guys cracked up at it on echo, the woman told them to have
a good weekend. Bubba got Ned back in his setting, Ned thinks Frank
Sinatra wouldn’t stand for that, he thinks Bubba is insane, he said
it’s about a gay bar tender named Randy, he said he wrote it to the
original, he said he was off his game, he said he’d like to rip
Bubba’s eye sockets, shit in them, then put them back on. Bubba thinks
Ned is so flapped up, he’ll mess up the song. We then heard the song ,
followed by the tymbal, Ned yelled fuck you, saying Bubba got served.
Spice said he had to fart, Bubba echoed it, Ned said he’ll just fart
for Bubbapalooza. Bubba said he was thinking about the fun times they
had at Sirius, he said this is the kind of show they can put on, he
said it’s horrible what Sirius did, they then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 6 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, then
into Ned’s rant about Homosexual Republicans. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba said this was Manson’s music, he then said that the
Twitter people claim that Dana White called Bubba talent less on O&A.
Alvin came on saying he’s driving six hours to see the show, he said
they’re in a small town, Bubba thanked him for calling, the guy said
he heard Akira getting an interview, saying how she doesn’t have the
show to thank, saying that she’s always wanted to be in porn, Bubba
said he’d like a sellout for Bubbapalooza. Jeff in Canada said he
can’t make it, he asked Brent’s opinion about Howard saying he could
replace Shuli with Artie, Brent said it would be good for him, as they
like him. We then heard B-Fudd’s bumper, he came on a few seconds
later, he said he saw some kid on the news who is a sexual predator,
the guys goofed on B-Fudd attempting to say the word, he spelled it
out, he called the guys dumbasses for not getting it, he said the guy
had sex with a Special Ed girl, Bubba thinks they had a great show
until he called in, Bubba Eviled him a few seconds later, Ned thinks
he’s not bringing his A game. Earnest in California asked if the guys
would be apart of the show, Bubba said no, Brent asked why he was
going, Bubba said he’s just going as a friend, he said his guys know
him very well, he thinks they’re getting way ahead of themselves, he
said the TV thing is a tryout at best. John said he’s a super trucker,
he said he’s got these guys hooked on the Satellite show, he asked if
they have a Bubba Army Flag, Bubba said they sold out of them. John
said he’s in a 400 ton truck, he said everyone is hooked on Bubba’s
show. The first email of the day heard Bubba blasting the Car stash
idea, the emailer thanked Bubba for the commentary. Another emailer
asked that the cool drivers be on Bubba’s show. Another emailer said
they delivers stuff to Buckley West Virginia. Another emailer asked
Bubba what safety restraints he uses, Bubba said Impact belts, a leaf
fire suit, a bell helmet, and a Lajoy seat. Another emailer asked
about hanging out with the fans in Chicago, Bubba said he’ll probably
do it while he’s on the show. Another emailer asked if there’s a fear
in the West of the Muslims, Spice said he remembers when they did
that, Brent said they’ve let the terrorists win, Bubba said not only
have they changed the way we travel, you can’t even speak of them,
they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said if you haven’t joined Twitter yet, do it, as they’re
looking for 40,000 followers by Monday. Spice said if you type in btls
on SkinIndustires.com, it’s 15% off. Bubba asked the people of Chicago
to get tickets for his show, he thinks it’s going to be called “the
Bubba Clem Show”, he said he’d like to take the Love Sponge out of it,
Manson thinks the Bubba Clem show would work, Spice said he’d love to
take back his name, he thinks the Bubba Show is better. Tyler in
Calgary said all of his friends are going to the show, he said they
should go to Cowboys, Bubba said that place got shut down, the guy
said he hasn’t been home in two and a half weeks. Dave in West Palm
said he’d like to call Spice out for something, he said they had him
strapped up to the torture rack with toothpicks in his eyes (march 29,
2007), Spice told him to learn how to work. Dennis asked why Bubba
doesn’t invite him to the Prelude, he thinks Bubba can drive better
than the guy who drove the Cool-aide car, he asked why Tony won’t put
a Bubba Army sticker on his car, Bubba told him to ask Tony himself.
Bubba thinks he’ll play the extended version of Voodoo Child. Kevin
said he was listening to O&A, he said Opie said Bubba is just some guy
who has talent, Bubba said no big deal, he thinks it could be an urban
legend about what Dana has said, he’d like proof of it. Matt in
California asked if bubba was going to talk about a bird, Bubba had no
idea what he was talking about. Riley said she’s a new Bubba fetus
mark, she said she’s 13, she said good-bye to her sister who is going
to the Army. They then ended the show a few seconds later.