Thursday, June 24, 2010

Segment 1 – Sports

The show started off with audio of the Rays losing, followed by “A
Little Less Conversation” by Elvis. Bubba said the music was provided
by Carl Harris, he said that today is Tyler’s special day, he then
went over some sports scores, Brent said they’re not producing the
runs like they used to., Manson thinks Bubba is a typical American by
not watching Soccer. Bubba said he has to go through some testing, as
he can’t have anything in his mouth, Ned thinks nothing will happen,
Bubba said he just wants to get it done, he said he has to leave in
about an hour. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Ned’s 12 Inch meaty
Mandingo (with a side of man sauce). We then heard a clip of America
scoring a goal, Bubba then goofed on the announcer, Spice yelled for
everyone to pretend to care, Manson said that he watched it with the
family. The guys went over some birthdays. We then heard a clip of
Taylor Michal being interviewed on Howard 100 News by Steve Langford,
the guys cracked up at Langford doing the report; Bubba thinks they
should use Liquid Ass, as Langford mentioned it in the clip. The first
email of the day thanked Bubba for the WGN show, the emailer thinks
the show will be picked up. Another emailer said we’re fighting the
Taliban, Spice said we gave them the training, Brent said they didn’t
come into power until about 1996. Another emailer said they had a
great time in Chicago, Bubba referred to the guy as Big Red, as it
looked as if he was sun burnt. Spice said nothing is funnier then when
a midget’s legs are running in air, Bubba thinks “bitch I told you”
should be the next T-shirt. Another emailer said there’s a thing
called the Rape ax, it’s a condom with hooks on it that will prevent
rape, Bubba thinks most women don’t know you’re going to get raped.
Spice thinks that would frustrate you even more, Manson thinks the
thing sticks to you; Ned wondered where he could buy some of them.
Another emailer thinks the Government of Canada has it right, as
they’ll be getting out. Another emailer said they heard Bubba mention
Blind Lawrence, the emailer asked if they’ve heard from Blind Glen,
Bubba wonders if he’s still alive. Another emailer said they can’t
hear the show in Cincinnati, Bubba said no. Another emailer said they
got passed with a huge Bubba Army logo, the emailer thinks it was
Bubba’s rig, as the numbers 14 and 39 were there. Brandon in Riverview
asked Spice if he watched the World’s longest Tennis match, Spice said
it’s ten hours, Brandon said it’s ridiculous, Manson said imagine if
you lost the match. Bubba didn’t get the scoring, Spice explained it.
Bubba thinks the guys are acing each other; Spice said a lot of the
players train in Tampa. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Various news clips

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in
Canada. Bubba wonders if there’s one person outside of Carl that
notices “Epidemic” by slayer is playing, Spice said Slayer is pretty
popular. Chad asked if Bubba will do an Earthquake releaf, he then
asked Brent his thoughts on the University of Water Lue Football team
getting suspended for steroid usage. Charles in England came on; Bubba
wonders if it’s real. Charles asked if Internet Radio will really
work, Bubba said yes, he told the guy he has no idea what happens with
regular radio, the guy said he’s listening over the internet, he said
he was listening to Howard the other day, he was taking a pee on it.
Bubba said that Adam Carolla doesn’t have studios and stuff like that.
Charles said he’s ashamed to be British, Brent said imagine if people
blamed Americans for everything that has gone wrong, Charles said they
got rid of BP’s President, Manson said the guys golden parashoot was
of $16,000,000. Bubba said the way the business is being measured
isn’t what they like; Manson said with internet radio, you know how
many people are truly listening. We then heard a news clip about the
oil spill, the cap was removed because of an accident, Manson thinks
this could destroy the Gulf of Mexico, Bubba said it’s a joke. Matt
said around Christmas time, he got a Squeeze box, he said he listens
to stuff like Pandora, Last FM and Slacker Radio. Bubba said there’s
nothing on the internet like them; he thinks they could be the biggest
thing for them. Brent said it’s impossible to pick up affiliates these
days, Bubba said Cox is only so big, he said if they could do business
with Clear Channel, they’d be big, Brent thinks they wore out their
welcome, Spice thinks they’re like the drunk guys at the party who
became belligerent drunks. We then heard a news clip about a guy who
shook a baby to death, Bubba wondered if the guy in the clip said it
was okay to punch a wall, he cracked up at the clip, Manson thinks
you’re unstable if you punch a wall. Steve wonders how long it’ll be
before the oil spill stops, he thinks they’re not going to seal the
well, they just want to capture as much oil as possible, Bubba thinks
BP can’t go bankrupt fast enough. We then heard a news clip about a
guy who got attacked at a night club, Spice said he loves watching
fights on YouTube, Bubba then stopped the clip when the reporter said
the fight was bloody. We then heard a news clip about a kid who
stomped a girl, Brent said a note to everyone: if you’re on in jail,
your conversation will be recorded. Bubba said he’d like to have
jailhouse conversations on the other side, he said you can’t stomp a
girl like that; Ned thinks the guy needs a good stomping. Bubba said
he has to get going, he said he’d give his 401K to drink a bottle of
water, he said he has to drink some Barium; Brent said it’s like
chalk. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 4 – The guys hold down the fort

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Clem’s Creek – Slavery”.
Spice came on saying Bubba had to go to the Doctor’s office, he said
the bumper music is now listed in the recap, he said that Lawrence
Taylor got arrested for rape, Manson wonders where his wife is, he
thinks Joe Thysman is setting him up, Brent said he was the last guy
to wear one bar. Spice said if he was a punter or kicker, he’d have a
full face mask, Manson said you can’t see the faces, Brent said the
UCLA team is hot. Manson wonders the point for the short, tight
spandex shorts, Brent said they don’t make the rules. Spice said he
was half paying attention, he was watching the Male Volley ball, he
remembers the old school graphics, Brent said they did that with
Monday Night Football. Spice said that Tiki Barber is too broke to pay
his divorce, he said he’s on the wife’s side, even though he hates
gold diggers, Brent said it’s not gold digging, Manson said he
should’ve used the twin defense. Brent said it worked for R. Kelly; he
wonders if R. Kelly really has a twin, he then asked who the biggest
scumbag is:

1.      Tiger Woods
2.      Tiki Barber
3.      John Edwards
4.      Jessey James

The guys think Tiki is it; Brent said that Tiger is up on the list, as
he does it without a condom. Spice had Tiki first, Tiger second, John
Edwards third, and Jessey James last. Manson said you could turn it
into the four most stupidest women, Brent said they should cross
Tiki’s wife off the list, Spice said Edwards’s wife, even though she
has cancer, the guys think it could be Tiger Woods’s wife. Brent asked
about the one message Tiger left, he thinks that she knew something.
Desman came on saying that the kid who stomped the girl was
traumatized over his brother committing suicide, Brent said
psychopaths are made from 1-5 years, he said by 15 their gone. Spice
said he tries to be open on both sides, he said there’s no reason for
your future. Janet said the winner is Edwards, hands down, she said
that he found someone to sit on the grenade. Manson wonders who is
more stupider, John Edwards’s wife or Larry Craig; he wonders how you
face your wife with that one. Spice wonders it’s like when they’re in
bed together, Manson said he’d never go home. Brad in Port Charlotte
said he knows a guy who met Tiger Woods, he said that Tiger had said
that a white girl with gold teeth just looks better; the guys think
the guy is stupid. Spice said he can’t buy into any roomers anymore,
Brent said Devon James is disgusting. Spice asked about the Naked
Cowboy, Brent said he’s really annoying, Manson said he’s an icon.
Spice said some woman is claiming to be the Naked Cowgirl, he said the
guy has the name trademarked, we ten heard the news clip about that,
Spice said he’s talking like he invented EBay, the guys think it’s not
a brand name. Manson said the woman is methed out, he said she’s
horrible. Spice wonders it would be like getting ready for work if you
had this job, Manson thinks he must be a horrible act, Spice said he
basically just strums the guitar, Manson thinks Tom the Treeman should
be the Naked Cowboy. Spice thinks being the naked Cowboy’s manager is
a horrible job, Brent said he’d like to see his tax returns. Matt in
Tampa said it killed him listening to Cowhead’s show with Devon James,
Spice said he heard a little bit of it, he thinks he’s dumber for
having listened to the interview. Brent said if Gloria Alred isn’t
picking up your case, it’s over. Sean in Ft. Lauderdale said that the
naked cowboy makes money by taking pictures, Spice said anyone could
do that, he thinks Hogan should do the Naked Cowboy thing. Porter
asked if mimes will be able to protect their brand because they put
the makeup on a different way, he said the guy was talking like was
the CEO, he said it’s obvious that the guys are the unholy trio. Spice
said it
S just a really funny visual, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various discussions, Bubba calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Spanish bumper. Spice said bubba
was in the hospital, he thinks Bubba has a lot on his mind. Manson
said he’s really relaxed, he said that when the Pagan Potheads Tour
goes on, he wonders why he puts himself through it. George thinks
Larry Craig’s wife is a he. We then heard a news clip of a news guy
messing up the word season, Spice was hoping the guy said seamen, he
then said the 911 call about the dead brother, the dispature has since
gotten in trouble, he then goofed on Bubba commenting on the call,
which he then played a few seconds later, the guys stopped and started
the clip to comment. Brent wonders what it would be like if Bubba was
a 911 operator, Spice thinks bubba would Evil them. Brent acted as a
guy asking for help, while Spice played the various clips, Spice
thinks that would be Bubba after two calls; Brent said he loves the
old school Power Pig hang up. Spice said a lot of people are saying
Jesus will come back in 2050, Brent said he got a video tape from 1988
that said Jesus will come back for 88 reasons. Spice read some
predictions that some people have said about the year 2050, Brent said
that people thought 2000 would be great. Spice said he believes the
asteroid hitting Earth might happen, Manson thinks they wouldn’t be
able to stop it, he said he hates the E Card, Brent said he’s scared
to open up attachment, Ned thinks it’ll all the gay porn. Jim in St.
Augustine asked if the guys could say some harsh words about obama,
Manson said they’ve said stuff a lot, Brent said there’s a guy named
Mark Emery who got sent over to the United States for having Marijuana
seeds. Spice said they criticize him, he said the impact of how
someone messes up takes a few years, he told the guy to shut up.
Manson said Clinton was the best President to make fun of, the guys
said they like John Stosall, Spice said there’s something about the
war on drugs, he said the cigarette companies aren’t allowed to say
words like “Light, low or mild” on the box, Brent said the evidence is
all around you, Spice is bummed out that they don’t have candy
cigarettes anymore. Bubba came on, saying he used to eat candy
cigarettes, he said he’s heading back, he said Twenty-five is getting
some food for him, he said Dr. Dan diaco with him. Spice asked Bubba
his thoughts on the tabaco law, Bubba thinks it’s big Government, Ned
said he doesn’t care. Manson said they used to have a colored red tip
on the candy cigarette, Bubba said he just saw a hot chick mowing a
red, he said that takes him out of the ballpark, he wonders what the
Naked cowboy does, Spice explained what he does, Bubba thinks Ned
could do that, he said he wears them as part of a personal choice.
Bubba said nothing is better than getting up to pee at around 12:00,
he said he’d be worried about laying in urine, he thinks Spice has a
sick fascination with wetting his pants, he asked Spice if he’s
looking at porn, Spice said his headphones cut out, Bubba thinks he’s
on porn sites, he said that Adam, Naughty Alysha’s husband said the
guy who talked a lot of smack didn’t show up. Spice said this just
shows you that guys are a bunch of talkers. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Various news

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour in Tampa, then into “Tramp Stamps” from “bubba show classics Vol.
14: track 16. Bubba thanked the listeners for understanding, he said
he didn’t think about the other guys, Spice said he hasn’t eaten
anything, saying the kitchen is bare; Ned said Bubba could’ve asked.
We then heard a news clip about a teacher who had sex with a student,
the guys cracked up at her name, Bubba wonders why she’d go and except
a random chat on FaceBook, Brent said VOP is a thin line. Bubba said
the state of Utah killed a guy via the firing squad, we then heard the
news clip about that, Spice thinks they should’ve shown it, Bubba
thinks it’s the cool way to kill people, Ned said it was awesome,
Spice doesn’t think he could watch it, he said he’d have nightmares.
We then heard a news clip about two wrestling fans who practiced some
moves on a kid, Bubba rewound the clip of the guy saying “love you
momma, I’m famous”, he thinks The Undertaker would be as offended as
he is, he doubts that a two year old can really understand wrestling,
he said he can’t tip the hand on what’s going on, he went on to say
that someone got a hold of him, there’s a kid toucher around, that’s
all he can say, as he doesn’t want to Kabuki the person out, he said
if ends up in a good way, he’ll be a bigger fan of this guy. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 7 – Robin Brag calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by “Looks, that Kill” by Motley Crue. Bubba thought
he had the Steve Langford story, we then heard the clip they played
earlier. Shane in Miami said that it’s illegal to film a cop while he
pulls you over without his knowledge, Brent doesn’t think that law
will stand up. Bubba said that Robin Brag will be on, we then heard
the bell, he told Manson that it wasn’t funny; Manson said he didn’t
do it. Bubba said that a guy was hanging bananas where black people
hang out, Manson wonders what the guy got charged with, Bubba said it
just proves the guy is an idiot. Robin came on, Bubba asked him if
Danica is coming back, Robin said no, he said that Danica can just
keep going, he said she’s bringing diversity to the sport, he said
they test in January. Bubba asked about the Arka cars, Robin said they
try to restrict them as best as they can. Bubba said Robin took a lot
of heat after the pavement situation, Robin said it’s been 32 years
since the track has been refurbished, he said they screwed over the
fans, he said they mixed the wrong batch at the wrong temperature, he
said they won’t have any pavement failure, Bubba said he’d be fired if
that was the case, he then asked when will the repaving start, Robin
said they’ll have to do it right after the race, he said they built
one right when hurricane season started, Dale JR. told them not to, he
said the lights will go down, but there only on the turns. Bubba said
they’ve had some of the Nascar guys on, saying they’re not very happy
with the new stuff, Robin said there’s no way to spin it. Bubba said
it worked out great for other tracks, Robin said they can’t risk the
pavement coming apart. Bubba said Nascar is all about changing stuff,
he thinks they should take the top ten drivers, or the most seasoned
vets, pull the restrictor plates off and have a race, Robin wonders
where you’d put the fans. Bubba wondered how fast would it go, Robin
said that the drivers got dizzy in Texas, Bubba thinks they’ll have
school bus racing, Robin said they dropped the prices, he said it’ll
be a long, hot weekend, the number is: 1-800-PitShop (1-800-748-7467).
Bubba said he’s a Coke guy, Robin said they could work it out for him.
Bubba said they’d like to have him on soon, Bubba said he’d like to be
there, Robin said he’d pick up personally. Bubba asked how Jimmy
hunter is, Robin said he’s doing great, Bubba thinks he’ll have Randy
on the show tomorrow. Someone rang the bell, Bubba thinks he and Ned
should go to the race, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Sam from Winter haven, Tuddle the web guy in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, followed
by “Band On The un” by Wings. Bubba said he’s watching his new crush
on TV Robin Mede, he said all you see are fat women watching the World
Cup, Spice said not a lot of people give a damn. Sam in Winter haven
said he wrote a song about all the girls in Pulk county who got in
trouble for violation of Probation, he said he’d like to do it now, he
said he’s won some National contests, Bubba said they’re waiting. Sam
then went into his song, the guy got Eviled a few seconds later, Spice
said it was great, Sam was still going, the guys were cracking up.
Bubba put Spice on, Spice came on, saying that was some of the best
stuff he’s ever heard, he asked for a demo. Sam said he’s written a
lot of songs, he said that he doesn’t know how he does it. Spice asked
him the minimum amount of money, Sam said he’s been in some places; he
said he’s had some investments that haven’t gone over. Spice said he
can get him a $250,000 check. Sam said his stuff is commercial, he
said he can write the music and lyrics in about five minutes, Manson
cracked up when the guy said Jimmy Dean showdown. Spice said he got an
email from one of his friends at the record label, saying that he’d
like to get him a signing bonus of $750,000, Sam said it was a little
more than he expected. Spice said he got an offer to do $2500 to have
creative control, Sam said he’d like to talk to them. Sam said he
released some songs to the European market, the first one made it to
number 2. Spice said he was having a tough time hearing him, Bubba
said he didn’t hear anything, Ned hopes they didn’t lose him, he
thinks the guy is from Tallahassee, Sam said he was still there, he
then hung up, Ned said it would suck if he missed out on an
opportunity. Bubba asked for Tuddle to come to the studio, as well as
those who don’t like him. Tuddle said he was trying to close the door,
he said they’re just for reading, he said he’s been working on the
brand name Tuddle for a while, Manson said he’s like the Naked Cowboy.
Bubba said for a while he was the jackass guy, Tuddle said he got heat
from Russ and hammil, he said they were mad. Pantera said he was busy
answering the phones, he said the guy is a geek; Tuddle said that’s
what he’s going for. Pantera said he hasn’t found the c drive, Tuddle
said he hasn’t physically touched it, Bubba thinks his job is
important. Tuddle thinks the guys don’ like him, Bubba said Grant is
just Russ’s bitches, Bubba thinks Grant should be called Rustle’s
muscle. Tuddle said he doesn’t’ know how many parts they have in
studio, the guys cracked up when Tuddle didn’t address Carl Harris,
Bubba said Carl is one of the originals. Tuddle said he got yelled at
for sitting in 25’s spot, he said he’s on an island, he said he
brought in a Vuvuzela, he said he can do production, he said he needs
only one man to like him, and that’s the man on the microphone, Spice
thinks he’s priceless, the guys cracked up when Tuddle said it’s a
dirty game, he said he did a Nascar show for a while, he said he owns
a tanning place. Jabberjaw said he’s funny, she thinks he did stunts,
Tuddle said he was buried alive in concrete, he said he’s done a lot
in radio. Dave said he has no issues with Tuddle, he said he feels bad
when he has no answers for him. Tuddle said he doesn’t’ have a key, he
said he doesn’t know if he’s on payroll or not. Russ said that the
question have you worked with the internet, Tuddle had said yes to
that question, Tuddle said he’s walking a tight rope, Manson thinks he
has swagger. Tuddle said that Dick sits in the room with a guy with a
nose piercing, the guys cracked up when he said Miller watched the
Soccer game, Bubba thinks Tuddle is the only guy who likes Dr. who,
Tuddle said he goes to Dragon Con every year, Bubba cracked up as
Tuddle explained it. Chaz said he weighed in at 198 this morning,
Tuddle said he calls his wife almost every hour, he said his wife told
him once that she was moving heavy furniture, Spice wonders if this is
a joke, Tuddle said he’s just a mysterious guy, he said Russ from the
Monsters in an ass, Bubba said he could call him for a recommendation.
Bubba thinks Tuddle’s wife is cheating on him, Spice said he has a the
Tuddle Tribe, Tuddle confirmed this, saying he can activate them at
anytime. Russ said he’s blown away, Tuddle said he’s got twelve years
of experience, Spice wonders how he ends up with the web master job,
Tuddle said he’s learning BubbaRaw, Bubba told him he needs to know
the C panel, Russ said this is a two week trial period, Tuddle said
the guys are breaking his shoes on this one. Grant said that they
asked him over and over again at the interview if he’s ready, Tuddle
said no one will work harder than he will, he said it’s hard work,
Bubba said on the first day, he knocked the website off. Tuddle said
he didn’t ask to be on the air, Bubba wondered what he says on the
other side of the wall; he thinks Tuddle is working them. Spice asked
if he’s getting worked, he thinks everyone thinks it’s the case.
Al-kida said it’s ridiculous to be a work. Miller thinks he’s working
them, Bubba thinks Tuddle is peter Pan. Tuddle wonders if anyone would
want to be him, he said he hasn’t eaten anything he doesn’t have any
money to buy food, he said all the money goes to the gas tank. Chaz
said he’s trying to throdul the C panel, Tuddle said he doesn’t know
where it is, he then asked for some Fropay, he said he had a Pop tart
last night, he had a cup of coffee this morning, he said he takes some
Zoloft, Bubba thinks Tuddle’s wife is looking for a black man. Bubba
said he loves McDonalds, Tuddle asked if they still make the burritos,
Bubba said no, as it was lunch time, he then asked for Twenty-five to
come in, Tuddle said he’s a nice fellow, saying that he’s the black
one. Twenty-five said he’s a cool dude. Tuddle said he has his
Vuvuzela; he then played it, the guys cracked up. Bubba asked him how
much he weighed, Tuddle said he’s six foot four, 154 pounds, the guys
cracked up when he said they called him head Quarters in High school.
Bubba wonders if they should hire the guy, Tuddle said he owns a gun,
he said his Dad taught him, he said everyone has written down a plan
of some kind, the guys cracked up at that. Spice asked him who he
could kill at the BRN, Tuddle said the rudest has been the guy who
told him to move, Bubba said it’s Carl, Tuddle said he should be able
to sit on the floor, he said he got to sit on the couch with the
engineer guy. Spice thinks he’s either the greatest actor of all time,
or he’s crazy. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked for Dr. mark’s
number: 8138755855. Bubba took a call from a guy who said radio gold,
the guys think it was one of Tuddle’s guys. Bubba took a call from a
guy who said keep him. Spice wonders if he’s this weird, the guy said
he’s good people. Brian said Tuddle is a cornflake. Bubba took a call
from a guy who said he’s not working them. Tony said he loves him;
they then ended the show a few seconds later.