Friday, June 25, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Michael Jackson’s death one year later, sports, coming up
on the show

The show started off with audio of the Rays winning, followed by “Beat
It” by Michael Jackson. Bubba said it’s been a year since Jackson has
died, he said that Brent’s music has been pre-empted until Monday.
Brent said he’s speechless, he said he’d rather hear other people’s
music. Bubba said a majority of the emails have said Tuddle is radio
gold, he said the guy’s master plan is working out, he then went over
some sports scores,, he said that a Noon game is really nice, as you
have a lot of daylight left, he went on to plug what they’ve got
coming up on the show, he then plugged what they’ve got coming up on
the show. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – emails

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Beat It”, the CD was scratching,
Brent thinks the CD player hates Jackson, Bubba thinks even the CD
player knew it, Spice said he’ll burn another copy. Glen in St.
Petersburg said Bubba has quite the rep with clubs. Bubba said that
Spice will be in South Florida for the Marlins game, he said the O.A.R
concert will be taking place after the game. The guys went over some
birthdays, he said everyone loved Captain Kangaroo, Brent said he
would be on the not to be trusted list.

1.      Monday – Brent
2.      Tuesday – Ned
3.      Wednesday – Spice
4.      Thursday – Manson

Bubba took a call from a woman who said Tuddle is a nerd, she said
that she’s been on some cruises The Monsters have done, she went on to
say that Russ is arrogant, Bubba hung up on her, he then said he had a
disturbing bowel movement, saying it was all white. The first email of
the day said Tuddle should be put up against Moonshine Miller. Another
emailer asked what station does Bubba broadcast near Daytona, he said
it’s 96.5. Another emailer thanked Bubba for playing Slayer. Another
emailer said “happy Birthday to Tyler Clem” on the jumbo tron. Another
emailer said they should play more of Carl Harris’s music. Another
emailer thanked Bubba for a birthday card. Another emailer asked for
the time when Spice farted into an echo microphone (June 11, 2010).
Another emailer said they found a website that has pictures of Carron
Angle with some Bubba gear, Bubba thinks it’s pathetic. Another
emailer said they should put some pictures of Tuddle on the site.
Another emailer said they loved the Tuddle segment; Bubba had no idea
what radio Plutonium was. Another emailer thinks Tuddle should do
stand-up on Bubbapalooza. Spice said the guys out there are calling
Tuddle “Taddle”. Another emailer said Tuddle was great. Another
emailer said Tuddle was hilarious. Another emailer said they love
Slayer, Spice said they just had a concert. Another emailer said the
show is like an open book of his life, the emailer asked what Bubba
went to the hospital for, Bubba said he’s not saying. Brian said he
used to do pick up for Cox, he said the guys love him; Bubba said a
lot of good personalities have been shown the door, based on ratings.
Jason said Bubba made a great choice by putting Tuddle on board, Spice
thinks the tribe is calling in. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 3 – Various callers, police officers shot

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Howard 100 news clip where Brent
talks about Bubba’s TV show with Steve Langford. We then heard “Bad”,
Bubba said it’s a great day, as the kids in Jackson’s neighborhood can
trick or treat, the guys wonder what a Sham mon is. Chris in Chicago
asked how Father’s day was; Bubba said he didn’t get in until
Midnight. Chris said she went to the show with some friends, they had
a great time, Bubba said it’s very cult like, he then asked how long
she had to wait, Chris said about 45 minutes earlier, she said the
line was kind of long, she was heard telling her dog to lay down.
Spice wondered if she’s married, Chris said yes, she said they had a
great time. Bubba thanked her for calling, he said they’ll be on the
Satellite show, Chris said she gets up early every morning so she can
hear the show, Manson said the Satellite crowd is great. Bubba said he
needs to get a hold of Steve Hurley, as he needs to turn in his
Suburban, the guys then discussed hybrid cars; Brent read some
information about the Tahoe Hybrid. Bubba said he’s working with Russ
on Bikes for Badges, he’s thinking about going to the families they
helped out during Bikes for Badges on July 14. John said that two of
Grady’s guys got shot, the suspect was killed, Bubba said Brent is
bringing him something. Chris said the hybrid goes for about 55 miles
on electric, saying that it uses more gas. We then heard a news clip
about that, Bubba said he’s happy the bad guy got shot, he said he’s
hoping for one of Grady Judd’s sound bites, he asked that Brent get
Grady on the phone, he said someone on a bike at 2:30 is never good,
Spice said it’s not like a guy getting exercise, he thinks it would be
great if the cops could do a head shot. Bubba took a call from a woman
who said it’s crank ville from hell, she said she likes Reds, Bubba
pointed out her raspiness, she said she didn’t call to comment on what
she smokes and drinks, Spice called her sir, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Digital License plates, David Petraeus

Bubba said they’re celebrating the anniversary of the King of
Pedophilia, he said it’s just they’re opinion; he asked that the
Jacksons sue him. Spice asked if he’s in hell or not, Bubba thinks he
is, he thinks most Christians are in hell, Brent thinks that’s not the
case. Bubba said California might switch to digital license plates,
he’s not sure if he likes it or not, he said it would also show Amber
alerts, Spice thinks the bad idea is the advertisements. Manson asked
if a car is stopped on the side of the road, how would the cops get
the number, Bubba said that the cops would have an over ride button,
Spice as Arnold said he’s in charge. Bubba said they’re now making it
illegal if you rent to an Illegal, you’ll be held responsible, he then
read an article about McChrystal’s resigning, Spice thinks he handed
in his resignation. We then heard a news clip about that. Bubba said
he doesn’t care where you came from, get out, he said they’re not like
Motel 6, he thinks he could just get rid of Ned, Spice thinks Ned is
depressed, Ned said he’s not interested in immigration. Bubba wonders
if they have to go through the Secretary of defense, Brent said if
you’re the General, you can do that. We then heard another news clip
about David Petraeus taking over, Bubba said he’d like to see an angry
Barrack obama. Bubba thinks Obama isn’t saying much, we then heard
some clips of Bush saying “Freedom”, “Terror” and “Mexicans”, the guys
cracked up when the reporter said that Iraq was a success, Brent said
at least the Russians left. They then went to commercials a few
seconds later.


Segment 5 – Legal and Medical Advice with Steve and Dan diaco

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Wanna Be Starting Something”,
followed by Dan and Steve Diaco’s bumper. Bubba thinks they’ve called
Jeff the food guy Jeff Jabrone, Jeff said the Americans are wearing
football jerseys. Bubba said if you need to get a hold of Dan, you can
go to DoctorDiaco.com. Ben said ever since he was a kid, he’s had
sharp pains in his heart. Dan said the guy needs to get it checked
out, Bubba said you can’t downplay it. Dan said you can develop a
heart problem later on, he said some college guys have only one kidney
or one testicals. Bubba read an email from a woman who said she needs
her breasts redone, Dan said if you don’t like the way they look, get
them taken out. Steve said that Dan’s patients are coming back. Jay
said that his Sister is getting breast implants, he’s suggested Dan
diaco, Bubba said that everyone thinks they’re the best, he said you
start with if they’re board certified or not. Dan said you should look
at how many breast augmentations he’s done, and also ask former
patients. Spice asked Dan if he’s ever gotten into a fight with a
doctor, Dan said a guy was getting thick with him, he asked him to
cooperate. Brent said Doctor 90210, Bubba that would get Dan flipped
out, Dan then did a Brent hatley song, this had the guys cracking up.
Bubba took a call from a guy who said his son is having an issue; the
doctor thinks the kid has had scarlet fever for three weeks. Dan said
you don’t see it that much, he thinks you can have a heart problem
later on in life. Steve said to call the office, as he’ll look into
the case. Bubba read an email from someone asking about the name of
the website, Steve said it’s TwoAndTalking.com, Bubba asked that they
put a rotator on btls.com. Dan said the autism rate has gone up by
700% in fifteen years. Steve said the neat thing is that they’re
getting a lot of hits on the website; Bubba likes how Gary from
1-800-AskGary donates to autism funds. Cary said she’s 6 and ½ months
pregnant, she asked about getting implants, she asked if it will
affect breast feeding,
Dan said it shouldn’t affect the ability to breast feed. Spice asked
how gross it is to breast feed at a certain age; Dan thinks they’re
not much of a benefit after six months. Bubba said that Shelly Herndon
texted him about shots, Dan said they’ll try to give the kid a hep B
shot until they’re around ten or eleven. Steve said he was aware of
this when his son Nick was born, he said no shots, but they already
gave him one. Jennifer in Naples said her daughter is one, she asked
for a doctor’s office that will treat the kid properly, Steve said
they should call his office, he said Governor Crist has been leading
the fight for Autism. John said that his Mom had back surgery, it
didn’t’ go the way it was supposed to go, she got worse as the days
went on, she went to the Hospital where the infection went to her
blood, Dan said this sounds like a breech in standard care. We then
heard a news clip about a woman who wanted hair via laser surgery, she
ended up getting burnt; Bubba thinks the guy is guilty. Dan said don’t
get Botox in the mall, he said don’t go to your lawn guy for Boobs, he
said that you should check out who you’re going to. Joe said his wife
had surgery, she ended up getting a staph infection, Dan said with any
surgery, something can happen, he wished the guy good luck, Spice told
him there’s no lawsuit, he thinks Dan ruined the guy’s day. Bubba then
talked about Tim Kurdis, Dan said he believes in the Constitution,
Brent said he’s a common since guy. Steve said Bubba has been doing
great with Politics. Steve said he’s shocked to see the Americans are
into soccer, Bubba thinks they’re not really into it, Steve said Jay
said the world cup is like watching the Olympics, but one sport sucks.
Dan thanked Bubba for the listeners; Steve congratulated Bubba on the
TV deal. They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 6 – Various stuff

Coming out of commercials, we heard a Howard 100 news clip of Taylor
Mitchell talking about Bubba’s show, followed by a news clip about a
church volunteer who got arrested for child molestation, then into
Manson’s “thank God I’m an Altar Boy” from “bubba Show Classics Vol.
14”, track 15. Bubba said anyone who talks like Jackson does at the
beginning of the song is touching kids; Manson said he’s waving red
flags as if he’s landing a plane. Bubba said there’s not a man he
knows that would ever sound like that, Spice wonders why you’d want to
leave that part in. Bubba thinks it should’ve started differently,
Spice as Michael said it was ignorant, Bubba said people didn’t talk
to him, he thinks Ned wants to fight Jackson, Ned said he’d violate
it. Bubba said Michael has made more dead than alive, he then gave a
shout out to Ryan Stanley, Ned said he’d like a Chassy, he said that
he’d put tyler into the wall, Spice thinks Ned could fit in a Quarter
Midget. Bubba said that Rasheed Wallace is thinking about retiring,
Brent said he’s being a baby about it. Bubba said that Farve will be
coming back; Spice said he got him for a little. Bubba thinks Farve
has Michael Jackson like syndrome. Manson said he can only imagine
what a 40 year-old is like after playing Football, he said that he’s
48, and when he plays soccer, the next day he can barely move. We then
heard a clip of O.A.R doing “Shattered”, the guys talked a little
about the marlins while the song played, Spice thinks they should call
it “Super Ass Saturday”, Brent said he saw them play once, the girls
were incredibly hot. Bubba said he wouldn’t know what he’d do. Spice
said when he meets an 18 year-old, he doesn’t have much in common, he
said he doesn’t get Twilight, Manson said he doesn’t get how guys can
date a 19 year-old. Spice said he would tolerate a woman as she was
hot. Bubba said if a woman didn’t have the female body parts, he’d
just hang out with some guys, Manson said if girls didn’t have
vaginas, it would just be another minority groups, he told Bubba he
should’ve found a girl at the track, Bubba said that those girls
aren’t what he’s looking for, he said he probably wouldn’t be doing
this show if he was either gay or had no sexuality. Manson said he
bought Donna a pair of parashoot pants for $50 once. Spice said Donna
is one of the only females he’s ever encountered that was
materialistic. Bubba thinks guys sweat Tasha all day; he said that
Spice would be lying if he said radio had nothing to do with his
relationship. Spice said if he saw her out in a bar, he wouldn’t even
talk to her, he’d think that she’s a bitch. Bubba thinks Amanda
wouldn’t put up with Brent if he didn’t have the money, he thinks
Heather would stay with him if he didn’t have a job, he said his
insanity ran her away when they were fired, Brent said that Amanda had
one foot out the door when they got fired. Bubba said that Heather
said she’d rather eat dirt than talk to him, he said he was insane,
Manson thinks racing has saved Bubba’s marriage. Bubba said people
have no idea what this job does to you, Manson said he spends all his
free time thinking of things, Ned said he could care less about this
business. Angelia asked about guys who would be intimidated by a woman
who knows more about racing and football, she it’s hard to find a guy
who is into that. Bubba said he just wants her to look pretty and shut
up. She then got Eviled. Bubba said there’s no woman out there who
knows about racing, and looks like Tasha or Heather, he said all
heather wants to do is barrel race, Spice said they have a weird
relationship. Bubba said heather isn’t a gold digger, as she signed a
pre-nup, Spice as Heather said some stuff, Manson chimed in. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Gene Lasker Returns

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour on July 16. Bubba thinks “The Girl Is Mine” is just a diversion.
Nigger John came on saying he’ll turn white, if Lasker comes back on.
Bubba said this is a guy, who called himself Nigger John, John said he
was forced to call him that. Bubba said Lasker is the one who
introduced John to him, John said Ned should look like Gene, Spice
wonders why he’s regressing; he wonders what the guy’s problem. Bubba
asked him if he heard about Gene, John said he talked to Gene, who
said there was an issue over a dog, he said there was a miss
communication between him and the lady, he said he’d like to come to
the show. Bubba asked if John is Gene’s new agent, John said he’s not,
he said the show has never had him on; he told Twenty-five Cent needs
to cook. Spice said he talked with Gene, he said he’s not into it.
Bubba thinks Gene would never hurt Christine; Spice asked if Gene
killed someone, Bubba said yes, he said it was a clean shoot. John
explained the difference between a black man and a Brother, saying a
black man is out there making it right, he said Bubba doesn’t know the
slang. Bubba said the FCC has white guys who just want to keep him
down, he said he has to be careful, he said he’s got a great gig, he
then asked John to say Boopity, he said it a few times. Bubba
suggested they get Lasker and John on. John said he tries to stay out
of people’s faces, he said when everyone hears that you’ve got money,
everyone wants it. Spice said Lasker can’t talk about much. Gene said
he was doing okay, John said that was his dog. Bubba asked Gene if he
needs to call Kevin, Gene said he’s just sitting back and realizing
what he needs to do, he said he can’t explain how it is to cry every
day, ever since the death or their daughter, he said he can’t stay at
that house, he said he can’t smile anymore, he doesn’t have fun
anymore, he said if he kills himself, he won’t be able to see his
Daughter, he said that he took her earn when Christine wasn’t looking.
Bubba wondered what John was doing, Gene said he came home at 8, he
said that he marked her, he said when you lose your kid, people
change, he said there’s nothing left, he said they have a room for
Jennifer, he said he wants to get rid of it, John said he’s got love
for him, Bubba told him to watch his language, John said he needs to
check on Gene. Gene was crying about how he doesn’t have much of a
family, he then went over the people he has in his life, John thinks
Gene is a lot to hug. Gene said this is just a struggle in his life,
he said he was given a handicapped kid, he said if he moved in that
bed, he’d have to move her. Bubba thinks Gene and Christine need to
sit with a professional and work it out, Gene said they’re not at each
other’s throats, he said you can’ go to jail if you’re not there. John
said he loves Gene, he said they’ll all get together and cook some
stuff; Bubba had to hit the delay a few times. Gene said everyone knew
who he was; he said the cops were good to him. John said the prisoners
should take a bath, Gene said he didn’t see anyone take a shower, he
thinks they’re nervous. Gene and John were talking over each other,
Bubba yelled for them to be quiet. John told Gene he needs to comb his
hair; Bubba likes how John is cutting on Gene. John said he’ll make a
Gene Lasker mask for Halloween, Gene said no one knows how Bubba
helped him, he said he almost lost Bubba over Jennifer, Spice thinks
this is boopity/der der overload, Bubba bounced between “dueling Der
Ders” and “the Boopity song” as Gene talked. John said Twenty-five has
never been in the hood. Gene said he doesn’t know where to go, Bubba
said he’ll call him; they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 8 – Electra Blue in Studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Lay Down” by O.A.R. Bubba said
Spice will be at the show in South Florida, he thinks Spice will be
the guy who brings O.A.R on stage, he then asked for the guys to bring
in Electra Blue, Spice said she’s big time. Dwayne said they’ve got
some shows tonight, Electra said she loves microphones, she said she
only had an hour and a half sleep. Spice said if they went to Waffle
House, they’d gain about six pounds, Electra said she likes the hash
Browns. Bubba asked if she can say the name of her last movie, Electra
said it’s “studio 69”, she said she shoots nine movies a year, with
fourteen additional scenes. Bubba asked about the money, Electra said
that she gets a salary. Spice asked if there’s ever a scene where she
doesn’t want to go to work, Electra said she loves her job, she
doesn’t work every day, she said she lives in Los Angeles, she said
she was born in Arizona. Bubba said Phoenix has the hot chick factor.
Spice asked if she has her own site, Electra said it’s
ElectraBlue.com, she said gonzo has no plot, Bubba said he likes that.
Electra said she got best actress at the AVN Awards. Bubba said she
looks really main stream. Electra said she went from bar tending to
being a porn star. Spice asked how much her first pay day was, Electra
said it was $25oo. Spice thinks Ron Jeremy is a joke in the industry,
Electra said she likes him, she said that she worked with peter North.
Bubba asked her who the one that has really turned her on the most,
Electra mentioned a guy named Michael Stefano, Bubba said the only guy
in porn he knows is Lexington Steal. Spice said he used to like Max
hardcore, he doesn’t like him anymore; Electra said she’s never heard
of him. Bubba asked her to name the top three guys, Electra mentioned
James Deen. Bubba asked about Electra getting marriage, Electra said
she’s not married anymore, she said they lost communication; they’ve
been separated since February. Bubba asked what it was that broke them
up, he thinks it was infidelity, she said she caught him doing some
stuff she didn’t like, she said that she walked away, Bubba thinks she
has someone on the back side, Electra said no to that, he said he can
read people like a book, Electra said she didn’t want to put it with
what she was currently having. Bubba asked what the guy does, Electra
asked why Bubba is drilling her, Bubba said this is the stuff they’d
like to know, Electra said that her husband served her with divorce
papers. Bubba asked Electra what kind of car does the guy drive, the
guys guessed it’s a nice car; Electra said she’s not saying. Bubba
asked her about the cars, Electra said no to some car brand names
bubba throughout, Bubba thinks they should get her high, she said
she’s quiet when she’s high. They then ended the show a few seconds
later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Various Callers, Heather’s video

The show started off with “Juicey”. Bubba said that today is coming
down on him like a bunch of bricks, he said everyone is texting him
like crazy, he thinks Manson is tired of hearing it, Manson said that
he should just take bubba’s phone next week. Bubba said he’s at the
other end of the funnel, he then recapped what they’ve gotten coming
up on the show for today, Ned perked up when the guys mentioned
asshole fucking, he told the regular radio listeners that they can
suck his dick, he said he loves the Satellite fans. Jeff said he
checked out the Twitter video of Heather, Bubba said he didn’t know,
he said that they’ve got a Bubba Army thong, he said that Heather
modeled the thong on Twitter. Bubba asked for a copy of it, Jeff said
it’s on his Twitter, he said he saved it to his Blackberry; Bubba
asked that it be the number one rotator on Btls.com. Jeff described
the video; he said it’s about 30-40 seconds long. Bubba thinks you
can’t jerk off to a phone, he said it’s about the size of a postage
stamp. Bubba saw some still shots, he said he liked it, Jeff said they
just put the still shots in the video, Bubba said he didn’t approve of
it, he then said that CAVIAR TACOS put the “My Trunk” animation, Spice
said he can’t get the thing to load on his computer. Jeff said his
wife was number 7 in the NC double D contest, Bubba thanked him for
calling. We then heard the video, Bubba said he likes the music, he
thinks that Heather is too skinny; Brent said Amanda thinks she’s too
boney. Bubba said he loves the pigtails, he wondered who told her to
shoot it like that, Ned said a shaved bush and pigtails would work,
with a school girl outfit, and a lunchbox, the guys cracked up when
Spice suggested a Trapper keeper. Bubba thinks it might be a problem
when his son bought him a candy bar for Father’s day, Spice said it’s
better than the cards kids make. Ron in Indiana said Sunday was the
best Father’s day ever, he saw Bubba’s show on Sunday, Bubba said he
hopes it gets picked up, Brent said that was Bubba’s target audience.
Bubba said everyone is mad that Tuddle has mic time, he said heather
should’ve won her hair the way she did, Spice said he’s not paying
attention to her hair. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Electra Blue in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by Manson’s “Clem’s Creek – Slavery”. We then heard
“Beat It” by Michael Jackson, Bubba said no one outside the studio
knows the tight rope they walk on, he said he’s living and dying by
seconds, he said the walls are caving in, he said too many people need
something, Spice said he agrees with him. Bubba brought Electra Blue
in, Spice thinks Bubba can get the first 48 done in the First Four
minutes; Brent said he loves that show. Spice said he’s seen Pat
Mine’s dick, Electra said she wasn’t getting sweated by another guy.
Bubba said he didn’t know she was into anal, Electra said she loves
it, Spice read some porn titles Pat was in, she said Spice is looking
at old videos. Bubba said the guy has been in the studio before, Brent
said it was on the 98 Rock days, Electra said she was married for two
years. Bubba thinks someone got her locked up, Electra said no, Spice
thinks Pat Mine would kick Bubba’s ass, Bubba doesn’t’ think so.
Dwayne asked to be a Bubba Army enforcement, he then said he was only
joking about that, Electra asked that they go back to Pat Mine. We
then heard a clip of Electra in a porn, Bubba said she looks hot.
Electra said in the beginning, she used to get anal, she said when she
gets married, everything shuts down. Bubba asked what she saw in him,
Electra said he was nice and funny; Spice went over some more titles.
Bubba likes how Electra has some dirty talk on her; Electra thinks
she’s way dirtier, Brent thinks Bubba isn’t paying attention. Electra
said she doesn’t do anal every day, Spice said he’s heard of Tommy
gun. Bubba said sometimes when he gets a turd, it’ll tear his stuff
up, he asked Electra how it can’t hurt having something up her ass,
Electra said she knows what’s in there, Spice said she should be
allowed to do it, Bubba said he doesn’t want to kiss anyone who got it
up there, he thinks people are going crazy, as the site is locked up.
Spice asked if she was in Sodomania, Electra said no. bubba went over
her biography, Spice was shocked that Electra worked with Akira,
Electra said she was hot. We then heard some clips of Spice fucking
Akira, Spice said she demanded to be spanked, he said she’s nastier
now, Electra said she was loving the clips. Bubba wonders if Tasha
gets mad when they play this, Spice said he’s not sure, Electra said
the stuff was good. Bubba wonders if Pat is flipped out, Spice thinks
he doesn’t want to be called that, he thinks she’s a really good liar,
he said there’s no need for a guy to say anything while in the
bedroom. Electra asked if Spice’s cock is that big, Spice said yes.
Bubba said he’d marry a girl like that, Spice said she’s not marriage
material, Electra said that she’s almost like a pro, she thinks maybe
she was watching porn, Brent said she was a dominatrix, Spice seemed
bummed out about that. Electra thinks Akira watched a lot of porn, she
said that Akira has taken her driver license test about twelve times,
and has failed each time. We then heard some music from a movie, the
guys cracked up when bubba asked if Electra was in it, it turned out
to be a black guy. Electra said she won’ squirt, Spice cracked up when
he read one of the movies Pat was in is called “Unplanned Parenthood”;
he then asked if she’s ever had a guy with smelly balls. Bubba asked
the number one thing guys like, Electra thinks it’s “Educating Allie”.
Bubba asked if she ever watches her own movies, Electra said no. Bubba
asked her if she remembered a scene, Electra said yes, she said Pat
was in the scene, the guys cracked up at some more porn titles, Brent
said he likes to jerk off to pussy, bubba said he can’t masturbate to
ass play, Electra said that it’s her butthole so it’s fine, Bubba got
grossed out by it, Brent thinks Pat sleeps well at night, Bubba thinks
her new porn will be called “I Like to Suck Shit Dick”. We then heard
a clip of Electra and another woman, Bubba thinks he’ll have to bust
out the rope if she gets too crazy, he said if he wasn’t mad at his
wife, he’d call her up, he then asked Electra about what she had said
on the FM Show, Electra said she’s not saying. Bubba thinks Electra is
with someone, Electra said no, she said that she hasn’t been single
for that long. Bubba asked who the other person is, he said he’s
dressed her down, he asked her not to have the listeners call up and
say they saw her out, he then pressed on, Spice thinks it’s him being
him, Electra said it’s disrespectful. Spice asked about the girl Pat
was making out with, Electra cracked up at that, Brent wondered if it
was Little Lupe, Electra said no. Spice corrected Bubba on Pat’s name,
adding that he was in a movie called “filled to the rim 5”. Electra
said she doesn’t have a man. Spice asked her if she slept with anyone
famous, Electra said no. Bubba asked her if she’s ever been with a
famous guy, Electra said yes, three days ago, Bubba thinks she’s with
Ron R Test, Electra said she’s not going to be broken. Bubba said
there’s a bunch of entertainers, he asked that they fragment it, Brent
said in LA, you could throw a rock and hit any celebrity, Electra said
she’s not a name dropper, Bubba thinks his Nickelback comment was on
point, he thinks she’s sleeping with Tommy Lee. Bubba asked that she
just write the name down, they won’t mention any names, Electra said
no. Bubba asked about film, Electra said yes. Bubba wonders who
Electra hasn’t fucked yet, Electra said she’d fuck Brad Pitt; she said
David Beckum and Eminem, Spice thinks she’s making a Christmas list,
Electra thinks David Beckum won’t fuck her. Bubba asked her to at
least whisper the name, Electra said she doesn’t’ want to say, as she
might disappoint them. Bubba said they’re at the dance, but he’s left
with blue balls, Spice asked that she just suck him off, Brent said
it’s interesting. Bubba said he’s never gone back on his word on stuff
like that, he said he’s not going to lie to her, Electra asked why
Bubba flipped out on Heather. Bubba asked for her to just whisper it,
they’ll then wrap up. Spice asked that she show her tits, bubba said
he’s already smelled her, saying how she smells beautiful. Jeff in New
Jersey came on, saying to throw her off the air, he said she’s talking
to bubba and his army, Bubba said great point. Electra said she’ll
just say in the headphones, Spice said he’s never seen Bubba look for
more information. Bubba said it wasn’t a big deal, he asked if she had
a good time, Electra said yes, saying they’ve been fucking for four
months. Bubba asked if they’re in an open relationship, Electra said
they don’t talk about it, she said the guy says hi, she said to let it
rip, Bubba said no, until the guy gives him the green light, Spice
thinks it was Hogan, this had the guys laughing. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – A Ned Classics

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by Ned’s “Randy”. They then went to commercials a
few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Naughty Alysha date recap, Tuddle in studio

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by a clip of Brent on Howard 100 news. Bubba said in
about fourteen minutes, you can get your Bubbapalooza new Orleans meet
and greets, he thinks they’re around $50, he said they’ll be getting a
hold of people if they’d like to attend, he then asked for the guys to
bring by Naughty Alysha. Mike in Minnesota said he loves the show, he
said he was supposed to go to the Chicago tapings, but it didn’t pan
out. Naughty Alysha came in a few seconds later, Bubba said it
wouldn’t transfer well via the phone, he thinks they did the dating
game on Monday; Alysha said she picked two guys; she ended up taking
Carl along. Bubba asked who showed up, Alysha said that Carl and Nate
were there, she said Nate was awesome, Carl wasn’t all that great,
Bubba said the winner didn’t even show up, Alysha called him a fag. We
then heard a clip of her talking about the date; Spice said the scene
is really funny. Alysha said she fucked Carl without a condom, he
didn’t last all that long. Bubba said if he was with her, he’d be a
little nervous. Carl said he’s used to cave man fucking, Bubba said
that Carl was eating Alysha’s pussy with his cowboy hat on, Spice
thinks Nate was going to suck her tits off, he thinks Miller is mad,
Miller said he’s great, Spice thinks they should give Tuddle a titty
shot from Naughty Alysha, he cracked up at the clip. The guys cracked
up when Alysha said she had Kenny Chesney down there, Spice thinks the
guy is performing an abortion on her. Alysha said that whenever she’s
around Carl, her redneck accent comes out, Spice thinks Nate is the
releaf guy, Bubba said this creeps him out, the guys cracked up when
Carl said it wasn’t Granny’s cooking. Bubba said Alysha will do
anything for the show, Spice cracked up at the clip. Bubba counted the
number of times Carl pumped Alysha, Spice said it only took him 25
pumps, Bubba thinks the camera work is fantastic, he wishes they had
Carl’s number, Spice said they got nothing. Bubba said he messed up on
the video, Alysha said she liked Nate, he said that if you go to
NaughtyAlysha.com/btls, you can get in for a dollar, Spice said if he
was a ref, he’d call the fight, bubba thinks Alysha has sexy feet, the
guys like how Alysha told him he came, Spice thinks Nate is the
closure, bubba liked Alysha talk in the video, he told Alysha she’s
naughty, Alysha said duh. Bubba thinks he should play the whole thing,
he said he could never do this; Brent said he’s like an Indiana,
someone needs to bring something. Adam said he was trying to keep an
eye on Carl, as he was drinking the Tequila, the guys did some
Southern voices cutting on Adam; Alysha said he wanted him to leave.
Spice wonders if Adam wants to beat Carl up, Alysha said no, Bubba
said that Alysha takes it to the next level, the guys think it’s a
great set of tits for titty fucking, Carl said Alysha sucks good cock,
the guys cracked up at Carl’s accent, Spice said this is disturbing,
Bubba thinks she just wants out, Spice said this is why the guy should
never say anything. Bubba thinks Alysha has monkey toe, the guys
goofed on Carl saying he was back in, Alysha said she’s an actress.
Bubba said this is the final deal, Alysha said thank god to that,
Spice liked her giving the hand job, the guys think Nate jerked off
before he showed up, Alysha said she’d rather do the handy van than
this. Spice asked about Tuddle, Bubba said he’s the new guy. Tuddle
came in, saying they’ve got a wonderful show, he said he’s got a belt,
he said the Tuddle Tribe was fine, he said his wife still claims
they’ve got heavy furniture, he said he’s familiar with Alysha, he
said it sounds like stepping in a jar of Mayo, he said he wears
condoms, Alysha said he’s fun. Tuddle said he can barely take care of
himself, Brent wishes he could eat French toast and be that thin,
Tuddle said Alysha intimidates him. Bubba asked if his wife would give
him a pass, Tuddle said no, he said he’s been married for four years.
Tuddle was heard talking with his wife about the guys calling her,
Alysha thinks Carl is on the list. Tuddle was shocked when Bubba told
him that he was a hit with the fans, he said they’re in the business,
Tuddle said no one has talked to him today, bubba said he likes that.
Christin came on, Brent said he met her in Orlando, she said they’ve
been married for four years. Bubba asked if Tuddle drives her crazy,
she said he can drive her insane. Tuddle recapped the heavy furniture
story, Christin said she’s not into black guys, she said she likes
nerds, she said she doesn’t’ want kids, Brent said she’s a smart girl.
Tuddle said she could’ve kicked his ass to the curb a lot, he said she
was supporting him on the tanning place; he said he’ll be the main
bread guy in the family. Bubba asked if Tuddle is hooked on porn,
Tuddle said he’s not, he then said he masturbates, Christin said at
least he doesn’t beat off next to her, Tuddle got freaked out when
Bubba asked Christin if she rubs her snatch, Christin said she’s not
used to Satellite radio, she said some girls lie about stuff like
that. Bubba said Tuddle was making him nervous, Tuddle asked how that
would make him nervous. Christin said the only porn she knows of is
nasty stuff, Tuddle said he’s into the gaping stuff, he said he likes
the old men young women, he said it looks like she hates it, Brent
said he’s mad with women. Bubba asked about the list, Christin said
she’s heard the list, she said it was funny; Tuddle said he’s not
joking about that. Bubba asked how often does Tuddle call, Christin
said two or three times in the morning, she thinks he should get some
whore swagger in the bed. Spice explained what gaping porn is, he
explained it to her. Bubba explained who naughty Alysha is to
Christin, he called Tuddle a goggled up nerd, he proposed a lap dance,
Christin said yes, Alysha said she sounds normal. Bubba asked about
dominatrix, he proposed they have Tuddle suck on a strap on, Tuddle
said it doesn’t matter, he said he doesn’t need her making decisions,
Christin said no to the idea, Bubba said the decision is with Tuddle.
Tuddle said there’s nothing gay you can do with a woman, he said
people won’t call him gay, Brent said Richard Christy did it, Christin
said if he wants to do it, then yes. Bubba asked about her messing
around with another guy, Christin said no to that, she thinks she’ll
get a bunch of phone calls. Tuddle said he’s been denied a hard card,
he said Brent, Bubba and Spice are cool. Tuddle said that Grant has
eaten a lot of food today; he said that his wife used to work for one
of the Diacos; Bubba said Christin is forbidden fruit. Christin said
her favorite movie is “Secretary”, Brent explained what it’s about,
Christin said she was glad when Tuddle’s last gig ended, she said
she’s nervous after dealing with Clear Channel, Bubba thinks Tuddle is
a modern day Gilbert Gottfried, he then asked Alysha if she’ll get
forceful.

Segment 5 – Tuddle Sucks a chocolate cock

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Pagan Potheads
tour. Bubba said he should take some phone calls. Jack in Chicago said
he was at the Sunday taping, Bubba said he carried the whole segment.
Michael in Chicago thanked Bubba for the show. Brent asked about the
black chicks, the guy said they don’t live too far from him. Bubba
took a call from a guy who said they got meet and greet tickets in New
Orleans. Tuddle and Alysha came in, Bubba thinks they should get
Tuddle down to his underwear; Tuddle said he never wears it. Bubba had
Tuddle practice his safe word, “Power Pig Hello I’m Burning”; he said
he likes the way his balls swing. Alysha said she’s kind of nervous,
Tuddle said he’s never had a cock in his mouth. Spice thinks maybe
Tuddle should keep his glasses on, he thinks the dick is hard. Alysha
asked that he shut up, Tuddle was gagging on the cock, Alysha told him
to suck the cock, Bubba thinks he doesn’t like it, Alysha thinks that
he’ll vomit on her, she said if he pukes on her, she’ll smack her.
Tuddle was gagging, Alysha pressed on, Bubba said he wouldn’t wish
this upon anyone, Brent said he would be mad at his wife if she made
him do that, the guys cracked up at Tuddle gagging while saying his
safe word, the guys cracked up went they saw Tuddle’s face, Alysha
thinks he’s a pussy. Jay in North Decoda said Tuddle is a joke, he
said bubba is being worked, Tuddle asked for a read back, he then said
no one would want to be him, he said he doesn’t care what he thinks.
Bubba thanked him for his services, Alysha said that was awesome, she
said she’ll do it again. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 6 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans, followed by “I’m finished Scrizzewing That Cow”. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – The Fans vote on the Gene Lasker call from the fm show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page. Bubba said he knows that he’s short spaced the listeners,
they’ve had to gone long without having commercials, Spice said they
have to do them, he said that they’re getting the “My Trunk” on the
site, he said he has a lot of balls on the air, he said it’s very time
sensitive. Spice said you can’t just look on the outside and get it,
Bubba thinks all the marks screwed with Heather; he then recapped how
it might’ve gone down. Bubba said Gene Lasker made his return on the
FM show, Spice isn’t sure if it’s a big return or not, Bubba recapped
the call, he asked if the audience would like to hear the Lasker call,
he said he’s ready to go to the top of the hour.

1.      Tim – yes
2.      Mike – yes
3.      Brian – yes
4.      Ryan – yes
5.      Vince – yes
6.      Joe – yes
7.      Jim – yes
8.      Random caller – yes
9.      John – yes
10.     Brad – no
11.     Don – yes
12.     Scott – yes

They then went to commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 8 – New Brent songs, Lasker Call Replay

Coming out of commercials, we heard “Billy Gene Is Not My Lover”.
Bubba said he can’t get the “My Trunk” video to load, he said he’d
like to play that before the Lasker clip, Spice said Caviar Tacos is a
hell of an animator. Bubba went over the rotator on btls.com; he
thinks Tuddle has his finger up his ass, Spice as Tuddle said he
doesn’t do that. We then heard “Sanford and Hatley”, Bubba thinks
Brent is amused, Spice likes how the words are easy to understand,
Brent said it’s very elementary; he said there’s some good stuff on
there. We then heard “do The Hatley”, Bubba asked why he’s not doing
the hatley. We then heard “My Name is Hatley”. We then heard “A Little
less hatley”. We then heard the Lasker call from earlier.

“Spice said Lasker can’t talk about much. Gene said he was doing okay,
John said that was his dog. Bubba asked Gene if he needs to call
Kevin, Gene said he’s just sitting back and realizing what he needs to
do, he said he can’t explain how it is to cry every day, ever since
the death or their daughter, he said he can’t stay at that house, he
said he can’t smile anymore, he doesn’t have fun anymore, he said if
he kills himself, he won’t be able to see his Daughter, he said that
he took her earn when Christine wasn’t looking. Bubba wondered what
John was doing, Gene said he came home at 8, he said that he marked
her, he said when you lose your kid, people change, he said there’s
nothing left, he said they have a room for Jennifer, he said he wants
to get rid of it, John said he’s got love for him, Bubba told him to
watch his language, John said he needs to check on Gene. Gene was
crying about how he doesn’t have much of a family, he then went over
the people he has in his life, John thinks Gene is a lot to hug. Gene
said this is just a struggle in his life, he said he was given a
handicapped kid, he said if he moved in that bed, he’d have to move
her. Bubba thinks Gene and Christine need to sit with a professional
and work it out, Gene said they’re not at each other’s throats, he
said you can’ go to jail if you’re not there. John said he loves Gene,
he said they’ll all get together and cook some stuff; Bubba had to hit
the delay a few times. Gene said everyone knew who he was; he said the
cops were good to him. John said the prisoners should take a bath,
Gene said he didn’t see anyone take a shower, he thinks they’re
nervous. Gene and John were talking over each other, Bubba yelled for
them to be quiet. John told Gene he needs to comb his hair; Bubba
likes how John is cutting on Gene. John said he’ll make a Gene Lasker
mask for Halloween, Gene said no one knows how Bubba helped him, he
said he almost lost Bubba over Jennifer, Spice thinks this is
boopity/der der overload, Bubba bounced between “dueling Der Ders” and
“the Boopity song” as Gene talked. John said Twenty-five has never
been in the hood. Gene said he doesn’t know where to go, Bubba said
he’ll call him.” They then ended the show a few seconds later.