Friday, July 16, 2010

FM Show

Segment 1 – Pagan Potheads sold out, Twenty-five’s new car

The show started off with “Down On The Corner” by CCR. Bubba said the
music was provided by him by default, as Grant was a no show, he said
he’ll end up taking a hit, he said screwing up at the BRN is bad for
the person, Manson said he feels bad for him, as he’s helped him out
with Pagan Potheads, he said their sold out, Spice said Treeman is all
about driving Bubba to various events. Bubba said the show should come
first, he then got sidetracked by Erin Andrews, he said she’s suing
the guy who filmed her; Manson said the guy could’ve raped her. Trent
in Plant City came on looking for tickets, Bubba told him no, he then
plugged his Wing House appearance today, he then said that Gary from
1-800-AskGary will be coming by to drop off his $5,000 check, he then
thanked Steve Hurley from Sting Ray Chevy for getting Twenty-five
hooked up with a new car, he got a 2007 Impala, he said he’ll make
sure Twenty-five has great insurance, Ned thinks he sold his sole to
the Company Devil, Spice thinks it will end badly, he asked if
something will happen. Bubba said he wouldn’t finance Sluggo or
Miller, he said he’ll be the lean holder on the title, he said that no
one can look positive around there, Ned asked how he could get on this
train. Bubba thinks Twenty-five will ask him for stuff from Rent and
Roll, Spice as Twenty-five asked for some new rims. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.


Segment 2 – Spice insecure with his looks?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
The Wing House tonight, followed by “” by Fleet Wood Mack. Bubba said
he feels bad for people in Miami, he thinks LeBron will have the ass
on lockdown, he thinks Spice is the best looking guy at the show,
Spice said he doesn’t think he could compete with that. Bubba told
Spice that if he worked out right and dieted, he could look like
Matthew Maconihay, Manson said doing 200 pushups seems really tough,
Bubba said that it would take him twelve hours to do it, as he does
them in sets of five. Brent said Spice could be Craig the Bulldog,
Bubba thinks Craig could make Mel Gibson look like Fred Rogers, he
then said he’s got a lot of stuff to do, they then went to commercials
a few seconds later.


Segment 3 – Birthdays, emails, Grant on the phone, Dante Morris
masturbates in his jail cell, BP Oil Spill update

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Bubba Army V Neck
shirt, followed by “Dreams” by Fleet Wood Mack. Bubba said that Steve
Nicks worships the devil; Ned said she used to ingest cocaine in
different ways. The guys went over some birthdays; Spice said he’s
only seen bits and pieces of “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”. We then
heard the Night Rider theme, Spice said the show rocked, Bubba said it
sucked, Ned sounded bummed out when Bubba told him that the biker from
The Village People died, Spice thinks he gives bikers a bad name, he
thinks the guy looked like Mr. Slave from South Park. The first email
of the day said they listen to the show every day. Another emailer
said channel 4 did in fact cover Bubba’s check presentation; the guys
then goofed on Big Dick not getting some audio. Another emailer said
the welfare office is a joke. Another emailer said they’d like to
participate in the Plugs for Pain. The last email of the day said that
they’re interested in showing off some pole dancing. Grant was on the
phone, he said he knew why he was calling, he said he completely
forgot, Spice said sometimes it’s not cool to be completely truthful.
Grant said he doesn’t know how he forgot it, Manson as the Ferret
yelled for Grant to go back to bed, as his door was beeping, Bubba
said he’s going to eliminate Russ, Hammil and Grant, Grant said he’ll
take a beating in order to stay on, Manson thinks he could never
assign bumper music. Bubba went through the ping pong balls, Manson as
the Ferret said he was devastated. We then heard a clip about Dante
Morris masturbating in front of a female officer, Manson thinks you’ve
really reached a low when you’ve done stuff like that, Spice said the
restraint chair looks like a Carnival ride, Bubba said he wouldn’t’
want a woman who he’s not screwing to see his junk. We then heard a
news clip about Dante Morris’s Aunt asking for her job back, Bubba
said “sorry about your luck”. Trevor in Alberta Canada said he’s a
Twitter guy, he said he and some other guys will be going, Bubba said
he might be hiding some things around Calgary, he said the gathering
will be the Meet and Greet. Jake asked how Gene Lasker is doing; Bubba
said he’s being represented by Kevin Hayslett. Jim in South Decoda
asked about the Oil cap, he wonders if BP is telling the truth, Bubba
said that’s yet to be determined, Manson said it’s leaking out all
through the Gulf floor, he said he doesn’t believe anything BP says.
We then heard a news clip about that, the guys don’t get why Obama
hasn’t done anything about the no fly zone, Spice said Copperfield
could make the Statue of Liberty disappear, Manson said that’s
probably why they got James Cameron to help out. We then heard “Ned’s
Messages to BP” from “bubba Show classics Vol. 15”, track 13; they
then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – Miami Heat Song

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for coins for Cops,
followed by “Fade to Black” by Metallica. Bubba asked Brent how the
Tim Curdis appearance went, Brent said it went well. Bubba said that
Flow Rida has a new song about the Miami heat, which we then heard,
Manson said he does some catchy stuff, Spice said the first 30 seconds
is just nonsense, Bubba said he would say stop, Brent said every team
will bring their A game, Spice said whenever an artist does an
unofficial theme song, your career is over, Brent said he’s that good,
Spice said they haven’t done any games yet, Bubba said he’d tell Flow
Rida to stick the song up his ass, he said this is a circus, Manson
thinks they won’ win the championship, Bubba said this is what’s wrong
with the African American community, Spice did his old guy character,
Manson jokingly said that they should just sign off, as they’re number
one in the ratings. Bubba said he would be embarrassed if he was a
Miami heat fan, he asked the Miami listeners to call in. Lenny said
this is like the super bowl Shuffle, Bubba thinks it was after, he
said he’s mad at the person who wrote the song, Spice said LeBron knew
he was under pressure, Bubba said its easy picking for artists, he
said your just giving the competition an anthem, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Dr. Joe Saturley

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for BubbaRaw.com, followed
by “Fly Away” by Lenny Cravits. We then heard Dr. Joe Saturley’s
bumper, Joe said he was great, he then gave his info: DocSat@me.com,
DocSat.com, 7277261013. Nick said he’s a first responder, he said he
finds himself spacing out, Joe asked him if he was depressed, Nick
said no. Joe asked him if he’s okay physically, nick said he works
crazy hours, Joe thinks the guy has ADHD, or learn to concentrate
better, Ned told him to pay attention, Joe cracked up at that, Ned
said that would be $150. Stacey said she’s been having family issues,
she’s deciding to cut her family out of her life, she said she’
feeling a little bit of guilt, Joe said we get to choose our friends,
not our families, he suggested just send Christmas and birthday cards,
he told her not to feel guilty over it. Jessey said last December said
he was Electrocuted, he died for a couple of seconds, he said he
doesn’t want to do anything, Joe told him to see a mental therapist,
he said this stuff happens when you get electrocuted, Ned suggested
the guy smoke a joint, the guy said he does that. Joey said he has a
fifteen year-old son, he can’t get him away from video games he said
they go to the Y twice a week, Joe told him to take control, he said
it’s easy to get addictive to video games. Bubba thinks the kid is
running the show, Joey said it’s not worth arguing with him, Bubba
told him he couldn’t say that, Joey said he’s looking for the right
thing to do, Joe suggested he sit down with him and talk to him about
it. Mark in Ft. Meyers thinks he’s a sex addict, he said it started
when he was in his 20’s, he said he sees about two or three women a
day, he said he’s in sales, Joe said he works his job around his
addiction, Manson thinks a sexual addiction doesn’t exist. The guy
said he has some girlfriends, he said West Palm is a good place to
start. Bubba asked the natural progression, Joe thinks the guy will
get arrested, the guy said he still has sex with his wife, Bubba
wonders how flipped out would the guy be if his wife was doing it, the
guy said he would probably be surprised. Bubba asked him if he’s not
able to have his daily quota, the guy said sometimes it happens
sometimes, he said it depends on where you go, Joe said it’s the high
you’re after, the guy said he’s well of money wise. Bubba asked him
the going rate; the guy said it all depends. Joe asked him if he has
kids, the guy said yes, they’re groan up, the guy said he’s been
married for 18 years, Joe said if he got the addiction under control,
he’ll have a better marriage. Bubba said this is a guy who makes a lot
of money, he likes how the guy is calling out to them, the guy said he
likes how he can call into the show. Joe said he’s opening up an
office, he said he’d love to treat him, the guy said he watches where
he parks his car, Bubba told him that he’ll put him on hold for Joe’s
information, Joe told him to call him after his segment, he said
addiction just tears families apart. Bubba thinks you’d have to make a
million dollars if you’re into sex addiction. Bubba read an email from
someone who said they’re experiencing anger issues, Joe said he could
help out. Bubba thanked him for coming by, they then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Casey Anthony, various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard Manson’s “Maniac Mel”, followed by
“Get Ready” by Rare Earth. Bubba said there’s some good stuff on
btls.com, Ned cracked open a beer, saying it’s a pbr, Spice thinks Ned
took some from his office, Bubba thinks it’s not the case, as the
stuff in Spice’s office is warm. Tommy said Casey Anthony’s Mom was on
TV, Bubba thinks they need to set up the audio they have, saying the
Cindy Anthony 911 calls can be used in court, he got distracted with
John daily playing golf. We then heard a news clip about Cindy
Anthony, Bubba said the audio will be used in court, Spice said she’s
screwed, Manson said the smell of something dead is unmistakable. We
then heard the 911 call, Bubba said at this point, Cindy is disgusted
with Casey’s actions, Manson said she changed her tune when the death
penalty was introduced, he thinks the case is closed, Bubba sometimes
tragedy or alcohol brings out the truth, he said he has no sympathy,
as he thinks she’s in on it, Manson thinks so, Spice said you need to
cut off your relationship with your kids at some time, Bubba thinks
they’ll get looped into the situation, Bubba thinks they haven’t heard
this portion of the call, Manson thinks she has no emotion, he thinks
she needs a Twix, Bubba said this just solidifies that what she’s
saying is a lie, Manson thinks even 31 minutes would be too long, he
likes how the 911 operator points out that she’s waited 31 days, Spice
thinks she’s coming up with the most Mexican name possible. Bubba took
a call from a guy who said the human body has an extremely
characteristic smell from anything you’ve ever smelled, Spice thinks
it has to be really bad, Brent said it’s awful, the guy said it will
stick to you all day in some cases; the guy thinks the smell won’t
leave the car. Brent thinks they’ve got all the evidence they need,
Bubba said if they found DNA evidence, that should also close the
case, Spice thinks she can’t say anything. We then heard a news clip
about the evidence against Casey Anthony, Bubba said if they have the
car, it’s over, Manson said she’s done, Brent said no deal is going to
be made with her, Bubba thinks she’ll be the youngest woman ever to
die via death penalty. Robby said he does crime scene cleanup, he said
he’s seen bodies in several different stages, he said it puts out a
gas, he said there’s no way it smells like old pizza, he said the
decomposition comes from the flies. Bubba wondered if the heat will
affect it, the guy said yes, he said they had one guy who died at 110
pounds; the guy had to be popped, as he had expanded upon his death.
Bubba asked the worst one of them all, Robby said he had one guy
hanging from the ceiling, he said it was pretty messy, he said they
had one guy who had to be wrapped up in his own carpet, as the guy had
lived in such unsanitary living conditions. Bubba asked if the guy
repaints, the guy said he disposes of stuff like that, he said he
treats it like Asbestos, the guy said if you get blood on the phome
seat of a couch, it will eat into it. Bubba asked if they have those
lights that show the blood, Robby said yes. Spice said they talked to
a crime scene cleanup guy who said it’s creepy, Robby said you feel a
sense of heaviness in the room, he said you have to be pretty tough to
deal with it, he said he’s delt with a few murders, he said it’s
always been in houses, he said he’s arrived on fresh cases, it’s not
that bad, he said it all depends. Bubba thinks if they found him dead,
he’d look like the Hindenburg. Matt said there was a guy who tried to
kill his wife with a hammer; the guy said he ended up committing
suicide. We then heard a news clip about that, Bubba wondered how you
kill someone you love with a hammer, Spice said he went out strong, as
a bottle of sleeping pills was found in the tub, Bubba said he’ll just
pee in the tub when he goes to a hotel room. We then heard a news clip
about a puppy store, Spice said he bought his dog Banksy there, Bubba
goofed on the woman in the clip, Spice joined in, Bubba thinks it’s
mini New York. Spice said he purchased the dog as he thought it was
cute, he didn’t see anything wrong with it, the guys goofed on Spice
for getting his dog at “Puppy Love”, Spice thinks his dog doesn’t even
look like a sharpay. Earl in Jacksonville asked Bubba his thoughts on
JJ selling T-shirts for the fallen cops, Spice explained it, he thinks
he’s just covering his ass for the negative press he’s received
recently. Bubba said he hopes he sells a whole bunch of them he thinks
people can see right through him. Frank on protection said he was in
court, he was there to talk about the Doctor who beat his wife, he
said the Mom has a broken arm, he said she almost died. Bubba said
there was a case out of Texas, where a woman named Jane Peters, the
mayor of Copal Texas, she was found dead, she had killed her daughter,
he thinks Palin wouldn’t be capable of doing this, he wonders why
you’re 19 year-old would warrant getting shot, Manson thinks if she
attacked Donna with a knife, the guys think Manson’s kids would beat
him silly. Bubba took a call from a guy who asked about the Black
Panther party; Brent said they’re the black version of the KKK. We
then heard a news clip about Erin Andrews, Bubba thinks the AP guy
ruins every story, Spice said the guy was working on feature films.
Tom said he’s never ran across anyone who has never known what it
smells like. Bubba wondered if there’s a way where someone can be
killed in a way that their not caught, Tom said it would have to not
be questioned, the guy said if you’re an organ doaner, you’ll
basically end up as a bag of skin. Manson said he is now, he’s
thinking about changing, Bubba said he doesn’t want it, Spice said he
was put on the spot to be an organ doaner, the guy said he’s thinking
about keeping his long bones, Bubba thinks he might as well be an
organ doaner, as he’ll get cremated, he doesn’t think he could fit,
the guy said they may have to butter the hips to get in the oven.
Brent said he’s an organ doaner, Ned said no, he thinks his organs are
dead, he thinks he’ll do buried at sea. Bubba and Manson said they’ll
be cremated, Spice said he’ll do a Mozelium, Brent said he’s cremated,
Bubba wonders if you have a headstone if you’re cremated, the guys
think so, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubba’s appearance at
The Wing House later today, followed by “Gotta Be Somebody” by
Nickelback. Bubba said these guys are rock stars, Manson said he likes
them, Spice said it’s a guilty pleasure, he said had is a dick, he
asked Brent about the guy crying on stage, Brent said yes. Bubba
thanked Gary from 1-800-AskGary donated; Spice thinks Twenty-five Cent
should be Ras. Bubba plugged The Scorpions/Rat show tomorrow night, he
said it would be cool if you were single and had what Gary has, he
thanked Gary for his contribution, Brent said it’s your last chance to
see the Scorpions ever, Bubba thinks they’ve done that before, he said
to get the tickets, say “Hi this is Ras, I see you back there”, Manson
joined in, as did Spice. Nathan in Miami said he just heard the guy
talking about organ donation, he said that the organ transplants are
from people who are clinically brain dead. Spice said he’s heard that
if you’ve been in a bad car accident, there’s a slim chance, the guy
said the doctors rarely know the person is an organ doaner, he said
the cop who was shot saved about six to eight people. Bubba asked what
the charge is for stuff like a liver or a kidney, the guy said he’s
more in the tissue transplant, he said that it’s more than likely
covered by insurance. Jerame in Brooksville said his Aunt works for a
medical supply place, he said if you’re listed as an organ doaner, the
hospital will know about it. Bubba wonders if he should do it or not.
Christian in St. Pete asked for free tickets, he got hung up on, as he
didn’t do it right, Manson said it was lengthy. Treck said he was Ras,
Bubba put him hold. Mark came on doing it, Bubba said give the guy
tickets. Joe on protection said he could answer questions on
cremation; he thinks Bubba would take around three hours. Raman asked
for some tickets, he got buzzed, Bubba said it didn’t even sound like
Ras. George came on sounding like Ras, Bubba gave him the tickets.
Frank in Tampa came on saying he’d like free tickets, bubba gave him
tickets, he thinks even white guys know it. Hilary as Ras said she’d
like free tickets, the guys cracked up at her, Bubba told her to stand
by. Jeff came on saying he was Ras, the guy got buzzed. Dwayne asked
for free tickets, he got buzzed, he then recapped what he wanted the
people to say, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – Various callers

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “LeBron is in Miami Bitch”,
followed by “hard to handle” by the Black Crows. Bubba said that he’ll
go to Spice’s appearance on Sunday at The Undertow, Brent told him
they’ll be busy on Sunday, Bubba said he’d like to have fun, he then
said he’ll be at The Wing House later on today. Corry in Winterhaven
came on sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. Eric in Tampa came
sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. Steve came on saying he was
Ras, he got denied when he said ford Ampa Theatre. Ed in Tampa came on
sounding like Ras the guys cracked up when he did the laugh. Matt in
Englewood came on sounding like Ras, he got the tickets. A random
caller tried to do the Ras thing, but got Eviled, they then ended the
show a few seconds later.

Sirius Show

Segment 1 – Various callers

The show started off with a clip from yesterday’s show, where Jim from
south Decoda requesting Manson’s Eminem parody about Satellite radio,
which we then heard. The bit parodies “Lose Yourself” from “On the
Chip” disc 1, track 1, and “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 15. The
bit talks about some of the big moments of the show, saying that Bubba
is back on radio. We then heard “Juicey” by Notorious BIG. Bubba said
that Eminem parody was unbelievable, he said he’d like to incorporate
that in Bubbapalooza, Spice said it’s a lot of energy, Ned told Spice
to go out to the car, he said he’s got some Cocaine. Bubba said Steve
Diaco dropped off some Fein, he then plugged WSOP.com, some guy named
John is wearing a Fein shirt, Brent thinks Sam just plays poker for
the competition; Ned thinks Fein is Childs play for him. Bubba said
he’s been doing so good on his diet, he said the bottom of his mouth
feels like a bird cage, he thinks pizza will mess him up, he said if
the guys would like to buy their own pizza they can, but just have it
outside, they can’t bring it into the building, Brent said he’s not
having any pot today, as he has a show to do, Manson said he has great
will power. Spice asked about various foods, Bubba said no, Ned said
the raccoons might get you; Bubba admonished him for saying coons.
John in New Mexico asked why Jason Ellis is on two channels, Bubba
told him not to pit him against Ellis, he said good luck to everybody,
he listed some channels he knows of, Spice said he likes Howard 100
and 101. Bubba went over his favorite channels on Sirius, Brent thinks
Eminem doesn’t know what channel he’s on, Bubba said he’d like to have
a channel, but not participate in it, he then potted up the audio from
the TV about the lacrosse team getting left behind, Manson said we’re
fucking the Indians once again. Doug in West Virginia said Bubba
should bow down to Manson, he called him a talented little fucker, he
said it’s the first time he heard it, Bubba said those were the good
old days, he said he’s been interviewed by Inside Radio, he said he
doesn’t know what Howard is doing, he said whatever Howard does is
what he’ll do, he thinks Howard will stick around, he’s not sure if he
can ask Howard about what he’s doing, he said they’ve got stuff, he
said 2008 sucked, Manson said they were partying from 2006-2007, Bubba
said he doesn’t like the Politically based radio, he said they gave
the fans radio they loved, he said that’s them, he said they were
prefer to do a Satellite only show, he thinks Howard has mornings
locked up, Spice said he’d love it, he said they don’t want to get up
at 4 in the morning, he said the worst is the daily pressures of the
PPM, Spice said the pressure is also with the clients, Brent said you
also have to worry about your competition taping you. Bubba said when
they were in the market for a big contract, he said the merger took
about two years, he said they had to move to regular radio, he said it
wasn’t sold to the listeners properly, he said they were told what to
say, he said he hopes they come back, he said he’s not going to be
overly optimistic, he said he’ll just wait and see, he said it’s like
the doctor checking your prostate, Brent thinks there’s a sicko
somewhere, Spice said it makes him question Dr. Mark, he said he knows
a girl who got an abortion, the doctor had a bonor while doing it.
Paul asked about Devon James, Bubba said she’ll be on Cowhead’s show,
Bubba said she doesn’t care about anything she signed with him, Spice
said she’s a fucking trick, Bubba said he has the contract that will
shut her up, Spice said she’s going for broke. Steve in Alberta said
he has some extra tickets for Bubbapalooza; Bubba hung up on him,
saying he’s not CraigsList. Kevin in New Mexico asked about the guy
who died at NHRA, Bubba said the crash didn’t look like that big of a
deal, the guy said they haven’t talked about it. Spice said it
reminded him of Dale Earnhardt’s crash, he said it didn’t look that
bad. Harris came on, Bubba yelled for the guy, the guy’s window was
down, he then got on the bullhorn, he thinks the guy will pick up, he
said that stuff puts him in a bad move. Jack came on asking about the
FCC, Brent asked what was up with the phones today, bubba goofed on
the guy’s voice, Spice thinks the guy is buried in a man’s asshole,
the guy ended up getting Eviled, Brent thinks the guy has his face
buried in Ned’s asshole, they then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 2 – Macho Man bits, new Billy Mays clip

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza New
Orleans tickets, followed by Ned’s “Mel Gibson Song” from “The Kabuki
Project” track 17, and “Ned’s Parody songs Vol. 2”, track 12. The song
parodies “Looking out My Back Door” by CCR, and focuses on Mel’s
intoxicated rant against the Jewish community, and also features clips
of Cartman from “south Park” saying “fucking Jew”. We then heard
“heaven’s On Fire” by Kiss. Bubba came on saying he has a new Mel
Gibson gimmick, Ned said he inserted himself in the call, Bubba said
heather has been calling him Bubba Gibson, he thinks there’s a song
coming, he wishes he was called “bubba lee” because of his cock size,
Spice then goofed on bubba saying some of Mel’s quotes. The guys then
went over some birthdays, Bubba called Kevin Harvick a mother fucker,
as he sent him the “East Bound and Down” DVD, but never heard back. We
then heard “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” by Sammy haygar, Bubba
thinks Ned beat off to the guy who sold cheap tickets. We then heard
“Night rider”, Spice said he loved this show, Manson said horrible. We
then heard “YMCA”, Ned thinks Glen Hues died of liver cancer, Bubba
thinks it sounds incredibly gay, Manson said he had no idea the song
was about being gay. Bubba said they’ve got a bunch of macho Man bits,
he said it’s no wonder he hates him, Spice said he’ll have to listen
to the show, Bubba said it was because of Bubba’s loyalty to Hogan. We
then heard a bit where Manson as Macho man talks to two gay guys,
Manson thinks it was cheesy, this bit is not in the catalog. Spice
said he felt horrible, but he never told him, Manson said he felt bad,
Brent said Spice riled the crowd at a macho man concert up. Bubba said
they could’ve done a Macho Man album, we then heard “I’m An Asshole’
from “Bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 17, he thinks all this stuff
will make Randy want to kill them, the guys cracked up at the song,
Bubba wonders if machoman.com is still around, Spice said he didn’t
want to do those background vocals, Bubba said he had sex with Macho
man’s ex, he’s not sure if he should’ve said that, he wonders what
Randy was thinking during all that stuff, he thinks he made her
squirt, he said he wore a condom, Spice as macho asked how his dick
tasted. Manson said BP has been doing a lot of stuff, he wondered what
it would be like if Billy Mays was talking about it. We then heard the
clip, where Manson as Mays was yelling about the oil spill, Manson
said this was live on location, Bubba thinks they should put this on
BubbaRaw.com, Manson said they just leave everything in, Bubba cracked
up at the clip, Manson said he has to get high to record this stuff,
Bubba cracked up at what was going on, Manson said it was incredibly
hot out there, the guys cracked up at the clip, Bubba pointed out the
segals, Brent thinks it’s more realistic. Bubba said that the Mel
Gibson tapes were edited, Brent said that was because of people’s
names, Manson said he got an air hose for this shot, the guys cracked
up at Manson as Billy Mays doing cocaine under water, he ends up
flipping out at the zorbies not working, he ends up throwing Altoids
to get the effect, he said everyone is fucked. Ike in Chicago said he
was at the taping on Father’s day, he thinks Bubba shakes hands like a
little girl, the guys cracked up at that, Ned thinks Bubba has a fish
handshake, Brent said they do index fingers with the President. We
then heard Manson’s “Macho man Song”. The song bags on macho man, this
one is not in the catalog. They then went to commercials a few seconds
later.

Segment 3 – Ned’s new bit, various stuff, Roxana Shirazi calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary,
followed by Ned talking to Mel Gibson. Ned said he’s hanging up, Mel
said he’ll drive over there. Ned asked if he’ll jerk off on his yard,
Mel said he’ll do it. Ned said he likes being called Cunt, he said he
owes him $12 on “Lethal Weapon 5”, he said its Mel’s fault, Mel thinks
Ned’s testicals look stupid. Ned thinks Mel looks like a cocksucker,
he said he’d like to be directed to the pack of niggers, he told Mel
to eat shit, he told him to get medication, and to get the dick out of
his mouth, Bubba interjected saying he was laughing his ass off, he
likes how Ned pieced it all together, he said it was a blast, Ned said
he couldn’t wait. Bubba thinks Ned should take the rest of the day
off, Ned said he’ll stay. Ned thinks Mel has a sweaty nigger dick, he
asked him for a tiger roar. We then heard “” by , Bubba said he hates
to be a dick, he thinks Ned’s bit made Manson’s bit look like crap.
Kenny in Chicago said it was solid gold, Bubba told Spice to give Ned
a case of PBR, Brent said the show could be on as early as January.
Kenny told Brent he gave him something, Brent said he smoked it and
ordered a Chicago Pizza, he likes how the windows were open, Kenny
said he doesn’t see stuff like that on TV. Bubba thinks they ran Bill
Cunningham’s TV show in Cincinnati, Brent said bubba has to beat Judge
Judy, he said Oprah fell to eighth place. Bubba isn’t sure on
Television ratings; he thinks they should call Alex from Fox. Raul in
California asked if Bubba saw the Hogan commercial for Rent a Center,
he said it was kind of gay, Bubba said he saw it, the guy got Eviled,
he then asked about the John Stamos situation, he then read an article
about that, Brent said he’s a nice guy, Ned thinks he’s hot. Bubba
said that Mel Gibson is back on a movie set, things are very strange,
the movie is called “the Beaver”, Spice said he could care less what
he did, Brent thinks people will see it out of curiosity. Bubba thinks
Mel should have some outbursts. Roxana came on, Bubba thinks the
publisher tore her a new one for not coming on. Roxana apologized for
not coming on, she had came back from New York, she said she’s lived
in England since she was 10, she said jet Lag was why she missed her
interview. Roxana said her family sent her to live with an English
family, she said they had to wear those values, she wanted to wear
makeup and chase boys, she said she was really horny. Bubba asked how
horny she was while in Iran, Roxana said she always was touching
herself, masturbating during gun fire, she was around six when all
this happened, she said she climaxed to an image of Axel Rose, she
said she had sex with her first guy when she was 24. Bubba thinks you
can’t even touch girls, Roxana said everything is illegal, she said
everyone does something to the extreme, she said those who get caught
are stoned or beheaded, she saw a girl getting fucked by three guys,
she said if the cops show up, you’re fucked. Bubba asked if an
American can go to Iran, Roxana said she wouldn’t recommend it. Bubba
asked who the best was, Roxana said she’s a romantic type, she said
she had some crazy times with some bands like Motley Crue, she said
she hung out with Death Leopard and White snake, but it wasn’t much to
write about. Brent said David Coverdale was on the show, bragging
about the size of his penis (June 19, 2009). Bubba asked who had the
biggest cock, Roxana said the drummer from Velvet Revolver, she said
Tommy lee has a big cock, he ended up blowing her, she said he’s great
at it, Brent said the book has pictures of people they know. Bubba
asked if she’s been fucked by a rock star with a girl, Roxana said
there’s plenty of that. Bubba asked about Sabashton Bock, Roxana said
she doesn’t want to fuck him, Brent asked about buck Cherry, Roxana
said she fucked all of them, she said it was one at a time, saying
they gave her good service. Bubba asked who she came hardest with,
Roxana said Josh, Brent thinks he’s getting a lot of pussy. Bubba
asked if Axle rose walked in on Roxana and Sabashton having sex, she
said she got a dildo shoved her up pussy, she said she’d like to have
a conversation with him. Bubba thinks she fucked slash, Roxana said
he’s a nice guy. Bubba asked the latest rock band she’s done, he asked
her if she’s a squirter, Roxana said yes, saying it’s quite messy, she
said she squirted with Buck Cherry, she said it becomes a blur after
it. Bubba asked if she goes backstage, Roxana said she’s asked to go
on tour, she said she was the band entertainment. Bubba asked the
first band she was a slut to, Roxana said it was Stereo Phonics. Spice
asked about her time with Pap roach, Roxana said that she loves them;
she said one of the guys is a sex machine. Spice asked if the guys had
a feddish, Roxana said she’s not into pain, she doesn’t get that
stuff, she said she wouldn’t do any of that stuff. Spice asked if
she’d eat a guy’s ass, Roxana said she’d only do it if she was really
into the guy. Bubba said they’re uncensored, Roxana said she loves it;
she said she’d have to be really clean and showered before eating ass.
Spice asked about a really creepy faddish, Roxana said she wouldn’t
name anyone, as their not in the book, she said she likes some anal,
she said anyone who doesn’t have a big dick. Spice asked her
definition of a small and large penis, Roxana said it’s not length,
it’s the girth, saying it doesn’t feel good. Bubba asked about her
abortion, Roxana said it was a sad time for her, being with the bands
was what made her happy, she met with Buck cherry after her abortion,
she said blood was dripping down her leg, she said she was trying to
numb everything, she said she’s always sober, she said rock and roll
is her drug. Bubba thinks marijuana is no deal, Roxana said it’s not
really a drug, she said everyone should practice safe sex, Spice said
boo, Ned thinks it’s bringing the show down. Bubba asked if the guy
was in the industry, Roxana said yes, saying the guy was in Guns and
Roses, the guy sent her violent messages, Bubba said the guy turned
into Mel Gibson. Roxana said she’d like to be in a relationship before
having a kid; she’d like someone who is stable. Bubba asked if a
regular guy has a chance, Roxana said she loves American men, she said
she’d like sex three times a day, she said she’s in her early 30’s,
she can never find the perfect combination. Bubba asked how many
girlfriends does she bring to the party, Roxana said a few, she said
she’d make a perfect wife, Bubba said he’d be scared to death. Brent
said the Muslims are insane, he asked her if she’s afraid of writing
this book, Roxana said you never know, she said she could have stuff
done to her, she said she hasn’t insulted their Religion, she said if
she was killed for her life, she wouldn’t have a problem with it, she
told the Muslims to go fuck themselves. Bubba asked if she’s
Religious, Roxana said she doesn’t like organized Religion, Bubba said
he likes this; he thanked her for coming on. Roxana said Buck cherry
wanted to name her book “Are you fucking man enough”, Spice asked her
if she feels bad about fucking married men, Roxana said she kind of
feels bad, she doesn’t question the morals. Bubba asked how much pussy
they get, Roxana said a lot. Bubba told her to call them sometime, he
asked her the list of people she’d like to fuck, Roxana said the guys
from Rage against the Machine, she said she’d rather fuck her Dad than
fuck Dave Navarro. Bubba asked her about some wrestlers, Roxana said
she likes some, Bubba said he could hook her up, he asked her the last
time she got fucked was, Roxana said it was some Sweetish guy with a
large penis, she said she’s into dirty words. Bubba said nothing will
flap them, Roxana then went over what she says, she said she wouldn’t
fuck Tiger Woods, she said she’s not into sports guys. Bubba asked
about Mel Gibson, Roxana said he’s an asshole. Bubba asked if that’s
the dirtiest interview she’s done, Roxana said yes. Donald in Vegas
said he’s a tour bus driver, he said they were doing a show, he thinks
Jonathan Davis and Monkey took a shit on a woman, she ended up
shitting on them, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 4 – A Ned Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard Ned’s “Muslim Headscarf Call” from
“bubba Show classics Volume 14”, track 10. They then went to
commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 5 – Various callers, Brent’s dog kills a bird?

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the Btls Foundation,
followed by “Hold on loosely” by 38 Special. Bubba said he’s gotten
two emails from people complaining about him shitting, he said he
didn’t want to reverse shit himself, Manson said that would suck. Bob
said that Akira is on the cover of Cherry magazine, Bubba said Ned
loves that stuff. Harris came on, he got Eviled a few seconds later,
Bubba said he doesn’t care what his excuse was. Jay in Connecticut is
full of shit, Bubba said when you publish a book, you have to have
proof, the guy asked him about being Howard’s bitch, Bubba admonished
him for saying that, he said the guy would’ve been front of the line,
Jay said bubba doesn’t have to bow down to anyone, the guy said bubba
copies everything Howard does. Bubba asked him what he does, Brent
said Bubba sounds nothing like Howard, Spice said Howard is
intelligent, the guy said Bubba has retards on the air, he then got
Eviled, Bubba said that was a guy he debunked. Jim in Orlando said he
reverse shit himself upon hearing that douchebag, he said this Monday
was the 31 year anniversary of Disco Demolition, Bubba recapped the
situation, the guy thinks it was WLUP, Bubba said it was one of the
greatest radio stunts ever, Brent said they’ve had the guy on the air
about that, Bubba said that Steve Doll got fucked out of the business,
he thinks Steve is one of the top three or four Chicago guys. Jim
asked if Steve Doll and Howard will ever have that meeting, bubba said
Howard doesn’t’ need to do that with anyone, he needed to find talent,
he said he doesn’t know the Howard and Steve situation, Jim said at
least Steve didn’t send a turd to Howard like Mancow did. Darwin in
Canada asked how Bubbapalooza was, Bubba said he’s 700 short by what
he’d like, he said he doesn’t want to sweat it out, he then read an
article about a woman who had sex with animals, Brent wonders what
kind of whore this was, Spice said he’s seen the video, bubba said he
hasn’t seen it, Brent said she’s a nasty filthy animal. Bubba asked if
animals want to fuck, Brent said it’s abuse, Spice said it kind of
wants to fuck, bubba thinks Spice wants to see sex with animals, he
then described Hootie, his dog. Brent said his family looked after the
dogs, they also have some birds, Hootie ended up biting one of the
birds, the bird ended up dying the next day, he said you can’t blame
Hootie for that, he said they gave him some love when they got home.
Chris in Atlanta said when he was 14, he used to have a neighbor who
fucked her dog, Bubba thinks hot chicks don’t fuck animals. They then
went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 6 – Rich Franklin calls in

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza in New
Orleans, followed by Manson’s “Maniac Mel”. We then heard “Hotel
California” by The Eagles. Bubba asked if Rich is calling them, Brent
said yes. Bubba took a call from a guy who said he’s been listening
since day one, he thanked Bubba for what he’s done with the cops, he
said Spice is just a dick, he asked what the problem is, Spice thought
he was talking to him, the guy asked why Tasha’s nude pictures aren’t
on Twitter, Spice told him to just Google Tasha Nicole, he said if
bubba didn’t like what he did, he’d be fired, he said he’s not always
against him, he said he disagrees with Bubba on some stuff. rich
Franklin came on, he said that if anyone is giving him shit, he’ll
straighten them out, Spice said the last time Rich did that, the guy
killed himself (April 5, 2006), he joked that Jimmy killed himself
with an elbow. Brent said Jimmy needed to calm down. Bubba asked him
what the fight against chuck was like, Rich said he felt comfortable
going in, he said he’s not flipped out, he said he knows that no one
can hold him down. Bubba asked if this is over for chuck, rich isn’t
sure, he said chuck looked really good, he’s not sure on the outcome.
Bubba asked about Fadore getting knocked out, rich said it was great,
bubba thinks the money for the Lesner/Fadore fight isn’t going to
happen. Rich said he broke his arm in a fight, he’s not sure how long
it’ll take to heal; he said he just got the cast removed. Spice said
they cal that injury a night stick injury, he asked how bad it is,
rich said the adrenalin masks it, he said he could feel the bone
clicking when he through some punches. Bubba asked how he punched out
chuck, Rich sad it was a short right; he said the guy left himself
open. Spice asked if the doctors would stop the fight, Rich said no,
he said he’d find a way to tell his corner what’s up, he said some
fans would like to see him fight some fighters, Bubba and Brent think
that Forest is big, Brent said he’s like six foot three. Bubba asked
about Anderson, Rich said he could get him. Brent asked about GSP and
Anderson, Rich said he’d like to see that, he said he’d go for GSP, as
he didn’t know what was going on with Anderson. Bubba asked how Matt
hues is, rich said he hasn’t talked to him, Bubba thinks they broke
up, he thinks a fight will be going on, he then asked rich about his
foundation. Rich said there selling raffle tickets, all the money
raised will go to breast cancer awareness, the item up for grabs is
Richard’s cast, bubba told him to not be a stranger. Rich said anytime
the guys would like to contact him, they can, bubba said he’ll stretch
him, he said the wring looks good, he said Rob con made him puke one
time from training, they then went to commercials a few seconds later.

Segment 7 – A Manson Classic

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for the show’s Twitter
page, followed by “Jimmy Jamz Was Kungfu Fighting” from “On The chip”
disc 1, track 3, and “bubba Show classics Vol. 6”, track 12. The bit
parodies “Kungfu Fighting”, and recaps the time when Jimmy was on the
show talking about his fighting skills. They then went to commercials
a few seconds later.

Segment 8 – End of Show

Coming out of commercials, we heard a promo for Bubbapalooza Calgary,
followed by “Ned Talks to Mel Gibson”. Bubba said he didn’t want to
play Ned’s newest bit again, he was told to play something; Brent said
he could listen to that one a hundred times. Bubba said some guy named
Craig created a car with the Howard fist and the Bubba Army logo, he
asked that they put it up on btls.com, he asked that they make it
apart of the newsletter, he said their ASCAR voting always ends up not
in their favor. Jack said the Ned bit was hilarious. Josh in East LA
asked if Bubba will come to Los Angeles radio, bubba said he’d love to
be there, Brent said they’ve got shit radio there. Big Doug Brown
wished the guys a great weekend; they then ended the show a few
seconds later.